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hickchick
24th December 2004, 02:07
Title: Lana Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Authors: Becky and Hickchick

Disclaimer: Don't own Smallville or any of the characters.

AN: This is a collaborative effort between Becky and me. But most of the credit goes to her. She's just awesome at writing parodies, but as for me, this is my first attempt. Hope it doesn't suck.

Well enjoy.




(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree


She'd been acting kind of strangely
Just like chloe, don't you know
Went to Paris pink and perky
And she came back haggard, looking like a hoe...

When we found her Christmas morning
Dressed from head to toe in black
She had TRAMP written on her forehead
And a cheap-ass transfer tattoo on her back


(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree


Now we’re all so sad for Clarkie
He wants to take all the blame.
"She will be missed" says Clark with a sigh.
It’s too bad that the rest of us don’t feel the same.


At least she can join her parents.
Not a word will she complain
So now we say goodbye to Jason.
Let’s all hope that Pete will return again.


(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree


Chloe and Lex are together
As happy as they can be
Not the least bit sad that Lana’s gone
They are sure to kiss where everyone can see.

So warn all the show's producers
Better give us some nice chlex,
Avoid the icky lex and lana
Or we'll tell our reindeer hitmen that you're next...

(chorus)
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the talon Christmas Eve
You can say no-one’s as dumb as Lana
And as for us Chlexers, we’d agree


Merry Christmas everyone!

asharnanae
24th December 2004, 02:33
:biggrin: love it! heheheheheh!

Rae
24th December 2004, 02:38
Hee, I love this. It's a hoot! :pclol:

buddyfozzy
24th December 2004, 03:15
Originally posted by hickchick@Dec 24 2004, 02:07 AM
Went to Paris pink and perky
And she came back haggard, looking like a hoe...

HAHA! :biggrin:

ivyswonder
24th December 2004, 03:33
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

That's hilarious. Great work!

kitten
24th December 2004, 03:57
Originally posted by hickchick@Dec 23 2004, 09:07 PM

So warn all the show's producers
Better give us some nice chlex,
Avoid the icky lex and lana
Or we'll tell our reindeer hitmen that you're next...


:lol:

Such lovely mental pictures! Thank you!

crankychick
24th December 2004, 04:04
:devil: Dammit, I need a singing devil emoticon. This song won't be getting out of my head anytime soon. :biggrin: :biggrin:

autumngold
24th December 2004, 07:20
Originally posted by hickchick@Dec 24 2004, 02:07 AM





When we found her Christmas morning
Dressed from head to toe in black
She had TRAMP written on her forehead
And a cheap-ass transfer tattoo on her back



My favorite part of the whole song!! Thank you for the perfect parody!! :worship2: :chlexsign4: :worship2:

LaLa
24th December 2004, 11:45
:partyhat: c'est la fête! thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!

I'll have the very nice mental picture in my head during christmas dinner and I'll laugh inside! I'll be giddy and my family will shook their heads AGAIN at my mental illness....but, that's worth it!! :biggrin:

:yay: Merry christmas to all chlexers!

xoxo Lala

Blaire023
24th December 2004, 16:53
Originally posted by hickchick@Dec 23 2004, 08:07 PM

And a cheap-ass transfer tattoo on her back


the whole thing had me rolling, but especially this line.

Little Miss Vixen
24th December 2004, 17:16
That was so awesome

Queen Of Tact
24th December 2004, 19:55
OMG LMAO, Oh that was just great.... I'm going to be singing it the rest of the day....


Merry Christmas!!!

CC

lexchloe
24th December 2004, 22:37
:pclol: :lol:

hfce
27th December 2004, 19:37
That was funny. :lol:

Abbykins
28th December 2004, 22:53
yay!!

cwong
29th December 2004, 00:32
Hilarious!!

newbatgirl
29th December 2004, 00:56
This made my day. *Sigh* If only it were true!!!

Janet
29th December 2004, 09:40
You and Becky are godesses....

starmoon
9th March 2005, 22:50
I love this it is so funny!

bluengreenswmer
6th December 2005, 05:51
Reindeer hitmen....they deserve Elfin hitmen for all the crap they've been giving us lately.....

Anyone have any ear appliques so we can ATTACK????

Shane77
6th December 2005, 17:38
Love this! It would be so good if it was true! lol
Merry christmas!

teb85
17th December 2005, 19:27
That has made my day !! very funny :rofl:

MidnyteR
31st December 2005, 01:15
This is Hilarious! I'll be humming it all night.

layell
31st December 2005, 04:52
Just too funny!! :clapclap:

maja
22nd November 2009, 18:03
:rofl: Very good and funny

Booksketeer
22nd November 2009, 21:31
HAHA! Very cute! Favorite line:
She had TRAMP written on her forehead
And a cheap-ass transfer tattoo on her back

lkedino
23rd November 2009, 03:34
that was funny

Esther25jm
4th December 2009, 03:54
Classic and pure love!! YES! This is my favorite part:

She'd been acting kind of strangely
Just like chloe, don't you know
Went to Paris pink and perky
And she came back haggard, looking like a hoe...

*giggle snort* Priceless!! :D Y'all did a great job!!

becky
29th November 2010, 16:18
OMG! I'd completely forgotten writing this!!!! hehe.

*sings*

Lana got run over by a Reindeer.....

Julie
29th November 2010, 16:36
Haha, I had forgotten this as well!

Lol, very funny :D

Emch
19th December 2010, 14:07
LMAO. I love it. There should be more songs like this.

Snark
19th December 2010, 19:11
Hahaha, laughed my socks off. Great Job :)

starmoon
20th December 2010, 00:03
LMAO. I love it. There should be more songs like this.

your right if there were more songs like this then all chlex fans would be very happy!!