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TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
4th September 2003, 03:55
Title : The Tortoise and The Kryptonite

Author: Justin

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I only own this story, not Smallville and it's characters.

Pairings: Chlex, Chlark

Summary: My Smallville take on the classic story, The Tortoise and The Hare.

Author's Note: I was bored during lunch today, so I decided to write this short little thing. Hopefully it's not too dum. :biggrin:


"Ok guys," Chloe raised a pistol into the air.

"Whoever wins the race, will get to have sex with me," a look of anticipation went accross both Clark and Lex's face.

"Get ready, set," Chloe fired the gun, "GO!"

Of course Clark was a half a mile ahead of Lex, when Chloe said go. Lex ran as fast as he could, but as figured, that wasn't enough. After almost completing the race, Clark decided to take a nap next to some corn stalks. He figured he would wake before Lex got close to him.

Sometime Later...

When Lex caught up, Clark was still fast asleep. Lex quietly walked over to him, and took out a chunk of Kryptonite. Before it effected Clark, Lex attached the Kryptonite to Clark. Clark quickly woke in pain.

"Sorry Clark, but I don't like to lose, " Lex let out a laugh.

"No hard feels," Clark didn't answer, he was in too much pain.

"Well, gotta go," Lex continued for the finish line.

As much as Clark tried, he just couldn't remove the Kryptonite. So he just continued laying there, hurting.

When Lex finished the race, Chloe was there waiting.

"Were's Clark?"

"Lana was back there aways," Lex drank some water.

"Huh," Lex took Chloe's hand, and took her to his waiting car.

"I guess he just truely didn't want to win. So, were's the lucky place gonna be?"

The End

asharnanae
4th September 2003, 05:09
:pclol:

he he he!! Soooo funny! that was cool.

hfce
4th September 2003, 05:25
Justin :lol: that was wicked . I loved it. ;)



Hope

tigerbaby
4th September 2003, 14:50
Serves Clark right for being so cocky! Loved it.

sabby
4th September 2003, 16:06
*snickers* You should be bored more often if this is the result Justin. I loved it.

hugs,
Sabby

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
4th September 2003, 16:28
I guess so :biggrin: , thanks.

scifichick774
5th September 2003, 02:09
Hee hee hee hee hee. Very cute. Nice job. :)

Tandy
5th September 2003, 04:21
That was so kewl! :D

kirt30
5th September 2003, 17:22
short but sweet :wub:

slayer44
12th September 2003, 00:20
You've gotta make a sequel to that. I love it :yay:

lunaluthor
20th September 2003, 20:16
yep a smutty sequel is in order :biggrin:

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
21st September 2003, 09:11
Don't keep your hopes up, LOL, but it could happen. :)

-JJ


Wahoo, my hundredth post. :biggrin:

starmoon
29th April 2005, 03:43
that was so funny and great i am glad that lex won and clark is in pain for being stupid and a jerk for all those years. i like it that lex cheated because he should be with chloe forever they are soul mates.

LarkLuthor
29th April 2005, 03:44
JJ, I completely forgot about this fic!

I really enjoyed it the second time through as well.

Lark

bluengreenswmer
29th April 2005, 03:54
Clark in pain, Lex and Chloe in a car driving somewhere to have hot sweaty sex....yep. all is right in this world.

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
16th May 2005, 20:31
Nice to know people are still reading these old things :p . Thanks guys :)

cwong
17th May 2005, 01:03
totally hilarious

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
17th May 2005, 21:11
Thanks :)

Gemkat5
18th May 2005, 05:46
I needed a pick-me-up, and damn... this just hit the spot! Thanks!

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
18th May 2005, 08:35
Glad I could help :) hehe

summer_enchanted
18th May 2005, 21:20
Great story..really enjoyed it.:love2:

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
19th May 2005, 00:52
I appreciate it :)

Jen1388
19th May 2005, 02:16
nice one, Justin;)

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
19th May 2005, 09:59
Thanks :p

Augustine86
20th May 2005, 17:40
Esopo (that how we call him in Spanish) is twisting about in his grave. I love it. New moral values for the amoral generation!

TheConfusingWorldOfJustin
20th May 2005, 23:59
LOL

Ami Rose
28th March 2020, 03:59
Lmao awesome