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Blaire023
12th May 2003, 08:38
Title:All's Well
Author: Blaire
Disclaimer: Do't own Smallville, don't have any money, please don't sue.
Summary: Chloe and lex meet unexpectedly and try to one up eachother until one gives in.
Rating: R
A/N: I don't even remember why I wrote this, but it was my second Smallville fic.

Chapter 1: Peek-a-boo

She heard the door open and shut and the foot steps
follow. That was her cue. Opening the door and
leaning against the woodframe she whispered
seductively "Are you ready?"

"Miss Sullivan?"

'Shit, she knew that voice'. A light flickered on and
her eyes rested upon Lex Luthor standing beside the
night table. His eyes wandered over her body. "Oh,
God" she muttered and retreated to the bathroom she
had just came out of.

She knew what he was thinking. She was wearing a
royal purple lace underwear and bra set with a furry
purple half robe, which was sheer. 'Sheer. What the
hell was I thinking?' Chloe fought with herself
internally. 'Well, he's already seen you, you may as
well go back out there.'

"Chloe, open the door." She heard his voice on the
other side. Only a thin hollow door stood in the way
of them being face to face.

"Never," She replied in her normal voice.

"It's not like you have something I haven?t seen
before." He said almost convincingly.

"Except for the fact that it's mine!" She yelled
louder than she meant.

"Okay, I?ll make you a deal." He pleaded calmly,
trying not to lose his temper. "Open the door so I
can get you out of this god for saken hell hole, and I
won't even ask what the hell you?re doing here."

Chloe nodded silently. "And you won't peek." She
said, making it sound more like a half question half
comment.

"Now, that, I won't agree to." He smirked. "Come on,
come out. The sooner you come out the sooner I can
take you home."

"Not until you agree." She leaned against the
doorway. It was completely silent. "Lex?" She asked
louder a she straightened up. "Lex???"

The doorknob turned and she jumped into the tub
closing the curtain. Lex let out a small laugh and
then a bigger one. "You mean to tell me this whole
time I've been talking through that damn door you
never even locked it?" He shook his head. "Miss
Sullivan, please step out of the tub so I can take you
home." He handed her a towel from the rack beside the
sink. 'If it makes you feel any better I've already
seen you naked in my dreams' he said to himself.

Chloe wrapped the towel around her chest and held it
there. "Please don't laugh." She pleaded. "Lex?"

The curtain was pulled back and there he was just
glooming over her. "Come on, jesus, you take
forever."

"No, I don't. I'm just well, half naked!" She
retorted.

"Yes, I can see that, or I did see that,
whatever?however, I promised not to inquire about your
present situation and I will hold myself to it, no
matter how hard I want to press for it."

"I'll never tell." She said a few feet behind him.
Suddenly he heard her stop. "What are you doing here,
Lex?" He winced hoping she didn't notice from the
back of his head.

"My lips are sealed."

Chapter 2: Ass-sets

Sitting quietly she forced her mind on the subject at
hand. She had been sitting in Class for a half hour
staring at the test in front of her. 'Come on, Chloe,
it's not like it was that bad.' She said to herself.
'He saw you practically naked!' She screamed inside
her head. 'Practically isn't that bad right?' The
last comment seemed to vibrate through her head. Two
days before had been the start of any other normal
weekend until she had decided to crack that stupid
case she had been looking into. The police were at a
dead end so she made a few calls and her connections
led her to a club in Edge City. It was a long bus
ride and when she got there Saturday night she
immediately went to work on it. She had gone to the
club that had been notorious of the kidnappings and
the inside prostitute ring, but the guy in charge had
wanted her all to himself. Of course she had thought
about it, which was even worse. She had taken the
time to think about it and she had agreed to meeting
the man later in his hotel room. Which was where she
had encountered Mr Luthor. She cringed and shifted in
her seat. Pete flashed her a concerned smile. 'God
if he only knew what was going on in my head.'

When the bell rang she immediately hopped up out of
her chair, leaving her test on her desk, completely
untouched. Not even a doodle graced it's margins.
'Chloe, pull yourself together.' As she walked past a
row of jocks, one grabbed her ass. She swiftly turned
and sucker punched him in the gut. She smiled in
spite of seeing him double over. 'Stupid
Neanderthals. Can't they look at a lady and tell
when she needs to not have her ass grabbed. Not that
a lady ever needs to have her ass grabbed. Well,
unless of course it's by Lex' Chloe shook her head
for a moment, contemplating where that last thought
was going. 'Why exactly would I want Mr Luthor
grabbing my ass?' 'Why wouldn't you?'

"Yes, why wouldn't you?"

Chloe jumped out of her skin and her eyes settled on
the man's voice coming from her desk at the Torch.
"Why wouldn't I what, Mr Luthor?"

Lex raised an eyebrow at her and reclined in her seat.
"You tell me, you seem to be having some sort of an
internal conflict."

Chloe nodded, "Yeah, I was just asking myself why I
wouldn't want you to grab my ass."

Lex's smirk was erased from his face immediately and
the look had fixed itself upon Chloe's. "So what
brings you here if you don't mind my asking?"

Lex stood up from her chair and walked over to her
slowly. He came at a stop behind her and leaned
forward. "Well, if I had minded you asking, why would
I be here in the first place?" His hand brushed
softly against her hair. He knew she would be putty
in his hands after that last comment about her rear.
"Plus, we really must discuss that fabulous outfit you
had on Saturday night, I mean, wow, Miss Sullivan,
breathtaking, really."

Chloe's body stiffened, no, not because it wanted to,
it really wanted to lean back into him, and tease him
to the near point of nakedness, however, she refused
to sink to his level. She kept her posture perfect,
without a sway. Even when he touched her hair. She
let her eyes close and she inhaled deeply, trying to
forge all thoughts of her and Lex out of her head.
'Come on now, that's just gross, he's how old? Like
40? Okay, he's in his early twenties, but still.'
Her internal battle continued as if he weren?t even
there.

"Ehh-hem" a voice cleared as it entered the room.
Chloe jumped and found herself a nice little distance
from Lex than she had been originally.

"Clark, ummm, Lex was just agreeing to set up a time
for an interview, isn't that right?"

Clark raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure you're up for
that again Chlo? I mean, come on, one window too many
right?" he shifted his stance and Chloe grinned.

"Well, actually, we're going out to dinner for the
interview, but thanks for reminding me of my impending
lawsuit between one Miss Chloe Sullivan and a luthor
window." Chloe said smiling impishly at Lex and he
just smirked.

"Well, I really must be going." Lex said calm as
ever. He walked to her desk and picked up his
briefcase. On his way past her he handed her his
card. "Call me." He whispered in her ear.

Just as he passed her he couldn't resist. Chloe stood
there stunned and listened to the footsteps continue
down the hall. Did he just grab her ass?

Chapter 3: Phone Sex

Lex laughed inside himself. He could only picture the
look on Miss Sullivan's face when he had grabbed her
ass. He got into his car, pumped the volume up
louder, and drove home with a smug look fixed upon his
face. 'She really has a nice ass.' No internal
conflict there. He knew what he wanted. And Luthor's
got what they wanted right?

"What is it that you want from me?" Helen questioned
from the sofa.

"I think it's time to end this relationship, we have
here."

"Relationship? Lex, this isn't you. What's wrong?"
Helen's gaze shifted uncomfortably from him to the
fireplace.

"You're right, it isn't me, it's you. Now please,
Helen, before this get's any more embarrasing I think
you should leave."

Helen stood up and moved easily to the door before
turning aorund. "When I find out who is doing this to
you, they'll pay." And with those last words he
cringed. He hated it when women became the inferior.
Stooping to the level of physicality vs sucking it up
and taking it like a man. Lex shrugged. 'Oh, well.'
And with that final thought his office phone rang.

"Luthor here"

"Mmmmm, Mr. Luthor," came a seductine voice from the
other end. "I was hoping you'd be all alone. You are
all alone aren't you?"

Lex thought for a second. He hadn't given Chloe his
office number, he had given her his cell number, so
who else could be teasing him like this? "Yes, I am,
and are you?"

"Oh, Alexander, I'm very much alone. Waiting for you
is all I have now. My nights are empty without your
sweet nothings. Without your caresses my skin stays
so cold. Alexander, you want to make me hot don't
you? You want to make me melt with every fiber of
your being right? I need to hear it Alexander. I
need to hear that you want me. Tell me." The
seductive tone in her voice didn't waver. She
couldn't tell if it was because some part of her
really wanted it or if she was just this good.

"Mmmm hmmm" Lex breathed through the phone.

"Open your door, Alexander, open it and let me in.
I'm only a few feet away. Let me be yours tonight.
Let me fullfill your wishes, your dreams, your aches,
cravings, desires. I want you to be with me
Alexander. I want you to be in me."

Lex walked swiftly over to the door and swung it open.
Nothing. No one. He heard the roar of laughter come
from his desk phone. His eyes narrowed. "This means
war, Miss Sullivan, you do realize that don't you?"

Giggles bubbled off of her words as she tried to gasp
for breath. "You started it, I figured you had
declared it earlier today. Or do you not remember how
my rear felt in the palm of your hand?"

He smirked. "Well, now, we all know that this is one
battle out of many."

Chloe thought she could hear his smirk, that damn
smirk of his...it was a sexy smirk though. She liked
it. Chloe shrugged. "So then, I didn't take it too
far?"

Lex shook his head with a grin fixed upon his face.
"No, you did farely well. Just remember your time to
be on the defense starts now." And with that said he
hung up the phone. Now what was he going to do with
the hard on she gave him?

Chloe stared blankly at the dial tone of the phone.
When she said she was right outside, she wasn't lying.
She was truthfully standing a foot in front of the
door leading into the Luthor Manor . She shrugged and
turned the knob. This wasn't exactly trespassing was
it? 'You did tell him you were here.' Chloe entered
the huge abode. Could it even be called an abode?
She was sure palace or caslte would suit it better.
But then, thinking on it, they both seemed to belittle
the size of it. It was just so freaking huge!

Chapter 4: You little tease!

She heard a faint whistling coming from the upstairs
and a man's voice singing. Singing? A slow grin
crossed her lips. She followed the song. Chloe
stifled an even louder giggle. Was he? Oh god, he
was.

'Why do you Build me up,
Buttercup baby just to let me down'

Chloe slapped her hand over her mouth and groaned when
she saw Lex. He was standing in the middle of a huge
room, a towel wrapped around his waist as though he
were about to get in the shower. He continued
singing?

'You never call baby when you say you will,
But I love you still, I need you...more than anything
darlin?'

He left her range of sight and sheheard water start.
She bit her arm to stifle a full out roar oflaughter.
She had never seen this side of him before and she was
totally loving it. 'Now how would I work this into a
story for The Torch?' she asked herself. She silently
entered his room and closed his door, swiftly she
manuevered the lock. She took off her shoes and
pants, her shirt and socks. She crept into his bed
and sprawled herself over the covers. She looked up
at the clock.

'Jesus, he's been in there forever' 20 minutes had
passed. 'Come on Lex, I don't have all night.' And
with that thought she heard the water turn off. She
wanted him. She wasn't lying on the phone. She just
hadn't expected him to react the way he had to an
anonymous caller. This was it. She was going to let
him have her right here. She was adorned in the same
underwear from Saturday night. He seemed to like it
so much, she decided it to be a personal invite.

The bathroom door flung open and Lex walked out in the
same towel wrapped around his waist. Now his body was
glistening from the water dropplets that refused to
let go. 'If I were one of those, I'd be hanging on
for dear life, too' Just as he was about to unwrap
himself Chloe cleared her throat. His eyes grew for a
mere second until he strolled over to the bed. "Wow,
delivery?"

Chloe blushed faintly, "I hope I got the order right."

"How long have you been here?" he asked standing
upright.

Her eyes couldn't seem to focus on anything but his
chest. The way the water dropplets remained in place.
She wanted to lick each one off. She sat up on her
knees and crawled over to the edge of the bed where he
was standing. She ran her tongue up his thigh that
the part in the towel wasn't covering.

"Chloe, ummm, I know we are battling and all?. Oh,
God, Chloe, if you don't stop I can't promise you
anything."

She had pulled him down onto the bed beside her and
was licking his chest. "I'm only stopping if you want
me to. Obivously I want this, or I wouldn't be here
right now." She caught one nipple in her mouth and
lightly nipped at it. She heard a moan deep inside of
him and reached her hand over the towel to his
hardness. "Let me please you Lex. Let me be your
wildest fantasy for the night."

He put his hands up and pushed himself off his elbows.
"Chloe, you need to leave."

She straddled him and unhitched the towel at the same
time. She was now straddling his naked self. He felt
so good beneath her. She felt him harden against her
and she moaned, licking her lips feverishly. She
slowly began to rock her hips into his and he pulled
her down to him and flipped her over. "Still want me
to leave?" She asked batting her lashes.

A knowing grin spread Lex's lips and his sexiness
appeared all at once. "This is your last warning Miss
Sullivan. It's your last out. Once I start, you may
be here all night."

Chloe rolled her eyes in a fake manner. "Oh, like I
haven't heard that one before." She said defiantly.


In one quick,almost too fast for the naked eye,
manuever she was out from underneath him and standing
beside the bed pulling on her pants.

"What the hell?" Lex crossed over to her. "What the
fuck are you doing?"

"Well, see, first I was going to come here and, well,
frankly rock your world. But then you gave me that
last out and well, you only have yourself to blame,
Lex." She finished dressing and slipped on her shoes.
"Or, shall I say, 'Alexander'" Saying his name as
seductively as she had on the phone.

"Oh, you are going to get it little lady. Just wait
and see, I will get you where I want you and I'm not
going to give you an out next time!"

She smiled up at him almost lighting the whole room.
While she was completely dressed he stood there with
the towel wrapped around his waist once again.
"Promise?" she whispered as she stood in the doorway.
A slight haze of lust swept Lex's eyes and she
shrugged.

"See ya tomorrow Lexy."

He didn't reply, she just heard him groan and a
beautiful wave of satisfaction came over her.

Chapter 5: Damn the Man

She entered the Talon at 6 am. Before school. Her
father apparently didn't know how to make regular
grocery trips for coffee. 'Coffee,I need coffee.'
She droned out. Lana glanced up at her from over the
counter.

"Umm, Chloe, I can't serve you coffee." Lana said
with a 'please don't hurt me' look in her eyes.

"Huh?" The words were there but they seemed to be
swirling around in her brain. "Why?" she asked
almost pleadingly. She stood halfway between the
counter and the entrance. She had stopped in her
tracks when Lana had informed her of the new policy.

"Well, Chloe, see, ummm, Lex said?" lana was
interrupted by Chloe's gasp. Her eyes widened. Oh
this wasn't a battle, that bastard had just declared
fucking war. Lana searched her eyes and saw the
'ready to pounce' position Chloe had taken. "Lex said
he was worried you might have a caffeine addiction and
then he said that being addicted to coffee is far
worse than nicotine and smoking." Lana took a deep
breath and Chloe seemed to be relaxing a little. "He
really seemed worried if it's any concilation."

"MOTHER FUCKER!" Chloe screamed. "He is so going
down." She added muttering beneath her breath.

Lana's eyes were wide with shock. Chloe was standing
there, fists clenched into little balls of rage at her
sides. "Are you okay?" Lana asked coming around the
counter.

"She's fine." A voice said from the door.

Chloe swung around to see the smug look on his face.
He almost wavered to apologize when he saw the daggers
glowing red in her eyes. He knew he had taken it too
far, but it's not like this was the only
place for her to get coffee. The beanery wasn?t too
far away and why couldn't she just make her own. She
made her way over to him straightening her posture,
walking leisurely.

Poking a finger in his hard chest she looked up at him
straight in the eyes. "You, are making a huge
mistake, Luthor."

"What happened to Alexander?" he asked knowingly.

"What happened to fighting fair?" she retorted.

"You tell me, you little vixen." He said stroking her
cheek with his thumb. Her face was so mad, he took a
somewhat dull pleasure in it, he knew it wouldn't
last, but he also knew that she wouldn't back down
and whatever she had in store for him next it wasn't
going to be pretty.

Chloe turned to stare at a wide-eyed Lana, standing
there in disbelief. Her boss and her best friend were
shooting daggers back and forth.

"I'll see you at school Lana, okay?" Lana nodded her
head. Chloe turned back around and eyed Lex ,"You
little bastard, you better be ready because you just
declared war," she stated seriously.

Chloe marched off past him and he said in a booming
voice "Pace yourself, Chloe, you wouldn't want to hurt
youself."

Chloe reached the door and turned to stare at him,
"That's Ms Sullivan to you." And walked out the
double doors.

Chapter 6: Bittersweet Revenge

'That little bastard,' she kept thinking to herself.
'Who does he think he is?' It was nearly 8 pm and she
sat in the corner of the Talon drinking a bottled
water revising the article displayed across the screen
of her laptop. She smiled at the headline. 'Luthor
heir
dips into Viagra stocks.' Chloe giggled amongst
herself. Lana looked up at her from the counter. The
devilish grin Chloe wore proudly made her shudder
slightly. Beneath the headline she had inserted a
picture of Lex, a not so happy to be alive Lex. He
looked stressed and out of place. She smirked,
'Paybacks are a bitch, oh, yes, a bitch.'

"Working on the next issue?" Chloe looked up to see
Lana hovering over her. She quickly shut her laptop.

"No, just an extracurricular piece for the Planet."

"Ahhh, I see. So you aren't mad at me are you?" Lana
asked referring to earlier that morning.

"If I let Lex get to me everytime he pissed me off, he
would be dead by icy glare by now. And no, you were
just doing your job, I appreciate the asking though."

"Do you want some coffee? Lex isn't coming in
tonight. He had a bad day in a meeting and was going
to help me do some paperwork, kinda let me in on the
jist of it all, it still stumps me here and there, but
he had a bad day and went home to bed."

"Wow, you sure keep tabs don't you?" Chloe said
laughing.

Lana looked at her sheepishly. "I really need to
figure out some of that paperwork. Lex knows it but
he won't let me in on it, however, he expects me, the
full time waitress and high school senior to do this
stuff without any hints."

Chloe looked at her remarkably, "I'll help, but to
your question earlier, no, I don't want any coffee. I
quit."

Lana looked at her surprised and gasped. "Wow, you
really quit, was
it because of me?"

"Nope, not you. But don't be too proud. I picked up
smoking instead,
afterall, it's not as addicting, remember." Chloe
shrugged and walked
to the back room.

Lana stopped dead in her tracks at the thought of
Chloe smoking
because of something she said. She shook her head and
her hair fell
about her face. 'She had to be kidding.' Lana tried
to soothe herself.

Chapter 7: What's that smell?

Friday arrived and she had sent in her article to the
Daily Planet. They were supposed to be running it in
the Sunday issue, they had called to confirm it and
congratulated her on such a great piece. She
was sitting on the hood of her car indian style. She
let the smoke swirl about her face and she exhaled.
Smoking had actually suited her just fine. Except for
the fact that no one else in Smallville smoked so it
was kinda outlawish.

"God, Chloe, what is that smell?" Gabe said turning
to her on the gravel driveway.

Chloe held up her hand with the cigarette in it.
"It's less addicting than caffeine."

"Sweetie, I know you've probably done loads of
research on this but it will kill you quicker than
caffeine. It may be less addictive, but the death
rates are considerably higher where the tar and
nicotine come in."

"Tell him that." She muttered taking another long
drag.

"Just don't burn down the house okay?" He smiled at
her patiently and walked back in the house. "Oh and
Chloe," he said to her sticking his head out the
front door, "you have one week to drop that habit."

Chloe smiled knowing she had gotten off fairly easy.
She actually had much more of an attention spannow
that she quit drinking coffee, but she was still as
jumpy from smoking. Shrugging her shoulders she laid
back on the roof of her car and stared at the blue
Kansas sky.

Chapter 8: Mwahahahahahaha

"God dammit." Lex muttered as he sat in his office
with the Sunday paper. "This has got to end."

His phone rang and he hit the speaker phone button.
"Luthor."

"It's Clark, how ya doin buddy?"

"Call to check up on my ego?"

"Kinda." He heard Clark snort with a bit of laughter
and Lex spread a smile thinly across his lips.

"Can you help me with something Clark? See, me and
Chloe are kinda endured in the battle of the wits. I
need to get her back really good, and I mean really
good."

"You could buy Smallville out of cigarettes."

Lex's brow furrowed, "Why would I want to do that?"
he nodded his head oddly.

"Well, you ordered Lana not to serve Chloe anymore
coffee and Lana fed her some line about caffeine being
more addictive than cigarettes, so voila. She's
smoking instead of drinking."

Lex's body ran cold. "Shit," he said flatly. "Are
you sure?"

Clark smiled on the other end of the phone, "Man, this
is one war I am not getting in to. Good Luck with the
rising stock in Viagra. And Lex, ummm, maybe you
should forfeit. Just let her win."

Lex stood abruptly, "I bought that stock when it first
came out and there's nothing wrong with my penis."

Clark laughed loudly on the other end, "I have no
doubts about your umm, yeah, junk, but, about the
forfeitng?"

"She would never go for it, she wants a fight to the
death, Clark, we all know she'd never fall for the
whole handshake kiss and make up bit."

"Yeah, I guess you're right. Well, I'll let ya go
scheme up a plan. Sorry about the whole article
thing."

Lex hung up the phone. He looked down at the picture
of him under the headline. Printed beneath it in
proud bold words clinging to the page Chloe M
Sullivan.

Lex stalked out of the house on a mission.

Chapter 8: Do to me what you want.

Lex entered the Talon bright and early Monday morning.
He spotted his banter partner in the farthest corner,
her head was resting on her book bag and a bottle of
Snapple sat beside her laptop.

He strolled over to her and she blinked hazily, not
raising her head from her pillow.

"Rise and Shine, sweetcheeks." He said soothingly.

"Fuck off."

"Ouch, Miss Sullivan, why the sudden hostility?" he
grabbed at his chest acting shocked.

"You bought every single pack of cigarettes in
Smallville, you cut me off from coffee at the Talon,
and you bruise my ego by taking out a retraction on my
piece in the Daily Planet. You, Mr Luthor, are not
being held in my high graces."

"Truce." He said calmly as he stuck out his hand.

"Please, Lex, let me rephrase my comment from eariler.
Fuck off."

"That's not rephrasing, it's repeating. To rephrase
something you have to put it into different words."
Lex smiled curtly.

"I am not taking a truce from you. You are going
down. I promise." Chloe stood up quickly and grabbed
her bag and snapple. She tucked her laptop under her
arm. "And stay away from me. If you come within 50
feet of me, ever again, I will kick your ass Billy
Blanks style."

Lex let out a chuckle of amusement. "Are you
threatening me with Tae Bo?"

And with that last statement she turned to him and
grinned. A sudden burst of enery shone through her
eyes. They glittered with knowing.

'Shit.' Lex thought to himself. 'She's got a plan.'

She bounded out of the Talon and off to school.

Chapter 9: Visitor's aren't welcome.

Friday night rolled around and Lex sat in his office,
feet perched on his desk. He had a file sitting in
his lap and was half concentrating on it. The only
thing he seemed to be thinking about for the last week
was the look in Chloe's eyes. He hadn't seen or
talked to her in a week and this war of theirs seemed
to be at a pause. He wondered if she was okay. She
had seemed pretty out of it on Monday. He heard the
bell ring and was stripped of his thoughts. He made
his way down
the stairs with the sound of the music.

"Where should we set this up?" A gangly teen looked
at Chloe and then to Lex.

Chloe pointed in the direction of the game room.
"Over there will be fine." Lex came to the end of the
stairs.

"Hey, hun," Chloe said sweetly as she draped her arm
around his back. "Thanks for throwing me a party."

"I'm not throwing you a party. Get these people out
of my house."

"Wow...look at the size of this place...it's huge."
One teen said to another. Lex looked at Chloe as if
he would burn a hole in her head.

She leaned up to him and with her lips beside his ear
whispered, "Gotcha."

"Make them leave, Chloe, I'm not playing this
anymore."

Chloe let go of him and started to walk into the game
room which was as big as her house upstairs and down
if it were disconnected and laid beside eachother.
"See, Lex, if so many people weren't already here, I
would oblige, but seeing as how almost everyone has
shown up, it would be so very, well, rude."

He glared at her and she turned to look into his eyes.
"You make them leave if you don't want visitors.
Plus, you have no friends, Lex, I worry about you."
She smirked at her last comment.

"I am not making friends with high school kids.
Chloe, this isn't funny. This is trespassing.?"

"Call the cops, that'll get them to leave. Afterall,
Lex Luthor and underage drinking, what would the
townspeople say?" She faked a gasp and leaned into
him. "Besides, I could've done a lot worse. This is
nothing compared to my original plan."

Lex raised an eyebrow. "Originial plan, huh? Well,
I'm not staying for this. I'll be up in my office,
resuming my work."

Chapter 10: Party pooper

From his office on the third floor he could hear the
rants and raves and music echoe throughout the
mansion. "Goddammit" he muttered as he tried to pull
his thoughts into his work. After an hour of music
and imagining what the little runts downstairs were
breaking he got up and made his way towards the
gameroom. When he got there his eyes widened. The
only one in the room was Chloe. She stood in the
center of the makeshift stage, dancing to the music.
"Where'd everyone go?"

She turned and smiled at him. "I sent them home
almost an hour ago. I didn't want you to have to worry
about any of your little knickknacks being broken."
She kept dancing with herself as he made his way over
to her.

"So, you're saying you've been all alone down here for
the past hour dancing?"

She grinned up at him as he reached her on the
dancefloor, "Lex, you said you wanted them to leave,
so I made them leave."

He grabbed her by her waist and pulled her into him,
dancing with her. "So is this a truce?"

"Barely." She said up to him. She stood on her
tiptoes and kissed him lightly on the side of his
neck. "You owe me."

He looked down at her stunned. "What could I possibly
owe you?"

"Well, a few weeks ago you ruined my piece by walking
in on me in that hotel room."

He nodded his head, "And good thing I did." He
stopped dancing and stared down at her. "what piece?"

"I was all undercover reporter and you interuppted my
plan. I was supposed to be entertaining a club owner
that night, so I could get some inside information on
the prostitution ring they have going on."

"Chloe, that's really dangerous, something could have
happened to you."

"Luckily, my big strong man showed up and saved me
from the big baddies," she said batting her
eyelashes.

"Seriously, Chloe, you could've gotten hurt."

"Luckily, the police found out everything they needed
on their own so I didn't have to go back there.
However, you killed my biggest piece up to date, so
you have to make it up to me."

He picked her up and led her off the stage. "Where
are we going?" she said as she wrapped her legs around
him so as to not fall off.

"I'm paying you back. Whatever you planned on doing
to him that night, you can use me instead."

"is this because of the whole Viagra thing?"

"I was hoping you could do the research for yourself."

He carried her up to the bedroom and layed her down on
his bed. "Now, where shall we start?"

Chloe grinned up at him and cupped his hardness with
her hand. "I'd say there would be a good place."

"You got it."

The war was over...he admitted defeat to her.

The end.

Sezza
12th May 2003, 15:32
awww Blaire, i loved this. I read it over at Malu's site but thougt i'd fb it here as well as read it again. It's a great fic and i loved how they played games with each other. This fic was great from start to finish and i'm just glad that they got it together at the end.


-Sarah

DawnieAngel
14th May 2003, 15:55
awww, this is cute, and funny, and well great. :-) you're such a good writer hon! and this was only your second smallville fic did you say?! Brilliant!

Loved it!

Dawnie

bluemoongirl23
15th May 2003, 05:03
Love this one! Though, of course, you could have gone into more detail about Lex's 'defeat', but I'm still not going to complain.

Blue

TwirlWriter
28th June 2003, 00:16
Oh that was GREAT! Hehehee I really liked this fic! Wonderful job!

kidkarmina
10th July 2003, 18:44
I really love your humor. Keep it up. :wub: :glow: :lol: :worship2: !!! Again, thank you for making me laugh. This is really good :yay: !!!!

Please continue to write....you do it so well :cool: !!

Charlie
10th July 2003, 23:39
:biggrin: :lol: Great story. I couldn't stop laughing. But why did you stop just when it was getting hot and sweaty?? Maybe a sequel? :yay:

Blaire023
11th July 2003, 03:56
It being my second Chlex fic, I wasn't real heavy with the smut. Plus, I like how it ended, so no, sadly no sequel because if you belong to the Bald Truth 2 along with ns.net and regularly visit my ezboard, you'd know I have enough WIP's to kill before I start anything else.

Sorry

But thanks for the feedback, guys, you know how I love it.

~B

jem
11th July 2003, 12:31
awe chiccky, the smut was gorgeous!! and there were such teasers all the way thru!!!!!

well done, this fic ROCKED>..

does this mean ull write more smut later?? we love our chlex smut ya know...

thanx for all those mental images... lex...dripping..wet...

woah... :devil:

lunaluthor
15th July 2003, 20:17
wow sexy funny steamy story
you are a writer extraordinaire :worship2:

Gemini
19th July 2003, 03:50
Why haven't i reviewed this yet?? I loved it! It was really funny, yet hot at the same time :devil:

Emsta
3rd January 2004, 03:50
hehe!!! soo funny!!!

i think the war was so realistic, it is something they'd actually do!

sequal?? re make??? i'm obsessed with sequals at the mo, unfortunately!

TheDragonLady
15th July 2004, 06:05
Oh, how I adored this fic! LOL

Billy Blanks style... Hehehe.

Janet
27th September 2004, 06:18
'Coffee,I need coffee.'
She droned out. Lana glanced up at her from over the
counter.

"Umm, Chloe, I can't serve you coffee." Lana said
with a 'please don't hurt me' look in her eyes.

"Huh?" The words were there but they seemed to be
swirling around in her brain. "Why?" she asked
almost pleadingly. She stood halfway between the
counter and the entrance. She had stopped in her
tracks when Lana had informed her of the new policy.

"Well, Chloe, see, ummm, Lex said?" lana was
interrupted by Chloe's gasp. Her eyes widened. Oh
this wasn't a battle, that bastard had just declared
fucking war.

"MOTHER FUCKER!"



He strolled over to her and she blinked hazily, not
raising her head from her pillow.

"Rise and Shine, sweetcheeks." He said soothingly.

"Fuck off."



"Please, Lex, let me rephrase my comment from eariler.
Fuck off."
^ My favourite lines!!

Fantastic fic...

beautifuL!!!!!!!!!

darkangel
8th July 2005, 00:59
I loved this fic.

micah_luther
20th August 2005, 05:55
That was the cutest, funniest story ever. I love when Chloe and Lex fight like that, they always seem to make up in a very passionate way.

ggdoll18
20th August 2005, 06:27
awesome!!

greeneyednblond
22nd August 2005, 18:41
this was fun. I love war....

starmoon
2nd November 2005, 22:11
interesting and very funny. at some points i just couldn't help put laugh very hard my sides started to hurt.

~*~Tasha~*~
6th July 2006, 02:35
This was amusing. I loved it, Blaire. {Smiles} Those two cracked me up in this one.

Ami Rose
23rd April 2017, 01:05
Lmao awesome