Rae
13th November 2004, 13:50
Title: Inconsiderate Bedmates
Author: CRae
Rating: PG (for cursing & a little Lex abuse)
Summary: Chloe wakes up alone & is none too happy about it.
Disclaimer: Smallville & its characters belongs to DC Comics & WB. I own nothing.
Category: Fluff/Humor/Future/Shortfic
Spoilers: Zip, zilch.
Feedback: Do I look crazy to you? Don't answer that. Yes, feedback is much appreciated.
Notes: I have a cold & I saw Lexana. This isn't my fault. :biggrin:
Inconsiderate Bedmates
Chloe's eyes opened slowly, knowing from experience that sunlight was not your friend when you first woke up. When her retinas weren't attacked by brightness, she sat up and looked at the digital clock on the nightstand. 3:18. Ugh, too early! Why was she awake then? Her hand shot out and patted the space next to her, seeking but finding only coolness. Where had the jackass gone?
Sighing and standing up, Chloe wrapped the purple satin sheet around her body. No need to give him a free peek when she found him, after all. He was definitely in the dog house for leaving her alone in bed. Muttering to herself about inconsiderate bedmates, she padded her way down the hall and into his study. She found him sitting at his desk studying his laptop intently. That made her a little mad, but that wasn't the worst of it! He was wearing pajama pants with all that delicious pale skin covered. All that delicious pale skin that belonged to her, dammit. First, he leaves her alone while she sleeps and to top it all off, he takes away her eye candy. How dare he!
She made her way to the desk, sheet trailing along behind her, and stared at the top of his head accusingly.
"Yes, Chloe?"
Her eyes narrowed.
When his question was met with only silence, Lex wisely or perhaps unwisely lifted his head to look at his glowering wife. A shudder wracked his body that had nothing to do with the temperature of the room. What had he done now?
Chloe's eyes became slits. Oh, hell, had he said that out loud?
"Is something wrong, love?" He asked meekly.
His executioner pursed her full pink lips. "Yes, there's something wrong, darling."
Was it just him or did that darling sound mocking?
"You left me alone in bed, Alexander." It was never good when she called him by his real name.
"And do you know what happens when you leave me alone in bed now? I wake up." Quick as a cat, she was behind the desk brandishing one of his folders. "She must have a sixth sense or something because she knows when you're not there and then she wakes me up and I need my sleep, Lex," Chloe rambled, waving the folder around threateningly. "You know what happens when I don't get enough of it. It gets very unpleasant for you."
The man once described as a 'stone-faced mean son of a bitch' rolled his chair away from his 5'5 wife, holding his hands up in surrender. "I was researching, Chloe."
Eying him suspiciously, she turned toward the computer and began reading before Lex could slap the top shut. Knowing what was coming, Lex prepared himself for her outburst but still winced when she turned on him with a snarl and a rather hard smack of the folder she had been clutching.
"How to Placate the Pregnant Demon?!"
End.
Author: CRae
Rating: PG (for cursing & a little Lex abuse)
Summary: Chloe wakes up alone & is none too happy about it.
Disclaimer: Smallville & its characters belongs to DC Comics & WB. I own nothing.
Category: Fluff/Humor/Future/Shortfic
Spoilers: Zip, zilch.
Feedback: Do I look crazy to you? Don't answer that. Yes, feedback is much appreciated.
Notes: I have a cold & I saw Lexana. This isn't my fault. :biggrin:
Inconsiderate Bedmates
Chloe's eyes opened slowly, knowing from experience that sunlight was not your friend when you first woke up. When her retinas weren't attacked by brightness, she sat up and looked at the digital clock on the nightstand. 3:18. Ugh, too early! Why was she awake then? Her hand shot out and patted the space next to her, seeking but finding only coolness. Where had the jackass gone?
Sighing and standing up, Chloe wrapped the purple satin sheet around her body. No need to give him a free peek when she found him, after all. He was definitely in the dog house for leaving her alone in bed. Muttering to herself about inconsiderate bedmates, she padded her way down the hall and into his study. She found him sitting at his desk studying his laptop intently. That made her a little mad, but that wasn't the worst of it! He was wearing pajama pants with all that delicious pale skin covered. All that delicious pale skin that belonged to her, dammit. First, he leaves her alone while she sleeps and to top it all off, he takes away her eye candy. How dare he!
She made her way to the desk, sheet trailing along behind her, and stared at the top of his head accusingly.
"Yes, Chloe?"
Her eyes narrowed.
When his question was met with only silence, Lex wisely or perhaps unwisely lifted his head to look at his glowering wife. A shudder wracked his body that had nothing to do with the temperature of the room. What had he done now?
Chloe's eyes became slits. Oh, hell, had he said that out loud?
"Is something wrong, love?" He asked meekly.
His executioner pursed her full pink lips. "Yes, there's something wrong, darling."
Was it just him or did that darling sound mocking?
"You left me alone in bed, Alexander." It was never good when she called him by his real name.
"And do you know what happens when you leave me alone in bed now? I wake up." Quick as a cat, she was behind the desk brandishing one of his folders. "She must have a sixth sense or something because she knows when you're not there and then she wakes me up and I need my sleep, Lex," Chloe rambled, waving the folder around threateningly. "You know what happens when I don't get enough of it. It gets very unpleasant for you."
The man once described as a 'stone-faced mean son of a bitch' rolled his chair away from his 5'5 wife, holding his hands up in surrender. "I was researching, Chloe."
Eying him suspiciously, she turned toward the computer and began reading before Lex could slap the top shut. Knowing what was coming, Lex prepared himself for her outburst but still winced when she turned on him with a snarl and a rather hard smack of the folder she had been clutching.
"How to Placate the Pregnant Demon?!"
End.