becky
7th November 2004, 02:30
Title: The Night Before Chlexmas
Rating: G
Summary: Remember that christmas poem, 'twas the night before christmas? Well, this is my chlex take on it, centred around the events of Lex's christmas party...
A/N: I totally live for feedback. Indulge me! Suggestions for new parodies are also welcome... :biggrin:
~The Night Before Chlexmas~
'Twas the night before Christmas, and deep in the house,
Chloe was creeping, hushed as a mouse
The decor was lavish and polished with care
Lord knows what would happen if Lex found her there...
This "Mansion" said "Money" with capital 'M's'
Yet all was so tasteful (being covered with gems)
The party downstairs had just started to whoop,
When Chloe'd slipped out for a nice crafty snoop
So now here she was in her new Sunday Best
Exploring, adoring Lex Luthor's Love Nest
Then Careless old Chloe bumped into a door
And grabbing a suit of arms, crashed to the floor
Lex, who was wandering jumped at the clatter,
Ran like the wind to see what was the matter
Such a sight to be seen, a memory to keep:
A blonde reporter in an ungraceful heap
Lex swooped to her rescue, and removed the Knight,
Pulled the girl to her feet and laughed at her plight
Chloe, embarrassed, didn't know what to do
As knowing Lex Luthor he'd probably sue
So she turned her eyes downward, gazed at the floor
Plotting her escape to the nearest fire door
"Just wanted a tour, please forgive me" said she
"Then toured you shall be, take my hand," replied he
She was shocked and surprised, yet duly obliged
Was Luthor a good guy who's just well disguised?
They walked every hall and passed through every door,
Her eyes wide with wonder at the sights she saw
"There's a room for every conceivable thing!"
Cried Chloe as she stood by the pool, peering in.
"And look you've got fishes, a fancy tank too,
Show me - have you named them? I know guys that do... "
Lex led her swiftly, and still holding her hand,
Said pointing to each fish with a tone most grand:
"That's Dollar, and Deutschmark, Sterling and Lira
Here's Euro, There's Franc and I've lost little Vera...
Saw her floating on the top - knew that she had passed,
But come, to the terrace, the best is saved for last."
Sprinting through the hallway, dragging Chlo' behind
He grasped her hand tightly, but she didn't mind
Like leaves in a whirlwind, through the house they flew
Chloe and a millionaire who was handsome too
He dragged her faster, and she shrieked in delight
They then reached the terrace, walked out to the night
It was there that they halted, laughing out loud
She straightening her top and he wiping his brow
And then peering over the smooth marble ledge
Chloe gave a gasp as the sights filled her head
The garden, extensive, was tended with care
and the smell of crisp jasmine tinted the air
She heard trickling water from an unseen stream,
And she held her breath to not wake from this dream
Tree branches dancing in the cool midnight breeze
Lex watched her hair blowing, moving with ease
Then taking a step so that Chloe was near,
He tucked a blonde strand behind her right ear
She turned to behold him basked in the moonlight,
Looked into his eyes as they shone like starlight
"Would you like to dance?" she said, nervously slow,
Swaying to music from the party below
He shook his head, smiling, swaying to and fro,
Then as if from nowhere, produced some Mistletoe
Holding it above his head, hand resting on her hips,
They met under the mistletoe and brushed each other's lips
World becoming blurry, warmth beginning to rise,
Chloe would spend forever swimming deep in his eyes
When the clock struck 12, the gathering was over
The party-folk leaving, not one of them sober.
From the stairs, Lex and Chloe looked down on the crowd
All collecting their coats and laughing out loud
Lex shouted to the party as he held Chloe tight:
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Rating: G
Summary: Remember that christmas poem, 'twas the night before christmas? Well, this is my chlex take on it, centred around the events of Lex's christmas party...
A/N: I totally live for feedback. Indulge me! Suggestions for new parodies are also welcome... :biggrin:
~The Night Before Chlexmas~
'Twas the night before Christmas, and deep in the house,
Chloe was creeping, hushed as a mouse
The decor was lavish and polished with care
Lord knows what would happen if Lex found her there...
This "Mansion" said "Money" with capital 'M's'
Yet all was so tasteful (being covered with gems)
The party downstairs had just started to whoop,
When Chloe'd slipped out for a nice crafty snoop
So now here she was in her new Sunday Best
Exploring, adoring Lex Luthor's Love Nest
Then Careless old Chloe bumped into a door
And grabbing a suit of arms, crashed to the floor
Lex, who was wandering jumped at the clatter,
Ran like the wind to see what was the matter
Such a sight to be seen, a memory to keep:
A blonde reporter in an ungraceful heap
Lex swooped to her rescue, and removed the Knight,
Pulled the girl to her feet and laughed at her plight
Chloe, embarrassed, didn't know what to do
As knowing Lex Luthor he'd probably sue
So she turned her eyes downward, gazed at the floor
Plotting her escape to the nearest fire door
"Just wanted a tour, please forgive me" said she
"Then toured you shall be, take my hand," replied he
She was shocked and surprised, yet duly obliged
Was Luthor a good guy who's just well disguised?
They walked every hall and passed through every door,
Her eyes wide with wonder at the sights she saw
"There's a room for every conceivable thing!"
Cried Chloe as she stood by the pool, peering in.
"And look you've got fishes, a fancy tank too,
Show me - have you named them? I know guys that do... "
Lex led her swiftly, and still holding her hand,
Said pointing to each fish with a tone most grand:
"That's Dollar, and Deutschmark, Sterling and Lira
Here's Euro, There's Franc and I've lost little Vera...
Saw her floating on the top - knew that she had passed,
But come, to the terrace, the best is saved for last."
Sprinting through the hallway, dragging Chlo' behind
He grasped her hand tightly, but she didn't mind
Like leaves in a whirlwind, through the house they flew
Chloe and a millionaire who was handsome too
He dragged her faster, and she shrieked in delight
They then reached the terrace, walked out to the night
It was there that they halted, laughing out loud
She straightening her top and he wiping his brow
And then peering over the smooth marble ledge
Chloe gave a gasp as the sights filled her head
The garden, extensive, was tended with care
and the smell of crisp jasmine tinted the air
She heard trickling water from an unseen stream,
And she held her breath to not wake from this dream
Tree branches dancing in the cool midnight breeze
Lex watched her hair blowing, moving with ease
Then taking a step so that Chloe was near,
He tucked a blonde strand behind her right ear
She turned to behold him basked in the moonlight,
Looked into his eyes as they shone like starlight
"Would you like to dance?" she said, nervously slow,
Swaying to music from the party below
He shook his head, smiling, swaying to and fro,
Then as if from nowhere, produced some Mistletoe
Holding it above his head, hand resting on her hips,
They met under the mistletoe and brushed each other's lips
World becoming blurry, warmth beginning to rise,
Chloe would spend forever swimming deep in his eyes
When the clock struck 12, the gathering was over
The party-folk leaving, not one of them sober.
From the stairs, Lex and Chloe looked down on the crowd
All collecting their coats and laughing out loud
Lex shouted to the party as he held Chloe tight:
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"