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    Chloe-locks and The Three Luthors (PG-13)

    Title: Chloe-locks and The Three Luthors

    Author: Sienna Rose

    Email: bellydancergirl22@yahoo.com

    Website: http://verbaljudo.cjb.net

    Category: Chlex, Humor

    Summary: Our favorite couple in a classic fairy tale.

    Rating: PG-13

    Spoilers: Season 1 and 2

    Disclaimer: I don’t own Smallville and I don’t own the story of the 3 bears either.

    Archive: VJ, N-S.net, and FF.net. If you want it, just let me know where you put it.

    Author’s Note: A huge thanks to Sara for betaing. © November 9, 2003.

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    Once upon a time there were three Luthors. The oldest (and boy do I mean oldest), was named Lionel. He was the meanest of them all. He spent his days manipulating people and making people’s lives miserable. The middle one was named Lex. He was just so darn sexy that one couldn’t help but fall to their knees as he spoke. And then there was the youngest named Lucas. He hadn’t been around for quite a while, poor fellow, but he was back and ready to make Lionel’s life miserable. Or die trying.

    One day, Lionel was looking through the Daily Planet paper and he saw a company for sale. He spent all morning plotting and decided that he, Lex, and Lucas would go and put in a bid. So they packed up Lionel’s Mercedes-Benz and headed to the LuthorCorp office.

    Hidden in the bushes, a cute, snarky, young blonde girl reporter jumped out with a laptop and camera. She immediately pulled one of Lana’s hairpins out of her purse, and picked open the door to the mansion.

    She walked down the halls as if she lived there herself. Besides, she too had a map of the mansion. She went into an office that had stacks of files as tall as trees. Her eyes immediately glazed over at all the files. She ran, not walked, over to the first stack, lifting the file on the very top and opened it.

    “This file is too encoded.”

    She threw the file the floor and walked over to the second stack. She picked up the file on top of the stack and opened it.

    “This file is too empty.”

    Instead of throwing the file on to the floor, she tossed it through the shredder. It wasn’t like anyone was going to miss it right? Seeing that she wasn’t quite done she proceeded to the last stack of files. She picked up the file on top and opened it.

    “Oh yeah…this file is just right,” she said. “And it’s got all of Lex’s detailed medical records and some…ohh…blackmail pictures,” she smirked.

    She took the contents of the file and stuffed them in her purse as she made her way into the study. She smiled that big gorgeous grin when she saw three computers lined up side by side. Not only LuthorCorp logos on the screen, but hooked all ready into the system. Chloe happily took a seat at the first computer and decided to try to hack into the system.

    “This computer has way too many firewalls.”

    She moved over to the second computer and began hacking into the system. To her amazement she found that there were very little programs on it.

    “This computer has nothing on it.”

    Apparently, Chloe had just discovered that the second computer just had a LuthorCorp screensaver on it and mostly gaming programs. “That must be Lucas’ computer, she thought. “I guess you gotta try to make him feel important too.”

    She moved over once more to the last computer and started typing away.

    “Alright! This computer is just right.”

    Chloe continued to hack into the system. She found tons of new information that she didn’t know existed which meant more blackmail dirt.

    “Hmm…I think I’m thirsty. I never knew that snooping could make one so thirsty.”

    Chloe looked around to see if there was any juice or water on the bar stand, but all she found were three bottles of brandy.

    “Better than nothing I suppose.”

    She grabbed a glass and placed a few ice cubes in and poured herself some brandy from the first bottle.

    “Eww, this brandy is too hot.”

    She poured the brandy out in a plant that was nearby and she decided to try the next bottle.

    “Yuck,” she said as she frowned her face. “This brandy is too cold.”

    This time she poured the brandy back into the bottle and proceeded to the next one.

    “Mmmm…, this one is just right,” she purred.

    Chloe gathered all of her files, her laptop and camera, and the computer files and headed upstairs to one of the guest bedrooms to get a better look at the files.

    But as she made her way upstairs, the three Luthors returned to the mansion. They were delighted over the fact that their plan to take over the company went according to plan and they were able to incorporate yet another company into the LuthorCorp family. Just as about Lionel was to pull some champagne to celebrate, he looked around and was surprised and shocked to find files all over the floor out in the hallway and in the office nearby.

    “Somebody has been going through my files,” Lionel said.

    “Somebody has been going through my files too,” Lucas said.

    “Somebody has been going through my files and I see that some are missing,” Lex said.

    Lionel pretended to be concerned. “Which ones were stolen, son?”

    Lex was caught a bit off guard, but he didn’t show it. “Mostly business files,” he answered. Lex didn’t want to tell him about “the secret file” he had on Chloe.

    Sensing that there were other areas of the mansion that may have been hit, they decided to check out the study. Lionel looked around and saw that almost everything seemed to be in order, but Lex knew better. He lived at the mansion the longest and knew that something wasn’t right. Lucas sat at his computer to prepared play some games, but he discovered something that was out of the ordinary with his computer.

    “Someone’s been hacking into my computer,” Lucas said.

    Lionel too decided to take a look at his computer.

    “Someone’s been hacking into my computer, as well,” Lionel said.

    Lex had a hunch that someone had been hacking into his computer and decided to check it out.

    “Someone’s been hacking into my computer and almost all of my files are gone,” Lex said.

    “I think that we should call the police,” Lionel suggested.

    “Well, I think you should hold off until you check out the bar at least,” Lucas told him.

    “Why, what’s wrong with the bar?”

    Lex noticed that the three brandy bottles had been opened. Lionel pushed Lex to the side to see if his bottle had been affected and Lucas got up from the computer and did the same.

    “Someone’s been drinking in my brandy,” Lionel said.

    “Someone’s been drinking my brandy too,” Lucas said.

    “Well, I wish I could say the same but mine’s all gone,” Lex said.

    Lex heard a creaking sound above him. Someone was upstairs. He excused himself and decided to check it out.

    One by one, he checked all of the guest rooms with no luck. He came to the last and noticed that a light was on. He was going to knock on the door, but he decided against it. Instead he opened the door and quietly sneaked inside.

    “Ah ha!!”

    Chloe, who was on the bed with files everywhere, practically jumped out of her sleep.

    “Who, what, when….Lex?!”

    “I should’ve known you of all people would be here.”

    Chloe quickly jumped off of the bed.

    “Oh, Lex, please don’t call the police. I’ll do anything,” Chloe pleaded.

    “Anything eh?” Lex smirked.

    Chloe looked nervous.

    “What did you have in mind?”

    Pushing the hair out of her face when she stumbled into him, she glanced up to see him staring intently at her, a gleam in his eye that shook her to the bottom of her shoes before his lips descended on hers.

    “How about we go and compare each other’s files if you know what I mean.”

    “Sounds good to me! Now go get rid of your dad and brother so we can busy.”

    Lex got his security to go downstairs and escort Lucas and kick Lionel out of the mansion and Lex and Chloe compared files happily ever after.

    THE END

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    This is so cute! It reminds me a tale which deals with a blond little girl and three bears. I don't know the English title but in french it's "Boucles d'or"
    Very good job! :worship2:

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    that was cute.

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    Hee hee. Very cute.

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    Originally posted by Béatrice@Nov 13 2003, 03:39 PM
    This is so cute! It reminds me a tale which deals with a blond little girl and three bears. I don't know the English title but in french it's "Boucles d'or"
    Very good job! :worship2:
    Baetrice its called Goldie Locks and the Three Bears.

    This was cute. :hehe:


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    This is so adorable..heehee

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    aww what can i say? someday i'll read this story to my kids! [not that i have any right now lol] w/o telling them about comparing files lol

    i love the story!!! hilarious!!!!

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    Aww, that was so cute! I loved it.

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    That was so adorable! I loved how Lucas had a computer set up too, but it really only had computer games on it! (Sounds like mine) :biggrin: Excellent story! I hope Lex and Chloe live happily ever after!! :chlexsign2:

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    Thanks for the feedback, guys. :wave:

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