If The World Was Painted Pink (PG)

[becky]

~# IF THE WORLD WAS PAINTED PINK #~
~# as performed by Lana Lang #~


A/N: This has been a work-in-progress for a while now, but after stumbling upon one too many Lexana sites the other night, I felt the urge to lash out at the pink princess and finish this... It's a parody of 'If I Only Had A Brain' from Wizard of Oz, and trust me, it's funnier if you sing it... For your wailing pleasure I've uploaded the midi file so that you can have a backing track and be reminded of the tune... those opening bars are *so* Lana...

Click HERE (http://www.sometimes-lucky.net/lexcite/fiction/hadabrain.mid) to play the music!!

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There won't be a heart that ain't mushed
By brandishing my paintbrush
At least that's what I think...
'Cos my eyes would be a-poppin'
And the sight would take some toppin'
If the world was painted pink

Sure the rainbow would be slimmer,
But the sky would simply glimmer
Its the final missing link...
All that colour I'd be paintin'
All the hues would I be taintin'
So the world was painted pink.

Oh why deny your eye
This candy coloured view
You'd be peppy if pinkified, not sad and blue,
So let me come, and paint for you!

Now between you you're all winking,
I know just what you're thinking,
This Princess needs a shrink...
But your mind will you be changin'
When the spectrum's not so rangin'
When the world's all painted pink

All my customers are rushin',
To be oh-so-busy brushin',
The Talon's full I think...
And the colour scheme's mutatin'
While the coffee's perculatin'
And the world's being painted pink

Now there's only two denying,
Chlo' and Lex just ain't complying
Their stubborness won't sink...
Oh they're spoiling my creation,
Plotting purple domination,
In my world that's painted pink.

Tell me why should they deny
My cotton candy hue
They've been spending a lot of time together too...
I know what I, should do...

Between my ears it's kinda breezy,
To outwit them wasn't easy,
My brain ain't made to think...
But my head I've been a-scratchin'
And a plan I've been a-hatchin'
For a world that's painted pink...

Chloe's wardrobe's dull and shitty
If I pinked her: she'd be pretty
In a simple magic wink...
Lex's purple I'd be reapin'
Changing to a tone in keepin'
With a world that's painted pink

<<pregnant pause>>

Chloe why d&#39;you look so scary?
Lex&#39;s nostrils are all flarey,
I&#39;m done for, so I think...
Why my hands are you a-tyin&#39;
Why my pink are you denyin&#39;
Why no world that&#39;s painted pink??

Oh my, you made me cry
You took my paintcan too
I&#39;ve seen the error of my ways you know it&#39;s true..
There&#39;s something I, should say to you..

Chloe&#39;s wardrobe ain&#39;t so shitty,
Lex&#39;s purple&#39;s kinda pretty
It suits him, don&#39;t you think?
No more views will I be paintin&#39;
No more hues will I be taintin&#39;
No more world that&#39;s painted pink&#33;&#33;

~~

Please let me know what you guys think&#33;&#33;

[hfce]

:lol: that was funny and cute. :lol:


Hope :biggrin:

[autumngold]

Thank goodness Lana discovered the evilness of pink&#33;&#33; Great song/story&#33;&#33; Loved the Chloe/Lex references&#33;&#33; :chlexsign2:

[ColumbiaBlue]

ROTFLMAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Oh that&#39;s great&#33; I was cackling the entire time&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I loved it.

~Manda

[LarkLuthor]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lark

[Not An Addict]

*falls over laughing*

Absolutely perfect parody. ^_^ Loved it, loved it, loved it&#33;

Hee hee hee hee . . .

[TheDragonLady]

OH MY GOOOOOOODNESS&#33;


LOL



That was a great song...

[S.Ann Smith]

:blinkkiss: THat was hilarious... damn now that song&#39;s gonna be in my head..

it was great becky


*humms the song some more....*

[Little Miss Vixen]

that was completely hilarious...man I can&#39;t stop giggling

[carebear72884]

LMFAO....that was way to funny, and it is like 100 times better with the song playing along...way to go becky you made my day.

[Janet]

loved it&#33;&#33;&#33;

Chloe&#39;s wardrobe not so shitty
Lex&#39;s purple&#39;s kinda pretty...

*sings along* :biggrin:

[darkangel]

This was simply hilarious.

[welshy]

That was lovely :rofl:

[jaxie926]

Chloe's wardrobe ain't so shitty,
Lex's purple's kinda pretty
It suits him, don't you think?

*snort*

*loves*

[arkakitty]

So Lana. Loved it.

[~*~Tasha~*~]

ROFLMAOTIP! Man this tickled my funny bone today. Both of your song parodies here just made me bust a gut laughing today. Thank you for the pick me up.

[chlexous_punk]

That was funny and really cool, the song playing made it all flow nice job