Chlex Drabbles (G+) (Excluded from Fanfic Update-date rule, Julie)

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Amber that is beautiful.


Hope

[Janet]

The Adventures of Snark & Baldy....


Adventures of Snark & Baldy, Part 1

Snark & Baldy: Part 1

Snark and Baldy wake up in the morning amid purple silk sheets.
A couple hours after they wake up, they get out of bed.
Baldy makes Snark her coffee.
Snark feels human.
Snark grabs the paper and consumes it, grinning when she spots her byline on the front page.
Baldy steals the business section, kisses Snark goodbye, and heads out the door off to make another billion dollars.
Snark wakes the kids up.

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Adventures of Snark & Baldy, Part 2

Snark & Baldy: Part 2

Snark wakes up the kids.
Gets them dressed and fed.
Grabs the keys and the brown paper bag lunches Baldy packed for them all.
Backs out of the garage, swearing not to scratch the Mercedes against the mailbox again.
A voice pipes up from the backseat.
Mommy? What's a nympho?
Eyes jerk to the rearview mirror.
Mommy, Uncle Clark said you were a nympho....
Plots ways to kill that spandex-lovin' SOB

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Adventures of Snark & Baldy, Part 3

Snark & Baldy: Part 3

Hee hee hoo! Hee hee hoo!
"That's it Mrs. Luthor, keep breathing, you're almost there"
NOOOO!!! Baldy runs into the room out of breath
"This can't continue. I've just spoken with Al and Miles"
Snark hisses.
"Apparently, we can't have sex," Baldy frowns.
The doctor eyes trail disbelievingly to Snark's swollen tummy.
Snark, "they're telling you this now? This is our third child!!!"
"Get your ass down here, hold my hand, and let me PUSH!!!!!"
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Later....

Al and Miles stoll into the nursery hand in hand
"You know, they are kinda cute together..."
"And hey, every time they have a kid we get free cookies!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... the fans send them... some NSers...."
"That's cool"
"Yeah, it really is"
"How soon do you think it'll be till they can have another one?"

[LaLa]

:chlexsign1: OH MY GOD! this is funny! Hope Baldy and Snarky r goig to have more adventures!! :

xoxo LaLa

[Janet]

yup LaLa.... they will... :wink:

[asharnanae]

:biggrin: *snigger* hehehehe, this is great, I epecially loved that baldy made the lunches, and that nser's gave M&G cookies every time they had a child!!! more! :yay:

[hfce]

:lol: Oh my that was good. More please...



Hope

[ColumbiaBlue]

Yay!!! You posted them!!! *still* hilarious the second, third, and fourth time around reading them!!!

Can't wait for more!!!

~Manda

[Janet]

Entertainment News, with Janet Coughy

Janet: *cough* "Ahem! In news today, Smallville's Allison Mack has quit the show and is moving on to Veronica Mars. Mack will be playin Mars' long lost older half sister's lesbian girlfriend. Next Thursday Allison will be marrying SV's John Glover (Lionel Luthor) in a quiet beach ceremony. The couple apparently got together because they read a really good Chlionel fic online and it got them to look at each other in a different way. In other news, Michael Rosenbaum was beaten up by 3000 women. The Mack/Glover wedding and Rosenbaum beating appear to be related, further investigation is pending."

[LaLa]

:goof: too good for words, although, i'd like to know why it is related...maybe I'm a real rainman on this but I didn't understood lol but the visual of those news made me laugh very loudly :biggrin:

xox LaLa

[Janet]

LaLa.... :biggrin: AM and JG got together cuz of a Chlionel fic. Think 'bout all the beautiful Chlex fics out there.... AM and MR coulda taken the hint instead...