Personal Notepad (Paid Subscription feature)

[Julie]

For those of you who have a paid subscription, they can now access a personal notepad!

Go to your User CP and you can see it above the New Subscribed Threads box. In that notepad you can store anything you want to, but please don't store any personal or sensitive information as it's not encrypted in the database.

See the attachment for a preview of how it looks.

If you don't have a paid account, but would like one, take a look at this thread for more information:

Paid Subscriptions - Information and Q&A

[skauble]

In that notepad you can store anything you want to, but please don't store any personal or sensitive information as it's not encrypted in the database.

Does that mean I shouldn't have used it for my plans of NS dominati...

ummm...

I mean - groceries. I'll use it for a grocery list. Yeah.

~Sarah~

P.S. I have a doctor's note that excuses me from being hit by large, administrative sticks.

[kitten]

I won't save porn on my personal notepad. Nor will I put the names and ages and socky preference of every Chlex baby past, present and future. I also won't put my list on conquests or my murder confession on it. And finally, I will not upload my plans to create a site worshipping Lionel that eclipses N-S so completely the first would appear as a planet blocking out the sun when occupying the second.

However, skauble clearly needs some discipline.

I will use my personal notepad for innocuous things. If I bought groceries I'd keep my list on it. Maybe I'll throw all my secret Lexes there to rot.

Bitchstick skauble! She needs to learn her behaviour is not acceptable.

[skauble]

Did you not see my doctor's note, nonky?! I'm not to be sticked.

So, in order -

1) You won't post porn there...because that's what the chatroom is for.

2) You won't detail the Chlex babies there...because why bother when every Lex has had those things branded onto their chests.

3) You won't put your lists of conquests or murder confessions on it...because of the "no autobiography 'til your family's dead" rule.

4) You won't upload plans to create a Lionel worship site...because you're to busy worshiping Lionel to make any.

~Sarah~

P.S. Lexes never die. They just get really bitter with no Chloes and end up murdering Lionels.

[kitten]

Did you not see my doctor's note, nonky?! I'm not to be sticked.

So, in order -

1) You won't post porn there...because that's what the chatroom is for.

2) You won't detail the Chlex babies there...because why bother when every Lex has had those things branded onto their chests.

3) You won't put your lists of conquests or murder confessions on it...because of the "no autobiography 'til your family's dead" rule.

4) You won't upload plans to create a Lionel worship site...because you're to busy worshiping Lionel to make any.

~Sarah~

P.S. Lexes never die. They just get really bitter with no Chloes and end up murdering Lionels.

*snaps neck of nearest Lex*

He looks pretty dead. I'll bury him just in case.

[skauble]

*snaps neck of nearest Lex*

He looks pretty dead. I'll bury him just in case.

Wow, shades of Helen there. And we know how well that worked out.

Lexes are good at appearing dead. You'll know for sure that they're not when they're pushing Lionels out a window. That's basically why they need to be kept busy with Chloes and babies.


~Sarah~

[Avalanche]

Is this the moment where I break out the Necronomicon? Dark rituals on personal notepads are endlessly fun because some people like to sound out words. And we all know what happens when you mispronounse a word from the Necronomicon.

[skauble]

Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

[Avalanche]

I see no better use for the notepad. I tried, but I couldn't discern one.

[skauble]

I see no better use for the notepad. I tried, but I couldn't discern one.

That's because you haven't seen my collection of ASCII text-picture porn.

~Sarah~