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PMD
27th March 2005, 22:34
For my friends on N.S. Forums---you all have inspired this little snippet from my muse and myself. Actually, I gain inspiration by reading fanfic---and I will get on it, reading some stuff here, cause my muse has flaked off for the day. And hopefully tomorrow, which is my birthday. So, here's an early birthday present from me to you all, for the friendship you've shown me and so many others. Enjoy.


Title: For My Friends On N.S. Forums - "Hey, Sexy"

Author: PMD

e-mail: mary.davidson@sympatico.ca

Rating: PG-13/FRT - Fan Rated Suitable For Teenagers, Slightly suggestive too

Category: Friendship, Chlex, Slight Clana, Futurefic, Lex's and Chloe's POV, AU

Spoilers: None that I can think of.

Summary: Lex and Clark save the girls.

Disclaimer: To whomever owns Smallville, the characters, and the line from Love story, I'm just borrowing them, will give them back, not making any money with their use in this piece, so don't sue me.

Archive: N.S. Forums Exclusive

Feedback: Yes I would love feedback.

Author Notes: I dedicate this to my fellow Chlexers on N.S. Forums. Hope this brings a smile to your face, as it did me and my muse. Enjoy. Oh, and Lex, Chloe and Lana know Clark's secret.


For My Friends On N.S. Forums - "Hey Sexy" - by PMD

Prologue: I tell her, time and again, wait for us---wait for Clark and I. But does she ever----nooooo. And Lana's not much better---it's a wonder Clark doesn't have gray hairs with her. Now, we have to go find them before they end up dead.

~

Lex's POV

Lex's Car

I'm driving like a madman and I am mad. I told Chloe and Lana to wait for our help in an investigation---but did they listen, no. And now, we've got to rescue them.

I glance over at Clark for a second, watching him use that famous x-ray vision of his.

"Anything?"

"Not yet."

"Am I going to fast?"

"Well, for your safety, yes. For me; no."

"Oh right, indestructible."

"Yep---but your not. Even if you can't get sick, you can get hurt."

I slow down a bit, letting out a sigh.

"Mad at Chloe again?"

"No---well, yes, but mainly worried about her."

"Lana was right."

"About what?"

"You like Chloe."

"Wrong," I state, with a smirk.

"So, I'm right---you love her."

I smile now. "Well, I guess I have to admit it---you're right, Clark. I must love her or I wouldn't be so mad, worried, or even stay friends with the girl."

He laughs at that. "Well here's hoping she feels the same way too."

I smile at that and then frown. "They've got to be alive."

"They're---"

He stops talking. Then:

"They're in that warehouse over there. Step on it."

I do just that and a few minutes later, we're at the place and I grimace.

"What's wrong?"

"That warehouse---it belongs to Morgan Edge."

~

Inside The Warehouse

I use my trusted lock pick, given to me on my last birthday, by Chloe. Like we want to explain a door taken off its hinges to the police later on.

I take out my flashlight. "Which way?"

"Lana's this way and---"

He stares in the other direction and smiles. "Chloe's over there."

"Only Chloe?"

"Yes, only Chloe down there and only Lana---"

"Go on, hero. And I hope she gives you a kiss, Clark."

"I'd settle for a hug. I'll be back to help you with Chloe after I get Lana."

"Thanks, Clark," I state.

"Lex?"

"Yes?"

"Do you have an extra lock pick?"

"Ahhhh---yeah, here's my spare," I state, tossing it to him.

He smiles and then rushes off to save the woman he loves and I go off to save mine.


~


The Room

I'm just at the last room at the end of the corridor when I see her through the window. But she's not moving.

I test the door and it's locked. Good thing he suggested I give him my spare. If my door is locked, more than likely his is too. As I say, questions would be raised if the door were off its hinges there too.

I use it and the door swings open. I run in and kneel by Chloe's body, flashing my light on her.

"Chloe?" I whisper.

No response.

I touch her skin---feel her pulse racing and know she's been drugged, by the puncture mark on her neck.

"Chloe, can you hear me?"

Nothing.

I notice the window is letting in the full moon and I don't need my flashlight anymore. I place it back in my pocket, sit down, and pull her body into my arms. "Oh, Baby, please wake up."

Nothing.

I pull away, lean down, and kiss her cheek. Then I back away.

Nothing.

I let out a sigh and pray she doesn't kill me for this later on. I lean down once more and kiss her gently on the lips. And like the prince waking his intended, her eyes flutter open.

A small smile appears at her lips. "Hey, Sexy."

I chuckle at that. "Chloe, you know it's me, right?"

"Yeah. My prince in dark clothing, Sexy. I may be drugged but I'm not blind."

Despite the situation we're in---that they might come back at any time---I can't help but feel happy she's said this. I let out a sigh and pull her close again.

"Ah---Sexy, you're squishing me."

I back away. "Sorry."

"No problem. Now let me sleep and when I wake up we can go at it again---a woman can only take so much orgasmic feelings at a time."

I gulp at what she said. She thought we had made love and that's why she felt this way---not that she was high on something. And we had to get out of here now---to get away from Morgan's thugs and to find out what they had been given.

"Chloe, we have to get out of here."

"Okay, Clark."

What the---course, it's Kent not me.

She senses my change of demeanor. "Geez, Sexy. You get all stupid when you fall in love, don't you? It was a joke. I know you're not Clark---he has more hair."

"Who am I?"

"Sexy."

"No, what's my real name?"

She looks up at me and then her eyes roll back and she's unconscious again.

I lay her down gently and get up. Then I kneel and pull her into me, getting up and walking out of the room with her. I watch as Clark comes up to me, Lana in her arms.

"They're drugged."

"I know," he states. "And very receptive to talking about love."

"But now's not the time," I reply. "Let's get out of here and deal with Morgan later."

"I agree," he states. "The hospital?"

"Yes," I say, as make our way outside and to my car.

~

Hospital Room

Chloe's POV

Okay, who put the wad of cotton into my mouth and how can I get rid of it? And why can't I remember getting from the warehouse to the hospital?

I recall Lana and I going to check something out, without Clark and Lex there. I remember looking in the window and then darkness, until I woke up here.

Wait, I remember something else, vaguely. A man kissing me on the lips and me calling him---Oh my God! I called Lex, Sexy. Oh, just shoot me---wait, he kissed me. Okay, maybe this isn't as bad as it seems.

The door opens and somebody walks in.

"Hey, Sexy."

I gulp and throw the bed sheet over my head. "Go away!"

"Excuse me, Sexy? What did you say? I couldn't hear you."

"I said go away!" I say a bit louder.

"Say that to my face, Sexy."

I let out a sigh and pull the sheet back, looking into the amusing blue eyes of my best friend.

"Lex about that---"

He gives me a grin and I stop speaking. He's not upset---he's amused. Good Lord, I was drugged and let my guard down and he's amused by it.

He brings a chair to the side of my bed and takes one of my hands.

"So?"

"So?" I ask.

"Want me to leave?"

"Well, I would rather a big hole open up and I disappear into it. Lex, I'm sorry about the Sexy name. Forgive me?"

He's stunned and then smiles. "Do I look upset?"

Now I'm stunned. "Well, no---but shouldn't you be a little perturbed."

"Why?"

"Oh, I don't know. That a woman has to be drugged to finally admit how she feels about you---Oh my God, I just said that out loud. Lex---I'm---"

"Chloe, love means never having to say you’re sorry."

My eyebrow lifts and then I grin. "Your not drugged, are you?"

"No---why?"

"So, I'm not imagining this---the drugs are all out of my system. This is really happening. You really kissed me in the building and now are telling me, you love me."

He lets go of my hand, leans over, and gives me a classic smirk. "No, yes, yes, yes, and definitely yes."

"Good, Sexy."

"Very good, Sexy," he replies back, before kissing me deeply.

The End.

lexchloe
27th March 2005, 22:47
That was really cute and wub!!! :)

asharnanae
27th March 2005, 22:58
aweeeee!!!!! there pet name is sexy!!! excelent!

crankychick
28th March 2005, 01:19
That was dead sexy :)

teejei
28th March 2005, 04:55
sweet..and yep, definitely dead sexy. :D

autumngold
28th March 2005, 05:16
I love Chloe's comments to Lex while she was drugged!! Very, very cute!! Thank you so much for the story!! I can just picture Lex being annoyed and anxious trying to save Chloe!! Great story!!

bluengreenswmer
28th March 2005, 05:21
Aw....so sweet!

S.Ann Smith
28th March 2005, 06:26
awwww.....

that was so... awwwww....

~

hfce
28th March 2005, 06:35
That was so cute! :D


Hope :)

meg20
28th March 2005, 09:02
Ahhh.. so sweet

PMD
28th March 2005, 11:09
Okay---here I go. <g>

Sorry took so long answering these wonderful feedbacks, guys. :( But as I say, here I go:

Lexchloe: I'm so glad you enjoyed it, sweetie. <g> I might not be able to write dead bang on smut but my muse likes to just barely corner the market, with slightly borderline thoughts and she jumps at the cute market all the time. <bg>

asharnanae: Heehee. <g> Yep, their pet name is Sexy. Might get a little confusing at times but they only do it when they're alone. <bg> Do not ask what Lana or Clark's is though--okay, in one piece, the first series I did, it was Clark Bar for Clark. <g> Glad you enjoyed the piece, sweetie.

crankychick: Dead sexy? Awwww---thanks, hon. :) I really do try to do my best at doing borderline stuff---sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Glad this one does cause Chloe and Lex on screen---lets just say I lived for those moments. :: deep happy sigh ::

teejei: And another dead sexy? Oooo, I am one happy camper now. Thanks, sweetie. :)

Okay, post this and then finish thanking people. Be back in a sec. :)

PMD
28th March 2005, 11:22
Back Again:

Autumn: Glad you enjoyed the story, sweetie. :) I find that Chloe is more freer with her feelings sometimes, in my pieces when under the influence---be it drugged unwantingly or drugged---like cold medicine. As to Lex and his annoyance of the blonde reporter---or his need to protect her, you know where that feeling comes from---the heart and his very soul. But don't let her know you're doing it---she might get a little annoyed herself. <g>

bluengreenswmer: Glad you found liked it, sweetie. :)

S.Ann: Awwww----thanks, sweetie. I'm so happy you enjoyed it. :)

hfce: Hope---yeah, you know my muse, she does cute great, when she's motivated and boy is she motivated. <g> Glad you enjoyed this loopy look into Lex and Chloe, sweetie. <bg>

Meg: I'm glad you enjoyed it, sweetie. :) I certainly had fun writing it. <g>

isera81
30th March 2005, 21:08
Author Notes: I dedicate this to my fellow Chlexers on N.S. Forums. Hope this brings a smile to your face, as it did me and my muse. Enjoy.

Yea, it was so cute. Thanks.
I really like the fact that chloe called lex “sexy”: it’s so truth!
they are just too cute together!

LarkLuthor
31st March 2005, 07:39
Very Cute Chlex interation. Much fun to read. The Clark/Lex conversation seemed a little off to me. I don't think that would be exactly how they would interact. Even when they were best friends there was this guarded affection thing, not the completely honest, almost too sweet discussion of each others love lives.

Lark

starmoon
31st March 2005, 09:01
the ending was so sweet. i loved it, it was so funny when chloe called lex sexy even though it is true. chlex forever.

PMD
1st April 2005, 02:38
Hey starmoon:

Awwww---thanks, sweetie. :) Glad you loved it. And yeah, my muse wanted to come up with something that was funny but true---and yep, he definitely is a sexy character, in the series or in fanfic. :) And I'll echo your sentiments: Chlex forever!

PMD
1st April 2005, 02:44
Hey guys:

Isera:Glad you enjoyed the piece, sweetie. :) And they are so cute together and dangerous, if trifflied with by others. <g>

Lark: Glad you enjoyed the Chlex. And thanks for the feedback in regards to Lex and Clark. I tend to go with my redemptionist feel for those two---Lex knows his secret and protects it, and they'll always be friends. I guess you can tell I don't like the canon aspect of the show or the comics in that regard. But then, I guess I was a little too familiar with the characters---sometimes that tends to happen. So, thanks for pointing that out, sweetie. :)

squash
5th April 2005, 19:08
the ending was so sweet. i loved it, it was so funny when chloe called lex sexy even though it is true. chlex forever.


that was perfect

PMD
5th April 2005, 22:50
Hey Squash:

Thank you so very much. :) I'm glad you enjoyed it, sweetie. :)

bluefang
15th January 2006, 10:48
"Chloe, we have to get out of here."

"Okay, Clark."

What the---course, it's Kent not me.

She senses my change of demeanor. "Geez, Sexy. You get all stupid when you fall in love, don't you? It was a joke. I know you're not Clark---he has more hair."

"Who am I?"

"Sexy."
lol snarky even while drugged.

loved the fic, and finally: awwwwwwwww gotta love the chlex

PMD
15th January 2006, 19:28
Hey, Bluefang. :) Glad you enjoyed the snark factor, sweetie. :) And that you loved the fic too. Yep, gotta love Chlex. :)

Nonhalema
17th June 2007, 15:51
definetely yes: a great story

Ami Rose
19th March 2018, 02:25
Lol cute