HisGirlFriday
12th May 2004, 15:47
:wave: I've been mainly a lurker, and I post my stories at fanfiction.net but I decided to delurk to post this.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Chlex, or the poem it belongs to Dr. Seuss; I only changed some of the lyrics. The idea belongs to Deb3 at CSI Miami fan fiction because they have the same problem.
Rating: PG
How They Tried To Destroy Chlex.
Every shipper who watched Smallville liked Chlex a whole lot.
But the Gough and the Miller did not.
The M & the G hated Chlex and the whole third season.
Now please don’t ask why, No one quite knows the reason
It could be that their heads weren’t screwed on quite right
It could be perhaps the Pink was blocking their sight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
Was they tried not to write any Chlex last fall.
But whatever the reason their heads or the Pink
They sat down at their desks and started to think
They knew every shipper who watched Smallville beneath
Were busy now hanging a mistletoe wreath
They were at their computers frantically feeding their addiction
By writing tons and tons of Chlex fan fiction.
They growled with their fingers nervously drumming
We must find a way to keep Chlex from coming.
They knew that the shippers the boys and the girls both near and far
Would Rush to their TV’s, Tivo’s and VCR’s
And watch again and again the little Chlex scenes
Then they’ll point out the littlest things.
And then the forums would light up with discussions to the extreme
Were they’ll dissect what little they’ve seen
Then the shippers young and old would sit down and they’d feast
And they’d feast and they’d feast
Craving every interaction between
Chloe and Lex even in the smallest of scenes
And they do something they liked least of all
Every shipper who watched Smallville the tall and the small
Would come together and they’d start singing
They’d stand hand in hand; their minds would start thinking
Of all the Magnetic chemistry that Chlex had in store
All this singing was making the M & the G sore.
And the more the shippers thought of the Chlex wedding scene
The M and the G were thinking of a way to Delete the whole thing.
Why for 3 seasons, we’ve put up with this NOW
We must stop Chlex from coming, but HOW
Then the M & the G got an idea
An Awful idea
The M & the G got a wonderful awful idea
“We know just what to do” the M & the G laughed in their throats
“We’ll use the Pink to sink the Chlex boat.
And they chuckled and clucked. “What great M & G trick”
“We’ll make Lexana and make it stick”
The Chlexer’s dreams will be Shattered
But the M & the G did not know that it was chemistry that mattered.
Resurrection is key to help with this season
We’ll put Lana in trouble to be the main reason.
She’ll come between them because she is our beauty
Not knowing that their idea was a little bit fruity.
Everyone loves the Pink the sun shines out of her ass
But they’ll soon find out that Lexana could never pass.
We’ll just leave one Chlex scene the in the script
It’ll be so tiny nothing could ever come of it.
We’ll throw them little crumbs, they smiled with glee
They’ll have nothing to do but see the Lexana chemistry
The M & the G were happily humming
They’ll find out that no Chlex would be coming
There just tuning in now, we know just what they’ll do
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
Then all the shippers who watch Smallville will all cry BOO-HOO
That’s a noise we simply must hear.
They paused and the M & the G put a hand to their ears.
And they heard a sound rising all over the land
It started low, and then it did expand
But this sound wasn’t sad. Why, this sound it was glad
The M & the G popped their eyes
Then they shook
What they saw was a shocking surprise!
Every shipper who watched Smallville the tall and the small
Were cheering for Chlex, when there could be none at all.
They hadn’t stopped Chlex from coming it came
Somehow or the other, it came just the same
Then the M & the G thought some more
They thought of something they never thought of before
Maybe chemistry does come from the actors
Maybe chemistry is the main factor.
And what happened then? Well, in Smallville they say
The true meaning of chemistry came through to them that day
They figured out that you couldn’t make something if it’s just not there.
And you can’t deny the Kinetic energy flowing through the air.
Finally the M & the G stopped caring about Chloe’s youth
Because they finally saw the Truth.
They ended the season with a big bang
They fell under the spell of Chlex and they sang
For the shippers who watch Smallville next season will be top
Were making Chlex go ahead non-stop
We’ll give you all the Chlex for you to see
Because no one can hide their undeniable chemistry
And they themselves
Wrote the scene were Chlex sealed their fate with a passionate kiss
Something that all the shippers who watched Smallville would not like to miss!!
Disclaimer: I don’t own Chlex, or the poem it belongs to Dr. Seuss; I only changed some of the lyrics. The idea belongs to Deb3 at CSI Miami fan fiction because they have the same problem.
Rating: PG
How They Tried To Destroy Chlex.
Every shipper who watched Smallville liked Chlex a whole lot.
But the Gough and the Miller did not.
The M & the G hated Chlex and the whole third season.
Now please don’t ask why, No one quite knows the reason
It could be that their heads weren’t screwed on quite right
It could be perhaps the Pink was blocking their sight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
Was they tried not to write any Chlex last fall.
But whatever the reason their heads or the Pink
They sat down at their desks and started to think
They knew every shipper who watched Smallville beneath
Were busy now hanging a mistletoe wreath
They were at their computers frantically feeding their addiction
By writing tons and tons of Chlex fan fiction.
They growled with their fingers nervously drumming
We must find a way to keep Chlex from coming.
They knew that the shippers the boys and the girls both near and far
Would Rush to their TV’s, Tivo’s and VCR’s
And watch again and again the little Chlex scenes
Then they’ll point out the littlest things.
And then the forums would light up with discussions to the extreme
Were they’ll dissect what little they’ve seen
Then the shippers young and old would sit down and they’d feast
And they’d feast and they’d feast
Craving every interaction between
Chloe and Lex even in the smallest of scenes
And they do something they liked least of all
Every shipper who watched Smallville the tall and the small
Would come together and they’d start singing
They’d stand hand in hand; their minds would start thinking
Of all the Magnetic chemistry that Chlex had in store
All this singing was making the M & the G sore.
And the more the shippers thought of the Chlex wedding scene
The M and the G were thinking of a way to Delete the whole thing.
Why for 3 seasons, we’ve put up with this NOW
We must stop Chlex from coming, but HOW
Then the M & the G got an idea
An Awful idea
The M & the G got a wonderful awful idea
“We know just what to do” the M & the G laughed in their throats
“We’ll use the Pink to sink the Chlex boat.
And they chuckled and clucked. “What great M & G trick”
“We’ll make Lexana and make it stick”
The Chlexer’s dreams will be Shattered
But the M & the G did not know that it was chemistry that mattered.
Resurrection is key to help with this season
We’ll put Lana in trouble to be the main reason.
She’ll come between them because she is our beauty
Not knowing that their idea was a little bit fruity.
Everyone loves the Pink the sun shines out of her ass
But they’ll soon find out that Lexana could never pass.
We’ll just leave one Chlex scene the in the script
It’ll be so tiny nothing could ever come of it.
We’ll throw them little crumbs, they smiled with glee
They’ll have nothing to do but see the Lexana chemistry
The M & the G were happily humming
They’ll find out that no Chlex would be coming
There just tuning in now, we know just what they’ll do
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
Then all the shippers who watch Smallville will all cry BOO-HOO
That’s a noise we simply must hear.
They paused and the M & the G put a hand to their ears.
And they heard a sound rising all over the land
It started low, and then it did expand
But this sound wasn’t sad. Why, this sound it was glad
The M & the G popped their eyes
Then they shook
What they saw was a shocking surprise!
Every shipper who watched Smallville the tall and the small
Were cheering for Chlex, when there could be none at all.
They hadn’t stopped Chlex from coming it came
Somehow or the other, it came just the same
Then the M & the G thought some more
They thought of something they never thought of before
Maybe chemistry does come from the actors
Maybe chemistry is the main factor.
And what happened then? Well, in Smallville they say
The true meaning of chemistry came through to them that day
They figured out that you couldn’t make something if it’s just not there.
And you can’t deny the Kinetic energy flowing through the air.
Finally the M & the G stopped caring about Chloe’s youth
Because they finally saw the Truth.
They ended the season with a big bang
They fell under the spell of Chlex and they sang
For the shippers who watch Smallville next season will be top
Were making Chlex go ahead non-stop
We’ll give you all the Chlex for you to see
Because no one can hide their undeniable chemistry
And they themselves
Wrote the scene were Chlex sealed their fate with a passionate kiss
Something that all the shippers who watched Smallville would not like to miss!!