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A-u-r-o-r-a
22nd May 2003, 14:54
"Marker"
Rating - P3-13
Dislcaimer - I own nothing of the sort!!
Notes - kind of a spin on the normal things i do, really short, not really a story either, but it was fun to write ^_^

“Marker”

One of the morning scenes. Allison yawned wearily and stirred her cocoa with one of those little plastic spoons everyone expects to melt. Tom was in the attic set with Kristen again, and as she thought about it she wouldn’t be needed for at least another hour.
She sighed again and headed backstage to the lounge, but on passing the door to the sound engineers office she heard a familiar voice

“Oh ho-ho!” came a triumphant laugh, she popped her head round the door to see who was making all the noise

“Hey Mike what you up to?” She said, yawning again. Michael was in a sweater and baseball cap, and was laughing with his eyebrows to the ceiling at his laptop screen

“Oh…my god, Ally come here!” he said and waved her over. Not completely sure what was going on She walked steadily up to the screen and stood behind Michael, resting both her hands either side of his chair

“Mike…if this is more Kristen porn I’m gone” she said with a smirk, which soon faded when she read a random sentence on the screen

“Oh my god” she said with a worried expression. Michael was laughing silently into his hands as he shook his head In amazement, neither of them realised what a fan-base surrounded their couple onscreen, and this little story was getting a bit to hot to handle

“Ok…” She started with a laugh “Where, did you find this?”

Michael was still reading intently with a broad grin on his face, he turned his face up to meet hers and said in a whisper

“…Lex ran his fingers up the inside of her thiiiiigh!” He breathed and then burst into a fit of hysterics. Allison thumped him on the shoulder and smirked, she continued to read through it, trying to hide a blush when both of them met the same spot in the story

“I did WHAT with my tongue?!” she squealed and stood up in protest. Michael’s eyes grew very big and he gave a new, triumphant kind of laugh into his hand, sliding the laptop closer towards him. “Oh my god Ally you are HOT!” he said with an adorable smirk and went back to reading.

“Ookaay…I’m gonna go get another hot chocolate, do you want anything?” she said, trying to contain the giggles inside of her. Michael swivelled his chair around and looked at her in a deeply seductive smile

“Well that depends…” he said, biting onto his finger “What do –you- want, Chloe?” he said her name in a deep whisper and then collapsed into laughing again

“Shut up Mike you’re freaking me out!” Allison laughed at him while he spun his chair around and around

“You stay here with your…YOU porn, I’m gonna go find Sam” She gave him an affectionate smile and walked away, hearing Michael’s voice chasing after her as she left

“Aw come on Ally you know you cant resist me!”

Rolling her eyes at him she walked out of earshot to get ready for her scene

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“Jesus Christ…” She thought, “Mike, get outta here!” Allison said whilst powder was bring brushed over her nose. Michael was watching her behind scenes with his arms folded and a mischievous grin on his face.

“What’s…what’s going on?” Tom said as he turned around to see Michael raise a wad of printed paper and wink at Allison

“You do –not- want to know what he’s found!” She said, then gave Michael a hard glare for him to get lost. She wouldn’t be able to do this while he was there watching her, the make-up lady vanished and suddenly the lighting changed to her and Tom’s attic scene. Taking a deep breath she tried to control herself

“Marker. 5, 4, 3…” Two fingers, one finger, Go:

“Chloe, for as long as I can remember you’ve been my best friend”

“Yes Clark, and isn’t this what best friends do? Be honest with each….I’m sorry!” Allison burst into hysterics and had to rest her hands on her knees. She had just caught a glimpse of Michael running his tongue over his teeth and pouting at her, trying to be sexy and failing miserably

Tom saw what he was doing and snorted,

“What the hell’s up with that, man?” He shouted at mike with a grin as back-stage people arranged for the second take

“I’ll show you later, you’ve gotta read this!” Mike shouted back and smiled broadly at Chloe who was trying her best to remain professional. She mouthed ‘Stop it!’ at him but he just responded by pouting a kiss at her

“Ok…Marker. 5, 4, 3…”

“Chloe, for as long as I can remember you’ve been my best friend”

“Yes Clark, and isn’t this what best friends do? Be honest with each other, I’m sorry if my feelings for you are to inconvienent!” cue to storm out.

“Chloe wait…” Tom held onto her arm and tried to suppress a smile, he was facing backstage, Allison wasn’t, she could see he was about to blow it

“…just because Lana and, and…” He broke off and glanced at Michael, then snorted in laughter. All of backstage groaned in annoyance

“I’m sorry!” Tom yelled mid-giggles. Allison spun round where Michael was looking sweet and innocent as a child, with a ‘whatido?’ look on his face, she smirked and looked back at Tom

“What happened?” she asked him

“he was…miming something” Tom grinned down at her, Allison looked up in confusion, so Tom poked his tongue in and out of his mouth then grinned at her shocked expression

“You sick bastard!” She shouted at Mike who was laughing madly now “Will somebody get him off the set!” Sam was looking over Michael’s shoulder at the printed papers and with wide eyes and an open mouth, The two of them were wobbling around in hysterics.

When Allison sighed and turned around she heard Sam wolf-whistling at her, she couldn’t help but smile

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“Chloe, wait” cue to stand still. Mike’s cue to walk up to her. Oh no…cue to look into his eyes

“If there’s anything you need…” cue to keep eye contact…without laughing

“…I’m here for you” Mike managed to finish but the tiniest hint of a smile was on his lips. This was supposed to be a serious scene. Allison tried not to react but his smile grew bigger and bigger until it broke into a laugh

She let go and groaned in annoyance as she giggled. Falling against his chest she snorted in laugher. Michael threw an arm around her shoulder as the pair of them turned to apologise to the film crew. This was the 5th take.

“Ok” Allison said and breathed out. She shook her hair and swallowed. Michael kept grinning at her as he walked back to his marker. She could hear Sam and Tom laughing behind set,
obviously the little story was getting around the other cast members now…Great.

“Its him! Its all him!” she defended when the director gave her a harsh look

“Alright, we’re losing our light come on you two knock it off…Aaand, Marker” Alright. Lets do it properly this time

“Chloe, wait” cue to stand still. Mike’s cue to walk up to her.

“If there’s anything you need…I’m here for you” Thank god he managed to do it without a smirk

“Thanks Lex, that means a lot right now” cue to look sad, cue to leave

“Aaaaand, cut”

“And I mean anything” Michael said as Lex and raised his eyebrow, giving her a suave smirk. Allison laughed at him and thumped him in the stomach. He threw an arm around her shoulder and he couldn’t help but love him, he was such a little kid
It was so weird for him to be playing Lex, Michael was the most immature guy she knew

Walking back to a wide-eyed Tom Welling and Sam she buried her head in Mike’s chest

“Wooo!, we should drop this stuff off with the writers!” Sam chirped and gave Allison a grin. He jaw dropped

“Don’t you dare!” She breathed. Kristen came up behind her

“Hey, what’s going on?” She asked in a friendly voice. Michael disentangled himself from Allison and ran after Tom and Sam as they headed for the writers office, laughing and patting Mike on the back

“BOYS!! DON’T YOU DARE!!!” Allison shouted desperately, then turned to hug Kristen desperately

“Oh my goooooood” she groaned, Kristen laughed down at her

“Whats been going on? Have I missed something?”

Allison looked at her and sighed wearily. “Nothing out of the ordinary” she said with a grin, then let herself laugh it off, shaking her head. Boys will be boys.

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FIN

Blaire023
22nd May 2003, 15:24
Boys will be boys...definite understatement there. Hehe,

Loved it,
Blaire

sabby
22nd May 2003, 18:01
:lol: :hehe: That was good. That really was *smirk* interesting....
And it sounds like it could happen exactly like that. I really wish I could see the faces of MR and AM if they ever come across our fanfic. Somewhere inbetween jaw on the floor and collapsing in hysteric laughter I guess.

I'll be waiting for your next story hon

hugs,
Sabby

Sunny
22nd May 2003, 19:47
I agree with Sabby...
Your fic is really great! It's very original! I loved it :wub:

nessa
22nd May 2003, 22:59
:biggrin: That was incredible and really funny. I couldn't stop laughing during reading. Can't wait for your next stories. :chlexsign1:

Gemini
22nd May 2003, 23:14
Total work of art, thanks for writing that :lol: I luved it.

So Evil
23rd May 2003, 00:37
:yay: wicked! Cant break this smile off my face!

Not An Addict
23rd May 2003, 00:58
Originally posted by sabby@May 22 2003, 11:01 AM
:lol: :hehe: That was good. That really was *smirk* interesting....
And it sounds like it could happen exactly like that. I really wish I could see the faces of MR and AM if they ever come across our fanfic. Somewhere inbetween jaw on the floor and collapsing in hysteric laughter I guess.

I'll be waiting for your next story hon

hugs,
Sabby
Oh sure, Sabby, you say that now. But who was freaking out this morning, hmmmm? Yeah, that'd be you. :blinkkiss:

As for the fic . . . oh my god, I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. :biggrin: Great work--made me crack up even as my face burned with embarrassment. ;)

sabby
23rd May 2003, 01:04
Originally posted by Not An Addict@May 23 2003, 12:58 AM
Oh sure, Sabby, you say that now. But who was freaking out this morning, hmmmm? Yeah, that'd be you. :blinkkiss:


You...you... Oh really and who of us started with the freaking huh? All I've gotta say to that is....


moonmaid419: goodbye, cruel world it was nice knowing you, sabby. i now have to move away and shave my head
complete change of identity. maybe i can hide out in a buddhist temple somewhere

*sticks tongue out maturely* There! You were freaking at least as much as I was :P :blinkkiss:

still love the fic though

hugs,
Sabby

Not An Addict
23rd May 2003, 01:08
Originally posted by sabby+May 22 2003, 06:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sabby @ May 22 2003, 06:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Not An Addict@May 23 2003, 12:58 AM
Oh sure, Sabby, you say that now. But who was freaking out this morning, hmmmm? Yeah, that&#39;d be you. :blinkkiss:


You...you... Oh really and who of us started with the freaking huh? All I&#39;ve gotta say to that is....


moonmaid419: goodbye, cruel world it was nice knowing you, sabby. i now have to move away and shave my head
complete change of identity. maybe i can hide out in a buddhist temple somewhere

*sticks tongue out maturely* There&#33; You were freaking at least as much as I was :P :blinkkiss:

still love the fic though

hugs,
Sabby [/b][/quote]
Oh, please&#33; I wouldn&#39;t have been freaking out NEARLY as much if you had been calm AT ALL&#33;&#33;

And do you REALLY want to start the quoting war with me? Because I still have our whole conversation, you know . . .

drina
23rd May 2003, 06:28
Funny story...oh boy...if AM and MR really do come here...how cool is that&#33;

Sway
23rd May 2003, 14:40
hahaha that was freaking awesome&#33;&#33;&#33; :biggrin:

scifichick774
23rd May 2003, 16:39
ROTFLMAO&#33;&#33; This was too funny and I could totally see it happening. Great job&#33;

bluemoongirl23
24th May 2003, 02:04
Great&#33; I often wonder what the actors would think of us crazies. Frankly, I think that they&#39;d LOVE us. Thanks for the cuteness and humor of this fic.

Blue

andy jo
24th May 2003, 05:58
great story and very original l;wonder if they( mack and rosenbaum) have read any fan fiction of their characters.

Sunny
24th May 2003, 12:43
Originally posted by A-u-r-o-r-a@May 22 2003, 02:54 PM

“Chloe, wait” cue to stand still. Mike’s cue to walk up to her. Oh no…cue to look into his eyes

“If there’s anything you need…” cue to keep eye contact…without laughing

“…I’m here for you” Mike managed to finish but the tiniest hint of a smile was on his lips. This was supposed to be a serious scene. Allison tried not to react but his smile grew bigger and bigger until it broke into a laugh

She let go and groaned in annoyance as she giggled. Falling against his chest she snorted in laugher. Michael threw an arm around her shoulder as the pair of them turned to apologise to the film crew. This was the 5th take.


Ok&#33; Now I understand why we don&#39;t have any Chlex scenes.... ;)



:chlexsign3:

AngelStarrZ
24th May 2003, 14:24
Originally posted by Sunny@May 24 2003, 11:43 AM
Ok&#33; Now I understand why we don&#39;t have any Chlex scenes....* ;)

Oh yea, I second that. What I would do to see some backstage stuff.

Great Story, LOL.

scifichick774
25th May 2003, 06:16
Don&#39;t suppose I could talk you into writing another chapter to this? A talk with the writers perhaps?

Val
5th June 2003, 01:55
ROTFL&#33;&#33;&#33; That was GREAT&#33; If you can please write more&#33;&#33;&#33; :chlexsign1:

A-u-r-o-r-a
6th June 2003, 17:47
Originally posted by scifichick774@May 25 2003, 06:16 AM
Don&#39;t suppose I could talk you into writing another chapter to this? A talk with the writers perhaps?
*laughs* i dont think the little fat fluffy bastard could take two fics at once poppet&#33; (>"<)

Feel free to continue it if you want though, that would be cool ^_^

Alyx
xxx

scifichick774
10th June 2003, 17:50
Yeah, well, I would, but I&#39;m not as good at the whole humor thing as you are. *grumbles* Fine. I&#39;ll just be content with your other fic for the time being. :)

kidkarmina
21st July 2003, 19:42
That was definitely an original :lol:. I wonder if they are going to put some behind the scenes on dvd? Would not that be cool?&#33;

lunaluthor
21st July 2003, 21:15
one word hilarious and another one sequel :yay: :yay:

jaded-swan
27th July 2003, 10:53
Sequel... please... love it... :yay: :yay2:

Lex
6th March 2004, 15:37
:pclol: Lol&#33; That was very funny, I can totally imagine that happening... Great fic&#33;

katspell
6th March 2004, 16:02
hahahaha
I&#39;ve often wondered if people who are in the shows ever read fanfic, even by accident.
Very funny, I wouldn&#39;t say no to more. :biggrin:

carebear72884
6th March 2004, 18:22
lol, that is too funny, it would be great if it really happened.

ElizabethV
8th March 2004, 03:09
:biggrin: Sooo funny&#33;&#33; I think the boys should definitely take that the the writers. :) They should add it in- make the show more interesting.
I loved this&#33; I can totally imagine it too- which makes it even better&#33; Definitely a fun fic, and I hope you write more of it.

autumngold
8th March 2004, 06:54
I love how you pictured Michael&#33;&#33; Reading Chlex stories on the web and then printing them to pass around to everyone&#33;&#33; If only the writers of Smallville would read them&#33;&#33; It would make the show sooo much better&#33;&#33; I love this story&#33;&#33; I really think you should write a sequel&#33;&#33; Alison needs to get even&#33;&#33; :chlexsign4:

Clannadlvr
8th March 2004, 07:27
W00T&#33; First time I&#39;m reading this...and from what interviews with the cast have said, this is very MR&#33;&#33; Great job...what a fun read&#33;

hlmilk
13th May 2004, 07:11
OMG&#33; It was hilarious..I tried to contain my giggling while at work.. LOL.

Sequel&#33;&#33;

TheDragonLady
13th May 2004, 21:34
I sure would like this to continue... Sequel, please&#33;

hippiez
14th May 2004, 15:41
OMG&#33;&#33; This story is really funny&#33; It crack me up&#33; LOL&#33; Great job&#33; *wink*

Janet
27th September 2004, 06:45
genius&#33;

you are a genius&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Great concept for the fic, could totally picture it&#33;&#33;&#33;

Michael was awesome...

so realistic, all of it...



When Mike went to take it to the writers... I thought, boo yeah&#33;&#33; Really, if they appreciated the sharp witted/sexy writing some of the fans do...


THEY COULD LEARN A LOT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; ;)

becky
8th October 2004, 00:49
hee&#33; that was fab. Really funny&#33;

I&#39;d love to read more of this, can&#39;t we persuade you to write more?

~Becky~
:chlexsign3:

LEXNCHLOEROCK
10th October 2004, 20:44
awesome&#33; i loved it&#33; definitely need a sequel&#33;

Ainur
7th December 2004, 03:52
This was so funny. It way a joy to read.

Shy Butterfly
30th December 2004, 22:26
:biggrin: :biggrin: I like it. It is so funny :biggrin: :biggrin:
:chlexsign1:

bogusbabe
1st January 2005, 10:09
It was so funny&#33;&#33;&#33; :biggrin:

I loved it&#33;&#33;&#33;


:chlexsign4:

Augustine86
8th March 2005, 06:16
I remember it fondly as one of the first Chlex Humour fics I've ever read... It is quickly becoming a touchstone of Chlex humour for me.

Greast work, and hope to see more of it soon!

starmoon
15th March 2005, 08:31
This story was just grat I love it.

ellelea
8th June 2005, 07:54
:rofl: That was great and hilarious!! I can SO imagine that happening on set... lmao... great job, you've made my day with this. :grin3:

arkakitty
10th June 2005, 07:34
I was laughing so hard, you can't imagine. I loved it :)

micah_luther
13th June 2005, 20:38
That was a cool story. I've been waiting for someone to write something like that. Good job. It was funny. Write some other stories

jaxie926
26th June 2005, 21:57
I just burst out laughing at the family BBQ while reading this. My whole family is looking at me like I'm retarted!. LOVED IT!

although i do wonder .... who's story they might have stumbled across... lol...

deia
21st July 2005, 17:23
this is story is great! I read it all with a big grin plastered to my face, my cheeks are actually sore now! Cant' help but love the Mike/Ally interactions, I think they'd totally match in real life too, I've watched the DVD's bloopers and they're the two biggest goofys from all of the cast. When I heard Michael actually wanted Lexana I didn't know why, besides the fact that she's pretty and sweet and well ok KK is cool but can't hold a candle to THE mega-watt smile :grin3: I wish there were more fictions based on the actors it's nice even if it's just based on friendship plus don't we all wish Tom and Sam would drop a hint to the writters it's all that's missing really, it's not possible they haven't realized yet that Chlex is da bomb!!!

~*~Tasha~*~
5th July 2006, 07:36
This was a hilarious and nicely lighthearted look at things. I loved it. I got a big chuckle out of the whole thing, and I really needed that today. Thank you for sharing.

Adios
30th July 2006, 17:58
*hysterical giggles*

tigerbaby just directed me to this one. oh man, it was awesome!

:rofl:

BellaMR
1st August 2006, 16:40
This fic is so funny. I'd love to see what happened if they really read some of the stuff on our site. If only someone could slip it to the writers.

Esther25jm
2nd August 2006, 06:24
That was great! Loved it!

micah_luther
8th August 2006, 07:08
That sounds excatly like something Mike would do. Very funny.

Rachet
1st September 2010, 09:59
so funny, thankyou

Ultra
1st September 2010, 18:33
Now that is hilarious, and sounds just exactly like it could happen! lol

Ami Rose
23rd April 2017, 02:09
Lmao I loved it! Never read anything like it! Amazing job!!