Oh Babe, I Hate You So (PG-13)

[sabby]

Sabby: What happens when two crazy Helen haters get together on an AOHELL chat in the early morn and decide to twist a song for their purpose *g* Have fun

Sarah C: This is what comes of too little sleep and a working AIM account. Not to mention a need to see Dr. Drop Kick die in many terrible, horrible ways. Thanks to Sabby for persevering until my AIM actually worked! And apologies to John Denver for mangling his lyrics!


Disclaimer: We neither own the song Leaving on a Jetplane nor Smallville and it's characters.

Title:


I was married once more, ready to play
My wife didn't know just what to say
I hate to have to be the one to talk
But you smiled so sweetly, said you're fine
Your eyes locked dead set onto mine
I felt a strange fist clenching 'round my heart

You kissed me and smiled for me
hiding that you lied to me
Playing me from the first moment on
Now I'm drowning in a jet plane
don't know if I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate you so

So many times, you've let me down
Screwed and used and left to drown
I hate you more than words can ever say.
The water's now, above my head
Surely by now, you'd hoped me dead
But sorry bitch a Luthor never quits

You kissed me and smiled for me
hiding that you lied to me
playing me from the first moment on
Now I'm drowning on a jet plane
don't know if I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate you so

Now the time will come I'll make you pay bitch
You'll die a painfull way some day bitch
I'll close your eyes and send you on your way (to hell)
I dream about the day to come
when your sick face is fin'lly gone
About the times that I can sing in glee

You're dead now and I am free
you don't have control of me
You're rotting in a moldy lonesome grave
I'm drowning on a jet plane
But I swear I'll come back again
Oh babe, take that you hoe'

[Queen Of Tact]

LMAO!!!!!! OMG you 2 are just too funny..... I so loved it!!!! I'm going to have a hard time thinking of the song how it's really goes ever again....


CC

[hler]

clol: I had to download the song and sing along with it....too frickin hilarious!! You guys are amazing.
~Heida~

[lexpixie]

lol!!!! :goof: i loved this short fic. it was hillarious! it was done to one of my favorite songs too. i showed it to my bro who is a smallville fan and he liked it too.

beth :chlexsign2:

[bluemoongirl23]

This was friggin hilarious! You two together make a great team. Damn, that was funny.

Blue

[tigerbaby]

LMAO

That's one of my favourite songs!!!!

Now I have even more reason to love it.

Thanks guys.

[starmoon]

this was great and funny.