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becky
26th December 2004, 22:20
Title: Smallville Rhapsody
Author: Becky
Summary: Created in a moment of SV hatred, this is an overture for all disgruntled fans disappointed with the show.
Rating: PG-13 (only for one or two mildly naughty words)
Music: Click here (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/1041/Bohemian.mid) if you want backing music (not 100% accurate to the original song, but highly recommended, 'cos the arrangement is fab!!)
Credits: This parody is an original work by me, based on the lyrics and music of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Smallville and its characters are trademarks of, and copyright to DC Comics and WB Inc. This is a not-for-profit, non-commercial bit of fun.

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As always, it's funnier if you sing it!
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Smallville Rhapsody

Can this be real life?
Can Smallville really be
Fighting for ratings
It's just failing to inspire me
Open your eyes
To meteor-filled skies and see...
We're just the viewers, the network's not listening
Because we're "easy come", "easy go",
"Teenage chicks", "no sense to know,"
Here's what we think of Smallville, that should really matter to you,
To you...

Lana, just wants a man
The hoe don't care if he is dead,
Paris Guy or hair-free head,
Lana, Mom and Dad are gone
They jumped under a meteor to get away from you
Lana, oo-oo-oohh
Yeah we mean to make you cry
We know your acting's worse than you let on
Don't go on, don't go on... 'cos you don't really matter

Chloe, diamond in the rough
The girl can act, that's why
you push her out to stand aside
Goodbye, Al and Miles, we've got to go
Gotta leave your show behind and tell the truth...
Lana, Ooo-oo-ooh, (what we think of Smallville)
She makes me want to die
Too perfect to be real and liked at all

I see a balding sexy bastard of a man
Smirk for me! Smirk for me! Can you hear his verbal judo?
Head so appetising, evil mesmerising me!
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el, Son of Jor-El don't know you
(I'm just a farm boy, nobody's like me)
He's just a farm boy, trying to like his family
Jonothan Kent should have died in Season 3!

All these cool characters, will you let them grow?
We're AlMiles! No! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
WB, WB, WB let them grow
Beelzebub's team of writers have it in for me, for me, for me!!!

So you think no-pink-lana is good for my eye?
Don't you know lexana makes me vomit then die?
Oh AlMiles, Can't do this to Smallville,
Just gotta get out, Can't go on watching from here

Nothing really matters
If only you'd agree
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me,

That's what I think of Smallville....

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I live for feedback!!

~Becky~
:chlexsign3:

autumngold
26th December 2004, 22:57
I agree!! The writers of Smallville took what basically could have been a good show and turned it into Lana hour. :devil: :crygreen: I almost wish that Chloe hadn't come back for the fourth season because they've made her character into such a weak, pathetic person!! Thanks for the song!! :yay2: :chlexsign4: :yay2:

kitten
26th December 2004, 23:23
:biggrin:

I can't quite get the tune in my head right to sing it to myself and giggle stupidly, but I giggled stupidly as I read it. Excellent points and very good parody, and sadly all true.

Zannie
27th December 2004, 02:10
Brilliant, hilarious, and entirely correct.

And now I'm going to be humming that tune for the rest of the night.

Rae
27th December 2004, 03:49
Right on the mark & definitely hilarious. You really have a talent for parodies. :biggrin:

ivyswonder
27th December 2004, 03:55
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! :lol:

I love that song, and your parody is just excellent. And it really is fun to sing it.

hfce
29th December 2004, 16:40
Bravo :clap: that was very good.

buggsducky121
30th December 2004, 21:21
that was great i was laughing so hard

LEXNCHLOEROCK
14th February 2005, 00:52
Becky you're gold! I loved it! Very funny, very true, and very sad.

Sophie

vardaquareien
14th February 2005, 16:21
AH! My favourite song of all time and Chlex!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!! * faints away from excessive hapiness* PLONK.

starmoon
15th March 2005, 08:36
I like the song and what you think of Smallville it cool.

arkakitty
10th June 2005, 15:44
I've been singing along while laughing really hard. :rofl: Great job :)

jaxie926
26th June 2005, 22:18
ok, so i read this when i first came to n-s... but didn't leave f/b... now we're having a family bbq and bohemian rhapsody is playing... and i suddenly realize I'm singing this verse...

I see a balding sexy bastard of a man
Smirk for me! Smirk for me! Can you hear his verbal judo?
Head so appetising, evil mesmerising me!
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el! It's Kal-el
It's Kal-el, Son of Jor-El don't know you
(I'm just a farm boy, nobody's like me)
He's just a farm boy, trying to like his family
Jonothan Kent should have died in Season 3!

All these cool characters, will you let them grow?
We're AlMiles! No! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
We're AlMiles! We will not let them grow
Let them grow!
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
Will not let them grow - Let them grow
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
WB, WB, WB let them grow
Beelzebub's team of writers have it in for me, for me, for me!!!

and now my family is suggesting psychiatric help!

katieandjason
9th September 2005, 18:23
This little spoof of one of the greatest song ever is freakin HILARIOUS!!!!! It's now going to be stuck in my head all day. And to quote Karen from 'Will & Grace,' it's funny cause it's true...

Saint
19th October 2005, 03:16
Having the backing music readily available was a spark of genius.

I'm sitting at home singing to myself, really getting into it. No matter what you do you can bring a whole new sense of creativity to the table.

I loved it, but I'll never be able to hear Bohemian Rhapsody the same again.
xx

~*~Tasha~*~
4th May 2008, 21:41
I cracked up over this one. LOL. One of my favorite songs ... you can definitely tell you were mad at Smallville. Loved the Lana bashing.

showntell
30th May 2008, 14:47
Fabulous...so sad it is now 2008 and nothing has really changed.

Augustine86
30th May 2008, 19:17
We should record this track. For posterity, so people in the year 3500, when they discovers Smallville, don't think we people from the 21st century all awallowed that crap.