A-u-r-o-r-a
19th December 2003, 05:58
Disclaimer - not mine!
Notes - I wrote this in like, 10 mintues its just a silly little thing, a shippers unite kind of :lol
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Chloe walked into the Talon with her head held high, she was obviously looking for someone
“Lex!” she shouted, glancing over her shoulder “LEX!!!”
“He’s over there” Lana pointed out, walking briskly past her with a tray of coffee’s. Chloe stole one from the tray with a “Thanks” and an outraged look from Lana before marching over to the sofa where Lex sat reading a newspaper
“Come on” She said bluntly, sitting down next to him
“Sorry?” Lex asked quietly. Chloe rolled her eyes and glanced at her watch
“Lex are you going to take me out back and do me roughly from behind or am I going to sit here all day?”
Clark spat out his coffee all over Lex’s newspaper.
“Excuse me?!” he squeaked
“Clark!” said Chloe, looking a little worried. “I didn’t know you were here…”
Clark’s eyes darted from Lex to Chloe and back again
“I’ve been sitting here all the time!!” Chloe looked blankly at him
“Huh…” she said. Quite amazed that the star of the show could be so easily glanced over… she turned her attention back to Lex who was mopping his newspaper of coffee
“…WELL?!” she said impatiently. Lex shuffled over to her
“Chlo’ do we have to get up? I’m all comfy and Clark and I were in the middle of a conversation” he said, throwing an arm around her waist
“Well… alright” she said, grinning, and started to undo his belt in a hurry. Clark’s eyes were as large as saucers
“You guys?!!!?” He squealed again “You’re gonna have sex HERE? Right now?!”
Lex looked up briefly from unbuttoning Chloe’s blouse
“Uh huh” he said with a nod
“But! But but… but!” Clark began to stutter and then jumped in his seat as an ear shattering screech came from the bar
“You are NOT going to violate my coffee house with your physical shenanigans any more Chloe Sullivan and Lex Luther, OUT!” she huffed, pointing at the door
“Aw come on!” Lex said, aggravated as Chloe began to straddle his lap “We wont be long!” Chloe looked sternly at him “Give us twenty…” Another look from Chloe “…five minutes, that’s all”
“I cant believe you’re asking me to DO such a thing! Lana said with outrage, folding her arms and glaring at Clark
“Its not like you two notice anyway” Chloe said under her breath, battling with Lex’s shirt buttons now
“What?!” Clark retorted, Chloe rolled her eyes
“Oh come on, Clark? The other day in Lex’s bedroom when you were CONCERNED that you heard me making PAINED noises? At night… in Lex’s bedroom… we told you he was putting a plaster on my leg and you believed us”
Clark looked at his feet
“And last night in the Torch office?” Lex said, looking at Lana now “I managed to convince you that I was trying to Get Chloe’s t-shirt off a picture hook it was stuck on!”
“It could have been…” Lana mumbled
“While she was still wearing it!” Lex said angrily. “Face it you two are just crap! No no, Clark you are, you’re crap. The most exciting foreplay Clark’s ever seen from Lana is when she brushes her teeth
“Hey!” Lana squeaked. Chloe snorted in laughter, positioning herself directly above Lex.
“That was pretty hot…” Clark said with a smirk in Lana’s direction “Work those eye-teeth, Lana!”
she beamed “Thank you baby!”
“But you two are SO unlikely!” Started Lana “I mean come on, I’ve got the whipped cream, the punching bag, the convicted outfit, the fact that all Lex’s partners look exactly like me, my partnership with him at the Talon AND the fact that I perved on him when he was screwing that girl in his pool!”
“Yeh that was gross” Clark said, looking disgusted “You must have been, what? Five? Eeeeeeeeeeew!”
Lana was still looking smug “So if anyone’s going to have all the sex with Lex it’ll be me!” she said angrily. Clark did not look happy
“YOU cant screw him! Do you have any idea what that would DO to me? I mean with Chloe I’d get over it…”
“Thanks…” Chloe chipped in
“No problem…Because she’s the one in love with me not the other way around”
“Ahem?!?” Lex said in a breathy voice “Used to be… not IS” he gasped out
Lana was squinting in disgust “You guys you’re going to mess up my throw pillows!”
“So what about me and Lex?” Clark said quietly
Lex and Chloe stopped completely and Chloe looked over her shoulder at Clark with a half vicious, half hysterical look in her eyes
“Excuse me?” she said
“I’ll always be there for you Clark! I know you will Lex because you’re my best friend, come ON!” Clark squeaked at the end without meaning to. Lex snorted in laughter
“Eeeeverybody wants a slice of the action…” he drawled out
“Clark don’t be so stupid. You and Lex will only ever happen in the imagination of Smallville geeks get over it” she huffed
“Fine” Clark sulked and leant on his elbows
“So you see…” Lex panted “We’re not so strange after all” Chloe grinned down at him and kissed him heavily on the lips, Clark rolled his eyes jealously and pouted towards the window
Just then Pete entered with Lionel
“Hey” he said, strolling past Lex and Chloe who were now at it like mad “Hey Chloe”
“H….ey!” Chloe gasped. Pete looked about, grabbing Lex’s newspaper
“So what's new?” he asked “and what's Lex doing to Chloe?”
“She’s…got…an…itch…” Lex said, his eyes closed and his forehead glistening with sweat
“Ooooh ok”
Lionel was the only one looking embaressed
“Uuuuuuh son….what's that noise….? Uuuuuh” He said slowly “You’re not up to your, uuuuh old tricks again are you Lex?”
Chloe stopped moving “OLD tricks?” she said in an annoyed voice
“Chloe don’t stop!” Lex said, his voice straining in agony
“OOOh yes” Lionel continued, walking about meaninglessly behind them “Lex used to be quite the player, in his revolting teenage years. I was, uuuuuh, quite disgusted with him”
“Hey!” Clark said, suddenly catching onto something “Arent you supposed to be blind?”
Lionel looked twitchy “Oh um… I am! Look!” and smacked himself into a marble piller and fell to the floor “Ow! Didn’t see that coming, ah ha! Ha… uuuuh”
Clark nodded in approval, then looked about for Lex
“Hey” he said “Where’d they go?”
Lana looked up from polishing a mug “Lex said he had some important investigation work that needed to be done back at the mansion with Chloe on the importance of keeping warm in nude conditions and the effects multiple orgasm’s could have on disrupting the LexCorp financial state”
“Oh” said Clark. Pete shook his head. Suddenly Clark looked very smug with himself
“Hey Lana…” he said with a grin “Wanna go have a hot and heavy foolin around session back at your place?”
Lana considered this “Nah I’d rather go brush my teeth. Wanna watch?” She said with a smile
“DO I!!” Clark stated, leaping up from the couch. Lana giggled
‘I’ll use the triple mint aquafresh for you, Clark”
“oOOoh Lana you kinky bitch…”
Notes - I wrote this in like, 10 mintues its just a silly little thing, a shippers unite kind of :lol
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Chloe walked into the Talon with her head held high, she was obviously looking for someone
“Lex!” she shouted, glancing over her shoulder “LEX!!!”
“He’s over there” Lana pointed out, walking briskly past her with a tray of coffee’s. Chloe stole one from the tray with a “Thanks” and an outraged look from Lana before marching over to the sofa where Lex sat reading a newspaper
“Come on” She said bluntly, sitting down next to him
“Sorry?” Lex asked quietly. Chloe rolled her eyes and glanced at her watch
“Lex are you going to take me out back and do me roughly from behind or am I going to sit here all day?”
Clark spat out his coffee all over Lex’s newspaper.
“Excuse me?!” he squeaked
“Clark!” said Chloe, looking a little worried. “I didn’t know you were here…”
Clark’s eyes darted from Lex to Chloe and back again
“I’ve been sitting here all the time!!” Chloe looked blankly at him
“Huh…” she said. Quite amazed that the star of the show could be so easily glanced over… she turned her attention back to Lex who was mopping his newspaper of coffee
“…WELL?!” she said impatiently. Lex shuffled over to her
“Chlo’ do we have to get up? I’m all comfy and Clark and I were in the middle of a conversation” he said, throwing an arm around her waist
“Well… alright” she said, grinning, and started to undo his belt in a hurry. Clark’s eyes were as large as saucers
“You guys?!!!?” He squealed again “You’re gonna have sex HERE? Right now?!”
Lex looked up briefly from unbuttoning Chloe’s blouse
“Uh huh” he said with a nod
“But! But but… but!” Clark began to stutter and then jumped in his seat as an ear shattering screech came from the bar
“You are NOT going to violate my coffee house with your physical shenanigans any more Chloe Sullivan and Lex Luther, OUT!” she huffed, pointing at the door
“Aw come on!” Lex said, aggravated as Chloe began to straddle his lap “We wont be long!” Chloe looked sternly at him “Give us twenty…” Another look from Chloe “…five minutes, that’s all”
“I cant believe you’re asking me to DO such a thing! Lana said with outrage, folding her arms and glaring at Clark
“Its not like you two notice anyway” Chloe said under her breath, battling with Lex’s shirt buttons now
“What?!” Clark retorted, Chloe rolled her eyes
“Oh come on, Clark? The other day in Lex’s bedroom when you were CONCERNED that you heard me making PAINED noises? At night… in Lex’s bedroom… we told you he was putting a plaster on my leg and you believed us”
Clark looked at his feet
“And last night in the Torch office?” Lex said, looking at Lana now “I managed to convince you that I was trying to Get Chloe’s t-shirt off a picture hook it was stuck on!”
“It could have been…” Lana mumbled
“While she was still wearing it!” Lex said angrily. “Face it you two are just crap! No no, Clark you are, you’re crap. The most exciting foreplay Clark’s ever seen from Lana is when she brushes her teeth
“Hey!” Lana squeaked. Chloe snorted in laughter, positioning herself directly above Lex.
“That was pretty hot…” Clark said with a smirk in Lana’s direction “Work those eye-teeth, Lana!”
she beamed “Thank you baby!”
“But you two are SO unlikely!” Started Lana “I mean come on, I’ve got the whipped cream, the punching bag, the convicted outfit, the fact that all Lex’s partners look exactly like me, my partnership with him at the Talon AND the fact that I perved on him when he was screwing that girl in his pool!”
“Yeh that was gross” Clark said, looking disgusted “You must have been, what? Five? Eeeeeeeeeeew!”
Lana was still looking smug “So if anyone’s going to have all the sex with Lex it’ll be me!” she said angrily. Clark did not look happy
“YOU cant screw him! Do you have any idea what that would DO to me? I mean with Chloe I’d get over it…”
“Thanks…” Chloe chipped in
“No problem…Because she’s the one in love with me not the other way around”
“Ahem?!?” Lex said in a breathy voice “Used to be… not IS” he gasped out
Lana was squinting in disgust “You guys you’re going to mess up my throw pillows!”
“So what about me and Lex?” Clark said quietly
Lex and Chloe stopped completely and Chloe looked over her shoulder at Clark with a half vicious, half hysterical look in her eyes
“Excuse me?” she said
“I’ll always be there for you Clark! I know you will Lex because you’re my best friend, come ON!” Clark squeaked at the end without meaning to. Lex snorted in laughter
“Eeeeverybody wants a slice of the action…” he drawled out
“Clark don’t be so stupid. You and Lex will only ever happen in the imagination of Smallville geeks get over it” she huffed
“Fine” Clark sulked and leant on his elbows
“So you see…” Lex panted “We’re not so strange after all” Chloe grinned down at him and kissed him heavily on the lips, Clark rolled his eyes jealously and pouted towards the window
Just then Pete entered with Lionel
“Hey” he said, strolling past Lex and Chloe who were now at it like mad “Hey Chloe”
“H….ey!” Chloe gasped. Pete looked about, grabbing Lex’s newspaper
“So what's new?” he asked “and what's Lex doing to Chloe?”
“She’s…got…an…itch…” Lex said, his eyes closed and his forehead glistening with sweat
“Ooooh ok”
Lionel was the only one looking embaressed
“Uuuuuuh son….what's that noise….? Uuuuuh” He said slowly “You’re not up to your, uuuuh old tricks again are you Lex?”
Chloe stopped moving “OLD tricks?” she said in an annoyed voice
“Chloe don’t stop!” Lex said, his voice straining in agony
“OOOh yes” Lionel continued, walking about meaninglessly behind them “Lex used to be quite the player, in his revolting teenage years. I was, uuuuuh, quite disgusted with him”
“Hey!” Clark said, suddenly catching onto something “Arent you supposed to be blind?”
Lionel looked twitchy “Oh um… I am! Look!” and smacked himself into a marble piller and fell to the floor “Ow! Didn’t see that coming, ah ha! Ha… uuuuh”
Clark nodded in approval, then looked about for Lex
“Hey” he said “Where’d they go?”
Lana looked up from polishing a mug “Lex said he had some important investigation work that needed to be done back at the mansion with Chloe on the importance of keeping warm in nude conditions and the effects multiple orgasm’s could have on disrupting the LexCorp financial state”
“Oh” said Clark. Pete shook his head. Suddenly Clark looked very smug with himself
“Hey Lana…” he said with a grin “Wanna go have a hot and heavy foolin around session back at your place?”
Lana considered this “Nah I’d rather go brush my teeth. Wanna watch?” She said with a smile
“DO I!!” Clark stated, leaping up from the couch. Lana giggled
‘I’ll use the triple mint aquafresh for you, Clark”
“oOOoh Lana you kinky bitch…”