Queen Of Tact
21st November 2006, 17:01
Title: a sugary Christmas mix
Rated: OC for on crack, but since that’s not a real rating I’ll say PG13
Summery: a new chlex version of some old classics
A/N: So this is what happens when one has too much sugar and Christmas music stuck in her head... Enjoy, and feel free to laugh at me being a crack head...
Ok everyone sing with me...
Jingle bells Smallville smells Lana laid an egg sexy Lexy lost his balls and Chloe got away
And how about this all time favorite
You know Victoria and Desiree, and Helen and Molly, Mindy and Tina, Trixie, and Mimi, but do you recall the most annoying bimbo of them all... Lana the brown haired bimbo had a very whiny voice and if you ever heard it you would want to punch her in the face.
And who can forget the night before Christmas...
A story told by Chloe
Twas the night before Smallville and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a meteor freak
The column was saved on the computer with care in hope the daily planet would soon pick it up
Princess and farm boy were at it again. While visions of Lex danced in my head
With coffee near by and my lap top at hand I just settled down for a long boring night
When out on the drive way there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed to see who the hell it was at this hour on the way to the window I almost fell on my ass
Pushed back the curtains and pulled up the shades what to my wondering eyes would appear, but a small silver car with Lex1 as the plate
I knew in a moment it must be Lex with abs of steal and a rock in his pants
He whistled and shouted and called me by name Chloe my love my coffee addicted vixen
I came here to take you all over the house in the kitchen on the counter in the bath in the shower
The next thing I knew he was pounding at the door... down stairs I ran and threw open the door
He was dressed in Armani from his head to his toes
With a smirk on his face and lust in his eye he made his way in with out missing a step. Tossing me over his shoulder I laughed with glee. Not saying a word he went straight to work... Filling the house with more noise then we should. Finely exhausted we snuggled close together and I heard him whisper more in the morning and always with you...
The end
:rofl:
Rated: OC for on crack, but since that’s not a real rating I’ll say PG13
Summery: a new chlex version of some old classics
A/N: So this is what happens when one has too much sugar and Christmas music stuck in her head... Enjoy, and feel free to laugh at me being a crack head...
Ok everyone sing with me...
Jingle bells Smallville smells Lana laid an egg sexy Lexy lost his balls and Chloe got away
And how about this all time favorite
You know Victoria and Desiree, and Helen and Molly, Mindy and Tina, Trixie, and Mimi, but do you recall the most annoying bimbo of them all... Lana the brown haired bimbo had a very whiny voice and if you ever heard it you would want to punch her in the face.
And who can forget the night before Christmas...
A story told by Chloe
Twas the night before Smallville and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a meteor freak
The column was saved on the computer with care in hope the daily planet would soon pick it up
Princess and farm boy were at it again. While visions of Lex danced in my head
With coffee near by and my lap top at hand I just settled down for a long boring night
When out on the drive way there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed to see who the hell it was at this hour on the way to the window I almost fell on my ass
Pushed back the curtains and pulled up the shades what to my wondering eyes would appear, but a small silver car with Lex1 as the plate
I knew in a moment it must be Lex with abs of steal and a rock in his pants
He whistled and shouted and called me by name Chloe my love my coffee addicted vixen
I came here to take you all over the house in the kitchen on the counter in the bath in the shower
The next thing I knew he was pounding at the door... down stairs I ran and threw open the door
He was dressed in Armani from his head to his toes
With a smirk on his face and lust in his eye he made his way in with out missing a step. Tossing me over his shoulder I laughed with glee. Not saying a word he went straight to work... Filling the house with more noise then we should. Finely exhausted we snuggled close together and I heard him whisper more in the morning and always with you...
The end
:rofl: