Give the credit, for finding this ficlet, to my ninjas, who keep me updated every time you sit down on your computer to write anything. I used to get all kinds of notifications about your e-mails, your grocery lists and all the porn that you download... until I told them to look for certain keywords in your writing: 'orgasms', 'Lex', 'emotional abuse', 'trauma', etc, etc.
By the way, the ninjas inform me you're out of eggs and butter.
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