Title: Lana Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Authors: Becky and Hickchick
Disclaimer: Don't own Smallville or any of the characters.
AN: This is a collaborative effort between Becky and me. But most of the credit goes to her. She's just awesome at writing parodies, but as for me, this is my first attempt. Hope it doesn't suck.
Well enjoy.
(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree
She'd been acting kind of strangely
Just like chloe, don't you know
Went to Paris pink and perky
And she came back haggard, looking like a hoe...
When we found her Christmas morning
Dressed from head to toe in black
She had TRAMP written on her forehead
And a cheap-ass transfer tattoo on her back
(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree
Now we’re all so sad for Clarkie
He wants to take all the blame.
"She will be missed" says Clark with a sigh.
It’s too bad that the rest of us don’t feel the same.
At least she can join her parents.
Not a word will she complain
So now we say goodbye to Jason.
Let’s all hope that Pete will return again.
(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree
Chloe and Lex are together
As happy as they can be
Not the least bit sad that Lana’s gone
They are sure to kiss where everyone can see.
So warn all the show's producers
Better give us some nice chlex,
Avoid the icky lex and lana
Or we'll tell our reindeer hitmen that you're next...
(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Dammit, I need a singing devil emoticon. This song won't be getting out of my head anytime soon. :biggrin: :biggrin:
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