Title: Man can’t kiss?
Summary: Lex and Lois have trouble with their relationships
Rating: NC-17ish for safety. If your looking for the touchy feely smut, I don't write it. The rating is for safety.
Pairing: Chlex & clois
Archived at: Devoted to clois
Disclaimers: Not mine.
A/n: Lex is out of character
Chapter One:
Lex was caught in a lip lock with Chloe. She was all over him tonight. Lex wasn’t feeling it tonight. He kept trying to back away, but she was too strong. His love for her rubbed off on her. She learned from the best. Chloe kept climbing on him. They were in the study making out on the couch. She started unbuttoning his shirt, and ran her hand down his chest. She almost got farther, but Lex stopped her.
“Chloe.” Lex moaned. Chloe tried to get her way but Lex pushed her away.
“What’d I do wrong?” She complained as he got up to get a drink. Lex lifted the glass a bit shaky. ‘What’s going on?’ He asked himself. ‘It’s not usually like this.’ He was in his own little world and didn’t notice Chloe was wrapping her arms around his stomach. Lex felt uncomfortable and took her hands away. She noticed he was shaking.
“Lex, what’s wrong?” She asked concerned. Lex breathed in and out. Chloe was just on a roll tonight. She wanted some good lovin, but Lex wasn’t cooperating like she planned. She took off his shirt and stared at him.
“No Chloe.” He said as he picked up his shirt and put it back on, and went to the bedroom. Chloe hanged her head low in disappointment.
***
“So Lex refused you?” Lois asked with a raised eyebrow. She took a drink of her martini. That wasn’t her favorite drink, but it was what she was in the mood for.
“I don’t know what I’m doing wrong Lois. He’s just not cooperating like he used too.” Chloe complained and thought of all the other amazing make out sessions.
“Get him drunk.”
“What!” Chloe said shocked and stared at her cousin, like she was insane.
“Hey it works for Clark.”
“Lois.” Chloe complained about Clark and Lois’ sex life.
“Alright fine. I don’t know why you don’t like hearing about my sex life, when all you do is talk about yours.” Lois said and sipped on her drink.
“I do not talk about sex all the time Lois!” Chloe shot back.
“Do too.” Chloe sighed while making a rolling noise in the back of her throat.
“Where is Clark anyway?” Chloe asked looking around the bar they were in.
“He’s out with Lana.”
“You let him go out with Lana, when he’s dating you?” Chloe complained like that was crazy. Lois shrugged her shoulders.
“I trust him. He and Lana are just really good friends now.” Chloe wasn’t so sure.
“Are you sure they’re not smitten again?” Chloe said. Lois became worried now.
“Why would our superhero go smitten with Lana?” Lois asked. Chloe shrugged her shoulders.
“Maybe he’s bored with you.” Chloe joked and laughed a little. She stopped laughing when she looked at Lois’ face. It was dark and cold.
“Not funny Chloe. I’m worried about Clark now. What if he’s cheating on me?” She said with concerned in her voice. Chloe was getting annoyed and wished she never brought this up.
“Would you like to have a stake out?” Chloe said sarcastically.
***
Lex walked in the Talon and saw Clark and Lana talking and having a good time.
“Great, just the person I needed to see.” He said to Clark. Lana looked away as Lex was near them. She couldn’t stand him, and to be perfectly honest, she didn’t trust him. Lex didn’t care for Lana that much either.
“I’m gonna go freshin up.” Lana said as she made her way up to the apartment. Clark smiled as Lana left. He looked happy for once.
“What’s up Lex?” Clark asked. Lex sighed and sat down.
“It’s Chloe. She’s been, too strong lately.” Lex started and Clark wondered if he wanted to know what was going on.
“What is it?” He asked trying to think of a way to weasel out of this conversation.
“She’s been all over me lately. I just. I just don’t know what’s wrong with me. I don’t feel like I can express myself anymore.” Clark kicked himself for asking. He hated talking about their sex life.
“Well uh, why don’t you try calming her down?” Clark suggested.
“Maybe it’s the coffee.” Lex thought out loud. Clark wanted to bash his head on the table.
“That’s it. No more coffee for Chloe at night. Thanks Clark.” Lex said and Lex went back to the mansion.
“Did he listen to a word I said?” Clark said to himself. “Sex life. Heh. I wonder what Lois is doing?”
***
Chloe made it home and she was a little drunk. She had one too many beers. She wasn’t a lover of beer, but she just kept drinking them. Lois had to drive her. She only had one drink. Chloe was scene pouring drinks, and Lex noticed she seemed a little off. Music was blaring, and Chloe was dancing while pouring the drinks. As if she didn’t have enough, she took another swig.
“I’m missin you like candaaaay.” Chloe sang a long with the words. She started bobbing her head up and down. She held a drink in her right hand, and the bottle in the other. She started mouthing the words. Lex looked at her like she was nuts. She came up to Lex while dancing. She put the bottle up to his lips, and made him take a drink, which he did.
“So baby come to me, show me who you are.” Chloe whispered in his ear. Her breath reeked of alcohol. Chloe licked his cheek and she laughed. Lex just stood there afraid. He knew she was drunk. She only did that when she was drunk. She spun around, and dropped the bottle and glass. She almost lost her balance, and she laughed. Lex held her and feared for himself.
“Chloe, are you ok?” He asked concerned. Chloe pushed him on the ground and got on top of him.
“I’m craving you Lex.” She said as she began unbuttoning his shirt.
“Chloe, you’re drunk.”
“Maybe.” She said and took off his shirt. “Just let me ease your stress Lex.”
“Chloe.” Chloe kissed him and he tasted her lips.
“Chloe, please.” He begged. Chloe sat on him and sighed annoyingly. She got up and turned off the music. Lex was frighten and shaking. ‘Where did my girlfriend learn that?’
Lex laid in bed as Chloe fell asleep. He thought about how Chloe tried to seduce him. He blinked several times. He was proud actually, but scared at the same time. ‘She has learned too much.’ He thought. He looked at her sleeping. So peaceful and innocent. He ran his fingers down her hair.
“Mmm, Lex.” She moaned in her sleep. Lex smirked at her dreaming. ‘She even dreams about me in her sleep. What am I going to do?’
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