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Rae
31st October 2004, 06:21
A/N: Revenge like this is bad. Just say no to damaging private property!


Title: Thou Shalt Seek Vengeance
Author: CRae
Rating: PG-13 (for a little lawbreaking & naked Lex thoughts)
Summary: Chloe's a little miffed.
Disclaimer: Smallville & its characters belong to DC Comics and WB. There, are you happy now? <Smacking sound is heard> Ow&#33; Lawyers. Hmmph.
Category: Humor/General
Spoilers: Set during third season. Stuff from seasons 1-3 are fair game.
Feedback: Please&#33; Constructive criticism would be great. First fic. Writing virgin.
Notes: Lighter take on Lex & Chloe&#39;s interaction at the beginning of their partnership.






His car never stood a chance.

An angry Chloe Sullivan made sure of that.



After a particularly bad day the last thing Chloe needed was a lecture from Lex Luthor on the perils of working with his father. Like she didn&#39;t know that already. And if he gave her that patronizing look one more time...

Okay, he was definitely going to pay.

Under the cloak of darkness, armed with a set of car keys and a smirk of pure evil Lionel Luthor would cower from, she set out to get her revenge.

She crept quietly over to the car sitting in its space, sleek and silver like a bullet. Chloe&#39;s mind wandered and she began to wonder if he was compensating for something. She quickly discarded the thought, remembering what Lana had told her about his form when she caught him teaching the breaststroke to one of his &#39;lady friends&#39;. After the redness in her cheeks had faded, she believed Miss Lang&#39;s exact words were, "Thank you, God."

After a few minutes of indulging in the mental imagery that provided she realized she needed to focus on her retribution. Her sweet retribution&#33; Silly Lexy. Leaving his pretty foreign car unprotected outside the Talon where anyone could just...

A scratching sound disturbed the silence of the country night.

She slipped her keys into a pocket in her coat and casually walked around his car to the Talon&#39;s front doors. Someone should warn Lex about the recent rash of vandalism to hit Smallville, and she was just the concerned good samaritan to do it.

Fingering her own car keys, a look of satisfaction crossed the blonde&#39;s face. That would teach him to mess with a premenstrual Chloe Sullivan.



End.

hfce
31st October 2004, 06:25
That was very funny. :lol: but to short. I wanted more. I so can see Chloe doing that. :lol: Great job :clap:


Hope ;)

slayer44
31st October 2004, 06:39
Awwww, so short&#33; You should make a sequel&#33; Lex needs to find out what she did.

kitten
31st October 2004, 06:42
:devil:

That&#39;s terrible, but he can afford to get it fixed. I&#39;m pro-Chloe on this one. Great story.

AlabamaWorley
31st October 2004, 16:45
:lol: Go Chloe&#33; I think this needs a part two.

randa
31st October 2004, 17:50
more&#33;&#33;&#33; that was way too short&#33;

randa

autumngold
31st October 2004, 20:14
You really need to write a sequel&#33;&#33; I think it should involve naked Chloe tied to a bed being tortured by Lex? What, too much?&#33;&#33; Seriously, please write more&#33;&#33; :biggrin: :chlexsign1: :biggrin:

S.Ann Smith
1st November 2004, 03:49
MORE&#33; please? :biggrin: tsk tsk lexy you should have known better...

katspell
1st November 2004, 06:45
snicker snicker that is sooo funny....

Rae
3rd November 2004, 08:35
You all are so wonderful&#33; Such nice comments. Thank you very much&#33;

I&#39;m actually writing a sequel called, Blondes That Go Bump in the Night. It&#39;s still in progress and will be considerably longer than Thou Shalt. As for naked Chloe being tortured by Lex in retribution... Maybe, autumngold. Maybe. If not in the sequel, maybe a standalone.
<Evil Chlex thoughts>

Again, thanks so much for the sweet feedback&#33; :wub:

Blaire023
29th November 2004, 16:17
lmao, okay, going to go read the sequel now

Ainur
30th November 2004, 08:11
I&#39;m just laughing. :D Great job&#33;

Kandya
29th December 2004, 01:02
That was really good. Damaging property is good. :biggrin:
:chlexsign3:

bogusbabe
4th January 2005, 04:02
So what happens when Lex finds out?

:biggrin:

This is just begging for a sequel&#33;&#33;&#33;

:biggrin:


:chlexsign4:

doodlepop
15th February 2005, 22:23
very funny and very chloe like :biggrin:

starmoon
15th March 2005, 08:34
Wow that was great and funny.

jaxie926
26th June 2005, 22:58
noooooooooooo!!! not the car!!!!!!

*off to read the sequel*

meg20
2nd July 2005, 15:22
Chloe the Devil - loved it!!!

Yep the car 'smiles wickedly'

darkangel
7th July 2005, 03:24
This fic was so good an funny. I liked it.

Dailyplanet28
7th July 2005, 03:48
hehehehehehe that was good but there's more right? lol pre menstrual Chloe...but if I was her I would do something more permanent...no real criticsm...there was too little to little to criticise...MORE PLZZZ

arkakitty
11th July 2005, 13:47
The poor car ;)

~*~Tasha~*~
5th July 2006, 05:47
Ouch. Poor car having to pay for Lex ticking Chloe off. {chuckles}

lilacfaery
5th May 2009, 06:07
ROTFLMAO. That was great. Property damage and naked Lex ponderings are always good. Go good samaritan Chloe! Off to find the sequel.

Rachet
15th April 2010, 06:54
this could be a prompt for a longer fic, this could snow ball so fast between them, it would also be funny to see how lex would react.

Ami Rose
24th May 2020, 08:59
Lmao WOW...! Carried Underwood in the making! Lol