Under ten seconds
Summary: Clark and Lois make a bet
Pairing: Clois, & Chlex
Rating: R
Disclaimers: Not mine
Clark and Lois were sitting in the Talon sharing a bowl of ice cream. Lana thought the Talon could use some food, so she took it up with Lex if that would be ok, to serve ice cream. He agreed. Clark and Lois were watching Chloe and Lex talk and it looked like they were being very intimate.
“I bet you that Lex can seduce Chloe in ten seconds.” Clark said while looking at his watch. Lois shook her head.
“No way. If anything it’ll be Chloe seducing Lex. When she’s in a romantic mood, she’s all over the place.” Lois cleared her throat and looked Clark in the eye. Clark was taken aback.
“What? Oh don’t give me that look Lois. Chloe wasn’t her self.” Lois nodded her head as she took another spoon full of ice cream.
“Uh huh. I think someone,” Lois made a drinking motion with her hand. Clark scoffed.
“I did not spike Chloe’s drink.” Clark confessed. Lois didn’t believe him.
“Sure ya did Smallville.” Lois said and took another bite.
“Whatever. I think Lex will have Chloe in bed, in ten seconds.” Clark said getting to the subject.
“You know Smallville, you haven’t spiked my drink in a while.” Lois taunted and licked the corner of her lips, tempting Clark. It was working.
“I thought you gave up drinking.” Lois scoffed.
“Never. My drinking buddy over there has been too busy with blondie.” Lois said and ate some more ice cream.
“Since when have you been Lex’s drinking buddy?” Lois smiled. She failed to mention that she has been drinking with Lex Luthor. She looked at Clark and fed him some ice cream.
“Just eat Smallville.” She demanded.
“Tell me you didn’t,” Clark rushed.
“Never. Now about this bet. What happens if I win?” Clark scoffed and looked at her with a mean glare.
“Like you’re going to win.” Clark snapped.
“I bet Chloe.”
“Well I bet Lex.” They both looked at their watches and timed it.
10…
Chloe was eating some ice cream and put the spoon in her mouth rather sexy like. Lex cleared his throat.
9…
“So, what are you doing tonight?” Lex asked as he took a sip of his coffee, and made slurping noises. Chloe felt slightly turned on.
8…
“Why don’t you come on over and find out?” Chloe taunted. Lex shakingly put his coffee mug on the table. Chloe smiled and giggled.
7…
Lex licked his lips in a sexy manor. He called Lana over and had her put whipped cream in his coffee. He took a sip, and started licking off his lips sexy like. Chloe gripped the table with her fingers.
6…
She eyed him up and down and gave him a seductive smile. He did the same thing. She motioned her head for the upstairs room. He nodded his head and the two went up stairs.
Clark and Lois were amazed.
“Wow. 6 seconds. Who won?” Clark said confused. Lois smirked.
“They were definitely meant for each other.” Lois said and kissed Clark.
***
“I saw Clark and Lois spying on us.” Chloe said between kisses.
“I think they were timing us.” Lex said as he dug his tongue into her mouth.
“Should we get them back?” Chloe said as she got closer.
“Nah. I’ll just kick Lois’ butt at drinking.” Chloe giggled.
***
After a while it was closing time. Chloe and Lex never came down.
“Damn. Do you think they had a marathon?” Clark was impressed.
“Well remember when we pulled an all nighter?” Clark had shifty eyes.
“You were drunk.”
“No, you came from Lex’s, and you had been drinking. You seduced me.” Clark said as he took his bowl to the counter.
“Have you seen Chloe and Lex? I haven’t seen them since they went up stairs.” Lana said.
“Oh they’re having some private time.” Clark winked.
“Oh.” Lana got the idea. The whole place was cleared out and Lana, Clark, and Lois heard Chloe yell yes.
“Shut up!” They all yelled.
***
After a half an hour, Chloe and Lex came down.
“Oh man! I’m exhausted.” Chloe said with a giggle as she rubbed Lex’s tummy.
“You were all over me Chlo.” Lex said and kissed her.
“Damn.” Lois said as she looked at them. Chloe’s hair was a mess, and Lex’s lips were a slight red, from Chloe’s lip stick.
“Uh Lex.” Clark said as he put his fingers close to his lips, mentioning that Lex had something on his lips. Lex slightly blushed.
“They heard you all the way in China.” Lois said sarcastically.
“Hey we kept silent till closing time.” Lex said in a protesting tone.
“Yeah I’m sure it was very hard.” Lois teased.
“So Lo, when is our next drinking match?” Lex asked.
“Since when do you call Lois Lo?” Chloe said in a jealous tone, as she put her hand on her hip.
“I’ve always called her that.”
“Then why do you get fresh with me?” Lois winked. Chloe gasped.
“Well I never!” Chloe said exasperated.
“Chloe, it makes me want you more and more baby.” Lois rolled her eyes.
“Well me and Clarky need some intimate time. I’m sure the bed is clean.” Lois winked.
“Well…”
“Ew.” Clark said.
“I’m sure you guys do far worse.” Lex winked. Chloe and Lex left the building.
***
“Come here Smallville. You have some ice cream on your lips.” She said as she took his cheeks in her hands.
“I’m saving it for later.” He said as she kissed him and pushed against him.
“Lois.” He growled.
“Come here Smallville.” She taunted as she lead him up stairs.
The End!
