Private Conversations *NC-17*

[BlueSabby]

Disclaimer: The characters contained in the following pages do not belong to either of us. They belong to the WB and all of its entities. No copyright infringement is intended. AKA don't sue us.

Blue: Hello all. Here's the winner of the poll. I believe that this fic was all Sabby's 'fault' so thank her for it.

Sabby: I wish I could say she's lying, but she's not. So I hope you enjoy the crackness of it all.


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The crickets were chirping merrily along as Wanda traipsed her way through the forest. She loved nature. She knew that it had a great deal to tell people but they wouldn’t listen. Her skirt made out of hemp got caught on a bush and she gently disentangled it so the vegetation wouldn’t be harmed.

People didn’t understand that there was harmony between the human body and the world. And the animals, humans and the world. And other humans with each other, animals, plants and the world. But she would change all of that.

The substance in the jar would help with that. Soon, the lines of communication would be wholly open. Wanda couldn’t wait.

True, she hadn’t done many experiments but she was sure that once she set up the humidifier that would disperse the gas that humans and animals would finally be able to communicate.

Unfortunately for Wanda, she was so busy looking ahead to the future that she wasn’t looking ahead of herself. While her experiment survived the plunge down the old mineshaft, she did not.

Also unfortunately for her, she didn’t die outright. She lived long enough to curse her own stupidity and wish that she had listened more carefully to what she really thought. She had been raised a tree hugger but had always wanted to make gobs of money. That was what was really wrong with people. Never listening to their baser instincts.

Wanda died a short time later. But not before activating her experiment. The green gas wafted up out of the whole and the few short feet towards the road…just in time to pass through the open window of a Porsche.

~~

Lex sniffed twice as a peculiar smell wafted into the confined space of his car and shook his head. He rolled up the window and started the A/C. Fresh Kansas air was not what it was cracked up to be sometimes.

As the fresh, ventilated, artificial air wafted around his nose, he forgot all about the smell and focused on what was ahead of him. He had a date in Metropolis this evening, and it wouldn't do to be late. After all, it had been a while since he'd gotten the opportunity to have some fun.

~*~*~*~*~*~

The woman had talked entirely too much during their date. But she had gorgeous long legs that she had spread willingly at the end of the night, so Lex didn't complain.

“Oh, yes! Oh! Lex! Oh! Harder!”

In a world were everything was fake, he'd stopped paying attention to anything that came out of a woman's mouth. Especially during sex.

Lex took the gorgeous long legs from around his waist and shifted them up to his shoulders, then sped up his thrust as he tried to focus on his own pleasure.

“Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” **mmphm. Hphmm. Grmph**

He would have ignored the enthusiastic noises as well, if they weren't overlapped by the low, muffled sounds that sounded like they weren't coming out of the red head he was fucking.

Lex's thrusts faltered for a moment and looked around, but there was no one except the two of them in the room.

“What's wrong, Lexy?”

“Don't call me that,” he snapped just as the noise came again **Grrrmph. Hrmph**

Lex looked around again, but there was nothing there that could've caused the noise. Shaking it off, he went back to matters at hand.

“Ohh, yes, Lex, yes, that's good. So good.”

He closed his eyes and tried to drown out the 'act' going on as he focused on getting both of them off as fast as possible. This was a rather disappointing lay.

**mmhmmphf*

Shaking his head, his hips sped up and he could feel orgasm finally coming on.

The screams coming from his bed partner drowned out anything else there might have been and Lex pulled back from the woman the moment his body was out of climax. No nice languid aftermath.

He got up from the bed and pulled off the condom, tying it off and throwing it in the trashcan.

**You've really got no taste at all, do ya?**

Lex whipped around, looking for the source of the snide voice.

“Lex, is there something wrong?” The red head had pulled the sheets up to her chest in a late show of modesty.

“No of course not,” he answered coldly.

**Psst, smartass. Not over there, down here.**

Lex's face whipped in the other direction, but there was nobody there.

He shook his head and hastily gathered his clothes. “It was nice meeting you,” Casie, Carry, Cathy, Candy?, “Sweetcheeks, but I forgot I have a meeting early tomorrow morning.”

**You've lied better**

Lex clenched his jaw and ignored the voice. He had to be losing his mind.

**Nope, all's fresh up there. Talking about fresh, I could use a shower.**

“Will you call me?”

“Sure,” Lex said absently as he pulled on the last of his clothes and grabbed his coat.

**Mmph, could've been a bit more caremmphm* Lex adjusted his pants and stopped dead in his motions when the voice suddenly became muffled.

His gaze slowly went down and he took his hand away. **Brute**

Swallowing heavily, he shook his head and practically fled from the hotel room.

~~
Something was most definitely up. Yes, Chloe could usually make nothing into something if she needed to but this wasn’t the case. It appeared as if Lex Luthor was talking to himself in one of the booths.

It was subtle. In order to be able to tell, you’d have to really be looking, which Chloe was. She’d been following his movements since he’d come into the Talon. But only because he looked off in some way.

He’d walked in the way he usually did, passed by people ignoring them like he usually did, but then his step had faltered. He’d looked down briefly and she’d seen his lips moving.

Chloe had sat back in her own booth and picked up her paper. She didn’t want to appear to be watching him. Lex had settled himself and she’d looked over at him every now and again. He seemed almost fidgety and yes, there it was again, he was talking to himself again.

She was starting to get interested. And worried, of course. But mostly interested.

Lex couldn't believe what he was doing. There were only two possible explanations for it. Either, he had completely lost his mind, which he wasn't so sure he had. Or it had to be some kind of Smallville specific weirdness.

He was sitting in public having a conversation with his dick.

”Could you shut up? Just for twenty minutes.”

**hrmph. It's not like you're talking to anybody else**

Lex gripped his coffee cup a little tighter and tried to ignore his indignant organ.

Two days ago, he'd fled from a meaningless fuck. **And a boring one at that** “Shut up!”

He'd fled from a meaningless fuck because he'd heard voices in his head. Or more specifically, voice, singular. And the voice hadn't gone away. It had talked at him incessantly, trying to convince him it was actually his penis, talking to him.

Lex had tested that little theory much the same way he had done accidentally, by pressing his hand over the length of it. Instantly, the voice had become muffled and uttered indignant grunts. By that point, he'd been sure he'd lost his mind.

His dick on the other hand had been enthused that Lex could actually hear it and understand. Which was probably the reason it hadn't stopped talking until he'd taken five sleeping pills and dropped into a comatose sleep.

The moment he'd woken up, the chatter had started all over again, morning erection not withstanding.

**Ohh, ohhh! Hot thing on 2 o'clock! Look, fast!**

Instead of looking in the indicated direction, Lex looked down into his lap. “What you have x-ray vision now, too?”

**Don't be ridiculous! I don't have eyes. But I can hear a pussy calling for a fuck just fine**

Lex's eyes widened and he finally looked in the direction his cock had pointed to. Thankfully, not literally pointed.

His eyes latched onto a brunette leaning over the counter, ordering her drink.

**Ohh, better than I expected. Look at that ass! Get me in there.**

Lex closed his eyes. He had the almost unbearable urge to smash his head against the desk until he passed out.

Chloe couldn’t understand what was going on. It really bothered her. What was Lex doing. Yes, he was an odd duck. But more in the eccentric bazillionaire way. Not the sitting by yourself and talking to yourself way. At least he’d been the former until about ten minutes ago.

He looked at something in his lap and then his eyes sought out what turned out to be a woman on the other side of the room. Chloe couldn’t help but smile and shake her head at that. Men really were ruled by their dicks. How sad.

Though, if she listened to her own hormones, she didn’t want to think about how much trouble she’d be in.

The woman in the short skirt that Lex was ogling grabbed her coffee and then joined a group of people at a table. As Chloe’s eyes followed the woman, Lana came into view. Chloe quickly looked back at her paper.

Lex's eyes followed the brunette and inevitably landed on a familiar face. He smiled at Lana as his eyes took in her looks out of sheer habit.

**Would you quit?! You can't be serious! That one's so stiff, her pussy is talking in Victorian English. It actually yelled prithee! the first time I said hello.**

Lex's gaze went back to his lap. His brows furrowed. “Are you telling me you are having,” Lex cast about for a good way to ask the question on his mind. “Private conversations among each other?”

**Course**

He closed his eyes, then opened them and tried to keep up a normal facade.

Another interesting turn. Usually when Lex looked at Lana it was pathetic. She still couldn’t believe that the man was fooling himself into believing he had feelings for their mutual ‘friend.’ It was sad to see how the mighty have fallen.

And Lex was looking down again. Did he have some sort of device under the table that he was talking into? What was going on? She had to know.

Chloe folded up her newspaper and put it back in her bag. She gave herself the once over in the mirror behind the coffee bar and then made her way over to Lex’s booth.

“I’m bored sitting by my lonesome, mind if I join you?” Chloe didn’t wait for a response. She just sat down. “So, how ya been Lex?”

Inwardly, he cursed a blue streak but kept his face as smooth as possible. “Fine, thanks for asking, and yourself?”

**PRAISE THE LORD WE HAVE FOUND PARADISE!!**

Lex stiffened up for a moment, barely suppressing a wince.

**Look at that mouth, look at those breasts, oh my god, you can't be serious. This is too good to be true. You must fuck her**

He tried to ignore his rambling dick and actually listen to Chloe Sullivan. At least it was idle chit chat, so he could get away with not really hearing something. But knowing the young woman in front of him, he had a feeling it wouldn't stay that way for long. If she was out for another interview he had to be on his toes.

**You've got to take her. She wants you. Trust me. She looked at me the other day. She wants me.**

Lex sat up a little straighter. He was immensely glad that he was the only one who could hear his dick. This would be downright mortifying else. It had to be kidding.

**I'm not, seriously, you didn't see it but she was staring right at me. You were looking at some other chick.**

“Hmm?”

“I was asking if you were feeling alright,” Chloe said, slowly. It was almost as if Lex were distracted by something. But he wasn’t looking behind her so it couldn’t be some sort of visual stimuli. She didn’t hear or smell anything out of the ordinary.

This was very odd. Even if something was wrong with Lex, he usually covered it much better than this. His body language was all over the place. First defensive when she’d walked over and he’d noticed her. Then he had gotten all stiff.

“Hope you don’t take offense, but you are acting a little off,” she commented. She sat back in her seat and placed her bag on the chair next to her. Lex was still looking at her warily. “What, can’t a girl be concerned about her…acquaintance?”

Lex barely stifled a snort. Concerned, more like curious if there's a story in it.

“I'm fine, just a little preoccupied with something concerning work.”

**Come on, don't be like that. She wants you! Do that charm thing and get her.**

He wished his cock would just shut up. If it kept talking at him he would never be able to pull this off convincingly and get the girl off his back. She's too young, she doesn't even really like me, he thought avidly before concentrating on the conversation with Chloe.

“And if you're looking for a story, I have to disappoint you. I have no comments to make at this point.”

**I sure have. You should hear what her pussy's got to say. She's drooling for you, if you catch my drift.**

The sly voice was grating on his last nerve. If it wasn't too obvious, he'd put a hand under the table and...

**Okay, okay. I get it. Urgh. Eww. Shift away, fast**

Unfortunately, Lex reacted to the warning before he thought about it and shifted further into the booth just as the waitress approached.

“Can I get either of you anything?” she asked in a sweet voice.

“No, thank you.” Lex said smoothly as he wondered why the hell his cock reacted so violently to the approach of the girl.

**Two words, pal. Yeast Infection. Urgh. Poor thing.**

The hell if there wasn’t something wrong. Lex had moved away from the waitress before she’d approached and then had made a face, an actual facial expression, of disgust when her back had turned.

Chloe crossed one leg over the other and leaned forward a little before dropping her voice. If Lex was in pain or something, well, she supposed whatever story he was sitting on would have to go to the back burner. “Lex, seriously, you ok? If something is wrong, maybe I can help? In a non write about it sort of way, of course.”

**Tell her you're a virgin and you need to have sex before the clock strikes midnight or you'll die**

Lex's gaze flashed to his lap. “Bit melodramatic, and not entirely credible.”

His eyes flicked back up when he noticed he'd made the mistake of speaking out loud. Thankfully, the comment might as well have been directed at her offer.

“Never mind that I don't need any help. I'm perfectly fine. Thanks for your concern, though.”

He made to get out of the table and away from this conversation as fast as possible.

**Noo! Don't go! You can have her, come on. I have it on good authority her ass is burning to be fucked by me.**

Lex tried to ignore his cock and get away from the entire situation.

**It's a virgin!**

“If you'll excuse me, I actually have to get back to work.”

**Grmph. Fucking spoil sport.**

Lex had fled the scene. His words hadn’t been particularly well thought out or believable. Then there was the fact he’d been looking down again the first time he’d addressed her. Her brow furrowed as she watched him leave.

She would get to the bottom of this with or without Lex’s help. Smallville could be a dangerous place and burying your head in the sand about problems could come back to kill you.

~~
Lex slammed the car door behind him and tore out of the parking space and onto the road to the mansion.

“I can't believe you kept talking while she was practically putting me under a microscope!”

He was outraged, and he had to admit embarrassed at the whole situation. Up to and including his rapid escape.

**Well if you'd listened to me...**

“The problem is that I have to listen to you! What do you think is going to happen if she figures out that I'm talking to my dick and not only that, but I'm convinced that my dick is actually answering,: he ground out through his teeth.

This was unbelievable. How was he going to be able to live with this? How could he go through board meetings and conference calls, or any fucking part of work for that matter while his dick was chattering incessantly about any piece of ass walking by.

**Please, you should know I'm unconscious while you work. It's like Lifetime channel, puts me out like a light.**

Lex gritted his teeth and sped towards home. He had to figure out a way to make his dick shut up. Somehow. How could he go out in public? Even if it was asleep at work, there were always women everywhere else he went.

**Give me a little credit! I have a very selective taste. Now that Chloe girl. Hmmm.**

“Shut up!”

**Why should I? It's just you and me. Her pussy told me she's been drooling over you for quite some time. She's the one who told me her ass wants me. Well, she said it 'wants me but doesn't want to want me' whatever that means**

“She's barely out of high school! Her ass is probably not the only virgin part about her.”

**Oh, her pussy's not a virgin. Hasn't been for a while.**

“What?”

Lex was curious despite himself. He didn't want to know, really, he just wanted to know.

**Heh, yeah. She's not had a lot of experience with that but there've been a few.**

“Who?”

**No one we know. No, not the farmboy. He's gotten to third base, that's all.**

“What makes you think I care.”

**You can't fool your own dick, Lex. Oh, and she's also tipped the velvet.**

He almost drove the car off the road as mental images assaulted his mind.

**I see that makes me stand up straighter.**

“Yea, but don't get too excited about it. Nothing's going to happen.”

**Why not?**

Lex tore up the driveway and killed the engine with a vengeance in front of the main doors. If he had to listen to the whining of his dick for one more minute, he couldn't be held responsible for his actions.

It was just too much to ask to stay sane while the organ you were supposedly led around by, if feminists were to be believed, kept up a never ending conversation in your mind.

“Because she's too young. Because she doesn't want me. Because she doesn't even really like me. And because I'm bloody fucking going insane!”

**Excuses, excuses. She’s not too young. We’ve fucked younger. She does want you, I just told you that. And who cares if she likes you, that’s hardly the point. But, you’re right about one thing. You are going insane if you think that Lana girl is a better option for us.**

Lex stalked up the stairs to his study, ignoring his cock’s prattling long enough to bark at the servants to leave him alone.

Once the door was firmly shut behind him, leaving him alone to deal with his annoying dick, he glared down at his pants.

“I haven’t seriously considered her. It was just a thought. She looks like a virgin, she’d be tight.”

And he had no idea why the hell he was even justifying random thoughts to his own prick. “Fact of the matter is, I’m not going to fuck either of them.”

He slammed a few folders around and settled himself behind his desk. How he was going to get any work done was still a mystery to him.

“Is there anything that will make you shut up?”

***Lana probably would be tight. But she wouldn’t move we both know that. Chloe, on the other hand, I have on good authority is very adventurous and tight. I’ll shut up if you at least call her and set up a meeting with her. Did you see her mouth? I know a cocksucker when I see one**

“Why the hell would I want to meet up with her? Even if she was interested, she’d never admit it and all she would do was use it as an opportunity to try and get an interview.”

This whole idea was just ridiculous. He needed to do something to get his damn cock to shut up. The only problem was that he couldn’t keep strangling it, because that fucking hurt. Remembering the night that his dick had first started talking, an idea came to mind. There was a much more pleasant way to muffle the damn thing.


tbc

[malugargula]

ROFLMAO
Congratulations girls, this is the funniest thing I`ve ever read
How can you be so creative?
:)
I can`t stop imagining Lex talking to his penis
LOL
Wonderful start
Please more soon

[Kit Merlot]

Oh man, this is freakin' brilliant!

I can not wait for more:D

[westwingwolf]

Yes! I love that this idea won! The comments made by Lex's penis are hilarious, and I can safely say that is the first time I ever wrote that in a review. As promised, will Chloe also be hit by Wanda's freaky experiment? Also, why do I feel that Lex's dick might not appreciate the plan so much if it knows that refusing to work will get him Chloe? I can't wait for more of this funny and freaky fic.

[liz_antoinette]

ROFLMAO!!! This is too funny!! Can't wait for more!

[lj715]

Omg...you have got to be kidding me! Well, can't wait to see where this is gonna go. Still like what I voted for, maybe sometime later you would make it into a fic.

[kimmie]

this is bloody brilliant and so funny! The dialogue is hillarious I nearly wet myself laughing, my husband thinks I've gone crazy!!!

-K-

[Addie]

Too funny, cant wait for the next update.

[carebear72884]

amazing, I just finish reading your other fics that you are working on and find a brand new one waiting for me. You girls are amazing!!! Great start and more soon!!

[slayer44]

Oh my!!!! I nearly fell off my chair with this. This is just utterly hilarious! I've already fallen in love with it. Now let's get Chloe started with those conversations :D

[whodunit??]

I can't stop laughing, this fic is absolutely amazing!!! I don't know how the two of you come up with these ideas, but I love them. Lex's thoughts, Lex's penis' thoughts, and Chloe's thoughts were hysterical!! When Lex's penis told Lex about the waitress with the yeast infection I practically fell out of my chair!!! Update soon, I cannot wait to read more of this, cuz I kno it's going to be hysterical

Heather

[xxasaxx]

i'm not quite done with the first chapter but it is already FRIGGIN BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Shanna]

OMFG. I read the first scene, then went back and re-read the end again. I thought, "Nah. It can't be...but then again it is these two."

Oh lord, but I laughed. I think I might have actually pulled something. Brute? I love how cupping, uh, the talking member results in muffling the words. Please, please, please, you have to have Lex name his dick. Maybe Alexander the Great? I'm sure the two of you can come up with something more creative than I can, but he HAS to name it.

Oh and the yeast infection! ROTFLMAO. "Poor thing."

So the penises talk to the vaginas? Oh dear lord in heaven. This is too funny. I don't know if my ribs can take another chapter, but I'm begging for it anyway.
:rofl:

Pleeeaaaassseee post more soon. Also, do you have any idea how many chapters this fic will be? (Psst, while I'm at it I'll be greedy and ask when we'll get another dose of U.E. and The Arrangement)

[kimbo]

:d Hilariousss!

[deia]

this one was so good! jeez I laughed out loud at some parts!!! It's too great you guys have got to update as soon as possible!!!

[trixie mcbimbo]

Lex's dick has a voice. And apparently a mind of it's own too. This is the best. Thing. Ever!

[skauble]

Okay, this isn't the fic that I voted for, but now I'm happy that I didn't get my way (not like there's ever a bad choice with a BlueSabby fic). I was rotflmao through the whole thing.

I love Lex's penis (and I mean that in many ways), but I was suprised how talkative it is. Of course, I guess if I finally got to talk after twenty some odd years of not being heard and a near miss of sleeping with Lana I'd be chatty, too.

And the thought that all of our naughty bits are speaking to each other? Priceless!!! :rofl:

I rarely advocate this for guys, but - Lex; listen to your dick!!!

Another classic stories, ladies. I hope Lex quickly sees the wisdom in negotiating with his penis for some peace and quiet. Now what could his penis ask for in exchange for some rest... ;)

This is fantastic, can't wait for more.

~Sarah~

[hfce]

Man you girls are amazing a talking dick excuse me.. :rofl::rofl: Hold on one more :rofl::rofl:. Wow I can't wait to see how far this one goes. :D

[lkedino]

:rofl: I love this story update soon

[jedi]

Brilliant!!! can't say how much i liked it.

[sexi_angel_babee]

LMAO!!! wow, that's one of the most entertaining thing i've ever read!!! what a crazy idea for a fic! but great job guys@!!!

[Baily007]

Oh dear God, this was so much fun to read - awesome!
I can't wait for the next chapter :-)

[LaLa]

OH
MY
...GOD!

franckly too brillant for words ! lol can't stop laughing lol

MORE PLEASE! lol

[TheDragonLady]

OMG! I haven't even finished reading, but I just had to say "OMG!" Because... Omg!



Roflmmfao



Geeenius!

[meg20]

This story is so cool!!!!

Keep up the work!

[marcela]

lol funniest thing ever! lex's pennis is just hilarious

[carly]

I've never laughed that much reading a story:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
GREAT STORY:D

[swa2003]

This is hilarious :rofl: Is it wierd that in my head Little Lex sounds like bobcat goldwaith ? Can't wait for more :drool2:

[SianUrsula]

omg hilarious. love it love it love it and definitely can't wait for more!!!

[alexiel]

Oh God ! It's so funny !

[Kitching]

I'm speechless and I'm blushing:eek: , that was really funny in a I think I'm going to sit and recover way. Also I frankly have no idea what tipping the velvet means.:P

[skauble]

Also I frankly have no idea what tipping the velvet means.:P

It means she did some canyon yodeling*. ;)

~Sarah~

*Oral sex with another woman

[dayamiracle]

LOL LOL thats all i have to say this is sooo funny!!!! I would love to hear what Chloe's "Private Converstations" would be about lol

[tiger04]

That was freaking awesome! :rofl: Can't wait for the next.

[naughtyChloe]

OMG this fic is halerious as well as being HOT. The dick can talk to pussies lol.

[somethingeasy]

Blue: Hello all. Here's the winner of the poll. I believe that this fic was all Sabby's 'fault' so thank her for it.

Sabby: I wish I could say she's lying, but she's not. So I hope you enjoy the crackness of it all.

What can I say, except THANK you Sabby!!! I could never have imagined a crazier concept, and I certainly couldn't have selected any other pair of authors better suited for making such a crazed idea work!


The crickets were chirping merrily along as Wanda traipsed her way through the forest. She loved nature. She knew that it had a great deal to tell people but they wouldn’t listen. Her skirt made out of hemp got caught on a bush and she gently disentangled it so the vegetation wouldn’t be harmed.

ROFLOL in complete hysteria. Did anyone else get like this after the first chapter.

‘cricket’s were chirping merrily’?

ROFLMAO!

I started liking this ridiculous Wanda character from the very beginning. It’s such a pity she came to an end so soon. I’m so very impressed by BlueSabby’s ability to create a character that readers can regard with such affection, all within a few paragraphs before they (sadistically) kill the poor thing off.


True, she hadn’t done many experiments but she was sure that once she set up the humidifier that would disperse the gas that humans and animals would finally be able to communicate.

I already got a picture in my head of Wanda as a seriously spaced out, dorky teenager. Someone who is adorable (in small amounts) because she is so darned earnest about her ideals, but exceedingly irritating in large doses, involving lots of self-righteous rants.


Unfortunately for Wanda, she was so busy looking ahead to the future that she wasn’t looking ahead of herself. While her experiment survived the plunge down the old mineshaft, she did not.

Oh, I’m a terrible person. I actually had to laugh at this description about how and why this poor little spacy teen died.


Also unfortunately for her, she didn’t die outright. She lived long enough to curse her own stupidity and wish that she had listened more carefully to what she really thought. She had been raised a tree hugger but had always wanted to make gobs of money. That was what was really wrong with people. Never listening to their baser instincts.

Wanda died a short time later. But not before activating her experiment. The green gas wafted up out of the whole and the few short feet towards the road…just in time to pass through the open window of a Porsche.

LOL! And I had to laugh some more upon reading how the poor doomed teenager completely disregarded and abandoned all her ideals during her last moments of life.

Heh. Listen to their baser instincts indeed? The kryptonite gas responded to her final thoughts and wishes? Interesting!

And I still feel SO bad about finding this character death so damned amusing! BlueSabby are goddesses amongst writers, considering how they are able to warp their reader’s emotions and reactions to whatever tune THEY want to play. Amazing writing!


Lex sniffed twice as a peculiar smell wafted into the confined space of his car and shook his head. He rolled up the window and started the A/C. Fresh Kansas air was not what it was cracked up to be sometimes.

As the fresh, ventilated, artificial air wafted around his nose, he forgot all about the smell and focused on what was ahead of him. He had a date in Metropolis this evening, and it wouldn't do to be late. After all, it had been a while since he'd gotten the opportunity to have some fun.

I really liked this introduction to Lex Luthor. Even from the beginning, this particular version of Lex seemed considerably more immature and self-involved than most of the Lexs in BlueSabby’s other fics.

Heh. I liked that ‘little suggestion’ of elitist snobbery showing through as he turns up the AC to drown out all that ‘over-rated fresh air’. LOL!


The woman had talked entirely too much during their date. But she had gorgeous long legs that she had spread willingly at the end of the night, so Lex didn't complain.

And I can see how BlueSabby are continuing with their heartless characterization of ‘this’ Lex Luthor. I always like seeing the version of Lex who uses women like faceless toys who are not to be treated with any kind of respect or regard for their feelings.

I like seeing this version of Lex SUFFER! It’s always very satisfying.


In a world were everything was fake, he'd stopped paying attention to anything that came out of a woman's mouth. Especially during sex.

Ewww. More of that ‘I don’t treat women as human beings’ attitude that Luthor used to be so famous for.

But sadly enough. I STILL prefer this version of Lex compared to the castrated whipping boy they have running around on canon Smallville.

It’s also rather sad that Lex doesn’t even seem to believe that a woman is capable of genuine sincerity and honesty. Even if he happened to come across a socialite who was genuinely interested in him as a person instead of what he represents as a ‘Luthor’, he’s probably still going to disregard her as another faker in a long line of fakers, most likely breaking her heart without fully realizing what he’s doing. Idiot!

End result, all smart, honest and decent women (upon hearing about his reputation in treating even nice women like s**t), would start avoiding his company, leaving at only with money mongering, vacuum-headed social bees to date and fuck.

He’s established a horrible self-fulfilling prediction that Lex Luthor can only attract the worst of women, who ‘deserve’ to be treated with contempt and disrespect.


Lex took the gorgeous long legs from around his waist and shifted them up to his shoulders, then sped up his thrust as he tried to focus on his own pleasure.

Riiight! HIS pleasure. I really appreciated the fact that BlueSabby started out with a Lex Luthor who ‘seemed’ to have his actions dictated by the calls of his dick… as apposed to the Lex Luthor who ‘really’ got into arguments over the demands of his dick.

“Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” **mmphm. Hphmm. Grmph**

“What's wrong, Lexy?”

“Don't call me that,” he snapped just as the noise came again **Grrrmph. Hrmph**

huh! Polite bastard isn’t he? I guess he decided the ‘charm’ isn’t needed at this stage in the seduction process. Bastard!

The screams coming from his bed partner drowned out anything else there might have been and Lex pulled back from the woman the moment his body was out of climax. No nice languid aftermath.

Arrrrgh! I REALLY don’t like this Lex ‘casual user of women’ Luthor. Did I mention how much I am looking forward to seeing him suffer!

Ahem. I should make it clear that although I don’t really like this character. I LOVE reading him. This is a very enjoyable portrait of Lex Luthor that BlueSabby have created. Excellent work, you two!


**You've really got no taste at all, do ya?**

Lex whipped around, looking for the source of the snide voice.

LOL! It figures that this would be the very first words we hear ‘the cock’ speaking out. I wonder if, at this point, lil’Lex has figured out that big’Lex can hear him. Probably not, which makes me wonder about the kind of snide running commentary and perhaps even silent screaming the poor lil’guy has indulged in while Lex has been oblivious.


He shook his head and hastily gathered his clothes. “It was nice meeting you,” Casie, Carry, Cathy, Candy?, “Sweetcheeks, but I forgot I have a meeting early tomorrow morning.”

**You've lied better**

Lex clenched his jaw and ignored the voice. He had to be losing his mind.

**Nope, all's fresh up there. Talking about fresh, I could use a shower.**

“Will you call me?”

“Sure,” Lex said absently as he pulled on the last of his clothes and grabbed his coat.

My reaction was twisting between hilarity about the continued comments from lil’Lex, and OUTRAGE about how horribly Lex was acting around the lady he’s just been intimate with. I know he has nothing but contempt for the women who he charms into sleeping with him, but can’t he maintain the sweet manners even AFTER he has bedded them??!!

Bastard! I hope lil’Lex decides me wants to go on strike and just refuse to work!

Heh. Would be fun to watch. Is that possible?


**Mmph, could've been a bit more caremmphm* Lex adjusted his pants and stopped dead in his motions when the voice suddenly became muffled.

His gaze slowly went down and he took his hand away. **Brute**

Swallowing heavily, he shook his head and practically fled from the hotel room.

ROTFLOL! Oh. My. Stars! ‘practically fled from the room’?! LOL! I had to take a moment to recover from the visual of Lex trying to run away from lil’Lex. Kind of like a dog chasing it’s own tail, only the opposite! ROTFLMAO!


He’d walked in the way he usually did, passed by people ignoring them like he usually did, but then his step had faltered. He’d looked down briefly and she’d seen his lips moving.

Chloe had sat back in her own booth and picked up her paper. She didn’t want to appear to be watching him. Lex had settled himself and she’d looked over at him every now and again. He seemed almost fidgety and yes, there it was again, he was talking to himself again.

She was starting to get interested. And worried, of course. But mostly interested.

Hmmm. Fascinating! Chloe appear to have a more than ordinary sense of interest in Lex. But I’m not fooling myself into believing she might be attracted to him. Lex didn’t recognize Chloe’s allure until lil’Lex pointed her out to him. Chloe doesn’t have any such connection with lil’Chloe and therefore couldn’t have (consciously) acknowledged Lex as a potential sexual partner.

It seems like her interest in Lex is only a sign of her innate curiosity and love for unearthing the truth of all things. Nothing deeper or more intimate than that. What a pity.


”Could you shut up? Just for twenty minutes.”

**hrmph. It's not like you're talking to anybody else**

Lex gripped his coffee cup a little tighter and tried to ignore his indignant organ.

His cock has ‘feelings’ now?! And it was feeling indignant!! ROTFLOL at the thought of a moody, broody Lex being driven out of his mind by an equally petulant, moody and broody lil’Lex. Bonus points to BlueSabby to making this experience as much of a hell for Lex as possible.


He'd fled from a meaningless fuck because he'd heard voices in his head. Or more specifically, voice, singular. And the voice hadn't gone away. It had talked at him incessantly, trying to convince him it was actually his penis, talking to him.

Lex had tested that little theory much the same way he had done accidentally, by pressing his hand over the length of it. Instantly, the voice had become muffled and uttered indignant grunts. By that point, he'd been sure he'd lost his mind.

And the words ‘actually his penis, talking to him’ made me lose it all over again. I couldn’t draw a good long breath throughout the entirety of this chapter. I kept giggling, chortling, snorting, hooting and even howling throughout my reading. I actually had to take breaks from the fics to keep from passing out!

I also had to take a similar break after the visual of Lex patting and clutching at his penis to ‘check’ whether it was really actually talking to him. AND the penis was actually feeling disgruntled about being ‘manhandled’ like that?! ROTFLOL!

I wonder whether lil’Lex minds being rubbed and squeezed first thing in the morning by Lex, when he doesn’t have any lil’brunettes lying around.


His dick on the other hand had been enthused that Lex could actually hear it and understand. Which was probably the reason it hadn't stopped talking until he'd taken five sleeping pills and dropped into a comatose sleep.

LOL at the thought of lil’Lex being so enthusiastically willing to be open and honest about IT’S needs. In most fics, Lex is portrayed as a closed-mouthed secretive asshole, who can actually learn a thing or two about expressing himself from the lil’fellow.

And Skauble made an interesting point about why lil’Lex might be so verbose.


I love Lex's penis (and I mean that in many ways), but I was suprised how talkative it is. Of course, I guess if I finally got to talk after twenty some odd years of not being heard and a near miss of sleeping with Lana I'd be chatty, too.

I think I mentioned before that THIS particular version of Lex put in this particular story was an ironic choice of characterization. Because, in the beginning, it seemed like this was the kind of Lex who wouldn’t hesitate to indulge himself whenever he felt a ‘lustful itch’ that needed scratching. He wouldn’t deprive himself out of a sense of feeling ‘unworthy’ of kind of female attention he craved, or perhaps even out of a sense of loyalty towards someone who didn’t return his affections. He wouldn’t deprive himself, period!

Yet, despite the fact that THIS Lex Luthor shouldn’t have been starved for satisfying sex… that he wasn’t even consciously aware of craving ‘something more’, his newly-talkative penis was moaning and whining away about feeling deprived and needy.

BEAU-tiful pairing of two distinct characters, BlueSabby. Big’Lex and lil’Lex obviously have many character traits in common, but they have completely different perspectives of the same situation. Incredible writing! I am in awe!

I have a new favourite BlueSabby fic. I seriously cannot decide whether I want THIS one to be concentrated on, or whether I want a rushed through finish of ‘Arrangement’.


Instead of looking in the indicated direction, Lex looked down into his lap. “What you have x-ray vision now, too?”

**Don't be ridiculous! I don't have eyes. But I can hear a pussy calling for a fuck just fine**

verrry interesting. And it kind of made me wonder what kind of things MY lil’SE might be calling out for while I’m day-dreaming and walking down the streets.


**Ohh, better than I expected. Look at that ass! Get me in there.**

Lex closed his eyes. He had the almost unbearable urge to smash his head against the desk until he passed out.

Hmmm. ‘better than I expected’? Does the penis get any additional sensory input from Lex’s eyes? Or did it judge according to a possible rise in temperature and increased blood flow?

LOL at the thought of Lex wishing to be saved from a part of himself that is more of a single-track minded hound-dog than even HE could bear.


He looked at something in his lap and then his eyes sought out what turned out to be a woman on the other side of the room. Chloe couldn’t help but smile and shake her head at that. Men really were ruled by their dicks. How sad.

ROTFLOL! If only she knew! Is Lex going to tell her? How could be possibly prove such a thing?

I like that there is absolutely NO sense of envy or jealousy from Chloe at this point. I like to see Chlex relationships being built up, if not realistically, at least gradually and naturally. Having Chloe and Lex NOT secretly pining for each other right now gives this fic many, MANY extra bonus points! Thanks for that, BlueSabby!


Though, if she listened to her own hormones, she didn’t want to think about how much trouble she’d be in.

heh. I agree. I sometimes ALSO get a quick flash of heat for some guy that I KNOW would be inappropriate. It’s usually over and forgotten quickly enough, but I don’t want to imagine needing to have an actual argument with my nether-regions about why I cannot jump that random guy on the tube station.


Lex's eyes followed the brunette and inevitably landed on a familiar face. He smiled at Lana as his eyes took in her looks out of sheer habit.

**Would you quit?! You can't be serious! That one's so stiff, her pussy is talking in Victorian English. It actually yelled prithee! the first time I said hello.**

Oh, Dear. HEAVENS!!! I needed a seriously long breather break to recover from THIS bout of hysteria. It’s even funnier because I can so easily imagine it actually happening… in ‘this’ crazy, cracked up fic anyway.


Lex's gaze went back to his lap. His brows furrowed. “Are you telling me you are having,” Lex cast about for a good way to ask the question on his mind. “Private conversations among each other?”

**Course**

Now THIS was quite an eye-popping revelation. I can imagine some very interesting inaudible conversation taking place. But I cannot imagine the kind of twists BlueSabby can take with this interesting plot element. I’m looking forward to it already.

I going to spend the rest of the week wondering what penises and pussies talk about when they’re bored and their ‘owners’ are being unco-operative.

Would they really have one-track conversations (orgasms and how to get them) or would they also discuss politics, medical breakthroughs and gossip about other body parts. I bet that middle finger is considered to be quite a character.


Another interesting turn. Usually when Lex looked at Lana it was pathetic. She still couldn’t believe that the man was fooling himself into believing he had feelings for their mutual ‘friend.’ It was sad to see how the mighty have fallen.

And Lex was looking down again. Did he have some sort of device under the table that he was talking into? What was going on? She had to know.

I liked that Chloe seemed equal parts amused as well as irritated by Lex’s new interest in Lana. She is definitely not harbouring any secret crush on him, which makes this fic all the more interesting. I look forward to seeing how Lex goes about accomplishing lil’Lex’s nagging demands.


**PRAISE THE LORD WE HAVE FOUND PARADISE!!**

I was actually shrieking with laughter over here!!! ROTFLMAO doesn’t even begin to cover my reaction!!!


**You've got to take her. She wants you. Trust me. She looked at me the other day. She wants me.**

Lex sat up a little straighter. He was immensely glad that he was the only one who could hear his dick. This would be downright mortifying else. It had to be kidding.

**I'm not, seriously, you didn't see it but she was staring right at me. You were looking at some other chick.**

I thought lil’lex didn’t have eyes? How could it see when Lex wasn’t looking? Either lil’lex is firmly planted in the land of self-deluded wishful thinking… or it is outright LYING to get Lex to listen to its wants.

Considering that ‘other’ personality traits lil’lex shares with Lex, I certainly wouldn’t disregard the possibility of it blatantly lying to get its agenda and satisfactions fulfilled.


“Hope you don’t take offense, but you are acting a little off,” she commented. She sat back in her seat and placed her bag on the chair next to her. Lex was still looking at her warily. “What, can’t a girl be concerned about her…acquaintance?”

Lex barely stifled a snort. Concerned, more like curious if there's a story in it.

I mentioned I was happy that Chloe wasn’t nursing a secret crush for Lex. Similarly, I’m also happy that Lex doesn’t seem so enthusiastically attracted to Chloe. It makes the fight with his penis all the more satisfyingly ironic. Not to mention hilarious!


**Come on, don't be like that. She wants you! Do that charm thing and get her.**

LOL! ‘that charm thing’?! But I suppose it IS like a switch that Lex can turn on and off at will. If only the bastard didn’t have a tendency to turn it off ‘immediately’ after getting what he wanted from the prey in his sights.


He wished his cock would just shut up. If it kept talking at him he would never be able to pull this off convincingly and get the girl off his back. She's too young, she doesn't even really like me, he thought avidly before concentrating on the conversation with Chloe.

“And if you're looking for a story, I have to disappoint you. I have no comments to make at this point.”

Not only is Lex not really (consciously) attracted to Chloe, he even seems a little too wary of her to even ‘like’ her. Not to mention he has a long list of very reasonable arguments about why NOT to fuck the teenager. All these reasons Lex has for staying away from Chloe (sexually or otherwise) will make the demands of lil’lex all the more interesting to read about.


**I sure have. You should hear what her pussy's got to say. She's drooling for you, if you catch my drift.**

heh. Lil’lex is rather crude. The attitude fits in well with his function. I wonder which are the most ‘polite’, well-mannered and cultures parts of the body. I’m guessing the nose would have quite an elitist attitude.


“No, thank you.” Lex said smoothly as he wondered why the hell his cock reacted so violently to the approach of the girl.

**Two words, pal. Yeast Infection. Urgh. Poor thing.**

Again, VERY interesting. Can lil’lex sense the wrongness of sex organs, or was the waitress’s pussy chatty enough to actually tell lil’lex what kind of suffering its owner put it through.

Whatever the case, it sounds like it can come in very handy to be able to judge so quickly and easily whether a potential sexual partner is healthy or not.


The hell if there wasn’t something wrong. Lex had moved away from the waitress before she’d approached and then had made a face, an actual facial expression, of disgust when her back had turned.

Chloe crossed one leg over the other and leaned forward a little before dropping her voice. If Lex was in pain or something, well, she supposed whatever story he was sitting on would have to go to the back burner. “Lex, seriously, you ok? If something is wrong, maybe I can help? In a non write about it sort of way, of course.”

Poor Lex. Not only is lil’lex urging him to get satisfaction within Chloe, but Chloe herself is presenting the kind of care and concern that Lex normally finds irresistible in other people. Lex might find it more difficult to keep coming up with reasons to NOT fuck the teenager who has displayed no interest in him before.


**Tell her you're a virgin and you need to have sex before the clock strikes midnight or you'll die**

Lex's gaze flashed to his lap. “Bit melodramatic, and not entirely credible.”

LOL! Now we know for certain that the average cock (or at least Lex’s cock) has verrrry little intelligence or subtlety when it comes to going after what they want. Good thing Big’Lex is intelligent and charming enough to compensate, otherwise he would NEVER get laid.


**Noo! Don't go! You can have her, come on. I have it on good authority her ass is burning to be fucked by me.**

Lex tried to ignore his cock and get away from the entire situation.

**It's a virgin!**

The ass also has something to say? ROTFLOL! I wonder if, at any point, Lex is actually going to be grateful that he only has ONE body part incessantly jabbering away at him.

Come to think of it, I wonder if the other body parts are ALSO going to start listing grievances via lil’lex’s connection to Big’Lex…?


**Well if you'd listened to me...**

“The problem is that I have to listen to you! What do you think is going to happen if she figures out that I'm talking to my dick and not only that, but I'm convinced that my dick is actually answering,: he ground out through his teeth.

ROTFLMAO!


This was unbelievable. How was he going to be able to live with this? How could he go through board meetings and conference calls, or any fucking part of work for that matter while his dick was chattering incessantly about any piece of ass walking by.

**Please, you should know I'm unconscious while you work. It's like Lifetime channel, puts me out like a light.**

This was a very interesting and useful bit of information for Lex. At least his business is not going to suffer while he’s undergoing this latest bout of kryptonite induced insanity.

All he has to do now, is become a workoholic. And never go anywhere where there are females EVER again.

Although lil’lex might start wailing and crying out about the ‘very fine virgin asses’ of some of Lex’s MALE business colleagues. Does lil’lex prefer females only? Or is it indiscriminately bisexual?


**Give me a little credit! I have a very selective taste. Now that Chloe girl. Hmmm.**

I’d say, the fact that lil’lex told Big’Lex to stay away from Lana suggest the body part might have BETTER taste than the owner.


**Why should I? It's just you and me. Her pussy told me she's been drooling over you for quite some time. She's the one who told me her ass wants me. Well, she said it 'wants me but doesn't want to want me' whatever that means**

“She's barely out of high school! Her ass is probably not the only virgin part about her.”

I find the interaction between Lex and lil’lex incredibly intriguing. From his behaviour earlier in the chapter, I wouldn’t have thought Lex had any conscience or moral compunctions when it comes to placing his own pleasure and desire above any woman he happens to want. But compared to lil’lex, Lex is a virtual saint. Scary!


“Who?”

**No one we know. No, not the farmboy. He's gotten to third base, that's all.**

“What makes you think I care.”

**You can't fool your own dick, Lex. Oh, and she's also tipped the velvet.**

He almost drove the car off the road as mental images assaulted his mind.

**I see that makes me stand up straighter.**

The interaction might scare me ‘a little’, but it mostly just makes me laugh. I loved that Lex cannot really lie to lil’lex, although I’m not sure whether the same thing applies the other way around. Lil’lex keeps telling Lex that Chloe (as well as lil’chloe) wants him desperately, which I find unlikely. Lil’lex is either mistaken, or lying through the teeth… erm… head to get what it wants.

LOL at lil’lex teasing Lex about how its ‘standing up straighter’. Does this mean lil’lex has no control over its own actions… or reactions? Can it choose to go limp at the most inopportune time in order to humiliate Lex?

Could be fun to find out. I’m looking SO forward to future updates. Please post up the nest chapter ASAP!

Special thanks to Skauble for explaining what ‘tipping the velvet’ means. What an ‘odd’ turn of phrase that is.

***added edit:
I just found out 'tipping the velvet' is a phrase that comes from a famous novel. But the origins of 'canyon yodeling' still eludes me. Any help, Skauble?***


“Because she's too young. Because she doesn't want me. Because she doesn't even really like me. And because I'm bloody fucking going insane!”

**Excuses, excuses. She’s not too young. We’ve fucked younger. She does want you, I just told you that. And who cares if she likes you, that’s hardly the point. But, you’re right about one thing. You are going insane if you think that Lana girl is a better option for us.**

I noticed Lex was only saying that CHLOE didn’t like him or want him. Does this mean he’s actually starting to consider her as attractive and desirable?

Heh. Lex is weakening already. It’s only a matter of time before lil’lex gets its way.


***Lana probably would be tight. But she wouldn’t move we both know that. Chloe, on the other hand, I have on good authority is very adventurous and tight. I’ll shut up if you at least call her and set up a meeting with her. Did you see her mouth? I know a cocksucker when I see one**

Granted lil’lex makes a VERY good point about why Chloe would be make a more interesting and fun sexual partner, but ewww to the cocksucker comment! Such crudeness was only to be expected considering the body part that’s talking. But still, ewwww!


“Why the hell would I want to meet up with her? Even if she was interested, she’d never admit it and all she would do was use it as an opportunity to try and get an interview.”

Ah HA! Now Lex has progressed from ‘Chloe doesn’t want me’ to ‘Chloe will never ADMIT to wanting me’. He’s not even aware of how he’s losing ground on the argument. Lil’lex might not be a suave negotiator, but all that non-stop nagging is paying off.


This whole idea was just ridiculous. He needed to do something to get his damn cock to shut up. The only problem was that he couldn’t keep strangling it, because that fucking hurt. Remembering the night that his dick had first started talking, an idea came to mind. There was a much more pleasant way to muffle the damn thing.

Nice theory, but let’s see how it works out. I’m still holding out hope for lil’lex refusing to cooperate until it gets its way. Provided lil’lex is capable of controlling itself to the extent that it will not allow an erection…

Perhaps humiliatingly premature ejaculation would be an easier and more feasible plan?

I want Lex to SUFFER for the way he behaved about that women in the earlier scene.


Please, please, please, you have to have Lex name his dick. Maybe Alexander the Great? I'm sure the two of you can come up with something more creative than I can, but he HAS to name it.

Shanna raises an EXCELLENT point over here. The penis MUST be named. I’ve been calling it lil’lex for the sake of convenience, but I’m sure Lex can come up with something better (and nothing that suggests a diminutive size).

Or perhaps lil’lex can name itself? It seems quite vocal and decisive about all its other preferences, why would it allow Lex to name it?

I look forward to the next chapter. Please update soon.

I think I already mentioned that this new fic is warring with ‘Arrangement’ as my favourite BlueSabby fic. So just update any one of those two, and I promise worshipful long reviews?

Pretty please?

[westwingwolf]

Put me on the list that wants Lex's penis (I could stop this sentence right here) to be named. And I have to agree with somethingeasy that it would be best if it named itself.

[somethingeasy]

Put me on the list that wants Lex's penis (I could stop this sentence right here)

ROTFLMAO!

I like the notion of stopping the sentence right there!

[BlueSabby]

A/N: Blue: Wow. I mean, really, wow. Thank you all so much for the wonderful feedback. And so much of it! Because of that, we're giving you the next update and it's longer than usual. See what happens when we feel loved? And also thanks to Skauble for explaining the phrase ttv. I had always though it was like, well known. My bad.

Sabby: I want to thank you too guys. I never would have expected that this crackhead idea would actually go over so well. But I'm glad you all like it, and that the Lex version doesn't disappoint. So enjoy the little eavesdrop into the private convos. Oh and as far as seeing is concerned. The dick doesn't really see see, but it gets told by the brain of its owner what necessary info there is. And of course the privates don't keep anything to themselves when it comes to pretty much anything. Enjoy and your feedback is more than appreciated. It's craved


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Sometimes Chloe wondered about her own sanity. Usually, women her age were out on the prowl trying to find a man. Either temporarily or permanently. She, however, was traipsing through the forest looking for a crime scene

Or, more accurately, a place where someone had been found dead. It had been closed off because of a ‘biohazard’ alert.

But it was late and she knew the way the police around here worked. She got to the site no problem. It was just a big hole, nothing exciting. She looked down the mineshaft and realized that she couldn’t even see anything good.

“Damn,” she muttered. She picked up a rock out of frustration and threw it down the shaft.

It struck a pocket of water that had been left undisturbed by the removal of the body. A green substance floated up to her.

Chloe took a deep breath, too late noticing that she was breathing in a green substance. Panicking, she started to cough. Christ, what was going to happen to her?

After a few minutes in which she didn’t feel any stronger or see anything grow out of her, she started to calm down.

Chloe was almost home free when she saw the beam of a flashlight right before it was shone in her eyes.

She raised her hand and could see that it was one of the younger officers. Officer Martin, the youngest and hottest of all of them. They’d already gotten acquainted the last time she’d trespassed.

**Hellooooo, honey. Fancy meeting you here again. Oh please tell me he’s going to drop his pants this time and let you take me. Come on, we all know I need it.**

Her mouth dropped open. She’d just heard a voice. A very naughty, sultry one that she felt like she should know.
“Miss Sullivan.” Officer Martin sounded rather put off. “So we meet again.”

**Oh, damn. He’s angry, but hey there’s potential anyway. Angry sex is good. Angry sex is passionate and wild and all kinds of sexy. Oh yes baby, use those cuffs on me and give me a cavity search. I’ve been a bad girl. Grrrawr.**

Amazingly and horribly, Chloe swayed on her feet. She was soaked between her legs and the tremors that she felt usually were only accompanied by one activity. She looked down, aghast.

She felt Officer Martin grab onto her. He smelled incredibly good. And she was incredibly horny. She looked up at him and could tell that it would only take a little encouragement.

**Do it**

Chloe knew what was talking to her. Her pussy.

She grabbed onto the man and started kissing him. He fought against her a little before she broke the kiss and whispered, “Fuck me,” into his ear.

She needed to be fucked. It was the only thing that would fix her situation.

**You can hear me? Oh yes, you can hear me! Wonderful. Now get him. I need this. I’ve been left high and dry for weeks now. Rub up against him. Yes! I’m going to get fucked! God it’s been so long. Hmmmpph**

They were grinding their lower bodies together, kissing and nipping at each other’s lips while trying to tear off the clothing that only got in their way.

**Oh yes, grab that ass baby. Ohh that feels gooooommmphphm. Yea just like that, don’t forget the tits now, they want a little attention or they’ll bitch and complain for the rest of the night. Yeah, just like thamphmphghm**

Finding herself backed up into a tree was the least of her problems. She was about to fuck a guy about ten years her senior for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that her body thought she needed it.

Their hands were at each others pants as they fumbled for the catches. Her jeans were pulled down and off and her panties followed.

**Freedom!**

Officer Martin pulled out his cock and that’s when something hit her. “Condom,” she panted out.

He cursed loudly and Chloe flopped against the tree a little. “Come on,” he told her as he grabbed her hand and clothes.

When they cleared the woods, she watched as he rooted through the police cruiser. The lights were still flashing on the vehicle. He leaned out of it triumphantly with the packet in his hands. Chloe walked over to him and kissed him thoroughly before walking to the front of the car and placing her hands on the hood.

Officer Martin was behind her in a flash. “You like it from behind, eh?” He slapped her ass.

**Ohhh kinky, we love that. Maybe he’ll do you too, rosy. Now what’s the hold up? Come on baby, come and get it you know you want to fuck me har.. mmph mmmmmm hmmm hmmm*

When Officer Martin pushed into her the voice got muffled. Yes, it was her pussy talking. But she couldn’t be concerned about that now.
“Yes, fuck, just like that. Hard. God, fuck me.” She pumped back into him and lowered her upper body to get a good angle. He grabbed onto her hips and started to follow her instructions.

“You like that,” he panted into her ear. “Always knew you were a little whore.” His last word was punctuated by a vicious thrust of his cock.

Chloe’s hands fisted and she cried out. He was good at this so she’d let the ‘whore’ comment go. Yes, she liked dirty talk but only after she’d fucked someone more than once. Then again, she’d just attacked him in the woods so it was little wonder that he thought that of her. “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” she grunted out.

She spread her legs wider as they picked up the pace. His hands were squeezing her breasts now as he started to flatten her out on the car. It rocked on its tires.

His hips started to loose their determined rhythm so she worked her hand down to her clit. After another minute, they both came together.

It only took a minute for him to pull out of her. Chloe stayed on the hood, panting and shaking. “Fuck, fuck, fuck,” he cursed behind her. Clearly, he now realized what he’d done.

**Phew, that was nice. Maybe a bit short and you had to take care of me yourself, but it was nice. Fuck I could go another round how about you?....Oh damn, he’s not gonna be up for it for another hour? Geez what kind of crap does this guy eat to have the refractory period of a fifty year old? Wait, don’t answer that, I don’t wanna know. *sigh* I’m still itchy. I want more. Oh and I know where I could get more too. Pull your pants up girl, we got places to go and billionaires to do.**

“What,” Chloe panted out, making sure she’d heard what she’d heard. She turned her cheek a little to look down. Even through the post sex haze she realized what her pussy had suggested. Lex, it wanted to go off and do Lex.

“What,” Officer Martin repeated incredulously. “I just fucked a 19 year old.” He shook his head and started muttering about his career.

“Calm down,” Chloe said, getting off of the car and picked up her clothes. She put her pants back on and shoved her panties into her pocket. “I’m not going to tell anyone. Are you going to tell anyone? Go bragging to the other asses that work with you?”

He shook his head crazily. “Good. Then I just want a ride back to my car and we’ll both pretend this never happened.”

**That’s not going to be difficult. Not impressive enough to be remembered. Sorry hon, gotta be difficult for a nice dick like you to work with a man like that.**

“That works,” Officer Martin said. He couldn’t believe that he’d done that. Well, he could but still. All of the officers talked about the blonde that he’d just fucked. She’d been detained more than any other person and it was hard not to notice her ass and tits.

The teenager, god, teenager got into the car and he drove her the short distance to where her vehicle was parked. They didn’t exchange pleasantries and he drove away after making sure her car started.

Chloe sat in the driver’s seat and looked down to the spot between her legs. “What the fuck is happening?”

**I don’t know. Yesterday I could have shouted at the top of my lips and you wouldn’t have heard me. Now all of a sudden, you hear me. Isn’t it great? All the fun we can have now that I can actually tell you what to do. First things first, we gotta go to Lex’s place. Your ass and I both firmly agree that we need to be fucked by him. He’s got a great dick, so charming and nice and he’s thick too…ohh it makes me drool just thinking of him.**
For once in her life, Chloe was speechless. Her mouth hung open and it took her a few seconds to get her vocal chords moving. She put aside the fact that she was talking to a body part for a moment and addressed the greater issue.

“I do not want to fuck Lex.” She didn’t. He was annoying. Yes, attractive, but as soon as he spoke, the whole illusion was ruined.

“Stop that,” she hissed when she felt herself get wet.

**Oh, I’m not the one making me do that. You make me do that. We all just wish you’d stop lying to yourself. Because damnit we all want him, because you want him and it’s not fair to make us suffer because your brain has a problem with that concept. Come on! I have it on good authority that he’ll French me. And that he’s veeeery good at that. And if you let him take your ass too maybe it would finally quit whining at me every time he’s in the same room.**

Again, Chloe opened her mouth and little sounds came out, but no words. “I certainly don’t want that,” she hissed out. Ok, she’d thought about anal sex. Just trying it once. But only with someone who was experienced with it.

“And what ‘authority’ are you talking about?” Who could her….her….her…stuff be talking to about this?

**Quit lying to yourself. You’ve thought about it a lot[I] and you know you wanna try it. As for the other thing…well there’s always been talk, but remember that chick from the boutique? The one where you bought that skirt you never get around to wearing? Yeah, her pussy said she was still tingling from it 2 hours later and that she’s never had it like that. And Lex’s dick of course, always willing to volunteer information. He was a little distracted last time we met, but I figure it was the yeast infected one that put him off**

It finally occurred to Chloe that she was going insane. Her pussy was talking to her about other women’s pussy and Lex’s dick. As if they all got together and chatted it up. She needed to get out of here, get home and get to sleep.

“I don’t hear anything,” she said as she put the car in drive. “Nothing.”

But that didn’t stop her from [i]thinking she heard her pussy all the way home telling how she should ride Lex, let him in her ass, her mouth and generally turn her on. It was going to be a long night.

~*~*~*~

Lex was content. He’d finally found a good way to shut up his dick and get some work done. His hips shifted in rhythm as he added up a few last numbers and started on the next sheet.

**oh that’s nice, yeah lick it baby**

Lex groaned, and it wasn’t in pleasure. “Take it back in your mouth. I pay you to suck it, not lick it like a tootsie pop.”

His hand went under the table to push the brunette head back into his crotch.

**But it was so nice whemmph**

The damn dick shut up again as he slipped back into a tight throat. Silence was bliss. Lex went back to work. It took extreme effort to withstand the arousal, the woman was a pro after all, but the thought of having to listen to his dick talk without pause managed to keep it at bay.

This guy was weird. Jasmine had done weird numerous times before but he was weird in a different way. First there was the creepy house. Then there was the fact that she was blowing him but he had a cockring on.

That wasn’t weird in and of itself. The length of time it had been on, however, was. It was as if he didn’t want to come. And he hadn’t put up a fight about the condom or offered more money to not use it. Most men did.

She slid his cock back down her throat and bobbed her head. She used her tongue as she thought about how she was going to go grocery shopping and pick up her dry cleaning in the one hour she had off from her other job.

Her knees were starting to ache a little. The hardwood floor didn’t have much give. She started to speed up her head and hollow out her cheeks.

Lex ground his teeth as the suction increased. The numbers blurred in front of his eyes and he could feel his balls tightening up. Shit. The cock ring was the only thing that stopped him from coming as she wiggled her fucking tongue against the slit, and the damn latex didn’t do anything to dull the sensation.

“Fuck, no,” he hissed as her lips tightened around the head of his cock in just the right/wrong way.

He needed to come so bad it was painful, but he didn’t want to because his goddamn cock would never shut up if it was free to talk again. But he couldn’t fucking take it anymore.

With a growl, he moved his hand under the table and released the cockring.

“DAMMIT!”

His climax was quick and hard, leaving him drained and frustrated as the woman stopped sucking and crawled out from under the table.

Another weird thing. The point of having someone suck you off was to come. Instead, this guy seemed angry about the whole thing. “Did you want me to do something else,” she asked. If he was displeased with her technique, she’d like to know.

He shook his head and handed her the money for the job. She quietly thanked him and then left the room. She smiled as she got into the car. The man was an excellent tipper and she hadn’t even had to swallow his come.

**Thanks for that. But I still think Chloe would have been better. I’m fairly certain she would have blown us till we were ready to pop and then offered us her ass**

Lex growled in frustration as he sank back in his chair and wrangled his chatty member back into his pants. Unfortunately, the pants didn’t muffle enough of the sound and he was still able to understand every damn word that came out of it.

“I’m not going to fuck Chloe Sullivan and that is that. Get used to the idea, shut up and let me do my work because if I end up bankrupt you won’t be getting any[I] ass at all. Nor pussy, nor a mouth. Understood?”

He couldn’t live with this situation. Lex had no idea what he was going to do if this lasted much longer. He didn’t even know what had started it but there had to be a way to make it stop.

~*~

“Shut up, shut up, shut [i]up,” Chloe muttered.
She hadn’t worn underwear today because if she had, she was going to be forced to listen to her pussy sing Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ all day. Her pussy informed her that underwear was stifling.

Then it, she, whatever, had convinced her to wear that skirt that she’d mentioned the night before. It fell almost to her knees but was flowy. You could tell that she wasn’t wearing anything underneath it.

**Don’t you know that you’re Toxic**

Chloe put down her pen, “We agreed.”

**Sorry, it got stuck in my, well, your head. Oh, how about that one. It’s not that long, but thick. So not for your ass, just for me. Please, pretty please**

Chloe ignored the voice. She needed to figure out what had happened. And how to undo it.

Her body jerked in the next second.

**Oh, god. He’s here. Look at him. He’s delectable. And, hee hee, oh, his dick has been up to no good, I’ll have you know. **

“I don’t want to know, just ignore him,” she said. She couldn’t deal with Lex at the moment.

She kept her head down. But then she heard something horrible.

**Even better. I got fucked last night. On top of a police cruiser. And I didn’t have to pay for it.**

**Oh, oh wow. Heheh. Lex she’s been a bad girl. Her pussy just told me that she’s been getting it good**

“I don’t wanna hear it,” Lex said in a low voice, waiting for his cappuccino to go. The moment he’d spotted Chloe in one of the booths, he’d changed his mind about hanging around. He had absolutely no desire to get into a conversation with her. Not as long as his dick was in the mixed.

**On top of a police cruiser. Looks like one of the deputies got lucky last night**

“What?!”

The girl behind the counter looked at him with wide eyes. Lex took a deep breath, trying to come up with a good excuse for his outburst. “I said I wanted tall, this is medium.” Before she could protest he snatched the cup from her hands and slammed the money on the counter. “Never mind, forget it.”

He stalked away from the counter and to a relatively empty corner near the exit.

“Why are you telling me this?” he hissed at his dick once he got settled with the Styrofoam cup in front of his mouth. “I don’t care who or what she does.”

**You’re not nice, you know. I was having a nice conversation with her pussy and now you’ve put us half way across the damn room so I have to shout. SORRY LOVELY, HE’S BEEN IN A SNIT EVER SINCE HE CAN HEAR ME!**

Lex cringed. He hadn’t thought it could get worse than talking. Obviously, he’d been wrong.

Chloe picked up a piece of paper and pretended to read it. “Who did you just tell that to?” She thought she already knew but if she wanted to give the shrinks the whole story when she admitted herself she had to ask.

**Lex’s cock. He paid for a blowjob apparently. You may want to cover your ears, he’s very far away. HE LIKE PAYING FOR IT? Oh, oh, oh. Very interesting. Apparently his cock won’t shut up about us**

Scared to do so but unable to stop herself, Chloe glanced over at Lex. He wasn’t looking at her. He wasn’t looking at anything. The only thing she could see was the cup in front of his mouth.

Chloe froze. “Wait a minute, Lex can hear his dick?” Now she was getting somewhere. Maybe she wasn’t alone in this. Maybe together they could…..

Then she realized how bad this was. “Wait, wait. He wants to fuck me?”

**NO, NOT THAT ONE. HE’S UGLY. OFFICER MARTIN. THE YOUNG, TALL, BLACK ONE. NO. THE ONE WITH THE GOOD TEETH. WELL. THANK YOU. NOPE, HAD TO FINISH HERSELF OFF.**

“Stop that,” Chloe hissed.

“Stop it,” Lex growled.

**Why would I? Get closer to Chloe and I won’t need to shout. POOR THING! COME OVER HERE, I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO TO MAKE IT BETTER. And this would have been a lot more impressive if I didn’t have to shout it, you know? She’s such a nice pussy. You’d love her. She’s nice and tight and kinky. We both know you like kinky.**

Lex almost choked on air at those words, trying to prevent the mental images that assaulted his brain. “Did you do that?” he threatened.

**Nope, that’s all you. Mental images and fantasies are brain things. I’m just picking up on the interest and trying to get you to do something about it. HE WANTS ME TO TAKE YOU ON HIS POOL TABLE, FROM BEHIND!**

Lex was quickly becoming familiar with the concept of mortification.

**WITH YOUR HANDS CUFFED BEHIND YOUR BACK!**

**How do you feel about sex on his pool table? Him behind you? And you cuffed?**

Chloe was just about to answer when she felt herself get a little hotter and her nipples tighten.

**SHE LIKES IT. TELL HIM TO LOOK AT HER NOW FOR GOD’S SAKE**

**Look at her. Look at her now or I’ll blow a load in your pants.**

“You can’t do that, I’m not even hard.”

**Try me.**

Lex swallowed and looked up in Chloe’s direction. She sat ramrod straight in her seat and he could see the light flush on her cheeks from here.

“What the hell did you do to her?”

Their gazes locked and Lex froze for a second as he felt his dick twitch in his pants. “Stop it.” It twitched again.

**OH YES, HE WANTS YOU BABY! COME TO DADDY!**

Lex’s gaze snapped back down to the table, absolutely horrified at his own reaction and the words coming from his dick.

“Shut up or I’ll cut you off.”

**We both know you wouldn’t do that. You love me too much. MAKE HER COME OVER! I’M SO HARD. HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME IN THE BACK ALLEY BABY?**

“Fuck, can’t you show at least a little more class than that?” Lex couldn’t believe he was admonishing his dick about propriety.

**What? I’m a dick, she’s a pussy, what else are we going to talk about?**

Chloe felt like squirming and she didn’t know why. “What’s going on?”

**Fuck, he’s hard**

She could have sworn that the voice sounded breathless. **He wants us in the back alley** Chloe immediately got a visual of that and her pussy moaned.

**He wants us to go over there. Do it. We need it. I’m so fucking empty**

Chloe shook her head. Yes, she was turned on. But that wouldn’t be the reason to go over there. Decision made, Chloe swept her papers into her bag, got up and started over to Lex.

**Thank you. God, where will we take him first. Me first, then your ass. Definitely me first**

Uninvited, she slipped in Lex’s booth. “Are you hearing voices?” She shook her head. “No, one very specific voice?”

**Oh, hello you delectable thing, where have you been all my life? Why are they still talking? Why are you still talking? Get your clothes off and take her damnit. I want you, baby, I’m gonna take you so hard.**

Lex ignored his cock as best as possible, shifting a little in his seat and closing his legs.

“Hello to you too, Miss Sullivan,” he drawled as politely as possible with an incessant hard on jabbering away between his legs. “And I’m afraid I have no idea what you’re talking about. Investigating another Smallville conundrum?”

If it turned out she could hear his dick, he was going to strangle it. Pain and emasculation be damned. She’d never let him live it down if she heard everything the damn thing spouted off.

So Lex was going to play it like this? She wanted to shake him. Her eyes still locked with his, she said, “Tell me what he just said.”

After a moment, Chloe spoke again. “I know that you’re hard.” His eyes widened a little. “And that you want me and are,” she raised her hands and made little air quotes, “gonna take me so hard.”

“I’ll repeat the question. Are you hearing a voice?”

**I can’t wait. If only she would stop talking. Get him to just kiss her and fuck us here. She’s thought about that, too. Why do you have to be like that, can’t you just be nice to him?**

“Shut up or I’ll sew you shut,” she said, absently. Then she saw realization dawn on Lex’s face. “Yeah, me too.”

Lex felt a burst of relief for a moment. Despite the fact that he was still mortified his cock was passing on messages to Chloe’s pussy and said pussy didn’t hesitate to pass them along.

“At least we can rule out that we’re going insane, then.”

**Oh but we are, I’ll go insane if I don’t get to fuck her soon. Come on. Just lean over grab her, kiss her and then let’s take this to the back alley. She’s dripping wet and ready, fuck she’d like it if you took her right here, we haven’t done something like that in so long. Look at me, I’m starting to drool here. Fuck let’s do it already!**

Lex cleared his throat and shook his head. “We need to talk about this. Somewhere without an audience.”

Chloe chuckled. “You mean more of an audience. Though, um, she’s more like the peanut gallery.”

**Kiss him. Just do it. He’s interested in the table idea. He’s interested in any idea. He’s starting to drip**

Chloe succeeded in not looking at his lap. **Wait, private is good, too. Just make sure that there’s a pool table**

“Can’t you shut up for, like, two goddamn seconds?” This was torture. She was turned on and she knew Lex was turned on. Their bodies wanted each other. Oh, god…

“Lex, you don’t think the solution for this is…” she gestured between them. “You know, the pool table, so to speak, do you?”

He tried to control his breathing and calm down his libido, to no avail, since his libido was just ranting on without him.

**Yes, that’s the perfect solution. The pool table, and the desk, and your bed, and the hood of your Porsche, and don’t forget the indoor pool. Oh the hot tub, too. Go, solve the problem. Get to it! Now! Did you hear that baby, we’re going to have so much fun. I’ll give you all the kink you want and then some. It’s gonna be so good.**

“I don’t think that’s going to work.” Lex gritted through his teeth. “If sex was the solution, we wouldn’t still have to listen to them. We’ve both had sex in the last 24 hours and they’re still at it. Sex is really just a temporary fix.”

Chloe wasn’t so sure about that. Her pussy was being very specific about Lex. Maybe only sex with him would solve this.

**Yes, that’s totally it. Just sex with him. Lots of sex. Probably have to give some to your ass, too. Who knows? We are so going to do this, baby. They won’t be able to not maul each other once they’re in private**

“Can I ask you if it’s,” and she found herself gesturing to his lap, “I’m sorry. Um, he’s being specific? Like is it just sex or is it sex with me that he won’t shut up about?

He wished she hadn’t asked that. He’d really rather not give in to his dick. Hell knew what it would demand next.

**Oh, I’m all about the specifics baby. I specifically want to fuck you until she’s screaming and you’re twitching and spasming around my length, milking me for all I’m worth.**

“It’s being too specific for my tastes,” Lex said with a sneer. “Let’s get out of here.”

Truth be told, he was libel to start screaming and cursing if his dick didn’t shut the fuck up already and he had no desire to do so in public. Bad enough that Chloe Sullivan now had inside information on his libido, but he really didn’t need all of Smallville in the know.

Chloe nodded once. Obviously, his dick had just said something wildly inappropriate.

**Oh, it was. It was about you screaming and me twitching all around him. Please, just tell me that you’ll consider it. You won’t even have to worry about the logistics of underwear. No, baby, not. One. Stich. I’m bare for you**

Lex got up and she followed suit. Then barreled into his back as he stopped dead in his tracks. She walked around him. “What is your…” she saw his gaze slide down her body.

She blushed. “Oh my god.” Chloe turned around and walked out of the Talon and towards her car. “Do not share information like that with him, you hear me?”

He shook off the images in his head, trying to concentrate on where the hell he’d parked his car. “And you can keep your inappropriate thoughts to yourself as well.”

**They’re so fucking prissy. I don’t get it. I want you, you want me. They totally want each other. What the hell is the hold up?**

Lex stalked to his car, ignoring that his cock’s voice got louder as he walked away from Chloe. He slammed the door to his Porsche shut behind him and pulled out of the spot with squealing tires.

“I am not going to fuck her. Get that through your head. We’ll figure out how to shut you up and that is all.”


tbc of course

[westwingwolf]

I have to calm myself down after reading this update. I'm so happy that Chloe is in on the act. Somehow I have to agree with Lex that having lots of sex won't shut up their privates, but that doesn't mean that they shouldn't try it. Is it too much to think once they get a taste of the other, they won't want anything else. I can't wait to see how Chloe and Lex handle this situation until they break down and have sex and then I can't wait for them to handle that.

[marcela]

I have no words, it's too funny! loved the update LOL

[Kit Merlot]

Oh man, this update was great!

Of course Lex and Chloe's minds are going to be stubbon--it is up to their bodies to win them over to the idea that having sex with each other is their only solution. This fic ROCKS:D

[xxasaxx]

can you please update this story everyday????

[Addie]

can you please update this story everyday????

I second that.

[somethingeasy]

It struck a pocket of water that had been left undisturbed by the removal of the body. A green substance floated up to her.

Chloe took a deep breath, too late noticing that she was breathing in a green substance. Panicking, she started to cough. Christ, what was going to happen to her?

LOL! Just when I thought the situation couldn’t get more ridiculous. THIS happens. I should have remembered that the polls said Lex AND Chloe could hear the thoughts of their ‘you know whats’. Poor Chloe… she above all people knows that breathing, touching, ingesting or even looking at anything glowy-green in Smallville is followed immediately by inconvenience and badness.


After a few minutes in which she didn’t feel any stronger or see anything grow out of her, she started to calm down.

heh. Wait for it waaaaiit!


Her mouth dropped open. She’d just heard a voice. A very naughty, sultry one that she felt like she should know.
“Miss Sullivan.” Officer Martin sounded rather put off. “So we meet again.”

**Oh, damn. He’s angry, but hey there’s potential anyway. Angry sex is good. Angry sex is passionate and wild and all kinds of sexy. Oh yes baby, use those cuffs on me and give me a cavity search. I’ve been a bad girl. Grrrawr.**

And I thought lil’lex was single-minded to the point of insanity? The cock has NO-thing on lil’chloe! Heh, but I have to admit, I rather like the crudeness from lil’chloe. Everything lil’chloe is saying sounds sultry, assertive and damned FUN. It doesn’t sound as demeaning as compared to the stuff lil’lex says. Does that make me a sexist?


She grabbed onto the man and started kissing him. He fought against her a little before she broke the kiss and whispered, “Fuck me,” into his ear.

She needed to be fucked. It was the only thing that would fix her situation.

Woah! THIS took my by complete shock. As impossible as it sounds, Lex is actually BETTER at ignoring the calls from his libido as compared to Chloe. How the hell did that happen? Since when does Lex have better control over his sexual urges than Chloe?!

Perhaps the fact that Lex was getting regularly serviced helped take the edge off his cock’s demands? Most likely!

Poor Chloe has no such defence. But she DOES have a hot policeman handy to help her out with that.


**You can hear me? Oh yes, you can hear me! Wonderful. Now get him. I need this. I’ve been left high and dry for weeks now. Rub up against him. Yes! I’m going to get fucked! God it’s been so long. Hmmmpph**

LOL! I can hear the shocked DELIGHT lil’chloe is feeling at finally having its voice heard. Not to mention the delight it feels at the fact that it’s finally going to get some action.


They were grinding their lower bodies together, kissing and nipping at each other’s lips while trying to tear off the clothing that only got in their way.

**Oh yes, grab that ass baby. Ohh that feels gooooommmphphm. Yea just like that, don’t forget the tits now, they want a little attention or they’ll bitch and complain for the rest of the night. Yeah, just like thamphmphghm**

Finding herself backed up into a tree was the least of her problems. She was about to fuck a guy about ten years her senior for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that her body thought she needed it.

Wow! I really enjoyed the hotness of this hard, fast and desperate kind of sex. VERY exhilarating! And all the more exciting considering how wrong and what a huge mistake the whole thing was.


Their hands were at each others pants as they fumbled for the catches. Her jeans were pulled down and off and her panties followed.

**Freedom!**

LOL! Oh and also… HOT!


Officer Martin was behind her in a flash. “You like it from behind, eh?” He slapped her ass.

**Ohhh kinky, we love that. Maybe he’ll do you too, rosy. Now what’s the hold up? Come on baby, come and get it you know you want to fuck me har.. mmph mmmmmm hmmm hmmm*

heh. It figures that lil’chloe would be VERY much into kink and high-end satisfaction. Lil’chloe applies the same kind of adventurous daredevil outlook to its function that Chloe does to her career.


“You like that,” he panted into her ear. “Always knew you were a little whore.” His last word was punctuated by a vicious thrust of his cock.

Chloe’s hands fisted and she cried out. He was good at this so she’d let the ‘whore’ comment go. Yes, she liked dirty talk but only after she’d fucked someone more than once. Then again, she’d just attacked him in the woods so it was little wonder that he thought that of her. “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” she grunted out.

Bastard! I would have thrown a ‘right back atcha’ to his comment. I bet he didn’t think of himself as being sluttish for being so willing for a quick rut in the woods. No, of course not. It’s always the WOMAN who must be the whore for enjoying her pleasures.


**Phew, that was nice. Maybe a bit short and you had to take care of me yourself, but it was nice. Fuck I could go another round how about you?....Oh damn, he’s not gonna be up for it for another hour? Geez what kind of crap does this guy eat to have the refractory period of a fifty year old? Wait, don’t answer that, I don’t wanna know. *sigh* I’m still itchy. I want more. Oh and I know where I could get more too. Pull your pants up girl, we got places to go and billionaires to do.**

“What,” Chloe panted out, making sure she’d heard what she’d heard. She turned her cheek a little to look down. Even through the post sex haze she realized what her pussy had suggested. Lex, it wanted to go off and do Lex.

awww. Poor lil’chloe is nowhere near satisfied. Heh. And poor Chloe is not going to get any peace until that miracle happens.

It was interesting to see that Chloe was as flabbergasted about the possibility of Chlex sex as Lex was. I knew lil’lex was just all talk about Chloe wanting Lex.


**That’s not going to be difficult. Not impressive enough to be remembered. Sorry hon, gotta be difficult for a nice dick like you to work with a man like that.**

ROTFLMAO at lil’chloe offering her heartfelt sympathies to lil’martin.


“That works,” Officer Martin said. He couldn’t believe that he’d done that. Well, he could but still. All of the officers talked about the blonde that he’d just fucked. She’d been detained more than any other person and it was hard not to notice her ass and tits.

The teenager, god, teenager got into the car and he drove her the short distance to where her vehicle was parked. They didn’t exchange pleasantries and he drove away after making sure her car started.

Very interesting. I wonder if Chloe had any idea she was the stuff of ‘naughty prisoner and big bad officer’ fantasies for so many of the police officers who caught her. I think that creepy bit of information would have been the ONE thing to stop her from snooping and risk getting caught EVER again.

Or she might have been flattered?

I suppose it depends on which police officers had been entertaining such fantasies.


**I don’t know. Yesterday I could have shouted at the top of my lips and you wouldn’t have heard me. Now all of a sudden, you hear me. Isn’t it great? All the fun we can have now that I can actually tell you what to do. First things first, we gotta go to Lex’s place. Your ass and I both firmly agree that we need to be fucked by him. He’s got a great dick, so charming and nice and he’s thick too…ohh it makes me drool just thinking of him.**

ROTFLMAO at lil’chloe describing lil’lex as ‘so charming and nice’. It sounds EXACTLY like the kind of thing a matronly aunt would say to a young lady while trying to fix her up on a blind date. LOL!


“I do not want to fuck Lex.” She didn’t. He was annoying. Yes, attractive, but as soon as he spoke, the whole illusion was ruined.

This is excellent! It seems like Chloe finds Lex as irritating and ‘non-likable’ as he finds her. Good to know that they are not going to succumb to their nether-regions incessant demands without a good long fight!


“Stop that,” she hissed when she felt herself get wet.

**Oh, I’m not the one making me do that. You make me do that. We all just wish you’d stop lying to yourself. Because damnit we all want him, because you want him and it’s not fair to make us suffer because your brain has a problem with that concept. Come on! I have it on good authority that he’ll French me. And that he’s veeeery good at that. And if you let him take your ass too maybe it would finally quit whining at me every time he’s in the same room.**

Again, Chloe opened her mouth and little sounds came out, but no words. “I certainly don’t want that,” she hissed out. Ok, she’d thought about anal sex. Just trying it once. But only with someone who was experienced with it.

ROTFLOL! I can just imagine ALL of Lex’s and Chloe’s separate body parts crying, pleading and begging to be allowed to touch their Chlex counterparts. With the reasonable, sensible, but rather tyrannical, big brains overturning the democratic vote each and every single time.

I’m just getting the funniest thoughts in my heads of full body coups and revolutions taking place to overthrow Brains.

LOL! And I really enjoyed how Chloe was so outraged about having her guilty little secret, about desire for anal-sex voiced out loud. Funny stuff!


**oh that’s nice, yeah lick it baby**

Lex groaned, and it wasn’t in pleasure. “Take it back in your mouth. I pay you to suck it, not lick it like a tootsie pop.”

His hand went under the table to push the brunette head back into his crotch.

**But it was so nice whemmph**

The damn dick shut up again as he slipped back into a tight throat. Silence was bliss. Lex went back to work. It took extreme effort to withstand the arousal, the woman was a pro after all, but the thought of having to listen to his dick talk without pause managed to keep it at bay.

This was an interesting solution to Lex’s problem. But why would he need to hire a call girl while he was working. Didn’t lil’lex admit that business sent it straight to snooze-ville?

I guess lil’lex was intent on being stubborn and keep nagging until it got its way… even if it meant staying awake through reading contracts and business phone calls.

I suppose I am pleased that Lex didn’t seduce some poor brunette socialite for the sole purpose of making his cock shut up. But I get the feeling he hired a prostitute for the sake of ease and efficiency rather than consideration for whatever faceless brunette he might have chosen.


This guy was weird. Jasmine had done weird numerous times before but he was weird in a different way. First there was the creepy house. Then there was the fact that she was blowing him but he had a cockring on.

That wasn’t weird in and of itself. The length of time it had been on, however, was. It was as if he didn’t want to come. And he hadn’t put up a fight about the condom or offered more money to not use it. Most men did.

She slid his cock back down her throat and bobbed her head. She used her tongue as she thought about how she was going to go grocery shopping and pick up her dry cleaning in the one hour she had off from her other job.

Her knees were starting to ache a little. The hardwood floor didn’t have much give. She started to speed up her head and hollow out her cheeks.

LOL! I really liked seeing the situation from Jasmine’s perspective. It makes a reader fully appreciate EXACTLY how weird Lex is acting, and what a major inconvenient mess lil’lex was making of Lex’s life.


Lex ground his teeth as the suction increased. The numbers blurred in front of his eyes and he could feel his balls tightening up. Shit. The cock ring was the only thing that stopped him from coming as she wiggled her fucking tongue against the slit, and the damn latex didn’t do anything to dull the sensation.

“Fuck, no,” he hissed as her lips tightened around the head of his cock in just the right/wrong way.

He needed to come so bad it was painful, but he didn’t want to because his goddamn cock would never shut up if it was free to talk again. But he couldn’t fucking take it anymore.

With a growl, he moved his hand under the table and released the cockring.

“DAMMIT!”

His climax was quick and hard, leaving him drained and frustrated as the woman stopped sucking and crawled out from under the table.

HAH! ROTFLOL! A most valiant attempt at this interesting solution for Lex’s problem. But useless all the same. Poor Lex.

Oh yeah, and I also found this part hot too. Lex losing control (sexually) is always an irresistibly arousing thing to watch, no matter how strange, unusual and hilarious the circumstances.


Another weird thing. The point of having someone suck you off was to come. Instead, this guy seemed angry about the whole thing. “Did you want me to do something else,” she asked. If he was displeased with her technique, she’d like to know.

He shook his head and handed her the money for the job. She quietly thanked him and then left the room. She smiled as she got into the car. The man was an excellent tipper and she hadn’t even had to swallow his come.

Again, thanks for Jasmine’s perspective to show just HOW miserably screwed up Lex is right now. Really fun to read! LOL!


**Thanks for that. But I still think Chloe would have been better. I’m fairly certain she would have blown us till we were ready to pop and then offered us her ass**

That damned cock is truly insufferable. I’m feeling a ‘little’ sorry for the misery poor Lex has been going through. Imagine being ‘fed and satisfied’ with a huge and truly explosive orgasm, only to have the damned cock keep insisting. It. Wants. Chloe!


“Shut up, shut up, shut up,” Chloe muttered.
She hadn’t worn underwear today because if she had, she was going to be forced to listen to her pussy sing Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ all day. Her pussy informed her that underwear was stifling.

LOL! And it seems like Chloe was suffering equal amounts of misery from the non-stop chatter of HER nagging, bossy, gossipy lil’chloe too.


**Even better. I got fucked last night. On top of a police cruiser. And I didn’t have to pay for it.**

**Oh, oh wow. Heheh. Lex she’s been a bad girl. Her pussy just told me that she’s been getting it good**

ROTFLOL at the onset of this ridiculous new interaction. The jumpy quality of the conversation only helped heighten the humour. Excellent and magnificent execution of a clever writing style here, BlueSabby!


**On top of a police cruiser. Looks like one of the deputies got lucky last night**

“What?!”

The girl behind the counter looked at him with wide eyes. Lex took a deep breath, trying to come up with a good excuse for his outburst. “I said I wanted tall, this is medium.” Before she could protest he snatched the cup from her hands and slammed the money on the counter. “Never mind, forget it.”

ROFLOL! Nice save over here, Lex. But how much longer until you’re back in Belle Reeve? And this time, he might actually be BEGGING for electro-shock treatment.


**You’re not nice, you know. I was having a nice conversation with her pussy and now you’ve put us half way across the damn room so I have to shout. SORRY LOVELY, HE’S BEEN IN A SNIT EVER SINCE HE CAN HEAR ME!**

Lex cringed. He hadn’t thought it could get worse than talking. Obviously, he’d been wrong.

CAN’T BREATH!!!! I was sputtering with laughter at this part. Undoubtedly THIS was the funniest moment in the entire new chapter.

The thought of Lex trying to deal with his cock shouting, actually SHOUTING to a pussy across the room. Priceless! ROTFLMAO!


**NO, NOT THAT ONE. HE’S UGLY. OFFICER MARTIN. THE YOUNG, TALL, BLACK ONE. NO. THE ONE WITH THE GOOD TEETH. WELL. THANK YOU. NOPE, HAD TO FINISH HERSELF OFF.**

“Stop that,” Chloe hissed.

“Stop it,” Lex growled.

Oh. My. Heavens!!! ROTFLMAO! I’m just imagining all this ‘selectively inaudible shouting’ going on. With both Lex and Chloe cringing in embarrassment at the behaviour of their nether-region counterparts. Almost like elitist socialites getting deathly embarrassed by the crude and crass behaviour of members from the ‘inbred cousins’ branch of the family.

I love how their outrage, misery, suffering and humiliation mirrors each other. It’s just so much fun. And perhaps there is something to that ‘shared traumatic experiences bringing people closer together’ nonsense after all.


**Why would I? Get closer to Chloe and I won’t need to shout. POOR THING! COME OVER HERE, I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO TO MAKE IT BETTER. And this would have been a lot more impressive if I didn’t have to shout it, you know? She’s such a nice pussy. You’d love her. She’s nice and tight and kinky. We both know you like kinky.**

Lex almost choked on air at those words, trying to prevent the mental images that assaulted his brain. “Did you do that?” he threatened.

**Nope, that’s all you. Mental images and fantasies are brain things. I’m just picking up on the interest and trying to get you to do something about it. HE WANTS ME TO TAKE YOU ON HIS POOL TABLE, FROM BEHIND!**

Lex was quickly becoming familiar with the concept of mortification.

**WITH YOUR HANDS CUFFED BEHIND YOUR BACK!**

oh my, my my MY HEAVENS! It seems like lil’lex’s constant campaigning for lil’chloe is finally bearing fruit. I had to laugh over how shocked and outraged (and perhaps even violated) Lex was feeling about the images popping into his own brain. Not to mention having said images broadcasted across the room. ROFLOL!


**SHE LIKES IT. TELL HIM TO LOOK AT HER NOW FOR GOD’S SAKE**

**Look at her. Look at her now or I’ll blow a load in your pants.**

“You can’t do that, I’m not even hard.”

**Try me.**

Lex swallowed and looked up in Chloe’s direction. She sat ramrod straight in her seat and he could see the light flush on her cheeks from here.

“What the hell did you do to her?”

wow. Lil’lex and lil’chloe are quite the opportunistic pair of matchmakers aren’t they? I suppose they have been ignored for so long, all that pent up hostility and frustration is coming out with a vengeance against their respective owners.

I’m curious about whether lil’lex could have ‘really’ made Lex lose it in his pants. Any chance of exploring just HOW much control lil’lex and lil’chloe have over themselves? Are they just passengers along for the ride, or can they actively participate to make things easier or more difficult for the owners?


**OH YES, HE WANTS YOU BABY! COME TO DADDY!**

Lex’s gaze snapped back down to the table, absolutely horrified at his own reaction and the words coming from his dick.

“Shut up or I’ll cut you off.”

**We both know you wouldn’t do that. You love me too much. MAKE HER COME OVER! I’M SO HARD. HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME IN THE BACK ALLEY BABY?**

“Fuck, can’t you show at least a little more class than that?” Lex couldn’t believe he was admonishing his dick about propriety.

**What? I’m a dick, she’s a pussy, what else are we going to talk about?**

I changed my mind, THIS was the funniest part in the new chapter. I can’t believe the situation got bad enough for Lex to start threatening ‘himself’ with castration! ROTFLMAO!

Of course lil’lex is going to call his bluff. But if the cock keeps up this behaviour, it’s not going to be a bluff much longer.

I was also ROTFLOL at Lex actually scolding his cock about showing a little more ‘class’ of all things. It once again being to mind the image of elitist socialites trying to hide their hick cousins away in the closet when company comes over.

And I guess this has answered my question about whether cocks and pussies talk about ANY-thing other than orgasms. Answer… not really! LOL!


**Thank you. God, where will we take him first. Me first, then your ass. Definitely me first**

LOL! I think I’ve mentioned how much I’m enjoying the one-track mind lil’chloe and lil’lex have been exhibiting. Enjoying in the very sadistic ‘better you than me’ kind of way. LOL!


**Oh, hello you delectable thing, where have you been all my life? Why are they still talking? Why are you still talking? Get your clothes off and take her damnit. I want you, baby, I’m gonna take you so hard.**

Lex ignored his cock as best as possible, shifting a little in his seat and closing his legs.

“Hello to you too, Miss Sullivan,” he drawled as politely as possible with an incessant hard on jabbering away between his legs. “And I’m afraid I have no idea what you’re talking about. Investigating another Smallville conundrum?”

I hereby nominate Lex Luthor for a shiny medal for valiant courage and stoicism under the most extreme of circumstances. I can’t believe he’s actually maintaining that famous Luthor calm exterior when his cock is SHOUTING at him to take Chloe hard and fast in the alleyway.


If it turned out she could hear his dick, he was going to strangle it. Pain and emasculation be damned. She’d never let him live it down if she heard everything the damn thing spouted off.

I can actually imagine Lex hiring a contract killer for his penis. One who was instructed to make the death ‘as torturously slow as possible’. He seems seriously at the limits of his sanity here.


“Shut up or I’ll sew you shut,” she said, absently. Then she saw realization dawn on Lex’s face. “Yeah, me too.”

Lex felt a burst of relief for a moment. Despite the fact that he was still mortified his cock was passing on messages to Chloe’s pussy and said pussy didn’t hesitate to pass them along.

“At least we can rule out that we’re going insane, then.”

oh well! I guess the Lex suffering private and lonely torment filled humiliation is over now. Having another person suffering through the same thing undoubtedly makes the situation a ‘little’ easier to bear.

But thanks heavens it was Chloe who was struck by the gas. I wonder if Lex is going to be counting his lucky stars that it wasn’t Lana or Clark who were conversing with his dick via their own parts.


Lex cleared his throat and shook his head. “We need to talk about this. Somewhere without an audience.”

Chloe chuckled. “You mean more of an audience. Though, um, she’s more like the peanut gallery.”

LOL! Very true, and a very apt description!


“Can’t you shut up for, like, two goddamn seconds?” This was torture. She was turned on and she knew Lex was turned on. Their bodies wanted each other. Oh, god…

“Lex, you don’t think the solution for this is…” she gestured between them. “You know, the pool table, so to speak, do you?”

He tried to control his breathing and calm down his libido, to no avail, since his libido was just ranting on without him.

**Yes, that’s the perfect solution. The pool table, and the desk, and your bed, and the hood of your Porsche, and don’t forget the indoor pool. Oh the hot tub, too. Go, solve the problem. Get to it! Now! Did you hear that baby, we’re going to have so much fun. I’ll give you all the kink you want and then some. It’s gonna be so good.**

“I don’t think that’s going to work.” Lex gritted through his teeth. “If sex was the solution, we wouldn’t still have to listen to them. We’ve both had sex in the last 24 hours and they’re still at it. Sex is really just a temporary fix.”

Chloe wasn’t so sure about that. Her pussy was being very specific about Lex. Maybe only sex with him would solve this.

I hate to admit it, but I think Lex is right. Chlex sex would be HIGHLY satisfying and enjoyable for Chloe and Lex (even if they are not ready to admit it right now), but it would do nothing to solve their problem of the non-stop chatter of their groins.

Heh. And I had to laugh about how damned enthusiastic lil’lex was now that his suggestions and demands were actually being seriously considered. I can imagine that enthusiasm being used for LOTS of pleasurable activities.


“Can I ask you if it’s,” and she found herself gesturing to his lap, “I’m sorry. Um, he’s being specific? Like is it just sex or is it sex with me that he won’t shut up about?

He wished she hadn’t asked that. He’d really rather not give in to his dick. Hell knew what it would demand next.

**Oh, I’m all about the specifics baby. I specifically want to fuck you until she’s screaming and you’re twitching and spasming around my length, milking me for all I’m worth.**

“It’s being too specific for my tastes,” Lex said with a sneer. “Let’s get out of here.”

This is good! This is definite progress. This is complete and total honesty with everything coming out into the open. Not only the fact that lil’lex and lil’chloe are non-stop screaming for each other, but also Lex and Chloe’s admission that they don’t really (consciously) agree with whatever their privates are telling them to do.

At least LEX has admitted that he doesn’t really want to fuck Chloe, no matter how much his dick is screaming for it. Chloe seems… a ‘little’ more open to the possibility.

I can’t wait to see how this plays out.


Lex got up and she followed suit. Then barreled into his back as he stopped dead in his tracks. She walked around him. “What is your…” she saw his gaze slide down her body.

She blushed. “Oh my god.” Chloe turned around and walked out of the Talon and towards her car. “Do not share information like that with him, you hear me?”

ROTFLMAO! Ooooh! Lex is having naughty, NAUGHTY thoughts about Chloe. Niiice! Best of all is the fact that he’s being so obvious about it. This experience has really shaken him up.


He shook off the images in his head, trying to concentrate on where the hell he’d parked his car. “And you can keep your inappropriate thoughts to yourself as well.”

**They’re so fucking prissy. I don’t get it. I want you, you want me. They totally want each other. What the hell is the hold up?**

Good question. But I’m remembering all the ‘reasonable’ arguments that Lex (undoubtedly inspired by that tyrant despot Brain) that Lex listed to Chloe. Number one being that sex is NOT going to solve their problem.

I’m still hoping for that full-body coup. Something like the one that took over Chloe in the woods when she jumped the officer who caught her.


“I am not going to fuck her. Get that through your head. We’ll figure out how to shut you up and that is all.”

LOL! Talk about famous last words. I cannot wait to see what happens next.

BlueSabby said all the pretty reviews they got inspired this quick and long chapter. Any chance of there being a repeat performance? Pretty please?

And how goes Arrangement?

…

What??!!! Nagging produced miracle results for lil’lex didn’t it?

[lollipop-chop]

Wow! What can I say other than I reeeeeeally like this fic! Maybe we will be as lucky as before and get an uber quick update? Eh? Eh? Please.......!

[lilinny]

Oh yes baby, use those cuffs on me and give me a cavity search. I’ve been a bad girl. Grrrawr.**

**What? I’m a dick, she’s a pussy, what else are we going to talk about?**


These lines had me falling out of my chair.

I have to say this is the most insane story you two have concocted yet. And I want more!!! I love it!!!

[malugargula]

It's so insane and soooooo funny
:)
I'm loving it... I just hope that my "stuff" doesn't start to talk after knowing that some stuffs do
LOL

[dayamiracle]

Wow, thats all i have to say wow, and please update, this story is so good.

[trixie mcbimbo]

Whoa. So at first I thought Lex's dick talking was hilarious . . . but Lex's dick and Chloe's pussy trying to conspire against them so they can do it? Priceless!

[TheDragonLady]

JEEZE! I totally love this... If my vagina could talk... LOL

TOTALLY awesome...

[jedi]

this's the most craziest and funniest thing i've ever read. The concept of very talkative that particular body parts is just hilarious. Your sense of humour still amaze me.

[somethingeasy]

Lex's dick and Chloe's pussy trying to conspire against them so they can do it? Priceless!

heh. Talk about matchmakers from hell. How the heck do you say 'I'm not interested' to a pair of concerned parties that KNOW if you're lying?

I also had a funny thought on how to traumatize Lex (more). I don't suppose there's any possibility of bringing in Lionel to the mansion? It would be VERY interesting to see Lex begging (BEGGING) his cock to shut up about whatever gossip it might be picking up from lil'lionel.

hmmm. This introduces a whole new train of thought. Does lil'lex feel any loyalty or family regard towards lil'lionel? I suppose there's probably some sense of family regard and commitment, even amongst body parts... Otherwise the thought of sister and brother parts talking to each other about 'getting it on together' regardless of blood relations...? Ewwwww! blech!

I apologize for putting squicky and distasteful thoughts into other reader's heads.

But anyhow, do lil'lex and lil'lionel have better a better 'father-son' relationship as compared to Lex and Lionel? Or is lil'lionel ALSO as evil and vicious as Lionel himself?

Please update soon. I'd love to see how Chloe and Lex manage to resolve their problem, AND whether they actually get desperate enough to agree to try the 'let's fuck to shut them up' idea. Write quickly!

[Shanna]

Oh and the fun just keeps coming. I love how they had to shout across the Talon at each other. And Lex's reaction to finding out Chloe was sans underwear? hehehehe

Ladies, keep up the great work. I love to laugh along with good smut.

[kimmie]

i love this so much. Really Really hilarious! I am drooling at the thought of the next update!!!

-K-

[meg20]

Absolutely amazing!

Like that Chloe is having the same problem now and hope their body parts can drove them to having sex!!!:D

[jedi]

I also had a funny thought on how to traumatize Lex (more). I don't suppose there's any possibility of bringing in Lionel to the mansion? It would be VERY interesting to see Lex begging (BEGGING) his cock to shut up about whatever gossip it might be picking up from lil'lionel.


ahahhaa. genius. I can totally see it:)


Or is lil'lionel ALSO as evil and vicious as Lionel himself?

and here, you made me think a very elegant and more classy lil'lionel talking unlike lil'lex and lil'chloe:)

[dayamiracle]

I love the idea of lil lional talking to lil Lex lol, that would be a converstation!!!! lol UPdate soon

[westwingwolf]

Somethingeasy, I like the way you think. We already have word that Lana's pussy (Dear God may I never have to write that again) speaks in Victorian English, so Blue and Sabby have opened up that door and I want to know how other character's private parts say. Plus, I would love to know Chloe's pussy's reaction to Lionel's penis whether for it or against it, what Lex thinks about her reaction, if she's for it than does he gets jealous, if Lionel's penis is thinking some naughty thoughts about Chloe (you know it would be) then does Lex get outraged? Better if he gets outraged at a point where he cannot legitimately give a reason to be outraged. All kinds of ways to go and I want to see what you guys do. Of course, if you choose to ignore all of this and just stick to some smut, I won't be offended by that at all.

[skauble]

God this story is killing me.

I love the fact that Chloe's in the same boat as Lex now, and I'm so happy that they both know. I can't wait to see how long they can hold out against their respective naughty parts.

I also agree that Lionel would be a wonderful addition to the mix here. But, if it's at all possible, I'd really love to see what Clark's dick had to say. After all, it's not even human. Does it do anything differently? Does it speak in Kryptonian? Maybe it does and so it can't understand all of the other genitals who try to tell him that Lana's pussy (and I have to agree with westwingwolf that that is a painful thing to write) is a cold and unfriendly place.

Just please, please, *please* don't bring in Martha. Lord knows I love her, but I don't think I could handle that. lol

~Sarah~

[westwingwolf]

I also agree that Lionel would be a wonderful addition to the mix here. But, if it's at all possible, I'd really love to see what Clark's dick had to say. After all, it's not even human. Does it do anything differently? Does it speak in Kryptonian? Maybe it does and so it can't understand all of the other genitals who try to tell him that Lana's pussy (and I have to agree with westwingwolf that that is a painful thing to write) is a cold and unfriendly place.

Yes! I forgot to mention Clark, I would love to know if Lex's dick was aware that Clark is different long before Lex did, and if it perhaps knows why. Maybe just the fact that it doesn't speak at all triggers that Clark is different.

[somethingeasy]

Somethingeasy, I like the way you think. We already have word that Lana's pussy (Dear God may I never have to write that again) speaks in Victorian English, so Blue and Sabby have opened up that door and I want to know how other character's private parts say. Plus, I would love to know Chloe's pussy's reaction to Lionel's penis whether for it or against it, what Lex thinks about her reaction, if she's for it than does he gets jealous, if Lionel's penis is thinking some naughty thoughts about Chloe (you know it would be) then does Lex get outraged? Better if he gets outraged at a point where he cannot legitimately give a reason to be outraged.

ROTFLOL! I was only considering the relationship between lil'lex and lil'lionel. I CANNOT believe I didn't think about all the possible ways Chloe and Lionel's private parts could interact.

I completely agree with westwingwolf. It's VERY likely that lil'lionel would be seriously attracted to lil'chloe (what cock wouldn't be attracted?). The only question is how does Chloe's vagina react to any suggestions, innuendos and flirtation that Lionel's cock might be throwing her way?

I think it's possible that lil'chloe might actually respond positively. We've gotten the indication that it is seriously into hard, furious and kinky. Lionel practically oozes kink.

heh. And besides seeing Lex (and even lil'lex) getting all hot, bothered and jealous about lil'lionel's attentions towards lil'chloe. It would also be immensely fun to see Chloe responding in a absolute horror to hearing her own vagina flirting outrageously with Lionel's dick.


I also agree that Lionel would be a wonderful addition to the mix here. But, if it's at all possible, I'd really love to see what Clark's dick had to say. After all, it's not even human. Does it do anything differently? Does it speak in Kryptonian? Maybe it does and so it can't understand all of the other genitals who try to tell him that Lana's pussy (and I have to agree with westwingwolf that that is a painful thing to write) is a cold and unfriendly place.

Just please, please, *please* don't bring in Martha. Lord knows I love her, but I don't think I could handle that. lol

LOL! Skauble raises an EXCELLENT point over here. It IS possible that lil'clark might also be 'a little different' in some indefinable way. And westwingwolf ALSO raises an excellent point that it is possible that lil'lex and lil'chloe (possible EVERY single body part in Smallville) knows exactly what is so damned different about Clark Kent.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to hear lil'lex also complaining about how secretive lil'clark about its 'differences' from the rest of the dicks in Smallville.

I look forward to future updates. This fic has immense potential for mischief and absurdity, and I cannot wait to see what height BlueSabby take their enthralled audience to. Please update soon.

[hfce]

There is only one word for this fic PRICELESS!! I love the talking Penis and Vagina. That was just to much. But what got me peeing in my pants was this quote:


“Shut up, shut up, shut up,” Chloe muttered.
She hadn’t worn underwear today because if she had, she was going to be forced to listen to her pussy sing Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ all day. Her pussy informed her that underwear was stifling.:rofl: That was just to much. Bravo girls, bravo! :clapclap:

[Shanna]

[quote=skauble;213519]I also agree that Lionel would be a wonderful addition to the mix here. But, if it's at all possible, I'd really love to see what Clark's dick had to say. After all, it's not even human. Does it do anything differently? Does it speak in Kryptonian? Maybe it does and so it can't understand all of the other genitals who try to tell him that Lana's pussy (and I have to agree with westwingwolf that that is a painful thing to write) is a cold and unfriendly place.
[quote]

Hmm, maybe that's why Clark has always been so interested in Lana and he didn't even know it. A cold and unfriendly place? Wasn't Krypton an ice planet? Maybe "Big El" would feel right at home.

Sorry. Just had to throw that out there...and while I'm at it beg for more of this hysterical fic.

[sarahnicole]

Hmm, maybe that's why Clark has always been so interested in Lana and he didn't even know it. A cold and unfriendly place? Wasn't Krypton an ice planet? Maybe "Big El" would feel right at home.

Hee. Lana's vagina is an empty ice planet. Clark probably would feel right at home. Anyways, this fic is ridiculous and I absolutely love it! I really hope y'all write more soon...it has me cackling loud enough for my roommate to hear while she's drying her hair. :) I think my favorite line so far was the "blow a load in your pants" bit--damn that was hilarious. So, I'l repeat, please post more soon!

[deia]

gosh! congratulations on the new chapter! only the two of you could create a fic that could inspire reviews just as thorough and interesting as the fanfiction itself ! It's like that with Arrengement as well, I think I spend more time reading other readers' opinions thatn the actual story:D Anyways loved it a I mentioned before though Chloe's "ardor" was somewhat unexpected she always seems so level-minded on the show...oh well I guess so many years of repression could only end up in a rebellion of "Spartacus" proportions. And altough I think it'd be funny to know what Lionel's "snake" thinks of Chloe pleaaaase don't tell us his impressions on Lex, I know prissy me but it's jsut icky:P
tHAT have been said I'm eagerly awaiting a new update and you'll be happy to know that my whole body is in agreement LOL

[buffiy18]

This is INSANE! Completly and absolutly insane. And the best part is we are all loving it. Just the idea... it's hillarious and well worth a laugh. but then you ladies put your spin on it and it's HOT... CALIENTE! Dios Mio.

I love how you put Chloe in the same boat as Lex... it could not happen to a better set of people. I am looking forward to the "talk"... pleaes don't make us wait too long. :wub:

[Alizaleven]

Oh wow.. I haven't been able to read all of this yes but LOL.... it is sooo funny! I can't wait to read more :D

[FroggyJump]

I'm sure someone may have pointed this out already but as soon as I got into this fic I couldn't help but remember a movie I had watch with a talking dick but it was homicidal I cracked up then when I watched it and I cracked up when I got to the end of this so far.

The dialogue between lex and Chloe's privates is hilarious I cannot contain myself.

You two have really hit a good one. I look forward to seeing this one around

[zho9]

Oh.My.Frakking.God!
This is brilliant!

[teejei]

Can't string together the right words for proper feedback. But DAMN!

Lana's pussy?? "prithee"?!! :rofl:

keep it coming ladies. :blinkkiss

[BlueSabby]

A/N: Blue: First of all, you're all wonderfully crazy and I love reading the feedback. Secondly, it will only be Chloe and Lex who's you know what's are talking. Bringing in any other character.....I can't even imagine it. So enjoy the next installment!

A/N: Sabby: I have to second Blue's opinion. So if you want to hear anyone else's cock or pussy? Make up your own dialog and post it on the forums so we can read it *G*
Loving all the wonderful feedback and enjoy!


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“And then I heard someone talking to me, just after I’d pulled out of her. At first I thought someone else was in the room, but turns out…” He pointed to his dick.

Lex had tried getting through the story of when his cock had developed the ability to drive him insane while said cock kept up his own dialogue, which had been highly irritating and made it all that harder to concentrate.

**….dee blah dee blah dee blah…Oh are we done? Finally! Can we fuck now? I’m still hard! You want her. Come on. I’ll cut you a deal. We fuck her, good and hard and I’ll shut up for….one hour. How’s that?**

Lex massaged his temples, slowly but surely reaching the end of his patience. They’d not exactly gotten anywhere yet. All they had established was that they both heard their privates talking, but only their own, not each other’s or anyone else’s, and that Lex’s had started talking three days ago, while hers had only struck up conversation last night, shortly before her fuck with the police man.

“This is driving me insane. It’s fucking trying to strike deals with me now.”

Chloe looked down and glared. But not at Lex’s genitalia. At her own. Hers had started doing that as soon as they were in the car. “Stop giving him ideas.”

**Well, he’s being dumb about it. I said I’d shut up for the rest of the night. He only offered one hour. Try the rest of the night, I think she’s considering it. He’s still hard by the way, that can’t be good for him**

Chloe tried to think of where they had both picked this thing up. The green mist immediately came back to her. “Wait, before you fucked what’s her name, were you driving on the Interstate?” She could feel that feeling again. The one she got when she thought she’d figured something out.

**This is boring. Use your mouth for something else**

**Oh god, yes, please. Can you make her do that? Just imagine, Lex, that pretty red mouth wrapped around me. And she’s got experience, she’s sucked cock long, hard and good. Please, I want in there. Oh don’t worry darling, I want you more, but I’ll take anything I can get. It’d be only for starters anyway. To get the pressure off and of course he’ll return the favor. He’s good at it. Makes the ladies scream and me twitch.**

Lex went from rubbing his temples to pinching the bridge of his nose. At this point, he could hardly think straight, trying to work around the never ending prattle coming from his dick and the arousal that just wouldn’t go away.

He tried to remember who the date had been and how he’d gotten there. It had been in Metropolis, so yes, he would have had to take the interstate. “Yea, why?”

**Who cares why? Why is such a useless question. Why don’t you ask ‘Where’ or ‘How’ that’s much more fun. And hey, the answers are easy too. Where? In her mouth, her pussy, her ass. And any place she likes. How? Long and hard and fast and deep and until both of you collapse because you can’t move. That’s where the fun is!**

The fact that she was incredibly uncomfortable just made the conversation all the more unbearable. However, she could see that Lex was suffering even more. She wondered how long he’d been in his state of arousal.

**Hours, honey. Maybe you should ask him if he needs any help with that. Yes! Just like that**

God, she was starting to lose her mind. She’d just thought about blowing Lex so he wouldn’t be so tense and uncomfortable. They’d need their brains to sort this one out.

**He’ll go down on you afterwards. You really like that. Remember the last time that happened? That’s right, with that girl whose name you didn’t know at that party. I wonder if he’s better than her. You can find out**

She had to think about what Lex had asked her. “I think I know where we got this from. A girl fell down a mineshaft. They said that she was out there doing some sort of experiment with, guess what, meteor rocks. It’s got to be why we’re like this.”

“I went there and threw a rock down the shaft..”

**Shaft, god, you’re such a tease**

“And this green gas floated up. I inhaled it.” She thought about the time table Lex had set up for her. “I think you might have been driving by when she actually died.”

Then she tried to think about how to counteract what had happened. She came up with nothing. Except…

“If that was it,” she said, her heart sinking, “I think we may just have to wait this out.” Perhaps the gas had to dissipate in your blood stream before its affects wore off.

Lex couldn’t keep the shock from his face. “Wait it out?” He couldn’t wait this out. How long would it take before the gas was out of his blood stream? If it was the gas. Which probably it was. It had been days already.

“Oh god.”

**Well, if there’s nothing you can do, you can always fuck. Come on! Haven’t you been in denial long enough? We all know that we wanna fuck. She wants you. Trust me. She wants to suck me hard and she wants you to fuck her pussy. And her ass. She’s a back door virgin. You’d be her first. You can’t tell me that doesn’t turn you on.**

His dick twitched and Lex bit down hard on the inside of his cheek. **See, I told you. She’s all wet for you, waiting. Her pussy is begging to be fucked….You know you are baby and I told you I’m dying to fuck you too.**

“I can’t just wait this out,” he croaked. His cock was wreaking havoc on his system. It was worse than usual. He’d been hard around Chloe Sullivan before, but never like this. The running commentary and lewd suggestions were just too much to ignore. “If the damn thing doesn’t shut up, it’s going to seriously incapacitate me.”

She actually felt bad for Lex. She wondered just how bad it was for men. “You could always get another prostitute,” she offered helpfully. “That should shut him up for a little while.”

Lex shook his head and braced one of his hands on the desk as he bent over a little. She could hear him muttering things under his breath.

**I know, I know. I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do if she won’t help out. How about just a handjob, eh? That wouldn’t hurt anyone, would it? You’ve done it before with guys you didn’t even really like. Oh, he likes that idea. Just do it**

“Stop trying to sell me shoes.”

**The whore won’t work. They both want us. God, just be his whore. You know you want to. Let him do everything and anything you’ve always fantasized about. You’ve got the perfect excuse, blame the gas. You can say all of those dirty things and he’ll say them back. Oh, good**

Chloe had taken a step towards Lex. She laid her hand on his arm. “Are you ok?”

**Yes, touch, we’ve got touch. See she wants it, take her. We need it. Just move that hand. I want it on me, around me.**

“I can’t…” Lex nearly choked on the words, trying to force them out, “You have to…”

**Touch me** Get away before I take you. **let me fuck you**

“God” **YESSS!**

Her hand was pressing against his cock through the layer of his pants and it was the best fucking feeling ever and if she stopped now he was possibly going to pass out. “Don’t…”

Confusion reigned supreme. Lex sounded close to like he was in agony. She thought that relieving some of the tension would help him. But he was saying no…she thought.

She started to take her hand away.

**NO!!**

Her hand stilled.

**He doesn’t want you to stop. He needs it**
She placed her hand back where it was. “Don’t stop?”

Lex nodded furiously.

“I won’t, don’t worry. Just lean back on the desk.” Chloe found herself panting now and her pussy was telling her to make sure she made it very good.

**Then he’ll return the favor. I’m thinking with his mouth. Yes, then you’ll get your turn. And then her ass. Yes, I promise. You’ve got lube stashed somewhere, right? Ok, good. I want to make sure she doesn’t get hurt. Oh. Fuck. Wetter**

It was true. Chloe had gotten more turned on as her hands worked their way into his pants. They, along with his boxers, were quickly shucked to the floor and then she took his cock in both of her hands, feeling the hot, hard flesh.

**He’s nice and thick. I knew it. Please let him in me**

Chloe ignored the voice and focused on Lex. Small groans were being drawn out of his parted lips as one hand encircled the base of his cock and the other ran over his shaft.

“Oh fuck!” The relief was so enormous he couldn’t think clearly.

**Yes, that’s it. She’s got a good grip. So good mmm. Yea baby, just like that.**

Lex groaned. “Focus on the head, make it shut up please!” He’d never meant the word please like he did in that moment.

Pleasure was running through him like electricity and he was so close to coming already it was ridiculous.

**Oh, oh yes, ohhmph*

He swung his arm out to catch her around the back of the neck and pulled her into a kiss before he could think better of it. His tongue breached her lips and went exploring inside her mouth as he thrust into her hands, forgetting about everything else as the pleasure raced through him.

Lex kept kissing her even as his orgasm hit and spurted in sticky ropes between their bodies. He didn’t even care that it happened so damn fast, or that it made a mess of both of them. His dick was shutting up for a moment and the crippling arousal had finally let up. “Thank you,” he panted out as he pulled back from the kiss.

Chloe blinked up at him. She’d never thought that Lex could lose control so completely over himself.

**And all because of you**

That had sounded dangerously close to a purr.

The kiss was another surprising thing. She’d been so stunned that she’d opened her mouth to it without a second thought. After a moment, she’d been able to kiss him back, all the while remembering to work on his cock. Especially the head of it.

His hot come was coating her forearm, she’d been wearing a short sleeved shirt, so she needed to find a bathroom in order to clean up before they got any further on their problem.

**WHAT!! He’s got to give us something! Are you crazy!**

Chloe shook her head. “Was only to help him,” she whispered. It wasn’t a game of quid pro quo.

His arm was still wrapped around her back. She gently let go of his cock and said, “Bathroom?”

“Yea,” Lex nodded slowly, for a moment just basking in the silence. “I’ll show you where.”

Standing up, he finally realized that his arm was still awkwardly around her waist. Lex let it fall to his side. He opened his mouth to apologize but didn’t get as far as that.

**Hey, you gotta reciprocate, man. I’m not the only one here who has needs. And she’ll not be pleased if you leave her high and dry…well high and wet now.**

Lex closed his eyes and clenched his jaw. It had been too good to be true. “Guess who’s back.”

And the worst thing was, from this point on he had less than 15 minutes before things could be right back to where they’d started.

His dick had a point though. He should at least fucking apologize for his immature behavior.

**What’s an apology gonna do for her pussy? Give as good as you got, that’ll make her happy and you don’t have to feel bad. You know you want to, and she’s begging for it.**

“I’m sorry I couldn’t...” **Fuck you like I wanted to**. “Control myself, I should’ve…” **taken you over my desk good and proper** “Warned you before it was too late.” **Spoilsport. Hmph**

“It’s ok,” she said, trying to hold her arm in a way that wouldn’t get them both messier. If this whole thing wasn’t so odd, she’d ask him if she could shower. It would serve a dual purpose.

**I’m DYING over here. Can’t you convince him to go for it for the love of all that is good and holy? I can’t take this anymore.”

Chloe could feel the continual throb between her legs intensify as she thought about how Lex would go about taking care of her needs.

“You need to be able to think. But,” her eyes briefly went below where his belt used to be, “he’s talking already? Didn’t he get part of what he wanted?”

**Parts, schmarts. I want the whole damn package! A handjob is nice but…what was that? Uh oh. Lex? Lex if you like that woman just a tiny little bit you’re going to stop pansyassing around right now and give her an orgasm. Her pussy is DYING! Her words, not mine, do something already!**

Lex winced. “I never thought I’d hate my over active libido.” He looked calculatingly at Chloe as they stepped into the bright light of the bathroom. She looked a little shaky on her legs. “Are you okay?”

It was the only thing he could think to ask without saying ‘Because my dick just told me your pussy is dying for it’.

He opened the tap and reached for a towel to clean himself up with. The pants were a loss, so he’d have to change. Lex had to lean over Chloe to get at the hamper, his chest brushed up against her back as he threw the towel in.

**TELL HIM! He’ll do something. He WANTS to do something, he NEEDS to do something to make it even. I’ll be good if you let him do something.**

“For how long?” A bolt, an actual fucking bolt, of desire had traveled down her spine when Lex had touched her again. No, she wasn’t ok. But maybe she could get more than an orgasm out of this.

There was silence, which surprised Chloe. Maybe it was finally….

**An hour**

Chloe shook her head. “Not enough.”

**No deal. You’re not going to last. If he touches you a few more times….. Tell him she feels sick and doesn’t want him to know. Have him touch her**

“NO,” Chloe yelled.

Lex didn’t know which one to listen to. His dick and his eyes, who both told him she was actually sick and shaking with arousal, or Chloe’s resounding ‘No’.

“Chloe,” he said carefully, placing a hand just on top of her shoulder blade.

**The stupid girl is going to kill herself, and my favorite pussy, if she keeps doing that. Do something!**

His hand slowly rubbed down her back, still not sure if he should listen to his dick or Chloe’s refusal. “Tell me to stop.”

Her eyes scrunched closed and she didn’t know what to do. It felt good to have Lex touch her.

**So good**

“Shut up you fucking cunt.” This was all her fault. Chloe never would have been in this predicament if the damn thing hadn’t started talking.

She needed something else to focus on. Not caring how rude it was, she grabbed a towel off of the rack and cleaned up her arm and the front of her body. Lex’s hand was still on her back, running over her in a steady rhythm.

After the towel was thrown in the hamper Chloe realized that putting off her problem wasn’t going to solve it. It wasn’t going to be solved unless…

“I need to get off.”

Lex nodded and moved his hand lower, to the waistband of her skirt. “Let me help you?”

The offer seemed only fair, considering what she’d just done for him. Her hands were already fumbling with the button at the back of it getting nowhere in her frustration to get it off, fast.

“Shh, it’s okay, relax.”

**Yes, now we’re getting somewhere. I started to think the girl would sooner pass out than admit that she needs us bad. Go, do something, ohh I can feel that itch, just tide her over, I’ll be up soon enough to give her what she really needs.**

“Shut up, dick.”

He snapped the button off then pushed the skirt down until it fell to pool around her legs. She was soaking wet and swollen as his fingers slipped through the folds of her pussy. Lex moved his free arm around her to hold her steady as her knees actually buckled from the contact. He couldn’t blame her. Just a few minutes ago, he wouldn’t have been able to stand on his own two feet if his life had depended on it.

Lex sank two fingers inside her and felt the muscles of her pussy clamp down around them tightly.

**Yeah, she’s gonna be so good. You’re imagining it, I know you are. It’s gonna feel so sweet to have her snug around you, I’ll love being inside her. She’ll love having me inside her. Mmmm, I’m starting to get up just thinking about it.**

Lex shook his head and forced himself to concentrate, pumping his fingers in and out slowly before pulling out to circle around the tiny bud of her clit.

Chloe’s head fell forward and she grabbed at his shoulders. *OH THANK GOD. Yes, yes, yes, thank you. So good. God, can’t wait for his cock. Please let us have it**

She levered her hips down viciously and moved her legs further apart. She felt like she needed more than he was giving her.

Chloe could hear herself grunting in tandem with her hips. “Harder. Need to come, Lex.” Three fingers plunged into her and she felt his thumb on her clit. It didn’t take much before she came. It washed over her like a tidal wave.

She was still shaking as her pussy continued to flutter over his digits. The orgasm had been very good. But she still wasn’t satisfied. After the worst of the shaking stopped, Lex’s fingers retreated from her body.

**He’s hard again. We could fuck him. Let us have him. At least me. You don’t have to give him your ass. Just me. Please**

Chloe moved some hair out of her eyes and did, indeed, see that Lex was hard again. She moved away from him. He stood up.

Chloe’s head fell forward and she grabbed at his shoulders. *OH THANK GOD. Yes, yes, yes, thank you. So good. God, can’t wait for his cock. Please let us have it**

Her ass came in contact with the edge of the counter. She took off her shirt and bra and hopped up on it. She’d had sex on top of a police cruiser less than 24 hours ago. In for a penny, in for a pound.

**God, yes. She’s going to let us fuck, baby**

Lex was watching her closely. “Let’s give them what they want. Fuck me.” She spread her legs a little as she tried to get comfortable on the cool counter top.

[westwingwolf]

I didn't actually need to hear any other genitals, just thought that maybe if others were around saying things that Lex and Chloe's parts could relay this information to them, but I'm okay with it not happening. That just means more fun for Lex and Chloe.

I actually felt sorry for Lex and Chloe and how much the arousal was getting to them to the point of hurting. But I did love all the comments especially when both voiced that Lex should reciprocate.


“Let’s give them what they want. Fuck me.”

Is the 'them' the privates, us readers, or both? I can't wait to find out how cooperative the parts are after they get what they want.

[slayer44]

AH..GAWD...NO!!!!!!! Why stop there, that's just killing me!!! It was soooooo close!!!!!!!!

[Kit Merlot]

Oh man, this story just keeps getting better and better!

Chloe and Lex are in absolute agony--they should just turn off their brains, and give into their baser instincts:D

But I wonder, what will stop them from hearing their private parts talking to them?

I'm almost afraid to find out!

[kimmie]

Wow, Wow, Wow!!! I mean Wow, Please let Lex nd Chloe give in that is gonna be explosive!!!

-K-

[toryjhay]

is it weird that i'm reminded by LOTR when i read this?? oh well! i feel like it's christmas or something, first buyouts, then unexpected and finally this! just amazing as always. and they're finally getting some, denial didn't last long. this is both hilarious and hot!!! lex losing control is always amazing!

[xxasaxx]

:drool2::drool2::drool2::drool2:

[malugargula]

Yesssss finally they'll give their things what they want
Man I'm dying to see next chapter
:D

[hfce]

I am going to go now and have a cigarette and change my underwear. :smoke: DAMN THAT WAS F'ING HOT!!! :hankpank:

[sexi_angel_babee]

Aaaaaaaaaaah Finally!!!!!

[dayamiracle]

YAY Finally!!!!!

Ok its only been like two chapters but still i can see their suffering. Update soon!!!


dayamiracle

[Esther25jm]

Oh. my. freaking. GAH!!!!!! Don't stop there, please!!!

[sarahnicole]

I also liked the play on "let's give them what they want"! :) That was super hot, especially without any actual intercourse, so I can't wait to see what y'all have up your sleeves.

[somethingeasy]

A/N: Blue: First of all, you're all wonderfully crazy and I love reading the feedback. Secondly, it will only be Chloe and Lex who's you know what's are talking. Bringing in any other character.....I can't even imagine it. So enjoy the next installment!


I didn't actually need to hear any other genitals, just thought that maybe if others were around saying things that Lex and Chloe's parts could relay this information to them, but I'm okay with it not happening. That just means more fun for Lex and Chloe.

I’m with westwingwolf over here. I had gotten rather excited about the possibility of seeing lil’chloe and lil’lex’s ‘reactions’ to lil’lionel. I wasn’t actually expecting to start hearing Lionel’s dick, just getting his side of the conversation via lil’chloe and lil’lex’s gossipy chattering.

But if it’s not going to fit into the story line… *sigh*


“This is driving me insane. It’s fucking trying to strike deals with me now.”

Chloe looked down and glared. But not at Lex’s genitalia. At her own. Hers had started doing that as soon as they were in the car. “Stop giving him ideas.”

**Well, he’s being dumb about it. I said I’d shut up for the rest of the night. He only offered one hour. Try the rest of the night, I think she’s considering it. He’s still hard by the way, that can’t be good for him**

ROTFLMAO over how the genitals are openly conspiring against their owners. They are not even bothering to be sneaky about it. But the strategy of ‘keep nagging until they give in’ seems to be working.

Come to think of it. Isn’t that exactly what sexual urges really are? Just a direct, nagging, ‘GIMME what I want, and I’ll go away’? LOL!


She had to think about what Lex had asked her. “I think I know where we got this from. A girl fell down a mineshaft. They said that she was out there doing some sort of experiment with, guess what, meteor rocks. It’s got to be why we’re like this.”

“I went there and threw a rock down the shaft..”

**Shaft, god, you’re such a tease**

“And this green gas floated up. I inhaled it.” She thought about the time table Lex had set up for her. “I think you might have been driving by when she actually died.”

Excellent! It’s good to see that ONE of them can still keep her wits and focus despite the incessant shouting and distractions being offered up by the nether regions. Poor Lex is truly too gone to be able to think straight. I could see how much his brain was hurting when he was trying SO hard to remember whether he had been on the Interstate the previous couple of days.

At least now they have figured out the cause of their problem. This is good! This is progress!


Then she tried to think about how to counteract what had happened. She came up with nothing. Except…

“If that was it,” she said, her heart sinking, “I think we may just have to wait this out.” Perhaps the gas had to dissipate in your blood stream before its affects wore off.

Lex couldn’t keep the shock from his face. “Wait it out?” He couldn’t wait this out. How long would it take before the gas was out of his blood stream? If it was the gas. Which probably it was. It had been days already.

“Oh god.”

uh oh! I guess the progress has come to a screeching halt now. Figuring out the cause only helped make things worse. Poor Chlex couple.

Especially poor Lex, the poor man has reached nearly the end of his rope over here. Just a few hours more of this form of nagging, and he WILL cut off his own cock for the sake of his sanity.


“I can’t just wait this out,” he croaked. His cock was wreaking havoc on his system. It was worse than usual. He’d been hard around Chloe Sullivan before, but never like this. The running commentary and lewd suggestions were just too much to ignore. “If the damn thing doesn’t shut up, it’s going to seriously incapacitate me.”

I can really feel Lex’s pain over here. He’s getting desperate to the point of pleading. Can’t he figure out some ‘other’ way of killing the erection? Perhaps start focusing on some boring business contracts? Or if that doesn’t work… he can always start picturing Clark and Lionel naked together? Guaranteed to kill ANY form of arousal! ;)


**The whore won’t work. They both want us. God, just be his whore. You know you want to. Let him do everything and anything you’ve always fantasized about. You’ve got the perfect excuse, blame the gas. You can say all of those dirty things and he’ll say them back. Oh, good**

hmmm. The pussy is actually making sense. Both Lex and Chloe are used to people acting out of character while under the influence of green rocks, so this offers the perfect opportunity for Chloe to enact EVERY single sick, kinky fantasy she’s ever had, and do it without fear of judgement.

Lil’chloe is actually a BETTER negotiator than lil’lex. How about that, who would have thought it so.


**Then he’ll return the favor. I’m thinking with his mouth. Yes, then you’ll get your turn. And then her ass. Yes, I promise. You’ve got lube stashed somewhere, right? Ok, good. I want to make sure she doesn’t get hurt. Oh. Fuck. Wetter**

It was true. Chloe had gotten more turned on as her hands worked their way into his pants. They, along with his boxers, were quickly shucked to the floor and then she took his cock in both of her hands, feeling the hot, hard flesh.

mmmm. lil’chloe is VERY persuasive. All that nasty dirty talk was even turning ME on. I cannot imagine how bad it must have gotten for Chloe, who was exposed to this kind of persuasion over a period of SEVERAL hours.

And poor Lex has had to deal with this for DAYS? No wonder the poor man is in such incapacitated pain!


Lex groaned. “Focus on the head, make it shut up please!” He’d never meant the word please like he did in that moment.

ROTFLOL!


He swung his arm out to catch her around the back of the neck and pulled her into a kiss before he could think better of it. His tongue breached her lips and went exploring inside her mouth as he thrust into her hands, forgetting about everything else as the pleasure raced through him.

Lex kept kissing her even as his orgasm hit and spurted in sticky ropes between their bodies. He didn’t even care that it happened so damn fast, or that it made a mess of both of them. His dick was shutting up for a moment and the crippling arousal had finally let up. “Thank you,” he panted out as he pulled back from the kiss.

Oh MY! The kiss was unexpected. It turned this scene from good, hard but largely impersonal sexual release to something a little more emotional… romantic even. Niiice!!!

I wonder which part of Lex inspired him to kiss the girl…? Is he already getting emotionally involved and feeling the urge to feel intimate and connected with Chloe? I would have thought it was a little early (and the situation too weird and desperate) to encourage romance… yet, here we are.


Chloe blinked up at him. She’d never thought that Lex could lose control so completely over himself.

**And all because of you**

That had sounded dangerously close to a purr.

Lil’chloe is DANGEROUS! The pussy is appealing to Chloe’s ego as well as her sex drive now. And I can understand how the knowledge of driving Lex to the edge and back again can be so… intoxicating!


**Hey, you gotta reciprocate, man. I’m not the only one here who has needs. And she’ll not be pleased if you leave her high and dry…well high and wet now.**

LOL! It seems like the dick has ‘some’ gentlemanly impulses after all. ROTFLOL!


Lex closed his eyes and clenched his jaw. It had been too good to be true. “Guess who’s back.”

And the worst thing was, from this point on he had less than 15 minutes before things could be right back to where they’d started.

Oh NO! Poor Lex! What’s the point of even indulging in the demands of the cock if it doesn’t have a long term affect? Cutting it off sounds like a good idea after all.


**Parts, schmarts. I want the whole damn package! A handjob is nice but…what was that? Uh oh. Lex? Lex if you like that woman just a tiny little bit you’re going to stop pansyassing around right now and give her an orgasm. Her pussy is DYING! Her words, not mine, do something already!**

huh! Well, this would explain why the cock has not SHUT UP, even after getting this bit of satisfaction. It really IS a lil’lex with it’s ‘all or nothing’ stance to negotiating and dealing.

But I really think Lex should try for a deal better than getting it to shut up for one solitary hour after he finally surrenders. Chloe managed to get the promise of a full day of silence, Lex should try for the same deal. Otherwise, he’s going to end up committed at Belle Reeve before the sun shines tomorrow.


“For how long?” A bolt, an actual fucking bolt, of desire had traveled down her spine when Lex had touched her again. No, she wasn’t ok. But maybe she could get more than an orgasm out of this.

There was silence, which surprised Chloe. Maybe it was finally….

**An hour**

Chloe shook her head. “Not enough.”

Heh. Chloe’s quite a little tough negotiator too. She’s cutting better deals with her genitals as compared to Lex’s negotiations with HIS dick.


**No deal. You’re not going to last. If he touches you a few more times….. Tell him she feels sick and doesn’t want him to know. Have him touch her**

“NO,” Chloe yelled.

Lex didn’t know which one to listen to. His dick and his eyes, who both told him she was actually sick and shaking with arousal, or Chloe’s resounding ‘No’.

LOL about how Chloe and Lex’s genitals are now resorting to being sneaky and manipulative instead of just settling for nagging and dealing. Scary!


**So good**

“Shut up you fucking cunt.” This was all her fault. Chloe never would have been in this predicament if the damn thing hadn’t started talking.

ROTFLOL! Such vulgar language, but it’s only the truth. LOL!


“I need to get off.”

Lex nodded and moved his hand lower, to the waistband of her skirt. “Let me help you?”

The offer seemed only fair, considering what she’d just done for him. Her hands were already fumbling with the button at the back of it getting nowhere in her frustration to get it off, fast.

“Shh, it’s okay, relax.”

Despite how weird and desperate the situation is. Lex is going about this in a really sweet and considerate manner. Actually, Chloe was also very gentle and accommodating when dealing with Lex’s desperation. Perhaps this has the potential to turn into a sweet romance after all. Goody!


Lex sank two fingers inside her and felt the muscles of her pussy clamp down around them tightly.

**Yeah, she’s gonna be so good. You’re imagining it, I know you are. It’s gonna feel so sweet to have her snug around you, I’ll love being inside her. She’ll love having me inside her. Mmmm, I’m starting to get up just thinking about it.**

Lex shook his head and forced himself to concentrate, pumping his fingers in and out slowly before pulling out to circle around the tiny bud of her clit.

Quite hot, but the chattering of the dick and the pussy is getting seriously annoying. Can’t that stupid cock shut up when Lex needs to focus and concentrate on more important things?!

Heh. Apparently not.


Chloe’s head fell forward and she grabbed at his shoulders. *OH THANK GOD. Yes, yes, yes, thank you. So good. God, can’t wait for his cock. Please let us have it**

She levered her hips down viciously and moved her legs further apart. She felt like she needed more than he was giving her.

Chloe could hear herself grunting in tandem with her hips. “Harder. Need to come, Lex.” Three fingers plunged into her and she felt his thumb on her clit. It didn’t take much before she came. It washed over her like a tidal wave.

She was still shaking as her pussy continued to flutter over his digits. The orgasm had been very good. But she still wasn’t satisfied. After the worst of the shaking stopped, Lex’s fingers retreated from her body.

**He’s hard again. We could fuck him. Let us have him. At least me. You don’t have to give him your ass. Just me. Please**

ahhhh. Nice, sweet and hot. Very good smut, considering that it was ‘only’ a hand-job. I can’t wait to see how hot, fast and furious it gets when Lex and Chloe finally decide to go at it with all barriers and inhibitions down.

But WHAT is the pussy doing talking again? Wasn’t there a deal of silence for one hour??!! There WAS a deal, and the lying, scheming pussy is NOT honouring it!!!


Her ass came in contact with the edge of the counter. She took off her shirt and bra and hopped up on it. She’d had sex on top of a police cruiser less than 24 hours ago. In for a penny, in for a pound.

**God, yes. She’s going to let us fuck, baby**

Lex was watching her closely. “Let’s give them what they want. Fuck me.” She spread her legs a little as she tried to get comfortable on the cool counter top.

Heh. Sounds good in theory. Except that I don’t believe lil’chloe and lil’lex have ANY intention of honouring the deals they have respectively made. And even if they do, Lex has to hold out for something a ‘little’ better than his dick promising to stay quiet for a single hour… How about trying for the full day of silence, like the deal Chloe wrangled from HER pussy?

I look forward to the next update. I get the feeling it’s going to be hot/ter, and I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

And… ahem, how goes Arrangement? I’d LOVE to see development on that relationship. Not to mention seeing more ineractions between all the other doms, dommes and subs that have been introduced so far.

Please update soon.

[alexiel]

It's hot and funny, but why did you stop here !

[SianUrsula]

ha ha fabulous! I just love love love this concept! Cannot WAIT for more!!!

[zho9]

I've never read anything so hysterical and hot at the same time.

[starmoon]

very sexy and funny please update soon i can't wait for more.

[jedi]

FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!!
i bow before you, ladies..
i wonder what would have said my pussy if that particular thing had happened to me. i'm quite sure that she also drools after Lex.

[FroggyJump]

At the end of that chap it was like a huge sight of relief erupted from the readers, although who could blame us with that running commentary from those below.

Such cruel buggers they are. Although it was a completely different situation I could help but remember the Look Who's Talking sperm journey after this part.

Fabbo ladies look can't wait for more

[Lily]

Lol, this fic is hilarious. I nice counter-balance to The Arrangement. As usual, this is turning out to be another fantastic colaboration. Keep up the great work!

[marcela]

love it! can't stop laughing at this

[ha[ppygirl2]

concept of this story so far is great, i mean chloe and lex body having having
conversation, they would finally be able to have some fun.
Don't stop, more update.

[TheDragonLady]

Only ya'll could make an intellectually stimulating smut-fic about cocks and va-jay-jays talking.

BRILLIANT!

[welshy]

I've been reading this story, but yet to leave a review. This is just too fantastic, the poor things I would say I feel bad for them but I don't lol Lil Lex and LilChloe are too funny for me to lol Can't wait to find out what happens next.

[lilinny]

Can't wait until they really get into it!!!! Fantastic chapter!!!

[meg20]

Finally some action, can't wait for the next chap!

[OddEvens]

Oh my.. that was most amazing.. can't wait for more..

[deia]

loved it now all that's left to see is if organs who're developed for that single function can ever actually get enough of it!!

[DiscoGhostie]

You really ought to put a "Do not consume beverages while reading this fic" warning at the beginning...yeah. ;) So many wet moniters, so few chapters.

[biscuits]

God do I love the concept behind this fic. It's fantastic. I can't decide which of your fics I like better. Just as soon as I think I have one chosen, you update another one and I fall in lust all over again. I can't wait for the fucking. Update as soon as you can please:)

[Evelyn]

Oh my GOD! This is quite possibly the most creative fic I have ever read. And hottest too. Wow. Please post more, ladies!!!

[somethingeasy]

You really ought to put a "Do not consume beverages while reading this fic" warning at the beginning...yeah. ;) So many wet moniters, so few chapters.

LOL! I think there should have been a warning of 'do not consume intoxicating substances when writing (or conceptualizing) a fic'. But then, 'Private Conversations' would never have come into being.

[starmoon]

i just love this story it gets better and better lol.

[BlueSabby]

A/N: Blue: Another chapter from us, another fuck for them. And the naming of certain body parts. Enjoy.

A/N Sabby: So yea, everybody gets what they've been waiting for. Hope you like it. And just for the record, we were actually completely sober while coming up with this.


Lex was watching her closely. “Let’s give them what they want. Fuck me.” She spread her legs a little as she tried to get comfortable on the cool counter top.

**YESSSS!**

“Alright.” He went for the left drawer and slammed it open, finding the box of condoms and taking one out.

“Let’s hope it’ll shut them up,” he growled as he opened his pants and rolled the rubber on.

**Finally, baby, here I come! This is going to be so goomph**

Lex cut his dick’s euphoric crowing short as he pushed it all the way inside with a fast jerk of his hips. “Fuck!” He should have believed the damn thing when it said she was tight.

Hooking his arms under Chloe’s knees, he pulled her closer to the edge of the counter and took some of her weight. “Damn,” his gaze went up to look in her face. “Tell me how you want it.”

If they were doing this, they might as well be doing it right. Without the interruption of their obnoxious genitals.

Chloe was spread wide and open for him. Her head had briefly banged against the mirror behind her before Lex had pulled her towards him. She felt almost overly tight. Maybe her muscles had tensed up during the past few hours. Or maybe Lex was just bigger than she was used to.

Her hands rested on Lex’s shoulders and she opened her eyes to answer his question. This was bliss, not hearing her pussy going on and on and on.

“Just hard and with orgasms should do.” She tightened herself around him and he hissed. She circled her hips gently and he jerked against her. She leaned forward until her mouth brushed against his ear. “You need anything special?” She sucked his lobe into her mouth and then released it from between her teeth.

“Keep doing that,” he rasped out as she repeated the swivel and tighten move.

The suction as he pulled back was enough to make him groan. He clenched his jaw and snapped his hips forward to thrust back in. “Shit!” His own curse mingled with Chloe’s at the sensation.

Lex set up a steady rhythm, giving her what she’d asked for. The position wasn’t ideal, but stopping would mean to have to listen to his fucking dick talk, so it was not an option. The swivel and clenching motion felt too damn good.

“Fuck, if I didn’t know better,” he rasped out between breaths, “I’d swear you’re a pro.”

“Well, you would know,” Chloe chuckled out as she tried to breathe and keep giving Lex what he wanted at the same time. It was getting more and more difficult. She rested her head against his chest as she indulged the rest of her body in its basest urges.

She pumped against him shamelessly and cursed and panted into his chest. She could feel an orgasm coming on already. Maybe this one would satisfy her. She doubted it, though. Her hands fisted in his shirt and she realized that while she was totally naked, Lex was still mostly dressed.

Once she leaned a little away from him, he groaned and her legs rested lower on his arms. “Can you get naked, I want to see and feel.” If she was going to fuck Lex, she wanted to do it properly. Mark him a little.

“Yea, hold on.” He moved her legs around his waist, hooking them behind his back as he pushed all the way in and stopped.

Lex made quick work of the buttons and took off his shirt, throwing it wherever as he focused on staying inside Chloe. “Help me to push the pants down.” He muffled his groan against her neck as she shifted forward to grab the waistband of his slacks and push them down.

Nipping and kissing at the wet skin of her neck and shoulder, Lex started moving again as he felt his pants slide down his legs. His arms went behind his back to take hold of her legs again and shift them back into their previous position.

He kept the pace as hard as before, trying to move his hand so he could rub at her clit. Unfortunately, he wasn’t quite double jointed.

“Touch your clit, I wanna see you get off.”

His gaze stayed rooted on her face as he grabbed tighter to her thighs to pull her into his thrusts.

Lex’s request was heard but not immediately carried out. Now that she could get at some skin, she wanted to give it some attention before it was too late. She let her nails trail down his back, leaving red marks on the skin. Not too deep though.

When they got to the curve of his ass, she pulled him closer, mashing their bodies together briefly.
“Yeah, good, just like that Lex.” He kept pushing into her pussy as much as was possible at this angle.

She released his body and trailed her hand down to her clit. He pulled back a little so he could get a better view. She jerked at the first touch. “Fuck Lex.” Her voice was low and throaty and she sounded like a 1 900 number.

His eyes went from where he was pumping into her and where she was lightly toying with herself back up to her face. “Like to watch. Can’t say surprised.”

One of her arms reached behind her to steady her body. Sweat was pouring down her chest and she was close. She needed her release and she bet that Lex was good to go, too. Now that she was more stable, she could thrust back against Lex as he pulled her forward.

His cock slid in a little further and Chloe’s whole body jerked. “Yes, there. Found it. Again.” She started to rub her clit furiously.

Lex pulled back and slammed in again, hitting the same spot. A malicious grin curled up, even as the pleasure pulled his balls tight against his groin. “Fuck yea, come on.” He picked up the pace of his thrusts, trying to stay at the same angle to hit the spot on every thrust. “Come, Chloe, let me see you.”

He could feel her cunt starting to squeeze around him rhythmically. “Yea, that’s it. Come on.” His eyes were locked on her face as it started to screw up like she was straining for her climax, then relaxed as her mouth fell open with a low keening sound.

“Fuck yea,” he kept thrusting into her at the same angle, drawing out her pleasure as his own climax finally rushed up and hit him from behind. A harsh groan escaped his throat as he shuddered and pumped through the toe curling sensation until he was completely spent.

Lex rested his head on her shoulder as he calmed down from the rush, watching her chest rise and fall less than an inch from his nose.

“Don’t take this the wrong way,” he drawled after a minute or two of simply coming down. “But I don’t want to pull out.”

“There wouldn’t be a wrong way to take that,” she murmured. She was now running one finger delicately over his spine. She turned her head and pressed a kiss to whatever part of his head she could reach. “If we were actually together it would mean that you didn’t want to leave the bliss that is, was, and ever shall be my body.”

That got a small laugh from him. “And I perfectly understand you. Though, maybe they’ll shut the fuck up now.” Chloe got the feeling, though, that they might have made things worse.

Now that they’d given in once, she was sure that their bodies would want them to do it over and over.

And after the orgasm she’d just had, Chloe wasn’t sure she disagreed.

A few more minutes passed, but eventually, Lex had to pull out. His dick was flaccid inside the condom and Lex could feel the sticky mess slowly running down between their legs.

“I think we could both use a shower,” he commented as he pulled out and slipped the condom off, then tied a knot into the open end before throwing it in the trash can.

His ears listened for any smart remarks from below the waistline but for the moment, none were forthcoming. Lex was ready to fold his hands in prayer and send a thank you towards the skies. It had worked. His cock had shut up.

**Hmmmm.**

Or not. Damnit.

Lex brought a hand to his face and wiped off the sweat. Why always him?

“It didn’t work.”

Chloe listened for her own body. But she didn’t hear anything. Maybe it hadn’t worked for Lex but…

**I told you I’d leave you alone for an hour, you still have 57 minutes left. But, after that…well, we need more. And other parts of us want him, too**

Her head fell forward. “Yeah, not for me either.”

Lex held out his hand and she took it as she hopped off of the counter.

**I’ll let his dick know you like dirty talk and…**

“You said 57 minutes,” Chloe snapped. Silence.

Lex wondered for a second what that comment was about, until he remembered the deals their respective annoying body parts had tried to strike earlier. He stepped out of his pants and threw them into the hamper. His shirt and Chloe’s clothes were on a pile on the floor next to the counter.

**Oh, she likes dirty talk. How about that? Get her in the shower and warm her up a little, a few nasty words, a few more touches here and there, then you can bend her over against the wall and we take her real hard while you growl nasty things in her ear.**

Lex breathed in deeply and controlled the urge to strangle his dick. It wouldn’t do to hurt himself or cause lasting damage. “Could you do me a favor and shut up just for an hour? We did what you wanted, you had her, now shut up!”

**We didn’t have a deal**

His dick sounded fucking smug and Lex hated it.

**Tough luck, lover boy. Come on, you know you want to take her. She wants it to. What’s the problem?**

Lex didn’t respond, merely opened the shower stall and turned on the water. “We’ll have to find a solution to this problem before I start considering castration as a viable option.”

Apparently Lex’s cock was still prattling on. She really should have thought to have him bargain with it before they’d screwed. But her mind hadn’t been working all that well.

The gray matter was perking up now. “It wouldn’t actually be castration,” she said, waiting for Lex to give her the go ahead to get into the shower. “That’s the removal of your balls.” Lex turned around and gave her a look. “What, I’m just trying to be correct in our vocabulary.”

Maybe if she annoyed Lex, his dick would shut the fuck up.

**Tell him she’s trying to piss him off so he won’t wanna fuck**

“Hey, shut up, we had a deal.”

**I said I’d be good. I didn’t say that I wouldn’t talk to his dick.**

A pause.

**Oh, interesting**

Her body part sounded like it was purring.

**It turns him on even more when you two get into your verbal judo. So keep it up and he’ll get up even sooner**

The water had obviously heated up so Chloe stepped into the shower, muttering, “Forget I said anything, Lex.”

He looked at her, thinking she must have misconstrued his meaning when he’d suggested a shower. Then again, they’d already fucked so what was the harm?

**No harm, absolutely, just the two of you getting into the shower, soaping each other down, and then you can start with the dirty talk and we can get to the good part.**

“It doesn’t matter if you shut up or keep talking, and even less what I think, the damn thing has a mind of its own if you haven’t noticed.”

Lex stepped into the shower and turned his back towards her. Thankfully, his shower came equipped with multiple heads. He groped for the soap without turning and promptly ended up grabbing Chloe’s fingers instead of the bar.

Taking his fingers away, he turned around. This was ridiculous. “We have to figure out a way to shut them up permanently.”

**Well, you can work on that while you shut us up temporarily, you know how to do that. Just give in, take her, she wants it. Hard. And deep, and right here, right now. Come on, I know you do, too. Stop being such a moralistic sissy!**

Lex took a deep breath and willfully ignored his dick. “You said something earlier about,” **how much she likes dirty talk** “That woman and a well?”

Good, this was good. Focusing on what they could do to get them out of this situation. Not the fact that they were both naked and wet and had just had sex so screwing again wouldn’t really make things any worse.

**Only better what with the orgasms**

Before Chloe could speak, her pussy said, **Sorry, sorry. Right. Only to Lex’s dick**

“Yeah,” Chloe said, finally finding her voice, “I think being that we were both in the area that we were exposed to it. So, we maybe should go back there and see what we can see. Might do something.” Plus, it would get them out of a private area. Maybe that would help, too.

**Didn’t help you last night when she got fucked on a patrol car**

Chloe took a few deep breaths. She wasn’t going to let her pussy get the best of her.

**You know what else is good? I know that you’re clean. You know, we always know. Exactly! Uh huh**

It was disconcerting to hear one end of the fucked up conversation.

**She’s never gone bareback. I’m thinking if she knows it’s safe and I know that no babies can be made, she just might let you in, really in**

Ignoring her, not going to get involved. “Then again,” Chloe said, thinking more about it as she searched for shampoo somewhere in the shower, “I only remember that green mist. I don’t know how the properties of gases might be different than the actual meteor rocks.”

Lex tried to think past his dick which was prattling on about taking Chloe bareback of all things and thinking that ‘she’s on the pill and she’s healthy’ was enough to sway him over.

“Gas, which means it’s gone into our bloodstream via inhalation, the question is if there were solid fragments that stuck or not. Let’s hope it isn’t the former because then we don’t stand a chance of it unless we can find the particles and somehow get them out of our body.”

Chemistry, he could do chemistry. It didn’t have anything to do with sex and he’d gotten a minor degree in it. “If it’s a hundred percent gas form, then it’ll eventually leave the body with the CO 2 that we exhale.”

**Boring! Come on, you know you don’t wanna talk about chemistry when you can do something much more practical with it. Like get those nice endorphins rushing as you fuck her, no condom between you, that sweet pussy wrapped around me without any barriers. Why do you have to be so stubborn damnit?**

“So,” Lex continued after a deep breath, “We literally would have to just breathe our way through it.”

If it was in fact the gas, and if the gas was in fact not impure with solid manifestations of the mutated meteor fragments.

**Whatever! Stop thinking, start fucking. What’s the matter with you? When’s the last time you’ve been prissy about fucking a nice piece of ass? Never, that’s when. And she’s willing! And you already did it once! What’s the fucking problem with doing it again. And in different positions. And with different holes? She wants you to fuck her ass and she’s fantasized about sucking me. You can’t be cruel now. I want that mouth, and that pussy, and that ass. We both want it, she wants it Everybody here wants it, so why don’t you. Just. Do. It.**

Back to the Nike commercials. Lex could feel a migraine coming up right next to the unwanted arousal with the images his damn dick was provoking.

Chloe was nodding along with Lex. It all made sense. But it still sucked. Because it meant that they couldn’t actually do anything. They just had to wait it out. “I know that this doesn’t help, but I didn’t see any particles in the gas. It doesn’t mean that they weren’t there, though.”

She worked out her neck a little. “But I also think it’s encouraging that we haven’t died yet. I would think that if there were particles in there that they would have affected us by now.”

**You’re right. Totally boring. And you’re right about something else. She does want it. Thought about him being her first but thought he wouldn’t have her**

“Hey,” she said, slightly offended, “that’s private.” And very embarrassing.

**Sweetie, he’s going to take you everyway both of you can think. We all know it. Nothing will be private anymore**

“You’re supposed to be shutting up.”

**Fine, but George won’t. He wants his own deal** The voice was now sing songy. Chloe put the ‘George’ comment away for now.
**George, sweetie, what do you want? Maybe if it’s just another handjob I can work it out**

**Right, like a handjob will do it for me after I’ve had you. I want to fuck, and I want to do it now. If this stubborn mule doesn’t cooperate I swear I’ll find a way to override that damn pretentious brain of his**

Lex swallowed. His dick certainly wouldn’t be able to do that, would it? “They’re plotting.”

Not good at all. **It is good. Good for you and good for her. Did you know she thinks you wouldn’t want her?**

“You thought I wouldn’t want you?” Damn, he hadn’t meant to ask the question out loud. Carrying two completely different conversations at the same time was hard.

Chloe could see that Lex had thought he’d made a mistake. **So make one back and answer him** She didn’t even realize that she’d been spoken to. It wasn’t as if she could even not answer the question. Something was compelling her to do so.

“Not when I was thinking about it,” she started to explain. “I thought it would be nice to be with someone experienced for….” God, this was embarrassing. Sure, she could have sex with whomever she wanted to. But, talking about a time when she’d been different and shy made her feel that way again.

“For my first time,” she finished. “And I doubted that you would have been interested then.” She was still a little surprised that he’d been interested now.

And, of course they were plotting. They were their ids. And they wanted satisfaction. **He wants to fuck you right here. Right now. I’m sure if you just let yourself take what you want, we’ll all be happy. And quiet as church mice.**

“Well, you got a point there,” he answered, wondering why she had answered and why he was still not veering off the subject.

**Because you want to talk about it and then you want to do more than talk because you want her. That’s why**

Lex closed his eyes and took a deep breath. This was going to drive him insane if it didn’t stop soon. He exhaled as long as possible.

**You know, you wouldn’t have to go insane if you did what I told you. I’d shut up if you did. For real.**

“You lied the last time, why would I believe you now?” he asked with a glare at his own anatomy. It seemed ridiculous, but he needed to glare at something.

**Well, cause the condition this time is that you don’t make it a quick one off. You go the whole nine yards and I’ll shut up and I’m sure Cecilia will oblige too.**

“Who?”

**Cecilia, her pussy. She’s very lovely and obliging and wet and hot and tight and oh it feels so good being in her.**

“Oh.”

Lex shook his head and forced his mind back on the conversation with Chloe. He couldn’t remember what she’d last said, or if she’d asked a question. Or what they’d been talking about. Oh right, her wanting him and vice versa. The two conversations had overlapped there for a moment.

“This is driving me nuts. Now he’s trying to strike a deal again.”

He decided not to bring up the name thing.

Chloe chuckled. “He’s not exactly a man of his word, though, is he?”

**George didn’t make a deal last time, you ninny** Her pussy sounded rather put off.

**Besides, I would think you’d want a deal. What are the terms, exactly, Georgie Porgie?**

“God, don’t call him that.” It seemed so wrong. And her pussy didn’t care. It was all highly improper.

Then things got weirder. Her pussy, when it spoke again, was panting. Chloe felt herself get wetter and her body got hotter. The water had chilled slightly but she was still hot.

**Oh, yeah. That’s…what we’ve always wanted. Chloe, every way, every hole, everything you’ve ever imagined and some you haven’t. We get that, we’ll shut up.**

Lex looked at Chloe and could see that her breathing had gotten heavier about thirty seconds after his dick had finished prattling on about exactly what it wanted to do with her. He wasn’t fairing much better though, completely hard to the point where it might get painful if ignored and trying to resist the images that kept flashing through his mind.

“This is bad,” he voiced as he felt himself taking a step closer. “We should…”

**get over yourselves and fuck already!**

His throat was dry as he swallowed, still trying to resist his baser instincts. This was worse than being a hormonal teenager, because the possible outlet was standing right in front of him and working against his higher sense of reason.

“And it’s getting worse by the minute.”

Because he did want her. It wasn’t like he was against the idea because of a lack of attraction, it was a matter of principle and now that he’d already caved once he had no leg to stand on with his protests and she looked fucking edible with the water sluicing down her naked body, panting and flushed and her eyes dilated from arousal from what their damn bodies had been going on about.

Lex was so close. She could just reach out and take him. **Do it. You know you want it. You both do. You’re both so stupid and cowards and..**

She grabbed Lex and kissed him, her tongue bypassing his lips and rubbing against the top of his mouth. **Sweet mother of god, I knew you had it in you, girl**

Lex responded immediately to her, crushing her against his body. He was hard and she was wet. They were both ready. Between kisses, Chloe said, “You were going to say that we should get out of the shower.” Nipping at his ear now. “And we should have. But why fight it, Lex?”

Biting his neck. “It’s futile. I want you. You want me. We want them to shut up.” Her hand drifted south and encircled his cock.

**That’s right, take charge. God, I’m shaking** And Chloe could feel her pussy pulsing. **All of us get him?**

Chloe brushed some hair out of her face. “I want you everywhere.” That should clear things up with her body. “We’ll fuck each other out of our systems. That sound like plan?”


tbc

[Kit Merlot]

This was a gorgeous update!

Good for Chloe for taking charge and letting Lex know exactly what they all need:D

[teejei]

“We’ll fuck each other out of our systems. That sound like plan?”

Oh. Oh oh. Oh. Yes, Chloe, that is an excellent plan. Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm. :drool:

George and Cecilia. :wub: Those two would get our ChLex into sooooooo much trouble.

Not that I'd want all the yumminess to become *pfft!* [gods forbid!], but they'd better find out more about their "green gas effect". Don't want either of them landing in SV General, yet again. If they want more :hankpank: [and I'm sure we all do too], then they better haul ass.

But of course not before they do another round. :devil:

[SianUrsula]

Oh god I love this story! It's both hilarious AND hot! Yay, cannot wait for more!!!

[xxasaxx]

Oh. Oh oh. Oh. Yes, Chloe, that is an excellent plan. Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm. :drool:




i whole-heartedly agree!!!:drool2::devil:

[jedi]

**Whatever! Stop thinking, start fucking.**

They are so shallow, aren't they:)
but well, that's hardly unexpected
great update ladies. Lex and Chloe doesn't have a snowball chance in hell aganist their talkative sexes

[malugargula]

Wow... hot hot hot hot hot
:)
Well I must say that I will never look to a George or to a Cecilia in the same way as before and I'm not sure if I'll be able to not laugh my ass out remembering this fic and imagining them as Lex and Chloe's private parts. Thanks God that George is not a common name here in Brasil so I'll not find lots of Georges. But unfortunally Ceclilia is a very common name and my husband's godmother, for example, has this name so it'll be really interesting when I see her again.
LOL
This part: “You lied the last time, why would I believe you now?” he asked with a glare at his own anatomy. It seemed ridiculous, but he needed to glare at something." made me laugh so hard that I almost peed my pants
:D
(sorry for not quoting the right way, using the quote button but I don't know how to do it)
Thanks for this wonderful update and please more soon
:)

[TheDragonLady]

Super plan. I mean... SUPER.

Super.


Um...

Can I have a Lex for my birthday? Please?

[Nicki]

:hankpank: dame just dame that was hot and great please more more now please that was really hot and I don't think they will be able to fuck each other out

[Evelyn]

YES!! Er..I wasn't supposed to answer that one was I? Oh well, I'm still right. Damn, this fic is incredible. I am addicted. More please, ladies!

[Shanna]

Cecilia and George sound like they'd make a lovely couple. Althought I am surprised that the name of Lex's ::ahem:: member doesn't start with an "L". lol Could you imagine? Little Leroy Luthor the Penis.

Oh this was too funny, and much too hot...although I'm ready for the next smut filled chapter. Come on ladies, bring it on!

[DiscoGhostie]

Bwa ha ha ha! What a fantastic update. Though now I won't be able to get the thought of Lex's penis belting out Paul Simon's "Cecilia" for karaoke. :p Well done, ladies.

[toryjhay]

that was HOT!!!! and chloe taking charge...all i can say is that lex doesn't stand a chance!

[hfce]

DAMN!! That was both funny and hot as hell!! You guys are just amazing and I love Chloe's plan fuck it out of eachother. YES!! :D

[Addie]

Loved the update, cant wait for the next one.

[Esther25jm]

Hot damn!! I'm speechless (freaking hilarious dialogue between George and Cecilia) and drooling like crazy!! Great plan, Chloe, I wouldn't be able to resist him, either. WHOA!! Can't wait for the next one!

[biscuits]

guh, How I wish I were Cecilia right now. I can't decide if I never want the genitals to stop talking or if I want to see how Chloe and Lex will interact when they no longer have to deal with a string of dirty negotiations. Will they be able to resist fucking each other again? Will they even want to? I can't wait for the next update. Delicious story ladies:)

[BellaMR]

This is absolutly the most hysterical and hot thing I have ever read. I love it and can't wait for more.

[slayer44]

Ahhh it's about time they both got it on :D:D:D:D. An let me just say, it was absolutely hot!!! Now I think for the next few chapters they should just be living up to Chloe's word, and fucking until it's out of their systems :D

[westwingwolf]

Whew! that was hot and I can't wait because I know it's going to get even hotter. I think the bliss had more to do with the sex then just the fact that they couldn't hear their parts anymore. I don't think they will be able to "fuck eachother out of their systems" but I'd like to see them try. Now I want some backstory on those names but I'll let it go for intense amount of smut that should be given to us.

[lilinny]

I love Chloe's plan. So let's get to it already!!!! Fantastic chapter.

[teejei]

Could you imagine? Little Leroy Luthor the Penis.
LOL!!! I'm actually trying my darnest to NOT imagine it. Oh, Shanna, you're killing me. :blinkkiss

[dayamiracle]

Ahhh it's about time they both got it on :D:D:D:D. An let me just say, it was absolutely hot!!! Now I think for the next few chapters they should just be living up to Chloe's word, and fucking until it's out of their systems :D

Oh i so agree!!!!!!!! Dont worry about that gas, its not going to hurt, at least not for a while anyway lol:devil:

[Lily]

Sounds like the best plan I've ever heard!!!! Can't wait to read about them carrying it out...

[sydsvaughn]

Months of real life writing hell...and I come back to this ... you guys are wonderful. Really, truly, wonderful. I can't really say more since, my brain is fried!

[somethingeasy]

“Let’s hope it’ll shut them up,” he growled as he opened his pants and rolled the rubber on.

There is something just so WRONG about this being the prime motivator for Chloe and Lex having sex. Peer pressure should ‘never’ be the main reason people decide to just ‘give in and get it over with’.

Just a little Morning Special Message for the kiddies out there ;)


“Fuck, if I didn’t know better,” he rasped out between breaths, “I’d swear you’re a pro.”

“Well, you would know,” Chloe chuckled out as she tried to breathe and keep giving Lex what he wanted at the same time. It was getting more and more difficult. She rested her head against his chest as she indulged the rest of her body in its basest urges.

heh. Despite their motivations, it’s comforting to see that they are really enjoying this. They seem to sync together quite nicely.


Lex made quick work of the buttons and took off his shirt, throwing it wherever as he focused on staying inside Chloe. “Help me to push the pants down.” He muffled his groan against her neck as she shifted forward to grab the waistband of his slacks and push them down.

Nipping and kissing at the wet skin of her neck and shoulder, Lex started moving again as he felt his pants slide down his legs. His arms went behind his back to take hold of her legs again and shift them back into their previous position.

He kept the pace as hard as before, trying to move his hand so he could rub at her clit. Unfortunately, he wasn’t quite double jointed.

“Touch your clit, I wanna see you get off.”

ooooh. HOT! I’m loving the frantic pace that they are setting. It is interesting that the rhythm is so fast and furious, even without the goading and commentary being supplied by their nether regions.


His cock slid in a little further and Chloe’s whole body jerked. “Yes, there. Found it. Again.” She started to rub her clit furiously.

Lex pulled back and slammed in again, hitting the same spot. A malicious grin curled up, even as the pleasure pulled his balls tight against his groin. “Fuck yea, come on.” He picked up the pace of his thrusts, trying to stay at the same angle to hit the spot on every thrust. “Come, Chloe, let me see you.”

He could feel her cunt starting to squeeze around him rhythmically. “Yea, that’s it. Come on.” His eyes were locked on her face as it started to screw up like she was straining for her climax, then relaxed as her mouth fell open with a low keening sound.

“Fuck yea,” he kept thrusting into her at the same angle, drawing out her pleasure as his own climax finally rushed up and hit him from behind. A harsh groan escaped his throat as he shuddered and pumped through the toe curling sensation until he was completely spent.

hmmm. Yummy! A very satisfying and hard ending to a furious fuck. Just the way I like my smut. Of course, I also like a significant bit of romance before or after, but that would be too unreasonable considering the circumstances (under duress, no less) that the two of them started banging their bodies together.

Heh. I’m still holding out hope for romance later though.


“Don’t take this the wrong way,” he drawled after a minute or two of simply coming down. “But I don’t want to pull out.”

“There wouldn’t be a wrong way to take that,” she murmured. She was now running one finger delicately over his spine. She turned her head and pressed a kiss to whatever part of his head she could reach. “If we were actually together it would mean that you didn’t want to leave the bliss that is, was, and ever shall be my body.”

I love that Lex had finally returned to his suave and dry sense of humour after ‘finally’ getting some relief from the incessant chattering of his annoying cock. Same with Chloe.

I guess it really is true. I think their minds and intellects are a whole lot sexier than any of their other body parts. Who would have believed it?!


His ears listened for any smart remarks from below the waistline but for the moment, none were forthcoming. Lex was ready to fold his hands in prayer and send a thank you towards the skies. It had worked. His cock had shut up.

ROTFLOL! I really enjoyed this VERY brief moment of immense relief and gratitude from Lex when he (momentarily) believed their desperate Chlex-sex plan had worked to shut their parts up. The intensity of his relief made the disappointment of him finding out otherwise all the more hilariously satisfying.


Lex breathed in deeply and controlled the urge to strangle his dick. It wouldn’t do to hurt himself or cause lasting damage. “Could you do me a favor and shut up just for an hour? We did what you wanted, you had her, now shut up!”

**We didn’t have a deal**

His dick sounded fucking smug and Lex hated it.

Oh, poor Lex. But he really SHOULD have outlines and negotiated a deal BEFORE giving in to the cock’s nagging. And I thought Lex was supposed to be the tough and sharp deal-maker from the Chlex-duo. That cock really has him rattled to make him lose his edge like this.


“Hey, shut up, we had a deal.”

**I said I’d be good. I didn’t say that I wouldn’t talk to his dick.**

HEY! Chloe’s pussy might be following the ‘details’ of the deal, but it’s ignoring the ‘spirit’ of the deal. Chloe wanted SILENCE from lil’chloe, not just a half-hearted attempt to stop being as annoying.

It’s official. Lil’lex and lil’chloe are NOT be trusted.


It was disconcerting to hear one end of the fucked up conversation.

**She’s never gone bareback. I’m thinking if she knows it’s safe and I know that no babies can be made, she just might let you in, really in**

Hey!!! I don’t care if Lex and Chloe ARE disease free. No kind of birth control if 100%, and Chloe and Lex just don’t have the kind of relationship that entails forgoing the condom.

But how are they supposed to explain THAT little fact to a pair of oversexed, overzealous, crazed and utterly conscienceless, ruthless body parts that are only concerned with their own needs and pleasures??!!

Phew… I think I’m beginning to dislike the ‘personalities’ of lil’lex and lil’chloe. Cutting them off sounds like a good option now.


**Whatever! Stop thinking, start fucking. What’s the matter with you? When’s the last time you’ve been prissy about fucking a nice piece of ass? Never, that’s when. And she’s willing! And you already did it once! What’s the fucking problem with doing it again. And in different positions. And with different holes? She wants you to fuck her ass and she’s fantasized about sucking me. You can’t be cruel now. I want that mouth, and that pussy, and that ass. We both want it, she wants it Everybody here wants it, so why don’t you. Just. Do. It.**

Back to the Nike commercials. Lex could feel a migraine coming up right next to the unwanted arousal with the images his damn dick was provoking.

Again, I have to say POOR LEX. Chloe might be feeling a little disconcerted from hearing a one-sided discussion between lil’chloe and lil’lex, but at least Chloe is getting a ‘little’ bit of a break because her pussy is not actively trying to convince her to jump Lex (not for another 50 minutes or so). But poor Lex doesn’t have the same kind of ‘courtesy’ from lil’lex.

I don’t suppose there are any drugs available that kill arousal in a human body. I’m sure there MUST be some pharmacy (or even non-pharmaceutical) drugs that have such side-effects?!


**Right, like a handjob will do it for me after I’ve had you. I want to fuck, and I want to do it now. If this stubborn mule doesn’t cooperate I swear I’ll find a way to override that damn pretentious brain of his**

Lex swallowed. His dick certainly wouldn’t be able to do that, would it? “They’re plotting.”

Yikes! I was always concerned about THIS possibility, but I’m fairly sure it’s a bluff. If it WAS possible for ‘George’ to take control, Lex would have found his body dragged out in the middle of moving traffic the first time he eyed Lana.

Although, there IS the disturbing fact that lil’chloe was able to override Chloe’s body that time in the woods and make her jump the police officer, despite that all sense of reason and logic would have told her it was a BAD idea.


“For my first time,” she finished. “And I doubted that you would have been interested then.” She was still a little surprised that he’d been interested now.

And, of course they were plotting. They were their ids. And they wanted satisfaction. **He wants to fuck you right here. Right now. I’m sure if you just let yourself take what you want, we’ll all be happy. And quiet as church mice.**

“Well, you got a point there,” he answered, wondering why she had answered and why he was still not veering off the subject.

HEY! That was NOT a nice answer to give to a lady who just admitted that she had been attracted to you for a long time!!! What happened to his charming and gentlemanly manners?!


“You lied the last time, why would I believe you now?” he asked with a glare at his own anatomy. It seemed ridiculous, but he needed to glare at something.

I agree with Lex’s suspicions. Neither George nor Cecilia have proven to be trustworthy. And you just KNOW that the demands, cajoling and nagging will get worse once Lex and Chloe actually give in and give them EVERYTHING George and Cecilia are demanding.

But that being said, the deal being offered by George does sounds tempting, and I believe Lex is desperate enough to have reached the ‘I don’t have any other choice, what have I got to lose’ state of mind.


Chloe chuckled. “He’s not exactly a man of his word, though, is he?”

**George didn’t make a deal last time, you ninny** Her pussy sounded rather put off.

Chloe is ALSO understandably suspicious of George’s promises and deal making. But I thought it was hilarious that Cecilia was actually offended by Chloe not putting her trust in George’s sense of ‘honouring it’s promises’. LOL!

I suppose it’s possible that George and Cecilia actually ‘like’ each other beyond the pleasure they receive from rubbing up against each other. The sad thing is that, it seems George and Cecilia have a more affectionate, close and friendly relationship as compared to Lex and Chloe.

But, let’s give it time. Perhaps the brains will also catch up on the friendship and affection levels.


Lex responded immediately to her, crushing her against his body. He was hard and she was wet. They were both ready. Between kisses, Chloe said, “You were going to say that we should get out of the shower.” Nipping at his ear now. “And we should have. But why fight it, Lex?”

Biting his neck. “It’s futile. I want you. You want me. We want them to shut up.” Her hand drifted south and encircled his cock.

**That’s right, take charge. God, I’m shaking** And Chloe could feel her pussy pulsing. **All of us get him?**

Chloe brushed some hair out of her face. “I want you everywhere.” That should clear things up with her body. “We’ll fuck each other out of our systems. That sound like plan?”

*sigh * I know that this is going to be a seriously hot session coming up next. But I can’t help but feel like all the smut is coming out for all the wrong reasons. And does Chloe really believe in that ‘fucking each other out of their systems’ nonsense, or is she desperate enough to WANT to believe it badly enough to overcome her sense of reason and good judgement?

I just hope Cecilia and George honour their bargains this time and agree to SHUT up once and for all after this session. Otherwise, Chloe and Lex might have to start threatening the usage of medication and piercings. I look forward to the future chapter, and I can’t wait to see whether any emotional connections form up between the Chlex during their very desperate fucking.

Heh. I’m also curious about the names Cecilia and George. I thought it was so funny that Lex and Chloe were studiously avoiding any reference to the names. They can be really prim and proper about the funniest things. LOL!

[sarahnicole]

Nice. And "fuck[ing] each other out of [their] systems"? Awesomely hot. Please, please, please write more of this hilarious fic soon!

[jedi]

ohh my. I've just re-read all the this hilarous thing again.
I can't say how much i like this gem
please, update....

[BlueSabby]

A/N: Blue: Do I really have to come up with something witty to go along with the fucking? I think not. Enjoy


A/N: Sabby: Well, here we go, another...minute...another update. And this time even under the right account *G*


Chloe brushed some hair out of her face. “I want you everywhere.” That should clear things up with her body. “We’ll fuck each other out of our systems. That sound like a plan?”

Lex nodded as he reached one hand out to turn off the shower taps. The water was getting cold. “Good plan, by the time we’re done, they’ll have shut up for good.” Hopefully.

He captured her mouth for another kiss as one hand started to grope while the other pushed open the door. The shower was nice, but not the right place to go about what they were planning on doing. A lot more space would be required for that. And at some point, lube, which was in the bedside table.

**Oh, yes, finally! This is going to be so good, we’re going to do it all and everywhere and everything, you just wait, I’ll make you…**

“Shut the fuck up if you want me to concentrate on this,” Lex barked at his cock and surprisingly, silence followed.

“Thank you.”

He pulled Chloe towards the bed and pushed her onto the mattress.

For the first time in her life, she didn’t hate meteor rocks. Now that she’d given into what she really wanted to do, she thought that they were the best invention ever. She’d change her mind tomorrow, probably. But, for now, with Lex’s tongue in her mouth as he hovered above her on the bed she blessed them.

**Stop thinking so much and tell him to get in me**

Chloe huffed as much as she could in her current state. But her pussy did have a point. She was already wet and ready.

**He’s nice and clean, Chloe** The sing song voice was back again and her brain supplied her with a visual of what her pussy was suggesting. **No eggs ready to hatch, either**

“Shut the fuck up and let me fuck him.” The words were murmured against Lex’s lips and she felt his body start to shake with laughter. He pulled back a little and grinned down at her.

“Please,” she said, rolling her eyes and letting her hand drift down his body, “like you’re upset with that plan.” Her hand reached its final destination and she wrapped it around Lex’s erect cock.

“Unless,” she said as she gave it a few small tugs, “you’d rather we talk some more.”

Lex shook his head vehemently, “Time for talking is over as far as I’m concerned.”

**Heh, took you long enough. Oh, that feels good. Little tighter, please.**

He rolled his eyes at his cock and leaned over to get a condom out of the bedside table. He left the drawer open, knowing that they’d need more later. He pulled Chloe’s hand from his cock for a moment, placed a kiss on her palm.

“Any special requests?” he asked as he tore the package and rolled the rubber on.

As far as he was concerned, he didn’t care which way they did it. He was an equal opportunity fucker and now that they were in the bed, there was definitely room for play.

**spoilsport, wanted to feel her without that stupid rubber**

The voice of his cock was muffled through the condom, which was just more incentive to go for safe sex.

“Fuck, I can’t wait for them to shut up. They don’t even have anything useful to say.”

Chloe was having fun with this. Yes, her pussy was a bitch.

**Hey, you have me to thank for this**

But, there it was. Without it she wouldn’t have been in this position. Naked, below Lex and his cock hovering just outside of where she wanted it.

“Lex, love, they’re sex organs. What other useful things could they have to say other than fuck me or fuck that person?” He was still tense and not moving above her.

“I do have one request,” she said, her finger circling his nipple. She looked up and locked eyes with him. “Stop asking me what I want and take what you do.” He’d asked her before and she told him, but she wanted to see what he had up his sleeve, so to speak.

“Right then,” Lex said with a shrug. “For starters,” he continued as he crossed her legs behind his back, “don’t call me love.” That just sounded weird coming out of her mouth. Even with it being just a joke.

Without waiting for any further commentary from her or the peanut gallery, he thrust inside her and covered her mouth with his, pushing his tongue past her lips to engage her tongue in a more enjoyable activity than debating.

A groan rumbled through his throat as he felt her muscles squeezing around his dick, her hands roving over his back to stroke and scratch in random places, hips moving in counterpoint to his thrust. He’d forgotten how much fun recreational fucking could be.

Lex managed to slide a hand under her and wrap his arm around her back. His other hand braced her shoulder and he pulled her towards him until he could sit back, never losing the rhythm or the contact between their mouths and bodies as he changed their position.

Once she was stable, he pulled out of the kiss to nibble and suck his way down her throat, biting in random spots and licking at others, basically indulging himself. She’d asked for it.

Tightening the arm around her back, he forced her to arch up and give him access to her breasts. His mouth latched onto one peaked nipple, sucking the bit of flesh into his mouth as his free hand kneaded at the other breast, scratching his nails gently over the sensitive skin.

That earned him a drawn out moan and her nails returned the favor on the back of his head, gently scratching at his scalp while her other hand clawed into his shoulder. She rode him hard, undulating her hips against him as she pushed his face against her chest with more force.

Lex bit down on the nipple between his teeth, then laved over it with his tongue. Chloe made the funniest noise at that, so he switched to the other breast and repeated the action, massaging the soft mound of flesh as he teased it with his tongue.

Releasing the skin between his lips, he licked his way back up to her neck, biting at the muscled juncture just a bit below her jugular before he pulled back to look at her face. Her mouth was open, pulling in deep breaths as she clung to his shoulders and fucked herself on his cock like she couldn’t get enough.

She suddenly grabbed his face and crashed their mouths together for another wet and hungry kiss. Lex returned with equal fervor while he moved his hand to the center of her chest and started pushing her backwards. This position was starting to get a little straining on his legs, and his access was a little limited.

So, time for a change.

He pushed until their lips disconnected and Chloe finally started leaning backwards. His hand trailed down her stomach, sliding over her slightly sweaty skin, fingertip teasing around her belly button and gliding lower, towards her pussy.

Chloe’s elbows supported her on the mattress as she kept up the pumping of her hips. Her eyes kept moving from where she and Lex were joined, she could see his cock pulling back and then pushing back in a little if she craned he neck, to the path that his hand was making.

Her wet hair tickled the back of her neck adding to the sensations that she was already feeling. The sensations that were rapidly coalescing in one specific spot. When Lex started toying with her clit, she breathlessly gasped and knew it was time to try to give as good as she was getting.

She rolled her hips and Lex’s eyes followed suit before they closed. She tightened her cunt viciously around him and she was rewarded with a long, deep groan.

Placing most of her weight on one elbow, her hand joined Lex’s. Chloe circled her hips as much as she could in their current position and continued to grasp at his cock with her cunt. He’d liked that when they fucked before and now started to fuck her even faster and harder.

When his eyes opened and Chloe knew that he was watching her every move, she took her hand away from her cunt and brought it to her mouth. She sucked her fingers, one by one, hollowing out her cheeks and her balance was almost upended by a brutal thrust from him.

Yes, Lex would get to enjoy her mouth around him a little later. For now, though, she released her fingers and let the wet digits dance over her throat and then move to one breast. She plucked at the nipple and settled back down on the mattress. She’d need both hands for this.

She trailed the back of her hand that wasn’t busily massaging her breast down her side until it rested on her belly. Lex’s eyes were ping ponging from one hand to the other. His cock had slowed down and she fluttered her cunt around him, a long pull and then some short ones, before he started pumping a little faster.

As the hand on her belly dipped lower, his disappeared. He’d read the situation correctly. She gently rubbed at her clit and her whole body jumped.

She closed her eyes and did what she’d done numerous times when she was by herself. She imagined Lex touching her and bringing her off. One difference, though, she could now feel his full cock in her and hear him panting above her. This wasn’t going to take very long.

Spreading her legs a little wider, Chloe began to pleasure herself. Her mouth opened and Lex’s name spilled out of it as her eyes closed.

Once her mouth opened, tons of words spilled out. “Yeah, Lex. So good.” His pace started to pick up. “So close.” Her hand moved faster and faster on her clit as she pinched her nipple. “Ugh, ugh.” Her body started to tighten all around.

“Oh, coming.” She forced her eyes open. “Coming, coming, coming.” She was chanting the word by now…waiting for the tether to break inside of her.

Lex’s eyes were boring into her. Still moving all over her body though they were more interested in the now soaking fingers between her legs and her face. She made sure that the back of her hand brushed against his cock every now and again.

After a few more pumps of her hips, Chloe let herself go. She screamed a little and turned her head into the mattress as she came. Both of her hands flew away from her body as the spasms shot through her limbs. Her cunt worked overtime at Lex’s cock but she knew he wasn’t going to come. Had counted on that.
Just as she was coming down Lex’s hand appeared at her clit. She bucked again as he helped to prolong her orgasm.

Lex licked his dry lips. She’d put on a damn good show and if he hadn’t come earlier, the seizing and milking of her cunt muscles around him would have taken him over the edge. As it was, he was getting closer to his own climax, but not quite there yet.

He moved his hand away from her cunt when she started whimpering and let himself fall forward onto his arms and stretched his legs out behind him, gritting his teeth at the protesting muscles. Slowing his pace a little, he gave her a moment to get with the program again. They were far from done.

Chloe’s mouth was still open and he took advantage of that, closing his lips over hers and coaxing her into a drawn out kiss. He felt her arms move and come around his shoulders again, her hips picking up their movements again as he kept fucking her slow and deep.

The kiss continued and he moved his hand to her face to push back some of her hair that was starting to get in the way. His other hand moved over her shoulder and down her side until he could slide it under her and take hold of her ass. He was getting a little tired of this position.

His grip tightened and he rolled them over until he was lying on his back.

There, that was better.

His hands started to roam over her body, stroking and idly scratching, down her back and along her thighs.

When their lips disconnected, both of them were breathing harshly into the other’s mouth. Lex chuckled as he moved his hands down to her hips and back to her ass, encouraging her to shift and sit up.

“Nice show,” he complimented on her little performance. “You got more where that came from?”

Her muscles tightened around him, squeezing hard for a long moment before they relaxed. The pleasant sensation wrung a moan from him and caused his eyes to almost fall closed. His fingers flexed on her ass and pulled her further down onto him as his hips jerked up.

“Yea, that’s good,” he rasped out.

“Glad you approve,” she panted out. She braced her hands on his shoulders as she rode him slowly. Chloe made sure to keep squeezing his dick and circling her hips. Lex bit down on his lower lip when she changed direction, getting a chuckle out of her.

His hands were digging into the flesh of her ass as he continued to pump up and inside of her. She sat up a little straighter, placing her hands on his stomach as she titled her head back slightly.

She looked down at Lex through her almost closed lids. “Why don’t you just sit back relax and,” a quick pump from her hips that caused his body to jerk in return, “let me do all of the work.”

It took Lex a few seconds to respond. But she did feel him take his hands from her ass and then link them behind his head. A smug grin on his face.

Chloe returned the look and then leaned down until she could grab his face and devour his mouth with her lips, tongue and teeth. Her lower body kept moving in tight circles as her tongue almost mirrored the motion dancing from one spot to another.

Her back was screaming at the stretch she was doing but she ignored it as her head changed direction and she sucked at Lex’s neck. Her cunt held to his dick for as long as the suction on his neck lasted.
One of her hands held him in place as the other moved down his chest, coming to rest and lightly scratching at the skin just below his belly button.

Chloe left a wet trail of kisses on his throat and pecs before her tongue ran over one nipple and then the other.

Sitting up again fully over Lex, she smiled at her handiwork. He was breathing even heavier and looked a little dazed. Perfect. Chloe continued to gently run her hands over his torso. Then, she picked up the tempo of her hips. She could feel another orgasm coming.

Lex lay still below her except for the involuntary jerks of his hips and noises from his mouth.

“You want to watch again?” She could wait until he was ready but she was just as happy to come a second time.

A minute ago, the answer might have been yes. But now, he wanted to fuck her three ways into next Sunday for her teasing. As soon as he could get his body to cooperate, that was.

He inhaled deeply and grabbed her wrists, stilling their movements on his chest. Their eyes locked and he grinned predatorily before he jerked up and into a sitting position long enough to roll them over and get her under him.

“Enough with the watching,” he growled before he captured her mouth in a rough kiss.

Their lips parted with a wet smacking noise and Lex sat up on his knees again, took hold of her legs and shifted them up to rest on his left shoulder. He pumped into her a few times, enjoying the tightness the position created, holding her legs immovable against his body. But this was not how this fuck was going to end.

It required a rather tricky move, but he was pretty sure he could pull it off without having to move his dick from where it was, buried deeply in her pussy.

The arm holding her legs started to lower, pulling the limbs with them as his other arm curled around her side to support her weight.

“You’re going to love this,” he promised as he slowly shifted her onto her hands and knees. “I’m gonna fuck you so hard,” he said as he leaned over her back and helped her move her feet until they rested on either side of his knees. “You’re going to be sore for days.”

Chloe moaned and that was when Lex remembered she liked a bit of dirty talk while she fucked. Never would have figured her for the type, but if she wanted it, she could have it.

His hands stroked down her arms until he could reach her wrists. He circled the deceptively tiny bones and started pulling her hands towards him until Chloe rested flat on her face in front of him. “No using your hands,” he demanded as he crossed her wrists at the small of her back.

Her upper body was pressed into the mattress while her ass was pushed up nicely, impaling her further on his cock. Lex grinned at having pulled off the move perfectly. “If you want to come, you’re going to come just from my dick ramming into you, got it?”

With that he pulled back until just the tip of his cock was inside her, then thrust back in with enough force to push Chloe farther up on the mattress. She screamed, he groaned and set up a fast and hard rhythm, feeling himself hit bottom inside her on every single thrust.

Once Lex let go of her hands, Chloe put them off to the side. She didn’t move her body any further up the mattress. Her ass in the air gave him just the right angle to…

“FUCK!”

Her eyes rolled back into her head. He’d found that spot. His hands grabbed her hips and he hit it again. She really wasn’t going to need her hands.

She pushed back against him but let him take control. Lex had been amazing, touching her, kissing her and staving off his own orgasm so she could fully enjoy his body, it was the least she could do.

“Yeah, yeah, come on.” Chloe wasn’t sure which one of them she was talking to. She pressed her forehead against the mattress and fisted her hands. “God, god, Jesus.” Each word followed a jerk of Lex’s hips.

Then his name was on her lips instead. She was climbing the peak. His cock ramming in, pulling out, then ramming in again. Every time he was fully encased in her pussy, she squeezed his dick.

Wondered how they looked. Her on her stomach at his mercy as Lex fucked her hard. Moaned at the picture. Then thought of what they’d do next. Wanted to be at his mercy again. Wanted him in her ass.

Wanted to come.

Then she was blissfully there.

The pressure popped and her cries were muffled by the mattress. Her head turned at an odd angle as her hips bucked with no rhythm but she didn’t have the strength or brain power to move it. Lex’s hands gripping her hips even tighter as she sensed him losing it as well.

Lex bit his lip bloody as he kept pumping into her, feeling her muscles contract and relax without rhythm as she came under him. Felt his own climax coming on fast and hard, finally. Somehow got his hands under her body, closing over her breasts and holding on as he hoisted her up. Jerked up harder, loosing his rhythm as pleasure hit and explosively released the tension.

“Fuck yeah,” groaned out as his hips kept moving until it ebbed, stopped, ceased the hold on him.

Lex exhaled slowly against her shoulder and nipped at the sweaty skin, arms moving just enough to hold her securely in his lap for a moment.

That had been good.

For a start.

He grinned against the skin under his mouth and slowly released Chloe. They’d rest a little for now and then see about fulfilling those fantasies they’d mentioned earlier.

**Finally he sees the light. I’m gonna make sure we’re up for it all the way.**

Lex’s eyes narrowed and he groaned, not in pleasure.

See if they couldn’t fuck this damn poison out of their system and make their privates shut up for good.

~~

After their first foray into fucking they’d both been immobilized for some time. Chloe tried to move and speak but it just wasn’t happening. The only thing she could do was purr and run her hands over Lex’s body. He didn’t seem to mind.

Finally, they’d been poked back into action. By, what else, those annoying, fucking voices.
Asking when they were going to do it again. Rating their performance. Chloe had been half temped to ask Lex if he had a dildo stashed somewhere. It would have cured her problem pretty well.

She excused herself to use the bathroom and had a little chat with her pussy. Once they were clear that there would be more fucking, she’d calmed down. Had even shut up for awhile. Until she started talking to Lex’s cock.

**How much longer till they get on with it again?**

A pause.

**I know, but you’ll be ready soon right?**

She was such a little skank.

**I heard that. And takes one to know one**

Chloe had rolled over, looked at Lex and said, “Handcuffs?”

That’s what led them here. They were making out on the pool table. Lex had thought ahead and brought some condoms and some lube. The tiny tube made her heart beat a little faster.

Lex was currently fingering her to keep her pussy quiet while Chloe was paying attention to the head of Lex’s cock. Once they were both plenty revved up, Chloe broke the kiss and climbed aboard the green felt.

She held her wrists together and said, “You wanna do the honors?”

Lex smirked as he pulled the handcuffs closer and opened them. The key was still on the felt behind Chloe’s head. In his fantasy, he’d been taking her from behind, but now that she sat so nicely on top of the pool table, legs spread to make room for him between them, the plan changed.

He snagged the first cuff around her right wrist and closed it until it sat snug. Turned her left wrist and adjusted the second cuff, tightening it just as snugly.

Lex moved his hands away and stroked them up and down the outside of her thighs for a moment, deliberating what to do next.

**How about get on with it and fuck her already? Cecilia is gagging for it and so am I for that matter.**

Lex closed his eyes and breathed through the slight irritation. “Lie back, arms above your head, and keep them there.” His tone was a little rougher than he’d intended, but Chloe didn’t seem to mind.

He looked at her for another moment, ignoring his dick’s demand for instant gratification. He placed his hands on her hipbones, feeling the curved bones under the smooth skin before he trailed his palms up her body and to her nipples, pinching the tiny buds first softly, then harder until she gasped and bucked her hips.

“Nice,” he commented as his hands trailed downwards again, dragging his nails over her stomach to leave red welts in the pale skin. “This may just be better than the initial fantasy.”

Lex lowered his head and kissed her belly button, leaving more red marks down the length of her thighs. His tongue dipped into the hollow indentation, mimicking the nice slow fuck he intended to start out with. Stabbing his tongue inside, he latched on and pulled the skin between his teeth, then circled the edges with the tip of his tongue.

Chloe bucked and moaned under him, pressing into the contact. Lex released the flesh in his mouth as her legs came up and closed around his waist, tightening to pull him closer. He licked a path up the center of her chest until his nose touched the hollow at her throat. His tongue circled around the indentation before he veered off to latch onto her neck, biting down just above her jugular. Again, softly first, then increasing the pressure until she cried out and bucked into him.

He could feel her wet pussy rubbing against his stomach as the gyrating of her hips became a constant. “You’re pretty like this, all helpless and at my mercy. Soaking wet and impatient for me to fuck you.”

He clucked his tongue and grinned wickedly. “If you were broken in already, I’d fuck your ass right here on the pool table.”

But she wasn’t, which was why they would need a different place for this, something more comfortable. Or at least, consideration would demand they did it somewhere more comfortable. “I didn’t ask before, but if you want me to break you in, I think it’s only fair to tell me just how you imagined it should happen.”

His hands made a return trip north from the backs of her knees and slid under her, cupping her ass and pulling her closer to the edge of the table so he’d have a better angle to fuck her in a minute. “If you really want me to fuck your ass, that is.”

Lex decided to test the waters a little and shifted on hand a little further in, rubbing it slowly back and forth over the tiny hole, not breaching it yet, to see her reaction.

Chloe groaned and nodded her head furiously. Of course she wanted it. Just like he’d wanted this. It wasn’t as if their bodies would lie to one another. That’s what their mouths and brains were for.

Lex was going to be really disappointed with her answer. She almost wished she could blame it on the fact that her higher brain functions were slowly shutting down because of how he’d touched her and the cadence of his voice. His finger still ran over her other hole but still didn’t press in.

Getting herself under some semblance of control, she said, “I don’t think any of the ways I’ve fantasized about it happening are all that conducive to reality.”

Early on she’d noticed that she liked it hard and deep. But that wasn’t going to do for the first time. She’d be tight and nervous and they’d have to go slow. She blinked up at him, keeping her hands above her head. “Doesn’t seem like a good idea to have me on your desk or the hard floor as you ram into me, does it?”

She saw something flash in his eyes and gulped. “Not for the first time, at least.”

Lex shook his head. “Not unless you’re into serious pain.”

One hand moved aside to grab a condom. It was a bit of a mood breaker, but that wasn’t too bad at the moment, since it allowed him to get back in control.

He rolled the rubber on and positioned himself directly at her opening.

“But there’s nothing wrong with the idea of the desk per se,” he said as he slid inside her, setting up a slow, hard rhythm as his hands kept up the teasing as much as possible.

He could work with it, would just have to remind himself to keep things slow and gentle. That was the thing about fucking virgins, and why he usually avoided them. Except sometimes temptation was too big. “I’ll spread you out just like you are now,” he continued as he painted the image in his mind. “Get you all nice and relaxed until you’re ready to start.”

His hands slid up her body again until they were braced beside her head, caging her in. Their faces were close now, so he could look into her eyes as he spoke. “Get you used to the feeling first, see how you can take a finger, then two.” His hips moved a little faster, urged on by her undulating against him. “Stretch you slowly until you’re begging for more,” he breathed against her mouth before he closed the last inches between them to kiss her.

The kiss was slow and thorough, his tongue mimicking the motion of his cock inside her. She was working her muscles around him again and Lex groaned into her mouth. His rhythm sped up slowly and he pulled out of the kiss to look into her face. “And when you’re ready, I’m going to slowly pull out my fingers and replace them with my cock, but don’t worry, I won’t push in all the way at once. You’ll have enough time to get used to the feeling before I start fucking you.”

There was still the possibility that it would hurt, despite his best efforts, but in that case, he’d distract her until she relaxed again. No reason to reveal everything about it yet. Just enough to make her hot for it. “Sound good?” he asked before his mouth latched on to her throat, sucking the skin between his teeth and licking the salt from it.

“Yeah, really good,” she panted out. She kept the slow and hard tempo that Lex had set up with her hips and fought with her hands. They wanted to come down and keep Lex had her throat, but that wasn’t part of this fuck.

She’d agreed to be handcuffed because it wasn’t something that she’d done yet and wanted to know what it was like. Wanted to feel the hard metal against her wrists as she let Lex dictate how fast or slow they went.

But she also knew if he sensed that she didn’t like it that he would stop. She sighed contentedly as his mouth worked its way further down her body. She pressed her chest up a little and Lex took the hint. Chloe started to buck against him as his tongue fluttered around the hard nub.

“Glad I picked you,” she moaned. Lex was so good at, well, everything, that she knew she was in good hands. She was just glad that her ass couldn’t talk along with her pussy. It would probably be whining for attention.

He sucked harder and Chloe’s nails dug into her hands in response to the feeling. “Lex,” she licked her dry lips. “Can you…can you start now?”

The suction was instantly gone and she looked up at Lex. “I’m sure,” she said in response to his unspoken question. If she didn’t like it, they’d stop.

Lex covered her body with his and started to kiss her. Chloe lost track of time, space and everything else except the skin of Lex’s that was rubbing up against hers. He never stopped fucking her and she gasped into his mouth as she felt one of his hands slide between their bodies.

His tongue and cock worked their ways inside of her. He angled her lower body up a little more and then…

Chloe pulled her mouth away from his and gasped as she felt Lex’s finger slowly slide inside. Not his whole finger. He was taking it slowly. She’d arched up even more against him and their hips were now still. She relaxed her whole body and then nodded.

Gasped again when his finger moved higher. Groaned when he stopped.

She was so tight around his finger, Lex wondered if she’d ever even experimented with this during masturbation. His money was on no. Without lube, this was as far as he’d go, no arguments about it.

He slowly started moving his hips again, kissing his way down her jaw line and neck, keeping his finger still inside her to let her get used to the feeling. For him, it was a little bit distracting to have to move around the awkward angle of his arm, but he could work with it.

“How does it feel?” he asked as he slowly started moving his finger inside her, not going deeper than to the second knuckle.

Chloe bit down on her bottom lip. “Odd,” was the only thing that she could come up with. It didn’t hurt and didn’t feel bad but it felt off somehow.

She breathed slowly and focused on clutching at his dick and moving her hips. “But it’s better when you move,” she supplied, helpfully.

Lex responded by moving his finger a little more. “Yeah,” she said huskily, “like that.” She concentrated on her breathing. Her body wanted to go faster with that but she knew it was better to not hyperventilate.

He was watching her closely and she was able to give him a small smile before arching her neck up to kiss him. “That’s good, Lex. Very good.”

A smile down at her and then his hips started moving with more speed and force. The poor guy was probably thinking about how much work she was. Actually, she doubted that. He had to like the fact that he was going to be her first.

“Can’t wait to have more of you inside.” A harder thrust. “Bent over your desk.” Her eyes closed and she could see them now. Her hips picked up their pace. “Begging you for more.”

They both started to speed up and she could feel Lex’s finger in the mix. Felt better now. Was getting more from it. “Oh, that’s good.” Her voice sounded surprised, even to her own ears.

Lex groaned against her neck and thrust harder into her, letting the mental images and the feeling of her pussy around his cock distract him from the awkward angle of his shoulder and arm.

He breathed deeply and raised his head, locking their eyes as he fucked her as with as much force and speed as was possible in their current position. Chloe was still spouting words and moans interspersed with his name and God’s every once in a while. He could see that she was getting off on this and wondered how she’d deal with the reality of more.

His free hand reached around to stroke down her stomach until it rested on the curls between her legs. He brushed his thumb over her clit and she bucked so hard that she unwittingly impaled herself further on his cock and finger.

She cried out and Lex pulled the digit back immediately, returning to the shallow thrusting motions from before. Now that he knew the reaction, he pulled his finger almost all the way out, then started stroking her clit again, He kept his hand motionless and let her do the work, concentrating fully on the rhythm of his cock in her cunt.

The pleasure was slowly pooling low in his belly, awkward angles be damned and Lex kept their eye contact, forcing himself to keep his eyes open and breathe deeply, willing the arousal to build.

Lex was watching her every reaction. She was the only thing in the world that he was focused on. It was a huge turn on for her. She wasn’t used to such close scrutiny, in general. When you added the fact that she knew that he was completely focused on her pleasure, well, that sent her arousal skyrocketing.

There’d been a burst of sensation that was somewhere between pleasure and pain when his finger had gone deeper. She hadn’t been expecting it. When Lex had immediately pulled back she’d almost told him not to. But he was clearly going to let her take the lead on that one. He had other things to concentrate on.

His cock filling her pussy, for example. She could smell sex and sweat in the air. Their grunts and moans mingled into an erotic cacophony of sounds. He wasn’t that outwardly vocal, he didn’t say her name or anything of the like, but the little push of air that escaped as he thrust deeper in her was all she needed.

Her legs wrapped tighter around him and she also concentrated on moving so his finger would go deeper in her ass. She finally found the right angle and whimpered a little as she felt both his cock and finger moving together.

Chloe wanted to warn him that she was coming but it was far too late for that. Her orgasm had crept up on her somehow and she was coming hard and long before she could do more than open her mouth.

Her pussy clamped down on his cock and her ass also seemed to try and trap Lex’s finger in her body. She bucked between the two as she rode out her orgasm.

As her eyes flitted open and closed she could see Lex’s face screw up and then relax. She felt him come, even through the condom, and heard the peaceful exhalation he gave once he was done.

He took a moment before he pulled his cock out of her. After standing back, he slowly eased his finger out of her, watching her face for any signs of discomfort, glad when he didn’t find any.

That had been nice, a little strenuous, but nice.

Lex smoothed his hands over her legs, just looking at her completely wiped out and sprawled all over the pool table in front of him.

“You look good like that, too,” he decided.

The feel of the condom was starting to become icky as his cock softened a little. He removed it and tied a knot in it, then walked over to the trash can next to his desk.

There were still all kinds of paperwork strewn across it. That wouldn’t do at all. He looked over at Chloe who was slowly sitting up on the pool table. Looking at her, he slowly started pushing the papers together and sorting them into piles to make room on the desk.

[lj715]

HoT smut! :D

[xxasaxx]

:drool2::drool2::drool2: yowza!!!

[elowyn]

Hooray for smut! I have to admit, I was skeptical about this premise when I started reading the first chapter, but you're working it. Me likee. More please! :drool2:

[Kit Merlot]

This was a lovely update! The smut was just beautiful, and I love the bantering between Chloe and Lex, even when they are having sex.

Fabulous work;)

[westwingwolf]

Even after all taht amazing smut, I still want more. Desk smut next please!

[hfce]

DAMN!!! I need a cigarette :smoke: and some :hankpank: to take the edge off. I love their private parts. They are so funny. :rofl:

[lkedino]

Great Update and I can not wait for next chapter

[malugargula]

So fun and sooo hot
Damn I can't write anything right now because I take a cool shower
LOL
Great job, as always

[tiger04]

I have no words-I'm speechless :drool2:

[somethingeasy]

He captured her mouth for another kiss as one hand started to grope while the other pushed open the door. The shower was nice, but not the right place to go about what they were planning on doing. A lot more space would be required for that. And at some point, lube, which was in the bedside table.

LOL! And he’s already looking forward to the lube job? *snort* Typical!


“Fuck, I can’t wait for them to shut up. They don’t even have anything useful to say.”

Chloe was having fun with this. Yes, her pussy was a bitch.

I will second that observation. And I can understand why Chloe and Lex would resort to THIS level of desperation. It’s like having the world’s most annoying, demanding houseguests who will never, NEVER leave. Castrations and clamps never looked so good.


“Right then,” Lex said with a shrug. “For starters,” he continued as he crossed her legs behind his back, “don’t call me love.” That just sounded weird coming out of her mouth. Even with it being just a joke.

heh, at least neither of them have any illusions about what this session is. Just an extended one-night stand, with no real hope or expectation of becoming anything more meaningful.

In fact, it’s possible that BlueSabby might choose to end this just with the orgasmic silence. No romance, no declarations of newly sprung feelings… Just a plain simple wham, bam, thanks, mon’.


A groan rumbled through his throat as he felt her muscles squeezing around his dick, her hands roving over his back to stroke and scratch in random places, hips moving in counterpoint to his thrust. He’d forgotten how much fun recreational fucking could be.

erm. What ‘other’ kind of fucking is Lex used to? Shallow, recreational fucking is pretty much the only thing Lex has ever done… and is ever GOING to do at this rate. Empty, meaningless sex… and the idiot is too dense to even want anything more than that.


Lex managed to slide a hand under her and wrap his arm around her back. His other hand braced her shoulder and he pulled her towards him until he could sit back, never losing the rhythm or the contact between their mouths and bodies as he changed their position.

oooh, he might be shallow, but he’s quite nimble and acrobatic in the bedroom. I guess his skills make up for brains (or heart).


She trailed the back of her hand that wasn’t busily massaging her breast down her side until it rested on her belly. Lex’s eyes were ping ponging from one hand to the other. His cock had slowed down and she fluttered her cunt around him, a long pull and then some short ones, before he started pumping a little faster.

LOL at Lex’s ‘ping ponging’ reaction to Chloe’s teasing. I love that she can give as good as she can get. The sex in this chapter might be meaningless, but it’s still hard, fast, furious and quite intense. Niiice smut!


She closed her eyes and did what she’d done numerous times when she was by herself. She imagined Lex touching her and bringing her off. One difference, though, she could now feel his full cock in her and hear him panting above her. This wasn’t going to take very long.

Spreading her legs a little wider, Chloe began to pleasure herself. Her mouth opened and Lex’s name spilled out of it as her eyes closed.

Heh, and I really enjoyed Chloe’s take-charge attitude. It would have been quite easy to have been overwhelmed by an experienced master-seducer like Lex, but Chloe held her own just fine.


Lex’s eyes were boring into her. Still moving all over her body though they were more interested in the now soaking fingers between her legs and her face. She made sure that the back of her hand brushed against his cock every now and again.

After a few more pumps of her hips, Chloe let herself go. She screamed a little and turned her head into the mattress as she came. Both of her hands flew away from her body as the spasms shot through her limbs. Her cunt worked overtime at Lex’s cock but she knew he wasn’t going to come. Had counted on that.
Just as she was coming down Lex’s hand appeared at her clit. She bucked again as he helped to prolong her orgasm.

Lex licked his dry lips. She’d put on a damn good show and if he hadn’t come earlier, the seizing and milking of her cunt muscles around him would have taken him over the edge. As it was, he was getting closer to his own climax, but not quite there yet.

Nice and hot ending to Chloe’s show, and I’m glad Lex appreciated it. Perhaps Chloe will stand out in his memory after this weirdness is over. He might even remember her face and name a couple of months from now.


She looked down at Lex through her almost closed lids. “Why don’t you just sit back relax and,” a quick pump from her hips that caused his body to jerk in return, “let me do all of the work.”

It took Lex a few seconds to respond. But she did feel him take his hands from her ass and then link them behind his head. A smug grin on his face.

ROTFLMAO! I really loved how, even when he giving up power in a sex game, and allowing his partner to set the pace, Lex still maintained his smug and self-satisfied feeling of entitlement and control. It’s just so in character.


Sitting up again fully over Lex, she smiled at her handiwork. He was breathing even heavier and looked a little dazed. Perfect. Chloe continued to gently run her hands over his torso. Then, she picked up the tempo of her hips. She could feel another orgasm coming.

Even better than seeing Lex all smug and self-satisfied, is seeing him LOSING that smug expression. I loved that Chloe was able to reduce him to a ‘dazed’ state. LOL!


Lex lay still below her except for the involuntary jerks of his hips and noises from his mouth.

“You want to watch again?” She could wait until he was ready but she was just as happy to come a second time.

A minute ago, the answer might have been yes. But now, he wanted to fuck her three ways into next Sunday for her teasing. As soon as he could get his body to cooperate, that was.

He inhaled deeply and grabbed her wrists, stilling their movements on his chest. Their eyes locked and he grinned predatorily before he jerked up and into a sitting position long enough to roll them over and get her under him.

“Enough with the watching,” he growled before he captured her mouth in a rough kiss.

EXCELLENT! And then Chloe’s teasing pushed him right to his limits. She’s finally brought out the inner-Luthor-caveman. How delightful!


“You’re going to love this,” he promised as he slowly shifted her onto her hands and knees. “I’m gonna fuck you so hard,” he said as he leaned over her back and helped her move her feet until they rested on either side of his knees. “You’re going to be sore for days.”

Chloe moaned and that was when Lex remembered she liked a bit of dirty talk while she fucked. Never would have figured her for the type, but if she wanted it, she could have it.

*blush* I have to admit… dirty talk during my smut also ‘seriously’ revs up my motor too. Let’s have MORE!!!


His hands stroked down her arms until he could reach her wrists. He circled the deceptively tiny bones and started pulling her hands towards him until Chloe rested flat on her face in front of him. “No using your hands,” he demanded as he crossed her wrists at the small of her back.

Her upper body was pressed into the mattress while her ass was pushed up nicely, impaling her further on his cock. Lex grinned at having pulled off the move perfectly. “If you want to come, you’re going to come just from my dick ramming into you, got it?”

Oh MY! That IS impressive. Chloe really did unleash the inner caveman. A caveman with some seriously mad acrobatic bedroom skills. A girl could die happy with such a creature. VERY impressive descriptions of the physical manoeuvrings over here, BlueSabby. I LOVED it!!!


She pushed back against him but let him take control. Lex had been amazing, touching her, kissing her and staving off his own orgasm so she could fully enjoy his body, it was the least she could do.

*snort* riiight! The ‘least’ she could do, because we all know what a ‘chore’ it must be to be fucked in this amazingly spectacular fashion.

Heh, but I do appreciate Chloe being willing to give up her controlling and teasing to indulge in Lex’s whims… for the moment.


Lex bit his lip bloody as he kept pumping into her, feeling her muscles contract and relax without rhythm as she came under him. Felt his own climax coming on fast and hard, finally. Somehow got his hands under her body, closing over her breasts and holding on as he hoisted her up. Jerked up harder, loosing his rhythm as pleasure hit and explosively released the tension.

“Fuck yeah,” groaned out as his hips kept moving until it ebbed, stopped, ceased the hold on him.

Lex exhaled slowly against her shoulder and nipped at the sweaty skin, arms moving just enough to hold her securely in his lap for a moment.

That had been good.

For a start.

WOW! That was an amazing ending to their first sexual session. It was heated and intense beyond all imagining. I LOVED how Lex lost complete control in the end…. How he gave EVERY-thing he had into Chloe without holding back. I have to wonder how he’s going to go back to fucking vapid, boring socialites after having a taste of this kind of passionate coupling.

The saddest part is that, despite how shallow and meaningless this encounter really is, it’s still the most incredible, indepth sex Lex has EVER had. Such a sad, pathetic man, and he doesn’t even realize it.


Asking when they were going to do it again. Rating their performance. Chloe had been half temped to ask Lex if he had a dildo stashed somewhere. It would have cured her problem pretty well.

hmmm, there’s a good question. Why DOESN’T Chloe just walk around with a dildo stuck inside her? It will be inconvenient and uncomfortable, but MUCH better than hearing THAT voice 24/7… and certainly more comfortable than any artificial solution Lex could come up with to solve his incessantly chattering dick.


**How much longer till they get on with it again?**

A pause.

**I know, but you’ll be ready soon right?**

Dear GOD, those sexual parts are annoying! Get a dildo, NOW! And cock-rings seem like a good solutions too.


Lex smirked as he pulled the handcuffs closer and opened them. The key was still on the felt behind Chloe’s head. In his fantasy, he’d been taking her from behind, but now that she sat so nicely on top of the pool table, legs spread to make room for him between them, the plan changed.

So Lex has had fantasies about handcuffing a woman to his pool table and taking her from behind. My, my, MY… what a naughty imagination that boy has. LOL! And also… hot!

Was he seriously contemplating LANA as a sexual partner??!!


Lex closed his eyes and breathed through the slight irritation. “Lie back, arms above your head, and keep them there.” His tone was a little rougher than he’d intended, but Chloe didn’t seem to mind.

He looked at her for another moment, ignoring his dick’s demand for instant gratification. He placed his hands on her hipbones, feeling the curved bones under the smooth skin before he trailed his palms up her body and to her nipples, pinching the tiny buds first softly, then harder until she gasped and bucked her hips.

“Nice,” he commented as his hands trailed downwards again, dragging his nails over her stomach to leave red welts in the pale skin. “This may just be better than the initial fantasy.”

oh wow! I remember complaining how the sex was shallow and meaningless… But, without all the distraction that feelings and ‘romance’ can bring, it seems like the sex can be rough and furiously satisfying for EVERY-one… not only the Chlex, but also for the happy readers. Mmmm, rough sex! Let’s get on with it!!!


Lex lowered his head and kissed her belly button, leaving more red marks down the length of her thighs. His tongue dipped into the hollow indentation, mimicking the nice slow fuck he intended to start out with. Stabbing his tongue inside, he latched on and pulled the skin between his teeth, then circled the edges with the tip of his tongue.

Chloe bucked and moaned under him, pressing into the contact. Lex released the flesh in his mouth as her legs came up and closed around his waist, tightening to pull him closer. He licked a path up the center of her chest until his nose touched the hollow at her throat. His tongue circled around the indentation before he veered off to latch onto her neck, biting down just above her jugular. Again, softly first, then increasing the pressure until she cried out and bucked into him.

Ooooh, I honestly CANNOT decide whether I prefer the quick, fast rough sex, or whether I like this slow teasing torture. But I LIKE the plan of starting out slow, and ending hard. I must commend you for your excellence in the quality of the smut in this fic, BlueSabby. Above and beyond!


His hands made a return trip north from the backs of her knees and slid under her, cupping her ass and pulling her closer to the edge of the table so he’d have a better angle to fuck her in a minute. “If you really want me to fuck your ass, that is.”

Lex decided to test the waters a little and shifted on hand a little further in, rubbing it slowly back and forth over the tiny hole, not breaching it yet, to see her reaction.

I must admit, anal sex has never really done anything for me in my smut readings. I usually find myself substituting the word vagina for ass in most readings. But, if anyone can make detailed backdoor penetration hot, that would be BlueSabby. I look forward to seeing how they make it sound erotic. So far, good start… Lex seems to be starting out aroused, but careful and considerate.


Getting herself under some semblance of control, she said, “I don’t think any of the ways I’ve fantasized about it happening are all that conducive to reality.”

Early on she’d noticed that she liked it hard and deep. But that wasn’t going to do for the first time. She’d be tight and nervous and they’d have to go slow. She blinked up at him, keeping her hands above her head. “Doesn’t seem like a good idea to have me on your desk or the hard floor as you ram into me, does it?”

She saw something flash in his eyes and gulped. “Not for the first time, at least.”

Lex shook his head. “Not unless you’re into serious pain.”

Heh, Chloe, in this fic, is seriously into kinky-hard, which is a great thing… I’m really enjoying that. But it’s good to know that her preference is not going to lead to something that she’s not ready for. And it seems like Lex is more than experienced enough to make this first time quite nice for her.


He could work with it, would just have to remind himself to keep things slow and gentle. That was the thing about fucking virgins, and why he usually avoided them. Except sometimes temptation was too big. “I’ll spread you out just like you are now,” he continued as he painted the image in his mind. “Get you all nice and relaxed until you’re ready to start.”

His hands slid up her body again until they were braced beside her head, caging her in. Their faces were close now, so he could look into her eyes as he spoke. “Get you used to the feeling first, see how you can take a finger, then two.” His hips moved a little faster, urged on by her undulating against him. “Stretch you slowly until you’re begging for more,” he breathed against her mouth before he closed the last inches between them to kiss her.

The kiss was slow and thorough, his tongue mimicking the motion of his cock inside her. She was working her muscles around him again and Lex groaned into her mouth. His rhythm sped up slowly and he pulled out of the kiss to look into her face. “And when you’re ready, I’m going to slowly pull out my fingers and replace them with my cock, but don’t worry, I won’t push in all the way at once. You’ll have enough time to get used to the feeling before I start fucking you.”

ROTFLOL! I know it wasn’t supposed to be really humourous. But it sounded like Lex was laying out a battle plan over here. Or a business takeover. Well, as long as he gives this business the same kind of obsessive attention he gives to increasing profit margins, I will have NO reasons to complain…


The suction was instantly gone and she looked up at Lex. “I’m sure,” she said in response to his unspoken question. If she didn’t like it, they’d stop.

Lex covered her body with his and started to kiss her. Chloe lost track of time, space and everything else except the skin of Lex’s that was rubbing up against hers. He never stopped fucking her and she gasped into his mouth as she felt one of his hands slide between their bodies.

His tongue and cock worked their ways inside of her. He angled her lower body up a little more and then…

Chloe pulled her mouth away from his and gasped as she felt Lex’s finger slowly slide inside. Not his whole finger. He was taking it slowly. She’d arched up even more against him and their hips were now still. She relaxed her whole body and then nodded.

I have to say this extended foray into piercing a virgin ass is coming along with a VERY impressive start. Lex definitely provided some hot encouragement, but it was Chloe who gave the word to actually get started. And she also showed a tremendous amount of trust in Lex, which makes sense considering his behaviour so far. Given that this is only a ‘fucking each other out of their systems’ encounter, Lex is being very patient and gentle. They might even be able to stay friends after all this is over.


He slowly started moving his hips again, kissing his way down her jaw line and neck, keeping his finger still inside her to let her get used to the feeling. For him, it was a little bit distracting to have to move around the awkward angle of his arm, but he could work with it.

“How does it feel?” he asked as he slowly started moving his finger inside her, not going deeper than to the second knuckle.

Once again, I am in awe on how incredibly slow and careful Lex is being over here. Chloe is on display in handcuffs, but he is taking every bit of added precaution to make this as good for her as possible. Distracting her with leisurely kisses while bending his own limbs into awkward angles for her benefit. I guess Chloe’s vagina DID chose the perfect person for Chloe to ‘go all the way, every way’ with.


A smile down at her and then his hips started moving with more speed and force. The poor guy was probably thinking about how much work she was. Actually, she doubted that. He had to like the fact that he was going to be her first.

Probably both, LOL!


His free hand reached around to stroke down her stomach until it rested on the curls between her legs. He brushed his thumb over her clit and she bucked so hard that she unwittingly impaled herself further on his cock and finger.

She cried out and Lex pulled the digit back immediately, returning to the shallow thrusting motions from before. Now that he knew the reaction, he pulled his finger almost all the way out, then started stroking her clit again, He kept his hand motionless and let her do the work, concentrating fully on the rhythm of his cock in her cunt.

Wow! He’s really putting a lot of effort into this. Gauging her reactions, adjusting accordingly, and all the time carefully progressing forward to get her ready. Impressive! I suppose it IS like a business takeover for him after all.


Lex was watching her every reaction. She was the only thing in the world that he was focused on. It was a huge turn on for her. She wasn’t used to such close scrutiny, in general. When you added the fact that she knew that he was completely focused on her pleasure, well, that sent her arousal skyrocketing.

heh. What woman wouldn’t be overwhelmed by having all of Luthor’s obsessive attentions, strategizing and actions bending around her just for HER benefit? Lucky Chloe!


Chloe wanted to warn him that she was coming but it was far too late for that. Her orgasm had crept up on her somehow and she was coming hard and long before she could do more than open her mouth.

Her pussy clamped down on his cock and her ass also seemed to try and trap Lex’s finger in her body. She bucked between the two as she rode out her orgasm.

As her eyes flitted open and closed she could see Lex’s face screw up and then relax. She felt him come, even through the condom, and heard the peaceful exhalation he gave once he was done.

Nice. It was slow (as it should have been, considering what they are building up to), but intense. And all this just from fingering her? I wonder whether Chloe will be able to stand having a whole cock shoved into her (slowly and carefully, but a whole cock nonetheless).


He took a moment before he pulled his cock out of her. After standing back, he slowly eased his finger out of her, watching her face for any signs of discomfort, glad when he didn’t find any.

awww. Even now, after coming down from his orgasm high, he’s still being careful and VERY attentive to Chloe’s reactions and receptiveness. I’m sure Chloe is VERY pleased that all the rumours of Lex’s phenomenal skills in bed were not at all exaggerated.


There were still all kinds of paperwork strewn across it. That wouldn’t do at all. He looked over at Chloe who was slowly sitting up on the pool table. Looking at her, he slowly started pushing the papers together and sorting them into piles to make room on the desk.

Holy Hell! They are already getting ready for the next round?! Is there any point when Lex’s cock or Chloe’s vagina are going to cry for mercy… doubtful, but it would be good to turn the tables on those annoying sex parts.

I look forward to seeing how the next encounters goes through. I get the feeling it’s going to be an unforgettable experience in smut reading, and I look forward to seeing it.

[jedi]

For the first time in her life, she didn’t hate meteor rocks. Now that she’d given into what she really wanted to do, she thought that they were the best invention ever. She’d change her mind tomorrow, probably. But, for now, with Lex’s tongue in her mouth as he hovered above her on the bed she blessed them.

Haha!!! That was funny.



**Finally he sees the light. I’m gonna make sure we’re up for it all the way.**

Lex’s eyes narrowed and he groaned, not in pleasure.

See if they couldn’t fuck this damn poison out of their system and make their privates shut up for good.


Fuck!! I've totally forgetten those annoying body parts until there!!!!
But well..they're still funny as hell.

HOT stuff, ladies. Horrrayyyy!!

[lilinny]

So this is the story you were working so hard on. Pun intended. I just can't wait for more.

[happybum]

Yay! Rosy is finally getting some action. That was mind-blowing hot. I need some water to put the smuldering fire. You guys have no idea how much times i have to change and correct my feedback because my mind and senses are temporarily out of order. My mind is befuddled. yup. More smut please. :drool2:

[TheDragonLady]

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[BlueSabby]

A/N: Blue: Here's a big update to go along with the big bang. You get a bitty one next. Just a warning. Enjoy!

A/N: Sabby: Hope you enjoy the show! Pervy crazy people...god I love you.


As Lex cleaned up his desk, preparing to fuck her again, her pussy chimed in.

But first, it sounded like it was smacking its lips. Ugh, disgusting.

**Well, what do you expect with all the drooling I’ve been doing?**

Chloe pulled another face. **Now is not the time to get all proper. Not with what we’re about to do**

She sat up and noticed that she was still cuffed.

**Rosy is very excited but do go slow. That finger was nothing compared to Georgie**

“I warned you about that,” she muttered. The name thing was too much. Lex looked over her.

“Peanut gallery again,” she explained and he nodded. Then something occurred to her. “Lex, did your cock give my pussy a name?”

Lex shifted the last stack of papers aside and looked over at Chloe again. “Yeah, but trust me, you don’t really want to know.”

Chloe’s brows lifted and he continued, “Let’s just say the name is by far too prim and proper, not to mention 18th century for what it’s been up to in the last forty-eight hours or so.”

He shook his head, then it occurred to him to wonder why she’d come up with the question. His gaze cut back up to Chloe and frowned. “Yours gave my dick a name, didn’t it?”
**I’ll have you know it’s perfectly normal. What did you expect that we just keep calling each other pussy, cock, or ‘hey you over there’ once we get to know each other? Of course I have a name**

Lex looked at his dick and was pretty certain he didn’t want to know. Except that curiosity was getting the better of him. He hoped that Chloe’s cunt had more taste in terms of names than his dick did.

“Okay, I’ll tell yours if you tell mine.”

This didn’t sound good at all. The 18th century? Her pussy?

**I’m a lady** Chloe started to crack up at the affronted tone. “Sure you are,” she said as her head dipped a little.

Thankfully, Lex understood what she was doing so he didn’t have that odd an expression on his face when she looked over at him again.

“Yours isn’t all that spectacular, either.”

Lex’s head whipped down.

**You’ve offended him**

Chloe rolled her eyes and sank off the pool table. “I meant the name, not the actual body part.” Her eyes drifted downwards.

“That,” she said, taking her cuffed hands and placing them over Lex’s head until they were resting on the back of his neck, “is rather spectacular.” She pulled him closer and kissed him leisurely.

When she pulled back she whispered, “His name is Georgie.”

Lex made a face. “Cecilia,” he countered.

Shaking his head he returned the kiss for a moment before pulling back a little. “Neither of them’s got taste in names.”

He wrapped his arms around her waist and lifted her up to settle her on the desk. She hissed at the cold sensation and Lex distracted her with another kiss.

**Mate, if you wanna fuck her ass now, you’ll need a few supplies**

Lex turned his eyes towards the ceiling, ignoring his dick for the moment. The damn thing had to shut up sometime soon. Or he was likely to smother it in a tub full of lard just to get a little sense of peace.

**Hrm…lard? Doesn’t make for the best lube, but in case of emergency**

“Shut up.”

Chloe giggled a little. She remembered when she thought Lex was losing his mind in the Talon. Seemed so long ago but had it really only been this morning? Amazing where the day could take you.

What was also interesting was the face that Lex made when he was talking to Georgie. She knew his annoyed face. Was well acquainted with it. But this face was different. If only she had a camera.

Though, she was sure she made some interesting faces when talking to Cecilia. She wondered which of their body parts was naughtier. She had a sneaking suspicion it would come out a tie.

She stroked Lex’s upper back. “Well, at least they have tastes in other things,” she pointed out. She tried to imagine if Cecilia hadn’t shut up about Mr. Resnin in the flower shop. That would have been bad and she might have ended up in the mental ward. All in all, she and Lex were lucky that they’d hooked up. In more ways than one.

Lex’s hands were absently moving over her body and she could feel it having an affect on her. But then he took them off. She frowned. Then he reached behind his back and extricated himself from her cuffed hands. Full blown pout now.

He looked at the pouty face and couldn’t help but chuckle. “Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere.”

Toying with the cuffs around her wrists he looked up from under his lashes, “I’d just assumed you might want to get these off now.”

Understanding dawned on her face and Lex grinned. “And you forgot a few things when you came sashaying over here.”

He hooked a finger under her chin and lifted it up to give her a peck on the mouth. She really was cute. And he had to admit, sex with her was fun. Too bad she was still jail bait, in a manner of speaking.

**Hey, no thinking! We’re having fun and you’re not going to spoil it, now.**

Lex rolled his eyes and left her on the desk for a moment to get the condoms, lube and the key to the handcuffs that were still on the pool table.

He returned to the desk and put the condoms and lube aside for the moment. “Hands up.”

Chloe lifted her hands and Lex made quick work of getting the cuffs off her. They had left red marks on her wrists, but nothing that would leave scrapes or bruises.

“You were not that convincing at the whole helpless thing, by the way,” he said with a smirk.

“Hey,” she said, shaking her hand out a little, “I did the best I could. It’s not something I’m used to, you know?”

She thought that she’d done an ok job. Well, as well as a job as she could have done. Chloe wasn’t a passive person by nature. But she had managed not to move her hands or touch Lex with them at all.

“If you wanted someone who was just going to lie there,” she said, grinning, “you could have picked someone else.” They both knew who she was talking about and Lex’s face turned. Looked like he’d smelled something rotten.

“I didn’t think so.” She leaned forward and gave him a peck on the mouth. “So, um, should I turn over or something?”

The smirk was back and Lex shook his head. “Then what?”

“Just lie back and relax.” Now an evil grin.

Chloe’s body started to warm up. She matched his smile. “Yes, sir.”

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Her body jerked off the surface and Lex had to use his arm to hold her down and keep her from breaking his jaw as she bucked and thrashed under his mouth. He would have grinned if his lips weren’t too busy doing other things.

**Told you you’d love it, Cecy dear**

Lex ignored the running commentary of his cock and continued fucking Chloe with his tongue. His teeth scraped lightly over her clit before he gave the tiny nub a broad lick. Her thrashing was so vigorous his chin was getting drenched in her juices.

He reached out blindly with his free hand to find the little tube he’d set aside earlier. There was something to be said for flip caps when you only had one hand free. His other arm was still busy holding her down to the desk.

Chloe kept moaning and cursing, words spilling from her mouth that she was probably not fully aware of. “God, yes,” whimper, “so good,” grunt, “More!”

Lex flipped the cap and managed to get a good amount of the cold gel onto his fingers. The tube slid out of his slippery hand and landed with a clatter on the floor.

Chloe’s head came up and Lex locked eyes with her as she looked down at him between her legs. He grinned at her for a moment, licked his lips and went down again, closing his mouth over the top of her pussy and started to flick his tongue quickly over the slippery flesh between his lips.

Under the table, out of sight, he rubbed his fingers together, spreading the lube and trying to warm it up a little. No need to let a cold shock ruin his success at getting her to relax.

He heard Chloe’s head thunk back onto the desk and kept doing what had worked so far. Long licks, alternated with quick hard stabs of his tongue into her pussy, wiggle here, curl there and just when she was this side of incoherent…

Lex snuck his hand up and pushed one finger into her rear up to the second knuckle.

Chloe wondered when he’d let her come and didn’t want it to happen at the same time. Lex had been on his knees for the better part of the last fifteen minutes. She’d been muttering, grunting, shouting and moaning nonsense for about fourteen minutes. That was her best guess.

Cecilia was no better off than she was. Chloe could barely keep up with the begging her pussy was doing. And the compliments she was giving.

**Better than that girl. Who would have though it? Yeah, right there. OH! A little mdimphd.”

At least when Lex’s tongue entered her she couldn’t hear the damn voice.

Another sweat had already broken out on her skin and Chloe wiped some of it from her forehead. She knew that her legs were spread shamelessly wide but couldn’t muster up enough energy to care or feel ashamed. The only thing she felt was Lex. His lips, tongue, teeth and sometimes those long, graceful fingers.

She was right on the edge. Chloe just needed a little more to make it there….

Then she felt Lex’s finger smoothly push inside of her ass while he sucked on her clit.

“Shit!” The expletive was accompanied by a fairly strong orgasm. Chloe bucked up a little and one hand grabbed at her breast.

Lex kept lapping at her as she rode out the orgasm. He also started to move his finger. A little more rapidly and a little harder. It felt good. Not odd or painful.

She sank back down to the desk and both hands massaged her tits. “Hmm, that was nice.”
**Yes, yes it was. Have him give us another. Georgie, dirty talk, tell him**

Chloe chuckled but then gasped when on the next stroke of Lex’s finger, another one appeared.

After a moment, Chloe moved her hips again. “Uhhhh.” That felt really good. “Yeah, good, Lex.”

He gave her time to get used to it, not moving his fingers too fast or too deep until he felt her relax around them.

**Come on, no need to be uber-careful. She likes it. Oh and Cecy says to keep going and do that tongue curl thing again.**

Lex rolled his eyes but went with the suggestion. He moved his mouth a little lower and pushed his tongue into her pussy as far as it could reach, then curled the tip of his tongue to rub against her inner walls. Chloe instantly bucked up taking his fingers deeper with the unconscious move.

His mouth returned to her clit as he started scissoring his fingers, waiting for the rings of muscle to relax enough that he could add a third finger.

**Heh, she says she wants to keep you. As in not just me. But she still likes me better.**

He sucked on the flesh between his lips and lashed his tongue back and forth in quick movements. This kind of feedback, he could live with.

**I can’t wait to get in there. She’ll be so nice and tight, not that you aren’t Cecy, just you know, different thing. Don’t worry, I’m sure now that they’re over the whole bullshit we’ll play again, and again and oh, have you ever done it in a pool?**

Lex rolled his eyes, but the idea did have merit. The idea of sex in a pool that was. Less gravity, allowing you to do things that otherwise would be just a little too taxing to be fun.

When Chloe’s hips returned to the table, Lex slowly added a third finger. Chloe froze up and he stopped pushing, keeping his fingers still inside her, waiting for her to give the go ahead. When she didn’t move for a moment, Lex stopped his attentions on her clit and looked up from between her legs.

“Too much?”

She’d taken the two fingers with absolutely no problem. But the third felt like it was stretching her. She felt that pressure again. When Lex stopped and asked her a question, she breathed evenly for a few moments before responding.

“Give me a minute.” She moved her hips experimentally and the pressure abated…for a moment.

**We can do this. Rosy’s ready. Just relax. You want this. She wants this. I want this. We all want this. Just breathe in. And out.**

Shockingly enough, the voice actually helped her this time.

**Gonna be so good. Think of being bent over his desk** The picture flashed in her mind and Chloe whimpered a little. **Him calling you all of those names you like to hear** Lex’s lips at her ear, tickling her.

Chloe felt her lower body relax, she rocked her hips and…

“Jesus!”
Lex’s three fingers were deep inside. And then he started to slowly pump them. Chloe did her best to control herself but, no doubt about it, she went wild.

**Georgie, tongue, now**

**Tongue**

He hadn’t needed the suggestion to do so, and went straight back to his ministrations, circling, licking, scraping his teeth over the sensitive skin and letting her fuck herself on his fingers. He could feel the muscles giving way slowly and accepting the intrusion.

He just hoped that she’d stay this relaxed when he actually tried to fuck her. His fingers were large, but compared to his dick there was still quite a difference.

Her hips started pumping more vigorously and his fingers moved easier inside her. The generous amount of lube he’d used was also helping. Lex pumped his fingers faster and listened for any sounds of discomfort, but if her curses and moans were anything to go by…

**Oh, she likes it, she’s good, in fact you can flip her over any time now, mate. Kinda hard here and waiting to get going.**

Lex felt an actual twinge of arousal from his cock and hissed through his teeth. Okay, maybe it was time to move along.

He lashed his tongue over her clit one last time and slowly pulled his fingers out of her. Chloe’s protest was a resounding, “No, more,” but he shook his head.

“Time to turn around if you want me to fuck you,” he said in a rough voice.

As Chloe repositioned herself on the desk, Lex bent over to get the lube from the floor. No such thing as too much lube, especially not when dealing with a virgin.

**Oh, keep talking, she likes that. The dirtier the better**

Lex placed the lube on the table and grabbed a condom. High time to shut up the peanut gallery. He rolled the rubber on and picked up the lube, getting a good sized dollop on his already wet palm and spread it over the length of his cock.

“This is going to feel so good,” he promised as he stepped up behind her, rubbing his cock into the crack of her ass. “Think you’re ready?” he whispered as he leaned over her and slipped two fingers back in her ass.

Chloe moaned and pushed back against his fingers, taking the digits all the way inside as he pumped them, slow and hard. “Think you can take my cock, it’s quite a bit bigger then my fingers,” he threatened as he added a third finger, feeling the channel clamp down around them. “No matter how much I prepare you, it’s gonna be rough at first.”

Lex’s other hand was running along the back of her thighs and then over her ass. It made it a little difficult to focus on his words. But when she did, it was worth it.

Hearing Lex describe what he was going to do to her keyed her up even more. She was ready and willing, she only hoped she was able.

She spread her legs even more, hoping to give Lex as much access as he possibly needed. Chloe nodded at his last statement. She knew that, in the beginning, this wasn’t going to be pleasant. But at least Lex knew what he was doing. And he’d been careful with her body up to this point. She knew that he’d retreat if there was any sign from her of discomfort or pain.

Chloe pushed herself up on her arms and stabilized her upper body. She used one hand and then the other to push her hair back behind her ears.

She wiggled her ass against Lex’s body and could feel his erection poking at her. “That’s ok. You’ll help me through it.” Chloe looked over her shoulder and held Lex’s gaze. “I’m ready. Fuck my ass.”

Lex nodded. Chloe felt him slip his fingers from her body and she watched him grasp at his cock and line it up. She felt her breathing start to pick up but she reminded herself she needed it to remain nice and smooth.

She turned her head back to face away from Lex and closed her eyes as she waited for him to start.

He took it slowly. She felt his cock start to work its way past her cheeks. Then, oh god, she felt the tip poking at her hole.

It wasn’t that it hurt or that she wasn’t prepared. Chloe just couldn’t believe that it was happening. And then he pushed forward a little more. “Lex,” she whimpered his name as her head dropped forward.

She could feel his warmth through the condom, even through the lube, and his cock throbbing in her ass. He was only partway inside, though. She tentatively slid her hips back. Cried out again as more of him slipped into her body.

Lex breathed heavily through his nose, forcing himself to remain still. She was so fucking tight he could feel the pulse throbbing inside his dick. “Jesus.”

He inhaled again and slowly pushed forward, burying another inch inside her ass. “This is going to take a while, you’re so goddamn tight I’m not sure you can even take it all the way.” There was still a good few inches left and his dick wasn’t getting smaller towards the root.

Retreating slowly, he pushed forward again, not getting any further than before. Shallow thrusts then, at least for now. He leaned forward and smoothed his hands over her shoulders and down her back, kneading the tense muscles and stroking over the sweaty skin. “How does it feel so far?”

His hands went to the front, cupping and massaging her full breasts and tweaking her nipples. “Wanna stop?”

Chloe made a protesting noise and pushed her hips back again, forcing herself further onto his cock. Lex bit his lip at the unexpected increase in pressure around his length. He was almost all the way in now.

“Keep touching me,” she panted out. “It helps. Please.” She didn’t care how broken her last word sounded. She’d never meant the word as strongly as she did now.

Lex’s hands continued working at her tits and she felt some of the pressure there alleviating the pressure in her ass. It made no logical sense but she didn’t give a good goddamn about that.

While one hand continued to work at her nipple, the other moved some hair off of her throat and he started to kiss her below the ear. He’d figured out that she was sensitive there and she shuddered a little.

“I can take it all,” she assured him. And she felt and heard him chuckle against her skin. He also muttered something about “overachiever” and she felt her body relax even more. Once it had done that, she gently pushed back again.

Lex’s teeth had been lightly scraping at her neck. He bit down, involuntarily she thought, when she’d done that. He cursed harshly against her neck and then ran his tongue over the mark.

Using as much strength as she could, Chloe tightened her muscles around Lex’s cock. He jerked forward again and she groaned at the feeling. Then, he remained still. “You ok,” she asked breathlessly a smile on her face.

He bit into her neck again for that little remark. “I will be, as soon as it doesn’t feel like my dick is gonna break off if I try to pull it back.”

As if she wasn’t tight enough to begin with, she’d squeezed her muscles, trapping his cock in a vice of hot, slippery flesh, not too bad a feeling, as long as you didn’t try to move.

“You’re so goddamn tight, you’ve never even fucked your ass with your fingers, have you?”

His hand moved down her chest to reach between her legs, fingers sliding between her wet folds to play with her clit. “You’ll have to loosen up a lot before I can fuck you as hard as you want it.” His fingers slipped into her cunt and started pumping slowly. “For now, we’ll take it nice and slow, and you’re not going to try and have your way, because trust me, it wouldn’t get you anywhere except the ER.”

He bit her shoulder again, then licked a path up her neck and chuckled into her ear. “Unless you want to become some nurse’s funny story of the week.” He slowly pulled out a little and pushed back in, breathing heavily through his nose.

The muscles around him slowly relaxed, making it a little easier to move. Lex kept up the attention on her pussy as he lengthened his thrusts, pulling out further each time.

“Lean forward a bit.” His voice was a little rough from exhaustion and he cleared his throat before he continued, “You’ll like it.”

It gave him a better angle to work at loosening her up. With the decrease in pressure, the arousal had a chance to start building for him, too. His pace was still slow, but by now he could pull his cock almost all the way out and thrust back in without too much resistance. “You’re gonna make some guy very happy once you’re broken in. Nice body, smart mouth, and a sex kitten on top,” he clucked his tongue.

“Sure making me feel good.” He pulled out and thrust in a little harder, pushing her forward into his hand that was still working at her pussy.

Chloe let Lex set the pace. Thoroughly enjoying the way that she rocked between his cock and his hand. She felt full and could also feel some tingles start to make their way through her body.

“Making me feel good, too, Lex.” She appreciated the genuine compliments. Thought he deserved some of his own.

“Deserve your reputation and then some. Amazing cock.” He pulled the aforementioned body part out of her and then pushed it back in, getting deeper than he’d been before. She groaned in response.

He flicked his thumb over her clit and she jerked against him. His speed was picking up in her ass and she mirrored the motion with her own hips. Dipped her head again. “Yeah, just like that. Can feel you everywhere.”

“Break me in, keep going. Glad you’re my first.” His hand was working faster. She could hear the wet sounds emanating from both places that Lex was fucking her.

Lex smirked at the compliments, quickening his pace a little, now that she was truly relaxing. “It’ll feel even better when you’re used to it.” The side of his thumb nail scraped lightly over her clit, making her buck harder into his hand.

Now that he didn’t have to concentrate completely on being careful and slow, he remembered that she liked a little talk during sex. Well, he was always willing to oblige a good lay. “Too bad you didn’t bring a toy.”

He licked his lips and pushed another finger into her pussy. “You should try it some time, fuck your pussy with a nice big dildo while you take it up the ass.”

Lex shifted his hips, changing the angle a little and thrust in a bit harder. “You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Like it naughty, the dirtier the better. Or at least so I’m told.” He twisted his fingers around, rubbing the heel of his palm against her clit. “Or maybe use a vibe, see how many times you can make yourself come before the guy looses control.”

His other hand moved up to tend to her neglected breasts. “So much fun to be had with the right toys,” he pinched her nipple hard, then rubbed his palm over the smarting skin.

He could feel his arousal growing stronger, tension settling in his lower belly, coiling and getting ready to snap.

His thrusts came harder and faster, still careful not to get too rough. Lex licked his lips and pumped his fingers into her with more force. Too bad he wouldn’t get to enjoy her when she was really broken in. They could have a lot of fun together.

“I almost envy the guy you’re going to end up with. Let’s hope for you he’s got enough stamina to keep up with you.”

Lex moved his hands to her hips and she knew that he was close. She was too. Didn’t think she’d even need anything on her clit. Just the deep fuck of his cock in her ass should be enough. She felt her heavy breasts swaying from the jerking her body was doing.

“If not,” she panted, “you can take over.” They weren’t in love. Hell, they didn’t like each other all that much sometimes, but they were good together physically. “Should reap the benefits of your hard work.”

Chloe wouldn’t mind a repeat performance. If the hard way that Lex’s cock was filling her ass was any indication, he wouldn’t either. He was sliding in and out easily and nothing felt odd anymore. Was just as good as if he were in her cunt.

**You’ll let him in me again? Oh, Chloe, good girl** “Only if you shut the fuck up until I come.” Nothing more from her cunt.

Remembering that he liked it, Chloe circled her hips and squeezed his cock the next time Lex thrust to the hilt inside of her.

Chloe braced her hands on the desk and started to ram her hips back. She did feel some discomfort now but she pushed past it. “Yeah, Lex, like that.” She spread her legs wider. One of Lex’s hands ran down her body from the small of her back up to the back of her neck. She lowered her head and moaned at the pressure that appeared as he tightened his hold on her.

She could feel his balls slapping against her ass. Hear the tops of his thighs smacking against her skin. Chloe felt it start to happen.

“Coming, Lex.” The pressure between her legs intensified and she screamed when Lex pitched his hips forward as he lost himself, thrusting in and out of her, starting to loose his rhythm.

Dropped her arms a little so she was resting on her elbows, her forehead pressing against the desk. It changed the angle of Lex’s cock in her ass and she came on the next thrust.

She clawed at the desk and kept her hips moving as her head snapped up. Her cunt twitched, looking for something to grasp at. Chloe grit her teeth and tightened her ass.

Lex bucked a few more times against her and then moved both hands back on her hips. He grabbed them and thrust into her hard and fast before he came. Chloe felt him through the condom as he groaned her name loudly.

He caught himself on his arms before he could collapse on her back, wrung out from his climax and breathing harshly. That had been something, alright. Lex was pretty sure he’d seen stars there for a split second.

Placing small kisses on the back of her neck and her shoulders, he gave both of them a moment, not pulling out yet. The feeling would be odd for her, never mind that his cock would probably start commenting the moment it was free of constraint.

He gyrated his hips slowly and Chloe gave another low moan. “Sore already?”

If not, she definitely would be soon. That was the drawback the first few times, or so he’d been told. It was funny what women liked to share once you got them drunk enough and in your bed.

Lex shifted his weight onto one arm so he could bring the other up to stroke over Chloe’s body. She was practically drenched in sweat, and he knew he wasn’t fairing any better. “We’re gonna need another shower.”

“Definitely,” she said. She relaxed her body and turned her head a little to look at Lex. “And the soreness will be worth it.” She placed a kiss on Lex’s neck and nuzzled at the skin. He was still inside. “I’m ready,” she murmured.

She predictably gasped when Lex pulled his cock out of her ass. There was a steady throb there now. Well, she’d deal with it. Lex kissed her one more time on the back and then turned away from her, taking care of the condom.

After it was in the trash, he held out his hand to her and she took it. Chloe wasn’t sure what her first steps would be like now but she’d told Lex the truth. Any pain was worth it.

tbc

[westwingwolf]

You girls are great at describing images as I got the entire mental picture and it was hot. Good to see that Lex was careful with Chloe's first time and that she didn't have a problem with the pain. I detect that the voices aren't as annoying as they once were, I doubt they'll be able to live with them, but at least things are improving. Also, is it possible that they are showing regret that this physical thing isn't for a longer term. Who says something that is purely physical can't last for longer than they think? I say as long as the sex is still hot, keep doing it.

[Kit Merlot]

That was a gorgeously descriptive update! I really liked that Chloe and Lex now know the first names of their respective private parts:D

And good for Lex for being so caring with Chloe--could he be any cooler?!;)

[somethingeasy]

Sorry, a shorter review this time, I HAVE to start packing now.


He shook his head, then it occurred to him to wonder why she’d come up with the question. His gaze cut back up to Chloe and frowned. “Yours gave my dick a name, didn’t it?”
**I’ll have you know it’s perfectly normal. What did you expect that we just keep calling each other pussy, cock, or ‘hey you over there’ once we get to know each other? Of course I have a name**

Lex looked at his dick and was pretty certain he didn’t want to know. Except that curiosity was getting the better of him. He hoped that Chloe’s cunt had more taste in terms of names than his dick did.

“Okay, I’ll tell yours if you tell mine.”

This didn’t sound good at all. The 18th century? Her pussy?

**I’m a lady** Chloe started to crack up at the affronted tone. “Sure you are,” she said as her head dipped a little.

Thankfully, Lex understood what she was doing so he didn’t have that odd an expression on his face when she looked over at him again.

“Yours isn’t all that spectacular, either.”

Lex’s head whipped down.

**You’ve offended him**

This was my favourite part. I really loved how Chloe's pussy was actually affronted by any indication that she wasn't a lady. ROTFLMAO!

More than anything else, this marked the start of Chloe and Lex starting to work with their privates rather than against them... or is it their privates that finally stopped being pains in the asses (no pun intended) and started using their communication to actually HELP their owners instead of mindlessly annoying, nagging or distracting them.

It's about time Georgie and Cecilia (and I'm STILL LOL about those names) started being helpful and useful. It was really great the way Cecilia and Georgie were passing messaged along to Lex, telling him how to go about the delicate task of breaking Chloe in, and it DID go about smoothly and beautifully. Chloe enjoyed herself thoroughly with very little pain from the intrusion in a new and unusual area of penetration.

heh, I did notice that Georgie and Cecilia had not completely stopped nagging, but at least they were being a little less annoying about it. It seemed like Lex was quite taken by Georgie's suggestion of pool-sex. Are we going to have that kind of sex-play in an upcoming chapter?


“You were not that convincing at the whole helpless thing, by the way,” he said with a smirk.

“Hey,” she said, shaking her hand out a little, “I did the best I could. It’s not something I’m used to, you know?”

She thought that she’d done an ok job. Well, as well as a job as she could have done. Chloe wasn’t a passive person by nature. But she had managed not to move her hands or touch Lex with them at all.

“If you wanted someone who was just going to lie there,” she said, grinning, “you could have picked someone else.” They both knew who she was talking about and Lex’s face turned. Looked like he’d smelled something rotten.

I enjoyed the banter between them. I was a little concerned that this seemed like mindless, casual (albeit hot) sex. Something that would be over as soon the Chlex couple tired of each other and started searching for other partners. And it seems like they entered this sex-a-thon with that kind of unofficial agreement in mind.


“I almost envy the guy you’re going to end up with. Let’s hope for you he’s got enough stamina to keep up with you.”

Lex moved his hands to her hips and she knew that he was close. She was too. Didn’t think she’d even need anything on her clit. Just the deep fuck of his cock in her ass should be enough. She felt her heavy breasts swaying from the jerking her body was doing.

“If not,” she panted, “you can take over.” They weren’t in love. Hell, they didn’t like each other all that much sometimes, but they were good together physically. “Should reap the benefits of your hard work.”

I thought it was incredible that Lex so blithely listed out all of Chloe's amazing qualities (sexy sharp-witted sex kitten), and still be able to keep a sense of emotional distance from the amazing woman he was fucking. He felt absolutely NO sense of loss at the thought of 'eventually losing her' to some other guy once she fucks Lex (and Georgie) out of her system.

This affair was casual to the extent that Lex felt free and open enough to blithely remark (with absolutely no sense of resentment) that he almost envied the mans he chose as her long-term partner. AND Chloe was able to take that statement in the spirit in which it was given... agreeing that there was absolutely NO emotional connection between the two of them, that this was just an extended one-night stand, meant to solve the little problem of their bodies being sexually starved for something hot, exciting and acrobatic.

But this banter and compliment exchange might lead to something a little more... intimate? hmmm, perhaps! Perhaps not. But I can't wait to find out how it works out.


He bit her shoulder again, then licked a path up her neck and chuckled into her ear. “Unless you want to become some nurse’s funny story of the week.” He slowly pulled out a little and pushed back in, breathing heavily through his nose.

oh yeah, and ROTFLMAO about the becoming the 'nurse's funny story of the week'.

I look forward to future updates, please post soon.

[whodunit??]

that was hot!!! and i hope once lex and chloe have rested up a bit they'll take georgie's suggestion and go do it in the pool... update soon!!

heather

[lilinny]

Wow!!!! I have no words to say how hot that was. Made me feel like a fly on the wall. Fantasytic chapter.

[xxasaxx]

:drool2::drool2: brilliant descriptions

[Sandy]

... is all I have to say... HOT! and yes take the pool suggestion :yeahbaby:

[Maha]

OMG... That was hot :drool2: I'm glad somethingeasy recommended you.
The idea - private parts conversing with each other - it's hilarious. Now I need to know what happens next.

[dayamiracle]

So HOT!!! loved the update cant wait for the next one

[hfce]

DAMN! DAMN!! DAMN!! I need a cigarette after reading that. :smoke: I promise I will give you more words in my review next time. But this is all I can do. :smoke:

[zho9]

Frak, that was hot.
I'm not sure where you're going with this romance wise, but I'm kinda liking the idea that this is just physical for them. Don't know why since I'm a "happily ever after" girl. Oh, well.

[BellaMR]

I liked Chloe's suggestion that Lex can keep using her after she's broken in. He should definately reap the benefits and then you gals can have endless chapters to write for us.

I vote for good hot tub sex. They can clean off, Chloe can relax her muscles and they still have the benefit of being in water. I'm sure Lex has a tub big enough to feel like a pool.

[Queen Of Tact]

OMFG there really needs to be a warning atthe start of this not to read all of it at once.... And another warning not to read this while you're at work....

love love love it.... I had to bite my lip a couple time to keep from LOL...

please post more soon, and you sure as hell better post somthing with them having fun with toys... mmm that was so hot....



CC

[juuicebox]

that was hot
intense
update soon

[FroggyJump]

What I've liked so far is the amount of kissing that they seem to be doing in this. Don't get me wrong the smut is lovely but the kissing is taking the cake at the moment.

[malugargula]

OMG
Hot really hot
:)
I can`t wait for more
And I still laugh when I read their parts` names
LOL

[DiscoGhostie]

Oh...yeah! I am going back to the beginning and rereading to tide me over until the next chapter. Hooah for smut that pays attention to character development and physics! :D

[BlueSabby]

A/N: Blue: And that's all she wrote! Or we wrote, I should say. Here's the last chappie. Enjoy!

A/N: Sabby: You heard the lady. This is the end of the road peeps. It was really just a short crackhead idea, so not meant to turn into pornutopia, being that we've got other ones to take care of. Enjoy anyway.



Chloe woke up in the middle of the night, needing to pee. She raised her head and looked over at Lex. He was still sleeping. She grinned into the pillow and then pushed up with her arms in order to get out of the bed. She walked to the bathroom gingerly and took care of the problem. Her ass hurt but nothing she couldn’t handle.

Once back in the bed next to Lex she asked Cecilia, “No comment that I should climb on top?” She smiled…but no response came.

She sat up and looked down. “Hello?” Nothing. “I’m so bored and don’t know what I should do in a bed alone with a naked Lex.” Again, nothing. Could it really be?

“Lex, Lex.” She tried to shake him awake.

He woke up to some incessant shaking of his shoulder, muttering the first response before he even opened his eyes. “House better be on fire…”

Turning around he stretched out and opened his eyes to see a very excited Chloe on her knees next to him. “What is it?” Well, thinking about it, there could only be one reason why she’d wake him up in the middle of the night. “Oh, come on.” His gaze went down to his dick. “We’ve done everything you wanted, can’t you just shut up and let us get some sleep?”

The response he got was not the one he expected.

Complete silence.

“No commentary from the peanut gallery?”

His gaze turned back to Chloe and the grin that spread on his face matched hers perfectly.

“Finally!”

~~

Lex was seeing her to the door. It was fairly early in the morning. A few hours after they’d made the discovery that they were free, she’d found herself kissing him again. Another few minutes and she’d been under him. As he’d rolled to the side to get a condom, she’d rolled onto her stomach. He’d given her a wide smile when he’d seen that. She returned it, lifted her hips up and groaned when he’d slipped into her ass. He started to lazily pump away. She had enjoyed the slow fuck and had come twice before Lex let himself go.

He’d been really good to her over the past 24 hours. It wasn’t something that she would forget. She thought Lex wouldn’t either. Even putting aside the whole talking cunt and dick thing. So, they had to deal with something absurd to get there. It seemed like a fair tradeoff for what they’d gotten.

The smug smile widened on her face as she remembered being spread out on the pool table for Lex. She was happy that she’d fulfilled one of his fantasies. He’d surely done that for her. She was still nice and achy.

The added bonus had been that they’d been able to shut their genitals up. Chloe mentally checked off all her cunt had told her that Lex wanted. Her smile faltered a little. She’d forgotten something. The smile returned. Well, she could still get it in.

“So,” she said, stringing out the word, “you’ll call me if you get bored?” They’d discussed it last night and both had agreed that as long as things didn’t get complicated they could call on one another every now and again.

Chloe put her hand in the pocket of her skirt. Good, she found what she was looking for. She used the small item to put her hair up in a ponytail. She wanted Lex to see her face.

Lex nodded. “Of course, as per our agreement.” She smiled at him and then went into her pocket again. Pulled her brows together and then rolled her eyes before dropping to her knees. Lex looked down, probably to help her find whatever it was that she’d dropped.

When he moved forward a little, she made her move. Chloe placed her hands on his hips and then moved them over to the button of his pants. “Can’t believe you were going to let me go without coming in my mouth.” She clucked her tongue and shook her head. “What were you thinking?”

He looked at her a little perplexed at the quick change of mood. But then her fingers were pulling his zipper down and he wasn’t about to argue. “What was I thinking, indeed. Possibly that I have a meeting in about an hour? Or maybe I was too busy fucking you to think of a blowjob.”

Cradling her cheek in one hand he smirked down at her as she pushed his pants down far enough to get at his dick. “I hope you can forgive my poor memory.” His thumb traced over her bottom lip and pushed lightly inside her mouth.

She sucked on the digit and her cheeks hollowed out. Her hand was already stroking firmly up and down his cock. “Make it quick, I really do have a meeting in an hour.”

He pulled his thumb from her mouth and cradled the back of her head, widening his stance to give her better access.

“Yeah, yeah,” she murmured dismissively. She doubted if she made it good for him that he’d complain about missing a meeting. But she didn’t want to take the chance.

One hand stroked his dick while the other went straight for his balls. She cradled and tugged them slightly as Lex began to harden. Quickly. She smiled a little. “Eager, aren’t we?” Chloe licked her lips and then moved her head downwards.

She ran her tongue over the head of his cock, paying close attention to the slit at the top as one hand wrapped around the shaft. Chloe looked up at him right before she relaxed her throat and took half of his cock inside of her.
The fact that her pussy wasn’t talking was a blessing. She could feel her own arousal returning. But she’d take care of that once she got home. Lex had a meeting.

Her head began to bob up and down, setting a slow rhythm. With every pass, she took more of Lex’s cock down her throat.

The small gusts of air that came out of her nose were steady and in control. Chloe had done this a number of times so she wasn’t in any danger of overexerting herself. Unlike last night.

Her eyes found Lex’s again as her lips met the fingers that surrounded his cock at the base. She hummed deep in her throat and his eyes screwed shut. The hand on the back of her head had made a fist, tugging her hair. The feeling wasn’t exactly unpleasant.

Lex’s taste was growing stronger every second. Chloe worked the muscles in her throat and Lex’s hips jerked. No need to draw this out anymore.

Chloe dragged her lips against his cock as she pulled her head back. She swirled her tongue around the head as the hand at Lex’s balls made its way between her legs. She pushed her fingers past her underwear and inside of her pussy.

Once they were nice and wet, the hand returned to stroking Lex’s balls. He groaned at the new sensation and she smiled up at him before deep throating him again.

She needed to find that spot. As her head bobbed up and down, now in counterpoint to Lex’s thrusting hips, her hand gave one last squeeze to his balls and moved back towards his ass.

Chloe pressed down on a very specific place between Lex’s ass and balls as she hollowed out her cheeks and constricted the muscles of her throat. In the next moment, she felt Lex’s hot come fill her mouth.

Very pleased with herself, Chloe swallowed it all down. Lex was gasping above her and looked a little out of it. Perfect. She used her mouth to clean him up and quickly fixed his pants.

He blinked down at her and offered her his hand. Chloe got to her feet, one of her knees popped on the way up, and grinned at Lex. “Now I can go.”

Lex breathed heavily and fell back a couple of steps until he could lean against the wall for support. If he’d known she was that good at sucking cock, he wouldn’t have forgotten about the blowjob. He was glad that his cock had stopped talking, sure that the body part would have had some appropriate words regarding his reluctance to let this happen in the first place.

He looked back at Chloe with a calculating gaze, readjusting his initial plans to only call her if he couldn’t find entertainment elsewhere.

“You’re going to have to give me your schedule.” He grinned as she stopped her backward retreat mid step.

“If you think you can give me a blow job like that and breeze off without giving me a chance for retaliation later…”

He walked over to her and grabbed her hair and crashed their mouths together and kissed her thoroughly, chasing his own taste from her tongue.

When he pulled back he was pleased to see that she was slightly dazed.

“Oh, no. You’re in for it the moment our schedules are clear.” He almost purred the words.

His hand trailed down her front and under her skirt, rubbing her through the wet fabric of her panties before he drew back and stepped away a little. “So I’ll see you later.”

“Okay,” she said, breathlessly. She wasn’t going to argue with him. Didn’t want to. She grinned widely and made her way to the door.

“Oh, and Chloe,” his voice came from further away, “Bring one of your toys.”

She heard him jog up the stairs and her grin widened as she took a hold of the door knob, thinking about what they’d do to each other later.

THE END

[xxasaxx]

yowza! :drool2:

[dayamiracle]

WAIT ITS OVER? wow, that was awesome!!!

[westwingwolf]

Well I guess it had to end sometime especially since there was little plot to make it last longer, but you guys certainly packed this story with a bunch of amazing smut. Glad to know that Chloe and Lex will be continuing their smutty ways and this time because they want to not because their parts are driving them crazy.

[hfce]

NOOOO!!! How can it be over already. I love it so much.I will miss their penis and vagina talking. It was really fun and amazing... :D Good job girls bravo!! :clapclap:

[juuicebox]

over? wow that was short
nonetheless very good (:

[lilinny]

This one story that could have gone on forever. I'm sad it's over. Do another insane story!!! It was fun.

[DiscoGhostie]

As sad as I am to see such a great, fun, sexy fic end, you've given us all something steamier than a kettle on the boil and left it open for a sequel. No one can ask for more than that. :) Excellent job, ladies. Thank you very, very much.

[Sandy]

Um yeah I made the mistake in reading it in one sitting. rofl! My mind is out of it, I can't think straight, all I can say is I LOVED IT! I loved the banter between their private parts. So friggin funny! I hope you do another one like this. I can't wait for your next fic, or poll for a new fic! Loved it!

[somethingeasy]

A/N: Blue: And that's all she wrote! Or we wrote, I should say. Here's the last chappie. Enjoy!

A/N: Sabby: You heard the lady. This is the end of the road peeps. It was really just a short crackhead idea, so not meant to turn into pornutopia, being that we've got other ones to take care of. Enjoy anyway.

This took me by complete surprise, but it makes sense that the fic would only last long enough for Lex and Chloe to be able to solve the problem of a pair of annoying ‘unwanted guest speakers’. Having them continue until they admitted to having genuine feelings for each other would have stretched this fic out to an exponentially unreasonable length.


She sat up and looked down. “Hello?” Nothing. “I’m so bored and don’t know what I should do in a bed alone with a naked Lex.” Again, nothing. Could it really be?

“Lex, Lex.” She tried to shake him awake.

He woke up to some incessant shaking of his shoulder, muttering the first response before he even opened his eyes. “House better be on fire…”

Turning around he stretched out and opened his eyes to see a very excited Chloe on her knees next to him. “What is it?” Well, thinking about it, there could only be one reason why she’d wake him up in the middle of the night. “Oh, come on.” His gaze went down to his dick. “We’ve done everything you wanted, can’t you just shut up and let us get some sleep?”

The response he got was not the one he expected.

Complete silence.

“No commentary from the peanut gallery?”

His gaze turned back to Chloe and the grin that spread on his face matched hers perfectly.

“Finally!”

I was actually smiling in delight at this part. Their happiness was just so infectious. They were obviously so relieved and so pleased to be freed from those voices. I get the feeling Chloe and Lex are NEVER going to be taking their ‘private time’ for granted ever again.


Lex was seeing her to the door. It was fairly early in the morning. A few hours after they’d made the discovery that they were free, she’d found herself kissing him again. Another few minutes and she’d been under him. As he’d rolled to the side to get a condom, she’d rolled onto her stomach. He’d given her a wide smile when he’d seen that. She returned it, lifted her hips up and groaned when he’d slipped into her ass. He started to lazily pump away. She had enjoyed the slow fuck and had come twice before Lex let himself go.

This fic was finishing off to a leisurely hot and lovely finish with regards to smut. It was good to know that they had not finished with the kinky play just because they were not being goaded and pressured into participating anymore.


“So,” she said, stringing out the word, “you’ll call me if you get bored?” They’d discussed it last night and both had agreed that as long as things didn’t get complicated they could call on one another every now and again.

And now they are going to indulge themselves anytime and anywhere their schedules allow. And certainly NO more silly thoughts about the potential tightness of Lana’s pussy. Excellent!

And I can imagine this ‘agreement’ of theirs turning into something more emotional and long-term… perhaps even loving. I’m a romantic at heart, I always imagined Scarlet found some way to get Rhett back… imagining PC-Lex and PC-Chloe coming together doesn’t require THAT much of a stretch of the imagination.


Chloe dragged her lips against his cock as she pulled her head back. She swirled her tongue around the head as the hand at Lex’s balls made its way between her legs. She pushed her fingers past her underwear and inside of her pussy.

Once they were nice and wet, the hand returned to stroking Lex’s balls. He groaned at the new sensation and she smiled up at him before deep throating him again.

She needed to find that spot. As her head bobbed up and down, now in counterpoint to Lex’s thrusting hips, her hand gave one last squeeze to his balls and moved back towards his ass.

Chloe pressed down on a very specific place between Lex’s ass and balls as she hollowed out her cheeks and constricted the muscles of her throat. In the next moment, she felt Lex’s hot come fill her mouth.

Nice details on the most EXCELLENT blow job Chloe provided for Lex over here. I can see why she was so smug about making him forget all about his silly little business meeting. Just HOW many people has she practiced this kind of thing with before?


Lex breathed heavily and fell back a couple of steps until he could lean against the wall for support. If he’d known she was that good at sucking cock, he wouldn’t have forgotten about the blowjob. He was glad that his cock had stopped talking, sure that the body part would have had some appropriate words regarding his reluctance to let this happen in the first place.

heh, it was also fun hearing about how Lex was actually unsteady on his feet after such an intense blow job session from Chloe. It’s only a matter of time before he’s completely addicted to getting regular sex from her… not to mention madly in love with her :D


He looked back at Chloe with a calculating gaze, readjusting his initial plans to only call her if he couldn’t find entertainment elsewhere.

huh! He was actually planning to make Chloe his ‘back up’ fuck. I am SO glad he was sensible enough to change his mind, and make HER the preferred fucking partner. It’s not exactly a declaration of love and devotion, but I’ll accept this as a step towards a healthy Chlex relationship.

I suppose an epilogue (showing the eventual Chlex relationship) is out of the question? Too bad, but I can imagine it fairly clearly in my head, so no worries. This was a wonderful ending to a truly wacky and ludicrous fic, and I enjoyed it thoroughly.

[Esther25jm]

Abso-freaking-lutely awesome!! Loved it all!! The funnies, the talks, the steamy sex---GAH!!! I'm totally gonna miss this story and I hope that there will, possibly (?), be a sequel in the future. Outstanding job, ladies!!

[slayer44]

Ahhhhhh, I guess they really were able to fuck it out of their systems. At least they agreed that this little thing between them will continue :) WoW, that last little rendevouz there...incredible HOT!!! Gonna miss this one.

[zho9]

Perfect ending for this crazy hot fic.
Please, whatever you two were indulging in when writing this fic, I strongly encourage you to take it up again - but only after you finish your other current stories.

[malugargula]

I`m a little sad that it`s over because it`s such a funny fic
:)
I`ll miss their private conversations
LOL
Good job

[BellaMR]

The end seemed to come so suddenly, I was a bit shocked. It was a great story though with a happy ending, so I guess I can't complain. Thanks for the great smut. I'll be waiting impatiently for updates in your other stories.

[SVfan1286]

Completely entertaning!

This fic had me laughing my ass off...I loved the conversations between Georgie and Cecilia...And Lex and Chloe stressing to deal with their private's constantly taking to each other, or trying to get them to finally give in and have sex.

My God the smut was incrediable...Mind blowing hot smut...I totally need to take a cold shower after reading this fic.

Fabulous story!

[Dominique]

SEQUEL !?!?!?

[randa]

that was crazy hilarious and hot. i laughed so hard anytime the sexes were talking...i almost couldnt handle it. ok thats a lie.



randa

[purplemoon123]

OMG!!! I couldn't stop laughing. My brother was giving me weird looks as I cackled my way through the story.

Much prop ladies.

Rocio

[chlexous_punk]

FAN-FRAKKIN_TASTIC!!!

Wheres a cigarette when you need one?!! OMG that was HOT HOT HOT smut!

I mean Ive read some pretty hot smut but this tops the list BIG TIME!!!!

I love your idea with the whole talking genitals thing that was mad cool and really creative...part 2 perhaps? lolol

anyway I LOVED IT!!

[Swamy]

Lex umiliation for the lacking of class and sensibility of his cock really cracked me up, I never expected that someone could come up with such a plot for a fiction, glad I was wrong. It was funny and pretty hot

[blackheart_me]

:D:D This story was brilliant! The beginning was incredibly hilarious and this idea is just so unique, I was cracking up with a lot of the comments their genitals came up with :lol:. This was awesom, I loved it ;)

[elementia]

that was the funniest thing ever!!!!
I was laughing so loud....i'm glad I was in my room with the music turned up!!!


:rofl:

[jkar]

That was completely absurd. Yet despite, or maybe because of, the bizarre plot device the story was completely incredible.

Thank you for this one.

Julia

[junelle1]

Excellent Sory, keep them coming.

[~*~Tasha~*~]

That is definitely not something you see in a fic every day ... talking parts. LOL. Good one.

[Tanschana]

Damn! That was an awesome story!
Hot as hell!!
Wow!

[emms14]

Damnnnnn, what a good story! At the beginning I was a little nervous and wasn't sure if this was going to be too ridiculous for me to handle but I actually loved it. I have no idea who anyone could have thought of such a crazy idea and pulled it off but you guys did amazingly! Steamy and hilarious! :)

-emms14

[sullivan&luthor4life]

Freakin hilarious

[HotCrossedBunny]

Oh my goodness, I have no idea how you managed to make what should be a bad bar room joke into an amazing fic! There were so many things to love and drool over but oddly I think that my favourite part was how considerate Georgie and Cecilia were. Although Cecilia was going to be the middle name of my first born daughter! OOPS!

[ghaziak]

hot! hot! hot!

[jstarr713]

That was hilarious

[dhh123]

Did you 'get' the idea from a Japanese Yaoi manga, since I KNOW of one that exist???


This story is hilarious..

[dhh123]

OMG..AHAHAHAHA!! This is just a piece of jem if you really did think of this story yourself.. God, it's funny..I hope they DON'T 'shut up'..LOL..

[dhh123]

Wow!!

[missmagick]

This was so funny I loved it

[sullivangirl]

its hilarious... believe it or not,, i miss george and cecilia. i love their talk more than chloe and lex. lol