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Rae
18th November 2004, 16:33
Author's Warning: Spoilers & spec for the not yet aired episode, Scare. Sorta.


Title: Scared Pink
Author: CRae
Rating: G
Summary: The happy couple tie the knot!
Disclaimer: Smallville & its characters belong to DC Comics & WB. I own nothing. They say I needlessly torture the characters. I, for one, have no idea what they&#39;re talking about. Get back to work, Lana&#33; <Cracking of a whip is heard>
Spoilers: Yes. Spoilers & speculation for the not yet aired ep, Scare.
Category: Humor/Horror/Fluff/Drabble
Feedback: <Looks at fic> Are you sure you want to?
Notes: This is what happens when I look at spoilers for future episodes. Bad things happen.




Scared Pink



He stood at the altar watching the veiled woman approach.

The woman he loved, adored, worshipped would be his soon. Soon.

The excited anticipation he felt was evident in the way his smile beamed. So bright it could blind. He was clearly besotted.


Fast forward.


She stood next to him, staring into his eyes as the priest began.

He tried to lift the veil but she shook her head.


Fast forward.


"You may kiss the bride."

Lex grasped the veil and lifted, ecstatic to finally see his wife.

Chloe&#39;s shining smile greeted him and he kissed her passionately. His wife.


Fast forward.


He pulled back, opening his eyes slowly...

Only to find Lana smiling at him in Chloe&#39;s place. Gah&#33;

"You see, Lex, this is what happens when you concoct strange nightmare drugs," Lana whispered sweetly before grabbing him by his lapels and laying a slobbery kiss on him.

"So where are we going on our honeymoon, dear hubby?"

Lex&#39;s eyes widened in terror.





Lex yelped and leapt out of his bed, upending the small load that was resting on his chest.

"Ow, jeez, what was that for," Chloe asked with a scowl from her sprawled position on the floor.

Lex looked down at her and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, thank God&#33;"



End.

<Cue evil cackling here>

Sunny
18th November 2004, 16:39
:pclol: Wonderful... I adored it&#33;
Poor Lex... married to Lana... What a nightmare ...

sylvia
18th November 2004, 16:48
Haha... loved it. So cute. Great job.

lexodus
18th November 2004, 17:01
That was so funny.

Béatrice
18th November 2004, 17:14
:hehe: Poor Lex. That&#39;s a horrible nightmare&#33;&#33;&#33;

autumngold
18th November 2004, 20:30
Poor Lex&#33;&#33; I don&#39;t know if he can ever recover from a nightmare that bad&#33;&#33; Great story&#33;&#33; :yay: :chlexsign3: :yay:

Kit Merlot
18th November 2004, 21:13
This was fabulous&#33;

If only this would happen on the show :devil:

WELL DONE&#33;

kitten
18th November 2004, 21:32
:biggrin:

Wow, you just wrote a Lexana scene that I&#39;m not only okay with, I&#39;m thrilled&#33; Oh, worker of miracles, please turn your attention to my extremely empty bank account?

(Or just write more great fics.) :blinkkiss:

hfce
18th November 2004, 22:21
:lol: that was great. See if that really happened on the show. I would watch it. :lol:


Hope ;)

Impress
19th November 2004, 02:10
Originally posted by hfce@Nov 18 2004, 03:21 PM
:lol: that was great. See if that really happened on the show. I would watch it. :lol:


Hope ;)
ditto

campbti
19th November 2004, 03:39
Oh my God, you actually found a way to make that spoiler ok. Now see THAT I would watch. Great job... :blinkkiss:

:chlexsign2:

sydsvaughn
19th November 2004, 05:08
I&#39;m with you, if it went down that way, I&#39;d watch. I&#39;d pay to watch.

Thank you for making that spoiler into something bearable.. and Chlexy&#33;

SaraC

buddyfozzy
19th November 2004, 21:16
Originally posted by Kit Merlot@Nov 18 2004, 09:13 PM
This was fabulous&#33;

If only this would happen on the show :devil:

WELL DONE&#33;
I econd this. :yay: :worship2: :yay:

randa
19th November 2004, 21:33
that was hilarious&#33;


randa

Ainur
2nd January 2005, 04:50
Too funny&#33;&#33; :goof:

roslyn
4th January 2005, 23:12
Lex yelped and leapt out of his bed, upending the small load that was resting on his chest.

"Ow, jeez, what was that for," Chloe asked with a scowl from her sprawled position on the floor.

Lex looked down at her and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, thank God&#33;"


LMAO-ROTF...I ws laughing so hard my mother came in to make sure evrything was ok. This was brilliant. I too wish something like this could happen on the show.

:wub: Roslyn

bluengreenswmer
5th January 2005, 04:46
Love it&#33;&#33;

Poor Lex.....even though it was just a dream.....the thought of being married to Lana could kill even the strongest of men.


Scary, scary thought. :chlexsign2:

starmoon
31st March 2005, 09:16
that was funny! it was also scary poor lex i hope that never happens because i would cry and be sceared and scream if i was lex. chlex forever.

teejei
31st March 2005, 14:26
"You see, Lex, this is what happens when you concoct strange nightmare drugs," Lana whispered sweetly before grabbing him by his lapels and laying a slobbery kiss on him.

"So where are we going on our honeymoon, dear hubby?"

Lex's eyes widened in terror.

An episode Lex should absolutely learn from. :D

bluefang
15th January 2006, 09:35
:rofl: lol that was great. poor lex

Alizaleven
31st July 2006, 10:39
lololol .... lool that was sooo funny, I'm glad it was only a nightmare though, poor lex would be scarred for life heh.. so funny

blip_dragon
7th September 2006, 09:44
Short but sweet, and very funny!

eustacie
12th September 2006, 23:22
I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!If only this could happen.

April
16th October 2006, 12:45
That was so funny! So much better then the scene that they had oringinally planned. thank you for writting it!

Nonhalema
23rd June 2007, 16:58
LOL...great...can't stop laughing here

SVfan1286
19th September 2007, 10:16
Poor Lex, what a horrible nightmare.

Really funny story, had me laughing my ass off.

happybum
3rd December 2007, 20:33
heh that was certainly a pink nightmare. Lex is lucky that you didn't make him suffer enternity with the pink princess b/c you felt a spot of mercy in your heart for dear ol' sexy lexy. =] you should write more.

Ami Rose
18th March 2018, 10:50
Lmao too funny