Yes, and you'd have to write (and I use that word in its loosest possible sense) with crayons and your own faeces like Mr DeKnight.Originally Posted by nonky
Wheee! I heart Lionel/Martha.Lex was rarely pleased to see his father at any time in his life, and he had been enjoying the neglect while seducing Martha Kent took up Lionel’s time.
Hee. Lana can seriously damage your children's health.There was no gain in continuing the family line only to produce cretins where there might be genius.
"And she's going to be your stepmother.""I won’t have you spreading unsavory stories about Martha Kent. She is an upstanding, ethical woman who will do a lot of good as a senator."
How galling must it be when Clark does something smart and you... don't? Especially when you're a brooding, megalomaniac genius and he's a farmboy."Because you squandered the bond she felt for you. I made the same mistake. Mr. Kent seems to have learned his lesson, however. She’s a surprisingly powerful force."
Oh, dear God. Over-share! Over-share!"It was a recognition of her abilities, and a difficult decision. I enjoyed her more than she knew. For a long time I couldn’t decide between fucking her and eating her."
Yes. And we're back to Witness Protection. Which is one of my all-time favourite fics."I imagine you grappled with the same choice. Those months as her protector must have been bliss and torment combined."
Dude *Snorts with laughter and then shudders* You are so wrong. But I love you anyway."She’s very appealing to men like us. For that year I slept with blonds almost exclusively to relieve the . . . tension. I love a woman who can give as good as she gets. Unfortunately, I had to deny myself."
No, emotional flaccidity, constant self-pity and the world-view of a navel-gazing contortionist are the worst things in a woman. Lana? Hee. Pure sugar with colors. You rock."Of course, if you’re intent on the barely legal, I’m sure Miss Lang tastes sweet - like those hard candies playing an ubiquitous role on every secretary’s desk. A lump of pure sugar with colors to fool you into believing there’s a flavor underneath. Pure sweetness isn’t the worst thing in a woman," he concluded, his tone diplomatic.
He should be thanking God that Lionel never gave him the talk. Can you imagine the trauma of Lionel Luthor telling you about sex when you're still young? Jesus."This has absolutely made up for the birds and bees talk we never had," he mocked tightly. "Thank you for your many repugnant insights."
You spaced it differently but I read it like this. Lex is completely jealous that Clark has Chloe wholly on his side and he's stuck with the easily manipulated Lana. As he should be. Dumbass.Clark had allowed her an equal place in something they all knew was infinitely larger than a romance. It meant more than any plans Lex could have made for Lana. Stark, ugly bitterness made him put down his drink.
There are no words, Nonky. You know how I love your fics. Every one of them is a tiny, intricate, glinting masterpiece of Chlex. *Glomps you regardless of personal space or that restraining order* LOVE!
Thessaly
PS I still want that smutty hypnosis threesome fic though. STAT!
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