becky
26th December 2004, 22:20
Title: Smallville Rhapsody
Author: Becky
Summary: Created in a moment of SV hatred, this is an overture for all disgruntled fans disappointed with the show.
Rating: PG-13 (only for one or two mildly naughty words)
Music: Click here (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/1041/Bohemian.mid) if you want backing music (not 100% accurate to the original song, but highly recommended, 'cos the arrangement is fab!!)
Credits: This parody is an original work by me, based on the lyrics and music of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Smallville and its characters are trademarks of, and copyright to DC Comics and WB Inc. This is a not-for-profit, non-commercial bit of fun.
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As always, it's funnier if you sing it!
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Smallville Rhapsody
Can this be real life?
Can Smallville really be
Fighting for ratings
It's just failing to inspire me
Open your eyes
To meteor-filled skies and see...
We're just the viewers, the network's not listening
Because we're "easy come", "easy go",
"Teenage chicks", "no sense to know,"
Here's what we think of Smallville, that should really matter to you,
To you...
Lana, just wants a man
The hoe don't care if he is dead,
Paris Guy or hair-free head,
Lana, Mom and Dad are gone
They jumped under a meteor to get away from you
Lana, oo-oo-oohh
Yeah we mean to make you cry
We know your acting's worse than you let on
Don't go on, don't go on... 'cos you don't really matter
Chloe, diamond in the rough
The girl can act, that's why
you push her out to stand aside
Goodbye, Al and Miles, we've got to go
Gotta leave your show behind and tell the truth...
Lana, Ooo-oo-ooh, (what we think of Smallville)
She makes me want to die
Too perfect to be real and liked at all
I see a balding sexy bastard of a man
Smirk for me! Smirk for me! Can you hear his verbal judo?
Head so appetising, evil mesmerising me!
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el, Son of Jor-El don't know you
(I'm just a farm boy, nobody's like me)
He's just a farm boy, trying to like his family
Jonothan Kent should have died in Season 3!
All these cool characters, will you let them grow?
We're AlMiles! No! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
WB, WB, WB let them grow
Beelzebub's team of writers have it in for me, for me, for me!!!
So you think no-pink-lana is good for my eye?
Don't you know lexana makes me vomit then die?
Oh AlMiles, Can't do this to Smallville,
Just gotta get out, Can't go on watching from here
Nothing really matters
If only you'd agree
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me,
That's what I think of Smallville....
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I live for feedback!!
~Becky~
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Author: Becky
Summary: Created in a moment of SV hatred, this is an overture for all disgruntled fans disappointed with the show.
Rating: PG-13 (only for one or two mildly naughty words)
Music: Click here (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/1041/Bohemian.mid) if you want backing music (not 100% accurate to the original song, but highly recommended, 'cos the arrangement is fab!!)
Credits: This parody is an original work by me, based on the lyrics and music of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Smallville and its characters are trademarks of, and copyright to DC Comics and WB Inc. This is a not-for-profit, non-commercial bit of fun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As always, it's funnier if you sing it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Smallville Rhapsody
Can this be real life?
Can Smallville really be
Fighting for ratings
It's just failing to inspire me
Open your eyes
To meteor-filled skies and see...
We're just the viewers, the network's not listening
Because we're "easy come", "easy go",
"Teenage chicks", "no sense to know,"
Here's what we think of Smallville, that should really matter to you,
To you...
Lana, just wants a man
The hoe don't care if he is dead,
Paris Guy or hair-free head,
Lana, Mom and Dad are gone
They jumped under a meteor to get away from you
Lana, oo-oo-oohh
Yeah we mean to make you cry
We know your acting's worse than you let on
Don't go on, don't go on... 'cos you don't really matter
Chloe, diamond in the rough
The girl can act, that's why
you push her out to stand aside
Goodbye, Al and Miles, we've got to go
Gotta leave your show behind and tell the truth...
Lana, Ooo-oo-ooh, (what we think of Smallville)
She makes me want to die
Too perfect to be real and liked at all
I see a balding sexy bastard of a man
Smirk for me! Smirk for me! Can you hear his verbal judo?
Head so appetising, evil mesmerising me!
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el, Son of Jor-El don't know you
(I'm just a farm boy, nobody's like me)
He's just a farm boy, trying to like his family
Jonothan Kent should have died in Season 3!
All these cool characters, will you let them grow?
We're AlMiles! No! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
WB, WB, WB let them grow
Beelzebub's team of writers have it in for me, for me, for me!!!
So you think no-pink-lana is good for my eye?
Don't you know lexana makes me vomit then die?
Oh AlMiles, Can't do this to Smallville,
Just gotta get out, Can't go on watching from here
Nothing really matters
If only you'd agree
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me,
That's what I think of Smallville....
~~~~~~
I live for feedback!!
~Becky~
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