Smallville community chat PG

[A-u-r-o-r-a]

Disclaimer - nothing is real! nothing is owned! nothing belongs to me!
Notes - Ooooh... if only :glow:
by the way its very long on account of the style i had to use, soz!
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[welcome to IRC channel 203587239561]
[have a safe chat]
[no verbal judo]
[no flannel coloured fonts]
[-_-_-~’’’@@@’’’~-_-_-_]

[Farmboy204 has entered the chat]
[Lexxe has entered the chat]

[Lexxe] Clark is that you?
LEXXE smacks Clark upside the head
[Farmboy204] Hey there sexy, asl?
[Lexxe] …
[Farmboy204] ;)
[Lexxe] Clark its me you enormous homosexual
[Lexxe] never wink at me again
[Farmboy204] OH! Lol sorry! Wrong room!
[Lexxe] where are you?
[Farmboy204] ‘FlannelloversUSAonline’ its just the DREAMIEST place!!!
[Lexxe] STOP!
[Lexxe] I don’t want to hear about it…
FARMBOY204 slaps LEXXE on the ass
[Lexxe] 0_o
[Farmboy204] yikes! Happened again! Lol

[Lang-u-like has entered the chat]

[Lang-u-like] HEY GUYS
[Lang-u-like] ARE WE ON THE INTERNET?
[Farmboy204] Hi Lana
[Lexxe] Hello
[Lang-u-like] PINK!

[NotPete has entered the chat]

[Lexxe] Chloe is that you?
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[Lexxe] …
[Lexxe] :(
[Lang-u-like] THAT’S NOT HER, HER NAME IS SULLY
[Farmboy204] Hey Lana wanna come over? You can use my telescope? ;)
[Lang-u-like] NOTPETE GO AWAY
[Lexxe] I’m far too important and rich for this…
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[Lexxe] AaAaAaAArgh!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!
[NotPete] LEX IS A BALDY LEX IS A BALDY!

[[NotPete] was booted from IRC channel 203587239561]]

[Lang-u-like] YAAAY!
[Lexxe] Yay
[Farmboy204] This looks like a job for CLARK KENT
[Farmboy204] Oh wait…
[Farmboy204] Oh man! He went before I could kick his ass!!! :(
[Lexxe] Clark you have a complex in your head
[Farmboy204] Lex you have an ass on your face
[Lexxe] Asswipe
[Farmboy204] Dickhead
[Lexxe] Asswipe
[Farmboy204] Dickhead
[Lexxe] lol
[Farmboy204] lol
[Lang-u-like] PINK
[Lang-u-like] BORED NOW
[Lang-u-like] GUYS?
[Lexxe] take the capital lock off Lana your virtual shouting at us
[Lang-u-like] sorry…

[Sully has entered the chat]

[Lexxe] CHLOE!
[Lexxe] I mean… ahem… Chloe?
[Sully] Hell-o
[Lang-u-like] Chloe that font makes you look fat, AH HA!
[Sully] :(
[Farmboy204] hi sweets
[Sully] Hey Clark… can I have my Madonna CD back yet?
[Lang-u-like] AH HA!!! Madonna?! CLARK?!
[Farmboy204] Chloe you suck. Lana I do not have a Madonna CD
[Lang-u-like] hee hee hee…
[Lexxe] brb… gotta go golfclub Lucas away from the fridge he’s stealing all the beer
[Sully] k

[LovelyLionel has entered the chat]

[Lang-u-like] AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
[LovelyLionel] Uhhhh… hello kids
[Farmboy204] Mr Luther?!
[Sully] Lionel! Bugger off!
[LovelyLionel] But Chloe, we have some….uuuuuuh… unfinished business... uuuh
[Lang-u-like] … cough… bet you do… cough
SULLY smacks LANG-U-LIKE
[Sully] Lionel go away I said I’ll help you with that big important case tomorrow
[Sully] sheez…
[LovelyLionel] I can be hip
[Farmboy204] what?!
[LovelyLionel] I can be cool. Uuuuuuuh I’m down with the kids
[LovelyLionel] I shaped my beard like puff daddy
[Sully] Lionel go. Away.

[LovelyLionel was booted from IRC channel 203587239561]

[Farmboy204] ha ha! Now that really was me! Hehehe!
[Lang-u-like] My hero!!
[Sully] Oh lord…

[Lexxe has entered the chat]

[Sully] explain please
[Farmboy204] Yes Lex explain
[Lexxe] What can I say the guy knows how to hack into my stuff
[Sully] Did you say hi to Lucas from me?
[Lexxe] … no
[Lexxe] why?
[Sully] no reason :)
LEXXE glares at SULLY
[Sully] he he he… ;)
[Farmboy204] hey Clark check this out man…
FARMBOY204 sends request to LEXXE for file oooohflannel.jpg
[Lexxe] Clark that’s you in Flannel pyjamas…
[Farmboy204] yeh I know aren’t I a DISH!
[Lang-u-like] I wanna see!
[Sully] I don’t :)
[Lexxe] I could have gone the whole day without seeing that
[Lang-u-like] I wanna see!
[Sully] HAHAHAHHAAA!
[Lexxe] what?
[Sully] Lana’s name backwards is Anal :D
LEXXE smirks at LANA
[Lang-u-like] Chloe you goober!
[Lang-u-like changes font to PINK100038 x-treme]
[Lang-u-like] HA HA!
[Sully] AaAaAargh! My eyes!
[Lexxe] Lana!
[Farmboy204] Stop it! My precious eyes!
[Farmboy204 changes font to BLACK100034]
[Lexxe] Aaah… :)
[Lang-u-like] hey poodle?
[Farmboy] What?
[Sully] Lex?
[Lexxe] Yes my pretty?
[Lang-u-like] can I still come over and play with your telescope?
[Sully] U bored? ;)
[Lexxe] ;)
[Farmboy204] No its ok Lana
[Lang-u-like] :(
[Farmboy204] nothing personal, but I’m off to chat to Flannellover69… laters
[Lexxe] ring a ding ding… get in there Clark
[Lang-u-like] Lex!
[Lexxe] oops…
[Sully] Ugh… verbal judo online sucks

[Farmboy204 has left the chat (toodles!)]

[Lexxe] Verbal judo…
[Sully] mmm… ;)
[Lang-u-like] PINK!
[Lexxe] Chloe, I bet I can be over to your place in 10 minutes… ;)
[Sully] 5
[Lexxe] 7
[Sully] Sold! I’ll get out the fencing swords and the coconut massage oil!
[Lang-u-like] ok well later, goobers,
[Sully] bye Anal :D
[Lang-u-like] you shush!

[Lang-u-like has left the chat (PINK!)]

[Sully] you better get yo’ ass movin boy!
[Lexxe] see you in a moment...
[Sully] :)

[Sully has left the chat (Don’t be long)]

[Lexxe]… Who’s the daddy? :D

[Lexxe has left the chat (whu-pah!)]

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FIN!

[Impress]

*snicker*

that was cute.

[zenfro]

lol :biggrin:

[autumngold]

Never, never let me view the horror of Clark in flannel pj's!! Very cute story!! :chlexsign2:

[vardaquareien]

I love it!!! Blana's new name is ANAL!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!

[zenfro]

Anal suits her.

*runs and hides.

[scifichick774]

Originally posted by A-u-r-o-r-a@Jan 5 2004, 04:36 PM
[Sully] Did you say hi to Lucas from me?
[Lexxe] … no
[Lexxe] why?
[Sully] no reason :)
LEXXE glares at SULLY
[Sully] he he he… ;)

*snickers*

And man, they had way more patience than I ever do. I would have just left the chat completely after I saw Clark and Lana there. Just me?

[asharnanae]

:biggrin: That was funny! I couldnt stop chortleing to myself!

[krissilee06]

hahaha, that was cute, great job! :)

krissilee06

[sara_noele]

:pclol: So funny!!

[Blaire023]

ROFLMFAO

oh lord, *wipes tears* too damn cute!

~B

[Val]

LMFAO! That was just great! Anal, see I'm retiring Blana, I'm calling her Anal from now on, she is, after all, a pain ;)

[gina]

Hee hee. I was smiling all the way through this, it was very cute and funny. :biggrin:

[sosostris]

lol. that was so cute!
I thought Lionel's little entrance was hilarious.

[Jen1388]

[LovelyLionel] I can be hip
[Farmboy204] what?!
[LovelyLionel] I can be cool. Uuuuuuuh I’m down with the kids
[LovelyLionel] I shaped my beard like puff daddy

LMAO! I loved that part.

And Anal! Genius! I never noticed that before.

Loved it... I'm hoping maybe you'll think of writing a sequel, internet chat fics are so cool!

[peepsRfun2eat]

:hehe: LMAO great story.

ANAL! i love it, and indeed blana is.

[carebear72884]

lol, that is great, i love the Anal idea, it is funnier then blana. and lionel's little bit was sooooo funny, i almost died laughing.

[katspell]

Funny!!!

[Lilith The First]

lol!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: this was so good!

[hlmilk]

LOL. Hilarious!

ANAL! PINK! eww :p heh

[sylvia]

Cute! And so in character. Except, uuuuhhh, Lionel. I can totally imagine Clark surfing the flannel channel, though. Sequel won't hurt?

[TheDragonLady]

ANAL! HAHAHA!


Dragon calls for a sequel...

[Janet]

this was hilarious!!!


[Lexxe] Verbal judo…
[Sully] mmm… ;)
[Lang-u-like] PINK!
[Lexxe] Chloe, I bet I can be over to your place in 10 minutes… ;)
[Sully] 5
[Lexxe] 7
[Sully] Sold! I’ll get out the fencing swords and the coconut massage oil!
Great line there!!!


Witty....

Ever so witty....

*drool*

delightful!

ahem...

uh, more?

*hopeful grin*

[LEXNCHLOEROCK]

this one's my fave so far! you gotta love Anal! LOL

[Kandya]

Lana = Anal. That's clever... you're clever. Me like :huh:

[starmoon]

I love this story lol.

[TheConfusingWorldOfJustin]

I LOVE these! Even though this is only the second Smallville one I've read. :grin3:

Great job; laughed all the way through! And I second the sequel comment. :p


-JJ

[Possibilities Unknown]

Omg! That was such an awesome story! I was laughing so hard my mom kept asking me if I was sure I was okay! Anal...pricless...lol :)

[jaxie926]

anal = lana
clark's in flannellover's chats...
pete's retarted...
lionel... well i always love the MB... (shoulda been his SN... *dies at thought*)
and as always Chlex judo...

ahhhh what a day.

[ggdoll18]

that was so cute! loved lanas PINK randomness