Terrorizing Dad
Summary: That's just what Lex's kids do. As well as terrorize each other.
Rating: PG-13/NC-17 for mentions of smut
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Disclaimers: I don’t own anything except for the characters I make up
Episode One: Bad girl Lillian
The morning started off like any other morning. Lex wakes up and wakes up his six children to get them ready for school. They also have one on the way. Sometimes it can be a hassle especially for Lillian. She has been misbehaving lately and not getting a long with her father. Alexander the oldest 18, Charlotte 16 (Charlie for short), David 15, and the twins Danny both 12, and Julian are downstairs in the kitchen helping make breakfast.
“Where’s Lillian?” Lex asked Chloe as she put the egg batter in the pan. She scraped the rest out with a fork.
“I thought you woke her up?” Chloe asked so sure that she was up. Lex sighed and went back up stairs to wake up his first oldest daughter for the fifth time. He knocked on her door.
“Lillian? Wake up! I’m not calling you again.” He said loudly so she could hear him.
“I’m not going to school!” A muffled reply came from the young blonde. Lex sighed irately. He pinched his fingers between the top of his nose and knocked again on the door.
“Lillian Luthor you are going to school! Now wake up! Don’t make me come in there!” He was cut off.
“I don’t feel good!” Lillian lied. Lex grunted. He tried to open the door but it was locked. He took out his key and opens the door and saw her under the covers, pillow over her head. He hated this routine in the morning. He tore the blankets off her and threw them on the floor. She felt cold and curled her legs up.
“If you don’t wake up and get ready for school you’re not going to that party this weekend!” He threatens.
“But dad that’s not fair!” She shot up now understanding what she was dealing with. Lex didn’t look happy with her attitude.
“I think it’s plenty fair Lillian. Why don’t you want to go to school?” He asked calmly sitting on her bed. She sat Indian style. She was so beautiful just like her mother. She had long blonde hair and a mix of blue green eyes. It was report card day and she wasn’t doing too well on her grades. She knew her father would flip if he found out.
“I don’t know.” She shrugged. Lex gave a un assuring look.
“Please get dressed honey.” He said and kissed her forehead. Lex went downstairs. Breakfast was done and on the table. Lex looked at his watch.
“Is she up?” Chloe asked as she set a plate of sausages on the table. Lex nodded his head yes and kissed his wife.
“Gross.” Danny said.
“Just be glad we love each other.” Lex said with a smile. Danny rolled his eyes. Lillian walked in the kitchen.
“I’m up ok?” She said and sat down next to Charlie. Charlie surprisingly had red hair and blue eyes. She looked a lot like Lex.
“Charlie you’re violin lesson has been rescheduled to next week, David I’ll be a little late picking you up from soccer practice, Danny and Julian you’ll be dropped off at the Kent farm. You’re father is going to have a late work day, oh and Julian be nice to their dog. No ridding it. It is not a horse. And Clark says that the tools are not to be used as bats David.” Julian shrugged his shoulders like it was nothing. David had a smile on his face. The Kent’s have gotten a new golden retriever.
“Did I miss anything?” Chloe asked Lex. Lex shook his head no.
“Dad, can I take the convertible to school?” Lillian asked. She just got her license and she is 17. Lex felt hesitant.
“Lillian,” He began but he was cut off.
“Please dad?” She had a reason. She wanted to impress this guy she liked. Lex was silent for a moment.
“I promise I’ll wake up good every morning.” She had a smile on her face. Lex sighed.
“Alright. Just promise me you won’t crash it.” Lillian squealed went over to hug her father. He gave her the keys. She went to leave with out having breakfast. She was too excited.
“Lillian, where are you going?” She turned around.
“School.” She smiled.
“Where is Lillian and what have you done with her?” Lex asked like she was sick. Lillian smirked.
“She’s right here dad. Bye.”
“Hey if she gets to drive then can I take the jeep?” Danny asked who was only 12 and had a few more years before he could drive. Thank God. Lex thought. It was hell teaching his kids to drive.
“No.” Lex said sternly.
“Aw dad c’mon! Clark let’s me ride the tractor.” Danny protested. Lex put his fork down on his plate and it made a clank sound. He was shocked that Clark would let him do something like that.
“What?” He said seriously and blinked his yes.
“Nice going Danny.” Julian said like he gave away their fun at the farm. Lex sighed again. He felt tense. He looked at his watch again.
“I gotta go. Bye Chloe.” He kissed her again and left for work.
“We better get you guys to school too.” Chloe said and took them to school in the mini van. She was only a month pregnant with baby number 7.
After school Chloe dropped of Danny and Julian at the Kent farm.
“Chloe, I hear congrats are in order.” Clark said patting her on the back. She smiled.
“Yeah keep this up and you might end up having a tribe of Luthor’s.” Lois chimed with a smile. Chloe looked at her like shut up.
“Well at least I didn’t marry a farm boy.” Chloe retorted happily.
“At least mine has hair.” Lois joked. Clark couldn’t help but laugh.
“Just take good care of my kids Lois. Don’t let them ride the tractor I think Lex was a little worried about that.”
“As long as they promise not to ride the dog again.” Lois said while squatting to meet the twins at eye level. She ruffled Danny’s hair then stood up.
“Or use the tools as bats.” Clark reminded them.
“Bye boys be good!” Chloe demanded kissed them on the forehead and left to pick up David.
“Daniel Lockland Luthor!” Lois screamed as she chased Danny down the hall. Danny had placed some fake bugs in the sink in the bathroom. He ran for his life. Danny was the wild wicked one with all those funky ideas for pranks. Julian was a follower. Danny ran only to bump into Clark.
“Where do you think you’re going big guy?” Danny looked up with a start. Clark had his arms folded across his chest. Julian smiled at his brother who was in trouble.
“You’re in trouble now Danny.” Julian taunted him.
“Now look Daniel, why do you have to be the prankster? Do you know what the prankster gets?” She asked.
“No.” Danny shook his head. He was kind of scared.
“Tickle fight!” Lois yelled and started tickling him. Clark joined her. Danny went into laughing fits and fell to the ground. Clark heard a crash in the barn then a scream. It was their child Rachel.
“Dad!” Rachel yelled in pain. Her foot got caught under a sharp tool. Night was beginning to fall. Lex drove his car up the drive of the Kent house. He saw Clark, Lois and his two kids rush off to the barn. He hurriedly got out of his car to see what the trouble was.
Clark saw Rachel’s leg cut. It was bleeding. Rachel winced in pain. Clark picked up the sharp tool and put it out of harms way.
“Clark what happen?” Lex asked as he jogged in.
“Rachel got cut. Now Rachel what did I tell you about playing in the barn?” Clark asked sternly. She was bleeding and could care less of this lecture.
“Guys we need to go. I’m sorry Clark.” Lex ruffled Rachel’s hair sending a faint smile on her face. The three Luthor’s walked out to pile into the car.
“I call shot gun!” Danny yelled as he rushed to the door.
“You always get shot gun!” Julian complained pushing his brother out of the way.
“Boys! Stop arguing. Danny he’s right, let your brother have the front.” Julian smiled and let Danny in the back first. It was a two door car.
“But Dad!” Danny whined. He plopped down on the seat. They were all settled and Lex took them home.
It was about 10PM and Lillian wasn’t home from school yet. Lex looked at his watch. Worry flowed through his body. Chloe leaned on his shoulder. The rest of the kids were asleep and the house was silent. The house was theirs.
“Lex, I’m really tired.” Chloe said and managed a yawn. They sat in the couch in his office.
“I’ll wait for Lillian a few more minutes.” Chloe kissed her husband and went to their bedroom. Lex felt frustrated with his daughter. She could be a hassle sometimes. Lex rested his fist on the side of his head. He was tired as well. His eyes started to close on their own. He fell asleep on the couch waiting for his daughter to come home.
Lillian walked up to the front door. It was 2 in the morning. She went to open the door but it was locked. She groaned. She hit the intercom button.
“Dad?” She asked and let go of the button. Nathan the helper heard her and went to wake up Lex.
“Dad?” Lillian asked again and she got a reply.
“Where were you?” He asked sternly over the intercom in his office. Lillian was cold.
“Out. Dad it’s freezing out here.” She said in the intercom and rubbed her hands over her arms to keep warm.
“I bet it is. Do you have any idea how worried we were?” Lex was growing angrier by the minute. Lillian groaned and stomped her foot on the ground.
“I’m sorry ok? Please let me in.” She said. The door un locked and she walked in relieved to be in the warmth of the mansion. Lex met her in the lobby.
“Where were you?” He asked again.
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